高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译15素材

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第十五集

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　　我对僵尸有一点困惑

　　Here's what I wonder about zombies.

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　　要是他们找不到人肉吃会怎么样

　　What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat?

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　　他们不可能饿死

　　他们本来就是死人嘛

　　They can't starve to death-- they're already dead.

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　　你听听我的

　　我昨晚花了一个小时在想

　　You take this one. I spent an hour last night on

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　　"既然吸血鬼在镜子里

　　"How do vampires shave

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　　都看不见自己

　　他们是怎么给自己剃胡子的"

　　when they can't see themselves in the mirror"?

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　　衣冠楚楚的吸血鬼两两搭伴

　　Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs

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　　互相刮胡子

　　解释完毕

　　and shave each other-- case closed.

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　　好吧

　　那

　　僵尸呢

　　Yeah, okay, so, zombies.

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　　我觉得这取决于僵尸的种类

　　拉杰

　　I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj.

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　　我们现在说的是快僵尸还是慢僵尸

　　Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies?

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　　在《28天》里面

　　如果那些僵尸不吃东西

　　Like, in 28 Days, if those zombies didn't eat,

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　　-他们就会饿死

　　-你说的是

　　- they starved.

　　- You're thinking

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　　《惊变28天》

　　of 28 Days Later.

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　　《28天》里面桑德拉·布洛克去戒酒

　　28 Days is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab

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　　结果让观众升华到濒死状态

　　and puts the audience into an undead state.

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　　喂

　　不许你说桑德拉·布洛克坏话

　　Hey, don't bag on Sandra Bullock!

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　　你以为这样显得很有内涵

　　You think it makes you look cultured,

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　　但你表现出来的只是刻薄而已

　　but you just come off as bitter.

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　　12点方向

　　希伯特博士

　　Oh, Dr. Siebert, twelve o'clock.

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　　为啥大学校长

　　Why's the president of the university

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　　要来食堂里视察呢

　　slumming in the cafeteria?

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　　也许他在模仿莎翁笔下的亨利五世

　　Perhaps he's emulating Shakespeare's Henry V,

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　　微服私访

　　想知道在民间

　　who dressed as a commoner and mingled among them,

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　　他的臣民们是如何看待自己的

　　to find out how he was being perceived by his subjects.

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　　当然

　　如果他看过我发给他的1300封

　　Of course, if he'd have read any of the 1,300 e-mails

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　　关于学校管理的邮件中的任何一封

　　I've sent him on the subject of his administration,

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　　他就不必这么费劲了

　　he could have saved himself the trouble.

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　　也可能是因为他听说今天周二有炸薯棒

　　Or maybe he heard it's Tator Tot Tuesday.

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　　反正我是因为这个才来的

　　That's why I'm here.

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　　嗨

　　我最器重的天才们

　　Hey, there's my favorite geniuses!

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　　今天过得怎么样啊

　　How are we doing today?

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　　这取决于

　　你打算

　　That depends-- how much longer

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　　在我的肩膀上抚摸多久

　　do you plan on fondling my shoulder?

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　　抱歉

　　库珀博士

　　我忘了你有爱抚恐惧症

　　Sorry, Dr. Cooper, I forgot you have a touch phobia.

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　　我不是怕人抚摸

　　我是怕细菌

　　It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia.

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　　要是你愿意戴一双乳胶手套

　　If you'd like to go put on a pair of latex gloves,

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　　给我查疝气都没问题

　　I'll let you check me for a hernia.

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　　好吧

　　Yeah.

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　　听好了各位

　　So, listen, fellas,

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　　本周六晚上谁想去参加一个小宴会呢

　　who's up for a little party this Saturday night?

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　　美酒

　　佳肴

　　没准儿还会有几位甜妞

　　Open bar, good eats, might even be a few pretty girls.

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　　听起来很赞啊

　　我去

　　Sounds great! I'm in!

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　　慢着

　　Hold on.

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　　就因为一位怪蜀黍给你们糖吃

　　Just because the nice man is offering you candy,

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　　并不意味着你就应该跳进人贩子的破车里

　　doesn't mean you should jump into his windowless van.

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　　究竟是什么场合啊

　　What's the occasion?

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　　就是本校的几位赞助者

　　Just a little fund-raiser for the university.

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　　啊哈

　　沾满泪痕的气垫还在车后面呢

　　Aha! The tear-stained air mattress in the back of the van.

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　　你不情愿我很理解

　　库珀博士

　　I understand your reticence, Dr. Cooper,

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　　我深表同情

　　但残酷的事实摆在面前

　　and I sympathize, but the hard facts are,

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　　有时候我们不得不为了募集研究资金

　　occasionally, we have to shake a few hands

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　　而跟某些人溜须拍马

　　and kiss a few butts to raise money for our research.

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　　我不管

　　这太下作了

　　I don't care; it's demeaning.

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　　我不愿想像只德州博览会的冠军猪一样

　　And I refuse to be trotted out and shown off

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　　被人领着到处表演

　　like a prize hog at the Texas State Fair.

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　　顺便提一下

　　这种博览会肯定不是你想穿着

　　Which, by the way, is something you don't want to attend

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　　别有星际迷航徽章的衣服参加的

　　wearing a Star Trek ensign's uniform.

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　　好吧

　　All right,

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　　那我换个说法

　　let me put it this way.

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　　你们都得给我穿好正装参加这个宴会

　　You're gonna put on a suit, you're gonna come to this party,

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　　你们要向一群老人解释

　　and you're gonna explain your research

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　　你们所做的研究

　　to a bunch of old people,

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　　否则

　　我对天发誓

　　我会用热勺子烫瞎你的眼睛

　　or I swear to God, I'll blind you with a hot spoon,

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　　就像《贫民窟的百万富翁》里的那个小男孩一样

　　like they did to that little boy in Slumdog Millionaire.

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　　你肯定不想那样的

　　Oh, you don't want that.

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　　那就周六晚上咯

　　So, Saturday night!

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　　包你开心

　　It's gonna be off the hook.

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　　速度拿开

　　Get over it.

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　　哦天啊

　　Oh, boy!

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　　又是炸薯棒又是宴会邀请

　　Tator tots and a party invitation?

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　　今天是个好日子啊

　　What a great day!

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　　好了

　　There you go.

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　　你确定这样就行了

　　Are you sure this is right?

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　　嗯

　　把这一段塞到裤子里

　　就没事了

　　Yeah, just tuck that part in your pants; you'll be fine.

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　　一起去给拍那些有钱人的马屁吧

　　Okay, let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled tochis.

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　　霍华德

　　我真不敢相信伯纳黛特居然让你

　　Oh, Howard, I can't believe Bernadette let you go

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　　穿着女式衬领去参加这么正式的宴会

　　to a fancy party wearing a dickey.

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　　不好意思

　　我的衣服不是我女朋友挑的

　　Excuse me, my girlfriend doesn't pick out my clothes.

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　　是我妈挑的

　　My mother does.

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　　我们该出发了

　　Oh. We should get going.

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　　那谢尔顿呢

　　What about Sheldon?

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　　谢尔顿不去

　　Sheldon is not going.

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　　真的假的

　　那我们怎么跟希伯特交待

　　Really? What do we tell Siebert?

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　　告诉他库珀博士觉得他宝贵时间最有价值的用途

　　Tell him Dr. Cooper feels that the best use of his time

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　　就是运用他那举世罕见的天赋

　　is to employ his rare and precious mental faculties

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　　来揭开自然的面纱

　　目睹上帝的真面

　　to tear the mask off nature and stare at the face of God.

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　　谢尔顿

　　现在是周六晚上

　　你要去洗衣服了

　　Sheldon, it's Saturday night, you'll be doing laundry.

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　　别跟他说这个

　　说揭开面纱啥的

　　Don't tell him that, tell him the mask thing.

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　　喂

　　把领带塞回裤子里

　　Hey, put your tie back in your pants.

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　　这地儿不错啊

　　Nice place.

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　　让我想起了我爸妈在新德里的房子

　　Reminds me of my parents' house back in New Delhi.

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　　-别逗了

　　-真的

　　我家很有钱的

　　- You're kidding.

　　- No. We are very wealthy.

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　　但跟这里唯一的区别就是

　　我们的仆人更多

　　But the only difference is, we have more servants.

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　　-比这儿还多啊

　　-多得没地儿使唤

　　- More than this?

　　- More than we can use.

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　　你看吧

　　在印度

　　我们都不会犯

　　You see, in India, we don't make the mistake

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　　让人们有梦想这种错误

　　of letting our poor people have dreams.

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　　我的牛人小队来了

　　Ah. There's my band of brainiacs.

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　　库珀博士在哪儿呢

　　Where's Dr. Cooper?

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　　他正在揭开自然的面纱

　　目睹上帝的真面

　　He's tearing the mask off nature to look at the face of God.

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　　校领导认定他有颗美丽心灵

　　The board of directors insists he has a beautiful mind.

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　　我认为他就是浮云

　　I think he's just bananas.

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　　来吧

　　我来介绍你们认识一位

　　Come on, let me introduce you

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　　咱们学校的主要捐款人

　　to one of the university's leading donors.

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　　我觉得咱们被他们所谓的美女误导了

　　I think we were misled about the cute girls.

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　　莱森女士

　　这是我们学校

　　Mrs. Latham, I'd like you to meet three

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　　三位了不起的青年学者

　　of our outstanding young researchers.

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　　这位是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士

　　This is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter,

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　　拉杰·库萨帕里博士和霍华德·沃罗威茨

　　Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz.

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　　沃罗威茨你怎么了

　　Well, what happened to you, Wolowitz,

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　　坚持不下去读博么

　　couldn't stick with it long enough to get your PhD?

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　　我是工程师

　　I'm an engineer.

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　　工程师通常不需要博士学位

　　Most engineers don't bother with a PhD.

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　　不过你没准想知道

　　But you may be interested to know

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　　我给NASA设计过零重力废物排放系统的

　　I designed the zero-gravity waste-disposal system for NASA.

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　　懂了

　　你就是太空水管工

　　Got it-- you're a space plumber.

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　　我去吧台喝两杯

　　I'm gonna go hit the bar.

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　　介绍这两位吧

　　Tell me about these two.

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　　先介绍他

　　Do him first.

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　　霍夫斯塔德博士今天晚上会做个我们实验物理项目的演讲

　　Dr. Hofstadter is representing our experimental physics program tonight.

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　　我想你会对他迷人的工作感兴趣的

　　I think you'll really enjoy hearing about his fascinating work.

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　　行吧

　　Right.

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　　迷我一下

　　Fascinate me.

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　　他们快要尿裤子的样子很可爱吧

　　They're cute when they're about to wet themselves, aren't they?

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　　这么说吧

　　I'll make it easy for you.

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　　每天早上你到实验室的第一件事

　　When you arrive at the lab in the morning,

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　　你会最先打开什么机器

　　what sort of machine do you turn on?

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　　咖啡机

　　Coffee maker?

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　　行吧 库那什么博士

　　到你了

　　All right, Dr. Kooth-- uh, whatever it is-- you're up.

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　　我叫库萨帕里

　　It's Koothrappali.

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　　我得去嘘嘘了

　　I have to tinkle.

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　　于是

　　我没有屈服于权贵

　　And so, instead of bowing to pressure,

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　　去参加那个毫无意义的社交晚会

　　and going to that pointless soiree,

　　143

　　00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:14,260

　　而是待在家里

　　把衣服都洗了

　　I stayed right here and did a load of whites.

　　144

　　00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,410

　　通常我会赞许你那反社会的大男子气概

　　Well, normally I respect your macho rebellious attitude

　　145

　　00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:20,210

　　不听你们领导的

　　toward "The Man,"

　　146

　　00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:24,140

　　但这回

　　我觉得你犯了个愚蠢的错误

　　but, in this case, I think you've made a foolish mistake.

　　147

　　00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:25,730

　　不可能

　　Unlikely.

　　148

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　　但请你说完

　　But make your case.

　　149

　　00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,530

　　请记住

　　您那批评的语气

　　Keeping in mind that your critical attitude

　　150

　　00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:32,630

　　正毁坏咱们周六夜晚的美好时光

　　is ruining our Saturday night together,

　　151

　　00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:35,280

　　我都没有把你窗口最小化

　　and I'm not above minimizing your window.

　　152

　　00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,250

　　谢尔顿

　　不管你喜不喜欢

　　Sheldon, like it or not,

　　153

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　　在你能把你的智慧

　　until you manage to upload your intelligence

　　154

　　00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:42,090

　　上载到一颗自给自足

　　装备着高速互联网

　　into a self-sustaining orbiting satellite,

　　155

　　00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:45,430

　　和隐形设备的轨道卫星上之前

　　equipped with high-speed Internet and a cloaking device,

　　156

　　00:06:45,430 --> 00:06:48,550

　　你还是需要依靠其他人类同胞的

　　you will be dependent on other members of the human race.

　　157

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　　够了

　　我要把你最小化了

　　That's it. Prepare to be minimized.

　　158

　　00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:52,580

　　我还没说完

　　I'm not finished.

　　159

　　00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,940

　　谢尔顿

　　所有科学家都要去募集资金

　　All scientists have to fund-raise, Sheldon.

　　160

　　00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:56,720

　　你觉得我的实验室靠的是什么资金

　　How do you think I paid for my lab?

　　161

　　00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,620

　　我去了沙特阿拉伯

　　遇到个王子

　　I went to Saudi Arabia and met with a prince

　　162

　　00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,890

　　他正好对神经生物学感兴趣

　　who had an interest in neurobiology.

　　163

　　00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:04,640

　　你的实验室靠中东业余爱好者资助的么

　　Your lab is funded by some Middle-Eastern dilettante?

　　164

　　00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,130

　　更准确地说

　　法伊萨是我未婚夫

　　Technically, Faisal is my fianc?

　　165

　　00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,240

　　但我现在有最高端的双光子显微镜

　　But I do have a state-of-the-art two-photon microscope

　　166

　　00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,890

　　冬天去利雅得(阿拉伯半岛中部的城市)还有个住所

　　and a place to stay in Riyadh for the winter.

　　167

　　00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:18,080

　　终于明白你Facebook上面那些诡异的骆驼比赛的照片

　　Well, that explains those puzzling camel race photos

　　168

　　00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,090

　　是哪里来的了

　　on your Facebook page.

　　169

　　00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:22,090

　　你这么想

　　And consider this:

　　170

　　00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:24,540

　　如果物理学院没有你出面

　　without you to make the case for the physics department,

　　171

　　00:07:24,540 --> 00:07:27,530

　　募捐的重任就落到莱纳德和拉杰那种人头上了

　　the task will fall to people like Leonard and Rajesh.

　　172

　　00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,590

　　你唬我么

　　Are you trying to scare me?

　　173

　　00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:31,290

　　你成功了

　　'Cause you're succeeding.

　　174

　　00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:33,640

　　等着更恐怖的吧

　　Well, then prepare to be terrified.

　　175

　　00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,240

　　如果你的朋友们没有足够说服力的话

　　If your friends are unconvincing,

　　176

　　00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,960

　　今年的捐款可能就被

　　this year's donations might go to,

　　177

　　00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,730

　　地质学院卷走了

　　say, the geology department.

　　178

　　00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:41,550

　　不要吧

　　那些烂泥研究员

　　Oh, dear, not the dirt people!

　　179

　　00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,260

　　或者更糟糕

　　Or worse-- it could go to...

　　180

　　00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:48,330

　　也可能给人文学院哦

　　the liberal arts.

　　181

　　00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:51,740

　　不要

　　No!

　　182

　　00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:54,880

　　几百万的捐款都在那些骚人墨客

　　Millions of dollars being showered on poets,

　　183

　　00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,460

　　身上打了水漂

　　literary theorists and students of gender studies.

　　184

　　00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,360

　　噢

　　人文啊

　　Oh, the humanities!

　　185

　　00:08:04,190 --> 00: 08:06,190

　　往好处想

　　我觉得希伯特校长再也不会

　　On the bright side, I don't think President Siebert

　　186

　　00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:09,410

　　让我们参加任何募捐活动了

　　will be making us go to any more fund-raisers.

　　187

　　00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:11,350

　　受戒仪式都没这么痛苦

　　It was so much easier at my bar mitzvah.

　　188

　　00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:13,580

　　那些老家伙也就捏捏你的小脸蛋

　　The old people just came up to you, pinched your cheek

　　189

　　00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,420

　　就把储蓄债券给了你

　　and handed you a savings bond.

　　190

　　00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,550

　　别这么闷闷不乐嘛

　　Oh, don't be such gloomy Gusses.

　　191

　　00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:20,890

　　看这的虾有多大

　　Look at the size of these shrimp!

　　192

　　00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:24,710

　　到多大就可以叫做龙虾了

　　At what point do we start calling them lobsters?

　　193

　　00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,170

　　承认吧

　　我们搞砸了

　　Face it, Raj, we crashed and burned tonight.

　　194

　　00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:30,820

　　没那么糟糕啦

　　Oh, you didn't do that badly.

　　195

　　00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:33,880

　　莱瑟姆女士

　　我每天早晨第一个打开的机器

　　Mrs. Latham, the first machine I turn on in the morning

　　196

　　00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,500

　　是氦氖激光器

　　给它预热

　　is the helium-neon laser, 'cause it needs to warm up.

　　197

　　00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,640

　　亲爱的我不关心

　　I no longer care, dear.

　　198

　　00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:40,180

　　别着急

　　But don't worry,

　　199

　　00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:42,610

　　今天晚上见到你们很高兴

　　I really enjoyed meeting you this evening.

　　200

　　00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,510

　　别开玩笑了

　　哪里值得高兴了

　　You're kidding. That was good for you?

　　201

　　00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:46,880

　　我出了一身汗了

　　'Cause I was sweating through my T-shirt.

　　202

　　00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:49,380

　　最好不过了

　　Excellent! There's nothing I like better

　　203

　　00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:52,410

　　我最喜欢调戏聪明人了

　　than making smart people feel ill at ease.

　　204

　　00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:53,960

　　啥

　　Why?

　　205

　　00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,420

　　你有了钱之后

　　Oh, I don't know, it's one of the fun things

　　206

　　00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:57,940

　　就喜欢找这种乐子

　　you get to do when you have lots of money.

　　207

　　00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:00,230

　　看着

　　Watch.

　　208

　　00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:03,360

　　谁让你吃这里的虾了

　　Hey! Who said you could eat that shrimp?

　　209

　　00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:08,930

　　有趣吧

　　See? Fun.

　　210

　　00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:11,480

　　不不不

　　我只是来要钱的

　　No, no, no, I'm just here for your money.

　　211

　　00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,560

　　我不想握任何人的带菌手

　　I don't want to shake anyone's germy hands.

　　212

　　00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,780

　　希伯特

　　快跟他们说清楚

　　Explain it to them, Siebert.

　　213

　　00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:22,920

　　我必须承认

　　I must confess

　　214

　　00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,280

　　我不懂你什么意思

　　希伯特校长

　　I don't understand you, President Siebert.

　　215

　　00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:28,040

　　你一开始说你想要我出席你的筹款会

　　First you say you want me to appear at your fund-raisers,

　　216

　　00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,460

　　现在你又说你再也不想让我

　　but now you say you never want me to go

　　217

　　00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:31,680

　　接近你的筹款会

　　anywhere near your fund-raisers.

　　218

　　00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,740

　　不好意思

　　但您这意思有点混乱呀

　　Forgive me, but that sounds like a mixed message.

　　219

　　00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,380

　　又来了

　　Here we go again.

　　220

　　00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:38,240

　　如果你懒得跟我讲话的话

　　If there's simply no talking to me,

　　221

　　00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,210

　　那干吗还打电话给我

　　why did you call?

　　222

　　00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:43,680

　　对不起

　　另一条线上有电话进来了

　　I'm sorry, someone's on the other line.

　　223

　　00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,810

　　你何不组织一下你的语言

　　Why don't you see if you can organize your thoughts,

　　224

　　00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:47,710

　　我们晚点再聊

　　and we'll try again later.

　　225

　　00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:51,660

　　库珀和霍夫斯塔德家

　　简称库珀家

　　Cooper-Hofstadter residence. Go for Cooper.

　　226

　　00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:53,970

　　早上好

　　莱森太太

　　Good morning, Mrs. Latham.

　　227

　　00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:55,530

　　当然

　　我当然记得你

　　Well, yes, of course I remember you.

　　228

　　00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,260

　　一个通过把死去丈夫得来的

　　A woman well past her prime

　　229

　　00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,240

　　不义之财都捐赠出去以提高自己的

　　seeking to augment her social status

　　230

　　00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:02,580

　　社会地位的女人

　　by doling out her late husband's ill-gotten gains.

　　231

　　00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,000

　　那你准备给我多少钱

　　So, how much money are you going to give me?

　　232

　　00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,500

　　我不疯

　　我妈带我检查过的

　　I'm not crazy -- my mother had me tested.

　　233

　　00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:12,740

　　如果你不准备给我钱

　　Well, if you're not going to give me money,

　　234

　　00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:14,480

　　那你打电话来干嘛

　　then why are you calling?

　　235

　　00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:17,380

　　她要跟你讲话

　　She wants to talk to you.

　　236

　　00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,130

　　到底谁才是疯子

　　Who's crazy now?

　　237

　　00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:23,040

　　你好

　　莱森太太

　　Hello, Mrs. Latham.

　　238

　　00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,660

　　是的

　　我跟他住在一起

　　Yes, I live with him.

　　239

　　00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:29,400

　　我不

　　我也不知道为什么

　　I don't...I-I really don't know why.

　　240

　　00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:37,050

　　今晚吗

　　好的

　　没问题

　　Tonight? Sure, that'd be great.

　　241

　　00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,240

　　好的

　　到时见

　　Okay, I'll see you then.

　　242

　　00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,470

　　再见

　　Bye.

　　243

　　00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:45,350

　　她想跟我共进晚餐

　　谈谈我的研究

　　She wants to have dinner and talk about my research.

　　244

　　00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:48,420

　　就你那点研究还用得着整个晚餐的时间来讨论吗

　　An entire dinner to talk about your research?

　　245

　　00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:52,440

　　你们去哪吃

　　免下车的魔术盒快餐[美国快餐店]吗

　　Where you going, the drive-thru at Jack in the Box?

　　246

　　00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,250

　　不管去哪都好

　　Well, wherever we're going,

　　247

　　00: 10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,690

　　她会派车来接我

　　she's sending a car to pick me up.

　　248

　　00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:01,600

　　好吧

　　Okay,

　　249

　　00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,840

　　-我明白了

　　-明白什么了

　　- I see what's happening.

　　- What?

　　250

　　00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,780

　　我的境界吓到她了

　　My stature intimidates her,

　　251

　　00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:08,750

　　所以她就利用你来接近我

　　so she's using you to get to me.

　　252

　　00:11:11,010 --> 00:11:13,250

　　狡猾的老师太

　　Crafty old gal.

　　253

　　00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,370

　　不好意思

　　但你并不是这间公寓里唯一

　　Excuse me, but you are not the only

　　254

　　00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,640

　　一名出色的科学家

　　distinguished scientist in this apartment.

　　255

　　00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,470

　　我在同行评审刊物里发表过论文

　　I've been published in peer-reviewed journals,

　　256

　　00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,230

　　我在实验粒子物理学方面获得过

　　I received a Dissertation of the Year award

　　257

　　00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:23,600

　　年度专题论文奖

　　for experimental particle physics.

　　258

　　00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:25,590

　　不

　　不可能

　　No, that can't be it.

　　259

　　00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,290

　　还有你似乎忘了

　　And since you seem

　　260

　　00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,460

　　咱俩住在一起

　　to have forgotten, the reason we live together

　　261

　　00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,130

　　是因为咱俩是死党

　　is we're best friends.

　　262

　　00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:33,230

　　我会挺你的

　　杰克

　　And I got your back, Jack.

　　263

　　00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:39,810

　　-晚餐棒极了

　　-很高兴你喜欢

　　- That was a great meal.

　　- I'm glad you enjoyed it.

　　264

　　00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:41,720

　　我唯一一次吃得这么好

　　就是我妈来看我

　　The only time I eat this well is when my mom's in town

　　265

　　00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,690

　　-然后带我出去吃饭那次

　　-是吗

　　- and she takes me out to dinner.

　　- Is that so?

　　266

　　00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:46,730

　　你跟她有点像

　　You kind of remind me of her.

　　267

　　00:11:46,730 --> 00:11:49,780

　　她也喜欢把人弄得不自在

　　She enjoys making people uncomfortable, too.

　　268

　　00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,180

　　你让我想起我在大学时期的男朋友

　　Well, you remind me of a boy I dated in college.

　　269

　　00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,020

　　-不会吧

　　-很可爱的男孩

　　- No kidding.

　　- Sweet boy.

　　270

　　00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,500

　　非常聪明

　　Very smart.

　　271

　　00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,670

　　要是他有钱就好了

　　If only he'd had money.

　　272

　　00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:05,570

　　说到钱

　　So, hey, speaking of money,

　　273

　　00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,990

　　你想不想帮物理系添置一个

　　how are you feeling about helping the physics department

　　274

　　00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:11,330

　　低温离心泵和一个分子筛

　　get a cryogenic centrifugal pump and molecular sieve?

　　275

　　00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,820

　　我只能说

　　你很有说服力

　　Well, I must say, you make a very persuasive case for it.

　　276

　　00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,200

　　-太好了

　　太好了

　　-而我真的

　　- Oh, good, good.

　　- And I'm seriously

　　277

　　00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,440

　　在考虑要进一步发展

　　considering taking it to the next level.

　　278

　　00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,750

　　太棒了

　　这太好了

　　Terrific. Great.

　　279

　　00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,850

　　怎么个进一步发展法

　　What level is that?

　　280

　　00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,030

　　现在你不像我妈了

　　Okay, now you don't remind me of my mom.

　　281

　　00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:42,890

　　对不起

　　也就是说

　　最终僵尸会

　　I'm sorry, so, eventually, zombies are going to attack

　　282

　　00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:45,930

　　袭击桑德拉·布洛克[美国女演员]所在的戒酒中心吗

　　the rehab facility where Sandra Bullock is?

　　283

　　00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:51,590

　　没错

　　谢尔顿

　　继续看吧

　　Yes, Sheldon. Keep watching.

　　284

　　00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:53,220

　　这太可惜了

　　You know, it's a shame,

　　285

　　00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,110

　　她那么费劲地要戒酒

　　all that work she's doing to get sober,

　　286

　　00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:57,540

　　结果就为了被生吞活剥

　　only to be torn apart and eaten alive.

　　287

　　00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,460

　　晚餐怎么样

　　Hey. How was dinner?

　　288

　　00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:04,190

　　一级棒

　　我得喝上一杯

　　Swell. I need a drink.

　　289

　　00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:06,020

　　我们还有酒吗

　　Do we have any alcohol?

　　290

　　00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:09,400

　　没有

　　但是我们有土豆

　　我可以给你做伏特加

　　No. But we have potatoes -- I could make you vodka.

　　291

　　00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,870

　　不过要两周才能做好

　　It'll take two weeks.

　　292

　　00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,090

　　莱纳德

　　你没事吧

　　Leonard, are you okay?

　　293

　　00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:16,650

　　我不确定

　　Um, I'm not sure.

　　294

　　00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:17,650

　　怎么了

　　What's going on?

　　295

　　00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:20,970

　　莱森说她在考虑要给我们捐钱

　　Well, Mrs. Latham said she was seriously considering

　　296

　　00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,370

　　好让我们买一个

　　donating money so we could get

　　297

　　00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,300

　　低温离心泵

　　a cryogenic centrifugal pump...

　　298

　　00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,290

　　太棒了

　　Yes!

　　299

　　00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:27,820

　　然后她就把舌头伸进我嘴里了

　　...then she stuck her tongue down my throat.

　　300

　　00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,140

　　为什么

　　Why?

　　301

　　00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,250

　　我们不能总是每件事都解释给你听

　　Okay, we can't keep explaining everything.

　　302

　　00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,200

　　自己去看看我们买给你的那本书

　　Read that book we got you.

　　303

　　00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,140

　　她喜欢我

　　She hit on me.

　　304

　　00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,430

　　等一下

　　等一下

　　等一下

　　你是说

　　Wait-wait-wait. Are you telling us

　　305

　　00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:41,950

　　那个老师太想要跟你上床

　　that old lady wanted to have sex with you

　　306

　　00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:45,580

　　作为给你的院系捐赠上百万美金的条件吗

　　in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?

　　307

　　00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:46,660

　　好像是

　　I think so.

　　308

　　00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,550

　　你个幸运的小鸭子

　　You lucky duck.

　　309

　　00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:52,840

　　你还真是够扭曲的啊

　　You're really a broken toy, aren't you?

　　310

　　00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:54,520

　　我赶在她有下一步行动之前

　　I was able to get out of there

　　311

　　00:13:54,520