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“砰砰砰”，土地庙的门被拍得山响，外面有人叫道：阿Q，办厂去。同去，同去，阿Q忙奔过去同去了，谁知没跑上几步，便被什么东西绊了个跟头……于是阿Q醒了。

"Bang bang bang bang", the door of the temple was photographed, outside someone shouted: Ah Q, run a factory. Go with you, go with you. Ah Q hurried to go with you. Who knows if he didn't take a few steps, he stumbled over something So ah q woke up.

现在国家实行改革开放政策，允许私营企业发展。于是未庄掀起了办厂热，王胡和小D都开设了自己的工厂，做上了老板，腰挂BP机手捧大哥大，风光得不得了，见了阿Q，连眼皮都不抬一下。一想到这，阿Q就气愤：“妈妈的，不就是个工厂吗，俺老Q也去办一个！”

Now the State implements the policy of reform and opening up to allow the development of private enterprises. As a result, Weizhuang set off a factory fever. Wang Hu and xiaod both set up their own factories and became bosses. They hung BPS on their backs and held mobile phones. The scenery was amazing. When they met Ah Q, they couldn't even lift their eyelids. At the thought of this, Ah Q was angry: "Mom's, isn't it a factory? My old q is going to run one!"

阿Q还算是有商业头脑的人，他看见未庄的男女老少洗头时都用一种粘稠的绿色的像鸟粪一样的东西在头上涂抹，一打听，才知道这叫洗发水。阿Q于是发现了商机，赶紧注册了一家日用品公司，专门生产洗发水。

Ah q is a business minded person. When he saw the men, women, old and young in Weizhuang, they used a kind of thick green things like bird droppings to smear on their heads. Only when he inquired, did he know that it was called shampoo. Ah Q found a business opportunity, and quickly registered a daily necessities company, specializing in the production of shampoo.

阿Q将厂房建在未庄旁边的未河边。这未河原本清澈见底，鱼虾众多，谁知前几年假洋鬼子与赵太爷合伙办了一个造纸厂，废水全排到未河里。现在河里鱼虾早已绝迹，河水也已变成了深绿色。阿Q将厂址选在这里，就是为了就地取材，用这一池绿水作原料。

Ah Q built the factory on the Weihe River next to Weizhuang. The Weihe River used to be clear, with lots of fish and shrimps. In the past few years, the foreign devils and Zhao Taiye cooperated to run a paper mill, and all the wastewater was discharged into the Weihe River. Now the fish and shrimps in the river have disappeared, and the river has become dark green. Ah Q chose the plant site here, just to get local materials and use this pool of green water as raw materials.

很快厂子建了起来。阿Q雇了吴妈和小尼姑做工人，吴妈提水，小尼姑往水里掺下猪糠，阿Q再往里面撒一些香料，就这样一筒洗发水就制成。阿Q不禁为自己的聪明而沾沾自喜。

Soon the factory was built. Ah Q hired Wu Ma and her little nun as workers. Wu Ma brought water, and her little nun mixed pig bran into the water. Ah Q sprinkled some spices into the water, which was made of such a bottle of shampoo. Ah Q can't help but be complacent about his cleverness.

阿Q又到外地去收购了一些洗发水瓶，然后将厂里生产的“产品”分装到瓶中，拿到外面去销售。

Ah Q went to other places to buy some shampoo bottles, and then sub packed the "products" produced by the factory into the bottles and sold them outside.

起初，阿Q的洗发水无人问津，产品严重积压。阿Q于是又动起了脑筋。

At first, no one paid attention to ah q's shampoo, and the product backlog was serious. Ah Q began to think again.

阿Q到电视台去做了一个广告，宣称：未庄Q公司生产的全新绿色瓶装飘柔，保证让您秀发亮丽动人，乌黑飘逸。

Ah Q went to the TV station to make an advertisement, claiming that the brand-new green bottle produced by Weizhuang Q company is elegant and soft, which guarantees your hair to be bright and moving, black and elegant.

广告的效应果然惊人。很快，阿Q的产品就变得十分畅销了。阿Q腰包逐渐鼓了起来。

The effect of advertising is amazing. Soon, AQ's products became very popular. Ah Q's waistpack is gradually bulging.

谁知好景不长，没过几天，Q公司来了几个大盖帽，将厂房封了，还罚了阿Q二十万，原因是阿Q制造假冒伪劣商品，制作虚假广告，欺骗消费者，违反了经商诚信原则。

Who knows that the good times are not long. Within a few days, Q company came to several big blocks, sealed the factory building, and fined Ah Q 200000 yuan. The reason is that Ah Q made fake and shoddy goods, made false advertisements, deceived consumers, and violated the principle of business integrity.

这下阿Q破产了。他每次走到王胡、小D的工厂前看到那一片红火的样子，就愤怒：“妈妈的，总有一天，绿盔绿甲的公安要将你们抓去砍头，嚓嚓！”

Now ah q is bankrupt. Every time he went to Wanghu and xiaod's factory and saw the red fire, he was angry: "Mom, one day, the public security of green helmets and green armour will catch you and behead you, Chacha!"