小学生神作《历史乱套了》各种穿越 网友爆笑大呼有才

　　Micro-blog named @ our 1 class teacher often share some school students fun and educational experience, popular with users love. She recently in micro-blog share a curious " mess " history, from the Pan Gu created heaven and earth until about Zhao Benshan as a comedy actor, its powerful imagination make netizen simmer with laughter. Children's writing is always full of all kinds of Brazil, when you wrote this composition?

　　" Crazy " full text reading history:

　　I think this is the history of the world: originally the stones are linked together, since Pan Gu created heaven and earth force is very large, so all the stones are now we see shattered into pieces. But there is a stone exception, it has a big the Imperial Palace city. People for thousands of years, all think this is a demon stone.

　　But one day, the stone exploded: day in motion, the ground shaking. Suddenly, from inside the stone rushed a little monkey, he is Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong from the back and White Bone Demon married. Live in the cave. After a few months, they had a daughter, named Ci Xi. Ci Xi grew up and went to the harem world, really good, will become the protagonist -- after the queen mother, the Empress Dowager Ci Xi and fourteen, already had four sons, two daughters. When the emperor is in the history of the famous Li Qingzhao.

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　　The child is having fun, no need to enlarge

　　Last night, reporter contact hair micro-blog users, she is also the student's Chinese teacher.

　　According to her introduction, this is the Ningbo city Alex Hua Tian the fifth grade primary school 1 class a girl wrote. However, in order to protect the student from the intrusive, she did not disclose the names of the students. " Outside of the classroom, she is the child thinking is open, all subjects are very good, is the class cadre, diligent efforts, students have a very good relationship. " She said, the students had written such a powerful and unconstrained style of writing, it may be her an exploration.

　　The teacher said, this thesis was she to give students homework. " The layout of the time, and students to discuss, a Monday paper, indefinite subject, can be written, but seriously, quantity does not matter, but the quality is better. " She recalled, before, just and students talked through this theme, including western film involving crossing and Chinese TV through. " I tell the kids, like it could be the direction of the development. "

　　In her view, this article is the most rare " no constraints, rich imagination ", and, " although a powerful and unconstrained style, but there are some logic, main line, the order of events, not nonsense, not think of which wrote which. "

　　However, " no need to complex, the child is having fun, no need to enlarge this matter. " She said, there were many discussions. Online, is everyone's impression that the pupil composition " is eight shares, be poker-faced ", to see such a powerful and unconstrained style composition feel very strange.

　　微博上一位名叫@我们1班 的老师经常分享一些学校学生的趣事和教育感悟，颇受网友喜爱。最近她在微博分享了一篇奇文《历史乱套了》，文章从盘古开天地一直写到赵本山当小品演员，其强大的想象力令网友忍俊不禁。小朋友的作文总是充满了各种妙想天开，你小时候写过这样的作文吗?

　　《历史乱套了》全文阅读：

　　我认为历史是这样的：本来全世界的石头都是连在一起的，由于盘古开天地时力量无比大，所以把石头都震成了现在我们看见的小块块。但有一块石头例外了，它有一个故宫城那么大。人们千百年来都认为这是一块妖石。

　　然而有一天，这块石头爆发了：天在震动，地在摇晃。突然，从石头里面窜出一只小猴子，他就是孙悟空。孙悟空取经回来后与白骨精结婚。住在盘丝洞。几个月后，他们生了一个女儿，取名叫慈禧。慈禧长大后就去后宫闯荡，果然很争气，立马变成了后宫的主角———太后，那个时候慈禧太后与十四爷已经有了四个儿子，二个女儿。而那个时候的皇帝则是在历代很有名的李清照。

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　　小孩子就是觉得好玩，没必要去放大

　　昨晚，记者联系上发微博的网友，她也是这名学生的语文老师。

　　据她介绍，文章是宁波市华天小学五年级1班一名女生所写。不过，为了保护这名学生免受打扰，她没有透露学生的名字。“在课堂外，她是个思维很开阔的小孩，各门功课都很好，是班干部，很勤奋很努力，同学关系也很好。她说，平时这名学生就写过这样天马行空的作文，可能这是她的一种探索。

　　老师表示，这篇作文是她给学生们布置的寒假作业。“布置的时候，就和学生商量好，一礼拜一篇，不定主题，可以随便写，但得认真，数量无所谓，但是质量要好。她回忆说，在之前，刚好和学生们讲过穿越这个主题，包括西方电影涉及的穿越和中国电视里的穿越。“我和孩子们说，喜欢的话可以朝这方面发展。

　　在她看来，这篇文章最难得的是“毫无约束，想象力丰富，而且，“虽然天马行空，但是有逻辑，有主线，有一定事情发展的顺序，而不是胡说八道的，不是想到哪写到哪。

　　不过，“也没必要想复杂了，小孩子就是觉得好玩，没必要去放大这个事。她说，网上议论纷纷，是大家的印象里认为小学生作文“很八股，一本正经的，看到这样天马行空的作文觉得很新奇。