三国英豪赶时髦

话说三国，久合必分，分久必合。可能是因为认为大刀太烂，或是因为太旧，还是因为看见马超买了一把最新的刀，关云长居然叫他的手下去买一把最流行，最好看，最耐用，最锋利的大刀！他的手下一听，马上遵命。叫上一位小兵和他一同去。

As for the Three Kingdoms, long-term cooperation will lead to separation and long-term separation will lead to integration. Maybe it's because he thinks the broadsword is too bad, or because it's too old, or because he saw that Ma Chao bought the latest broadsword. Guan Yunchang actually asked him to buy the most popular, best looking, most durable and sharpest broadsword! As soon as his men listened, they obeyed. Call the last soldier with him.

到了刀市，他俩东张西望，目标定在一家叫“流行刀店”的店。他们兴奋的走过去一进店。都瞪大了眼睛，这家店里的大刀真是一把比一把好。他们看到了各种各样的刀：有的刀鞘上到处镶满了南非的钻石，有的在刀上摆上一排的钻石，颜色各异。他们看着看着，居然忘记了关羽交给他们的任务。这时有人叫他们，他们回过头一看，“噢！鬼啊！！！”那位小兵大叫起来。原来是小乔，她打扮得十分的“时髦”：头发染得黄黄的而且还是卷发，睫毛黑黑的，耳朵上分别戴着白金耳环，手上都戴着各种颜色的戒指，指甲上都是亮晶晶的脂膏。“什么鬼啊？！这叫时髦，懂不懂，老土！”小乔生气的说。“不理你们了！”她生气的走了。他们想：“周瑜可真倒霉啊。”“我们区买大刀吧”“let‘s go！”

When they arrived at Dao City, they looked around, targeting a shop called "popular Dao shop". They walked excitedly to the store. All eyes are wide, the knives in this shop are really better than one. They saw all kinds of knives: some scabbards were inlaid with diamonds from South Africa, some placed a row of diamonds on them, with different colors. They watched and forgot the task that Guan Yu gave them. Then someone called them, and they looked back, "Oh! The devil The soldier shouted. It turned out to be Xiao Qiao. She was dressed very "fashionable": her hair was dyed yellow and curly, her eyelashes were black, her ears were wearing white gold earrings, her hands were wearing rings of various colors, and her nails were covered with shiny cream. "What the hell?! It's called fashion. Do you understand, laotu! " Xiao Qiao said angrily. "Ignore you!" She left angrily. They thought, "Zhou Yu is really unlucky." "Let's buy broadsword in our district" "let's go!"

他们终于选好了一把刀，那把刀的柄是用金刚做成的刀的上边有一颗钻石，在太阳下金光闪闪。当他们拿回去时，正好看见马超在炫耀他的那把宝刀，看到他俩回来了，高兴的把大刀拿来一看，连连说好：“好，好，真是一把好刀。”说这就挥舞起那把新的大刀来，马超一看，知道自己比不过，只好走了。关羽奖励了他俩。

They finally chose a knife. The handle of the knife is made of King Kong. There is a diamond on the top of the knife, glittering in the sun. When they took it back, they saw that Ma Chao was showing off his sabre. When they saw that they were back, they took a look at it happily and said, "OK, OK, it's really a good sabre." He said that he would wield the new broadsword. Ma Chao saw that he couldn't match him, so he had to go. Guan Yu rewarded them.

这时，刘备来了。关羽瞪大了眼睛：adidas衣裤，真皮的皮鞋，身上装着一件名牌的西服，鳄鱼牌皮带，嘴中还叼着一根雪茄。“大哥，你怎么弄成这样子？”“你不知道曹操和孙权有多‘牛’在交战时装得一身名牌。曹操还对喊我做老土。你说可不可笑。我现在才不怕，想和我比？走着瞧！”“哦，原来是这样。三弟最近也赶时髦了，他买了一大堆电器，什么电视，冰箱，洗衣机，电脑，电饭堡等等。”“哦，我也要去买了，拜拜”

At this time, Liu Bei came. Guan Yu's eyes widened: adidas, leather shoes, a famous suit, crocodile belt, and a cigar in his mouth. "Big brother, how can you do this?" "You don't know how many" cattle "Cao Cao and Sun Quan got famous brands in the battle. Cao Cao also called me old-fashioned. It's not funny. I'm not afraid now. Want to compete with me? See! " "Oh, so it is. The third brother is also in fashion recently. He bought a lot of appliances, such as TV, refrigerator, washing machine, computer, electric rice bunker, etc "Oh, I'm going to buy it, too. Bye."

看来三国英豪还要居续赶时髦了。

It seems that heroes of the Three Kingdoms will continue to live in fashion.