高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译12素材

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　　翻译：米小勒

　　海因里希

　　取子小Q

　　小蛮腰

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　　后期：孤帆

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　　校对：Vin

　　总监：YY

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第十二集

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　　老妈

　　淡定

　　Ma, Ma, calm down.

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　　听我说

　　Listen to me.

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　　我知道上面说着用鼠标点击

　　I know it says click with the mouse,

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　　但在笔记本电脑上

　　触控板就相当于鼠标了

　　but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse.

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　　现在

　　把你的手指放上去

　　Now, put your finger on it.

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　　无所谓用哪根手指

　　Doesn't matter which finger.

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　　明智的选择

　　Good choice.

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　　现在把指针移到电子邮件图标上

　　Now move it down to your e-mail icon.

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　　对

　　就是那个小信封图标

　　Yeah, the little envelope.

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　　什么叫"它长什么样"

　　What do you mean, "What does it look like?"

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　　它当然长个信封样!

　　It looks like an envelope!

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　　行啊

　　你要是不喜欢电脑

　　Fine, you don't like the computer,

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　　那就别用了

　　don't use it!

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　　行啊

　　我们可以换个沙拉搅拌机

　　再见

　　Sure, we can exchange it for a salad spinner. Good-bye!

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　　这就是你一直后悔买的那个光明节礼物吧

　　That's a Hanukkah present you're regretting, huh?

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　　光明节:犹太民族最隆重的节日

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　　我不能说所有无法掌握当代技术的

　　I won't say that all senior citizens

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　　老年人就应该被当众鞭策一番

　　who can't master technology should be publicly flogged,

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　　但倘若我们拿一两位作为案例

　　but if we made an example of one or two,

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　　或许能更好的鞭策他人努力学习呢

　　it might give the others incentive to try harder.

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　　我有个好主意

　　I had a great idea.

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　　我们总会被迫停下工作

　　You know how we're always having

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　　去解某些微分方程式吧

　　to stop and solve differential equations,

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　　比如你做傅里叶分析的时候

　　like when you're doing Fourier analysis,

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　　或是用到薛定谔方程的时候

　　or using the Schr dinger equation?

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　　霍华德用不到那个

　　他只不过是个工程师

　　Howard doesn't. He's only an engineer.

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　　我一直在想其实我们可以写个小程序

　　I was thinking, we could write a little app

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　　通过使用手写识别技术

　　that would use handwriting recognition,

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　　然后通过一个符号运算引擎来计算

　　and then run it through a symbolic evaluation engine.

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　　这样

　　只要你使用你的智能手机

　　You just use your smartphone,

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　　把你的方程式拍出来后就迎刃而解了

　　take a picture of the equation and bam!

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　　你们知道什么应用程序算牛吗

　　能制造放屁声的程序

　　You know what's a great app? The one that makes fart noises.

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　　知道吗

　　莱纳德

　　You know, Leonard,

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　　那的确是个可行的主意

　　that's actually a valid idea.

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　　真的不错哦

　　Very good.

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　　你的口吻能否别弄得像是"我是一只刚学会

　　Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat

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　　如何上厕所的猫"似的

　　who learned how to use the toilet?

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　　不行

　　No.

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　　两项成就都让人感到啧啧称奇

　　The two achievements are equally surprising

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　　同样令人钦佩

　　and equally admirable,

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　　但如果要选的话

　　though if pressed,

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　　我不得不说那只猫的成就更胜一筹

　　I'd have to give a slight edge to the cat.

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　　我还是拯救你于水火之中

　　I'll save you the pain and nervousness

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　　给你一个你期待已久的答案吧

　　of waiting for the answer.

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　　我同意参与你的计划

　　恭喜你

　　I agree to be part of your project. Congratulations.

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　　我的荣幸啊

　　Oh, yay for me.

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　　你们怎么说

　　What about you guys?

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　　我不敢保证什么

　　I can't promise anything,

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　　但有人就用这种东西赚到过钱呢

　　but people do make money off stuff like this.

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　　能赚点外快也是不错的选择

　　A few extra bucks would be nice.

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　　我终于能从我妈家搬出去了

　　I could finally move out of my mother's house.

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　　你搬到哪去呢

　　Where would you go?

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　　我一直梦想着能在车库上面

　　I always dreamed about

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　　搭造起属于自己的小天地

　　building a little place of my own over the garage

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　　如果我挣到更多的钱

　　我就能从工作中抽身

　　You know, if I made more money, I could take time off from work

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　　带着美女来一趟潜艇之旅了

　　and give pretty girls submarine rides.

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　　那是什么玩意

　　What's that?

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　　某种诡异的性爱方式吗

　　Some weird sex thing?

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　　不是啊

　　No.

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　　就是你带着美女坐在你的

　　You take pretty girls underwater

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　　私人潜艇里

　　让她们欣赏鱼儿

　　in your private submarine, and you show them fish.

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　　为什么所有事到你这都要龌龊一下

　　Why does everything have to be dirty with you?

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　　我想我们可以在晚上一起做这个

　　I was thinking we could work on this at night,

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　　也许经过几周的努力后

　　and then maybe in a couple of weeks,

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　　就能有我们自己的应用程序贩售了

　　we'll have ourselves an app to sell.

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　　我们这听起来像是在做生意啊

　　Sounds like we're in business.

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　　我认为我们应该拍一张

　　留住这精彩的瞬间

　　I think we should take a picture to capture this moment.

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　　-好啊

　　-哦

　　- Yeah. - Oh!

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　　你们说

　　这是不是我99美分花的最值的一次

　　Was that the best 99 cents I ever spent, or what?

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　　我查过应用商店了

　　I checked the App Store.

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　　应用商店:苹果公司为应用程序设计的下载平台

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　　还没人做过

　　No one is doing

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　　手写识别解微分方程的应用程序呢

　　handwriting-recognition differential equation solving.

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　　天呐

　　你小声点

　　Oh, dear Lord, shush.

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　　为什么

　　What?

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　　你好不容易能有个好点子

　　莱纳德

　　You have so few good ideas, Leonard.

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　　你打算就这么轻易地把它

　　And you're just going to spill the beans

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　　当着一个外人的面泄露出去吗

　　in front of an outsider?

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　　说谁呢

　　我吗

　　Who, me?

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　　谢尔顿

　　我不觉得佩妮

　　Sheldon, I don't think Penny cares

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　　多在乎这个基于手写识别技术的微分...

　　about handwriting-recognition based differential...

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　　夜晚的星星大而亮呀*

　　*The stars at night are big and bright

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　　深深地埋藏在德州的中央*

　　*Deep in the heart of Texas

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　　她不会来盗取我们的点子

　　She's not going to steal our idea.

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　　-什么点子

　　-我们要写一个应用程序...

　　- What idea? - We're gonna write an application...

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　　草原的星空宽而高呀*

　　*The prairie sky is wide and high

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　　深深地埋藏在...*

　　*Deep in the heart...

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　　行了

　　别唱了

　　Okay, stop, stop!

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　　德州的中央*

　　*Of Texas

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　　无论你们的秘密是什么

　　Whatever your secret is,

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　　我确信它必定无聊至极

　　所以我不会有兴趣的

　　I'm sure it's boring, so I'm not interested.

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　　一点也不无聊啊

　　It's not boring at all.

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　　你想想

　　在高阶数学中

　　You see, in higher order mathematics,

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　　一定会有

　　there are certain sets

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　　-联立方程组

　　它们有时...

　　-无聊

　　- of equations that... - Bored.

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　　满意了吗

　　Satisfied?

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　　恐怕很难

　　Hardly.

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　　试想一下这个不太可能却又非常真实的情节吧

　　Consider this unlikely but very plausible scenario.

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　　一位年轻女子只身来到大都市

　　A young woman alone in the big city.

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　　她荒谬的演员梦想

　　Her ridiculous dream

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　　欺骗了她

　　从而深深地打击了她

　　of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.

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　　拜托

　　你停一下好吗

　　Hey, wait a minute.

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　　等等

　　我们看看他的后续如何

　　Well, hang on. Let's see where he's going.

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　　然后现实打击了她

　　Then it hits her.

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　　她如何才能生存下去呢

　　How is she going to survive?

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　　因为她胸无大志且身无长物

　　I mean, she has no prospects, no marketable skills.

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　　直到有一天

　　And then one day,

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　　她遇到了一群天才们

　　she meets a group of geniuses

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　　以及天才们的朋友霍华德

　　and their friend Howard.

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　　我...

　　Hey, I...

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　　你也等等

　　我们看看他的后续如何

　　Hang on. Let's see where he's going.

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　　她与这帮人交朋友

　　然后伺机等候

　　She befriends them, and then lies in wait

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　　直到这帮人有了一个可销售的点子

　　until they reveal a marketable idea,

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　　于是她盗取了点子

　　卖给了出价最高的人

　　which she steals and sells to the highest bidder.

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　　-这也太扯了

　　-哦

　　是吗

　　- That is ridiculous. - Oh, is it?

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　　那你倒是给我们个合理的解释

　　Let's see you come up with an explanation

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　　为何这个女人一直跟我们厮混在一起

　　as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time.

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　　太棒了

　　你们知道吗

　　Oh, great. You know what?

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　　我已经从你们这蹭到晚饭了

　　I've already mooched dinner off you guys.

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　　所以我不需要再听这个点子了

　　I don't need to listen to this.

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　　这就是你要的答案

　　免费食物

　　There's your answer-- free food.

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　　好吧

　　我已经自作主张

　　All right, I've taken the liberty

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　　起草了这些工作流程图

　　of drafting these workflow charts

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　　这里列出了我们形形色色的职务以及

　　which outline our various duties and the path we will follow

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　　开发这独创程序过程中需遵照的事项

　　as we develop our ground-breaking new app.

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　　为何我负责的是电话服务

　　Hey, why am I in charge of phone support?

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　　貌似有点种族主义

　　Seems a bit racist.

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　　一个操着印度口音的客服

　　A customer service representative

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　　能够给客人们留下一种

　　with an Indian accent will create the impression

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　　我们这是跨国公司

　　使用海外客服中心的印象

　　we're a vast enterprise that uses overseas call centers.

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　　哦

　　Oh.

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　　很聪明

　　Very clever.

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　　但还是有种族色彩

　　But still racist.

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　　提醒下

　　你叫史蒂夫来自威奇托[美国城市]

　　Duly noted, Steve from Wichita.

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　　为什么我被列为你的行政助理

　　Why am I listed as your executive assistant?

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　　因为"秘书"这个词已经变得不大光彩了

　　Because the word "Secretary" has fallen into disrepute.

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　　提醒下

　　我妈妈的生日快到了

　　FYI, my mother's birthday is coming up.

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　　我需要你来帮我挑选个礼物

　　I'm going to need you to pick up a present.

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　　好吧

　　我们需要暂时先停一下了

　　Okay, we need to stop for a minute.

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　　莱纳德

　　拜托

　　我们可以在休憩时再谈

　　Leonard, please, we can talk during our break.

　　150

　　00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,450

　　这个午夜马上就有事情要做了

　　We have one coming up at midnight.

　　151

　　00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:06,330

　　我们需要小吃

　　We'll need snacks.

　　152

　　00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:08,220

　　谢尔顿

　　这个并不是你负责的

　　Sheldon, you're not in charge.

　　153

　　00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:09,730

　　这是我的点子

　　我才是负责的

　　It's my idea. I'm in charge.

　　154

　　00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:10,870

　　当然是你负责啊

　　Oh, of course you are.

　　155

　　00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,240

　　快看看上面的组织机构吧

　　Look at the organizational chart.

　　156

　　00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,290

　　你被清楚地列为了奠基人

　　You're clearly listed as founder.

　　157

　　00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:17,900

　　是啊

　　同时你被列为了首席执行官

　　Well, yes, and you're listed as Chief Executive Officer,

　　158

　　00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:21,440

　　首席财务官和首席运营官

　　Chief Financial Officer and Chief Operating Officer.

　　159

　　00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,120

　　你还少说了首席科技官

　　You missed Chief Science Officer,

　　160

　　00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,530

　　董事局主席以及秘密圣诞委员会首脑

　　Chairman of the Board, and Head of the Secret Santa Committee.

　　161

　　00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:26,710

　　好了

　　Okay.

　　162

　　00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,820

　　你现在就需要搞明白这件事

　　You need to get clear on this right now.

　　163

　　00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:32,690

　　我才是这个计划的决策人

　　I am in charge of this project.

　　164

　　00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:36,850

　　哦哦

　　莱纳德想取代谢尔顿成为"书呆子"界的领袖喽

　　Ooh. Leonard's going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass...

　　165

　　00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,940

　　好吧

　　好吧

　　我不打算跟你争执下去了

　　All right. All right, I'm not going to argue with you.

　　166

　　00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:42,390

　　谢尔顿·库珀如果不团队协作也一事无成

　　Sheldon Cooper is nothing if not a team player.

　　167

　　00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:45,030

　　霍夫斯塔德博士

　　一切由你指挥

　　Dr. Hofstadter, you have the conn.

　　168

　　00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,300

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　169

　　00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,740

　　我认为我们可以先从用户界面开始讨论

　　I thought we might start by talking about the user interface.

　　170

　　00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:53,550

　　哦天呐

　　我们失败定了

　　Oh, dear Lord, we're doomed.

　　171

　　00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,750

　　那么这个按钮

　　So this button here

　　172

　　00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,840

　　能让你扫描一个新方程

　　will allow you to scan a new equation,

　　173

　　00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,520

　　而你按这边的按钮

　　but over here, you can press this,

　　174

　　00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,310

　　就能替换新的系数

　　and just substitute new values for the coefficients.

　　175

　　00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:06,040

　　不错哎

　　头儿

　　Good one, boss.

　　176

　　00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:10,990

　　啥

　　What?

　　177

　　00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:12,360

　　这个图例

　　This diagram.

　　178

　　00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,910

　　你以为您是想讲个开场笑话

　　I assume you were opening with a joke.

　　179

　　00:07:15,210 --> 00:07:18,430

　　毫无疑问鼓舞了我这个小员工的团队精神

　　It certainly buoyed up this employee's esprit de corps.

　　180

　　00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:22,160

　　这不是玩笑

　　就是这么设计

　　It's not a joke. It's the real design.

　　181

　　00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:25,130

　　这样的话

　　能让我稍微修改27处

　　In that case, may I offer 27 little tweaks

　　182

　　00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,430

　　让这玩意儿看着不那么丢人吗

　　to make it slightly less embarrassing?

　　183

　　00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:29,530

　　谢尔顿

　　我觉得这个能成

　　Sheldon, I think this will work.

　　184

　　00:07:29,530 --> 00:07:31,190

　　就按我说的做先

　　Let's just try it my way.

　　185

　　00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:32,520

　　不好意思

　　Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.

　　186

　　00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,510

　　我以为你希望你的属下

　　I assumed that you wanted

　　187

　　00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:35,540

　　能畅所欲言

　　直言进谏

　　candid truth-telling from your employees,

　　188

　　00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:38,110

　　而我现在意识到

　　你不过是喜欢

　　but I realize now, you want the mindless nattering

　　189

　　00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:40,290

　　盲目奉承

　　沾沾自喜的应声虫

　　of complacent yes-men.

　　190

　　00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,200

　　说完了吗

　　Are you done?

　　191

　　00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,810

　　听你的

　　头儿

　　If you say so, boss.

　　192

　　00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:48,010

　　好

　　按下这个键

　　So right now, this button-press event

　　193

　　00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,970

　　就能调用一个虚拟程序...

　　is just triggering a dummy procedure call...

　　194

　　00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,390

　　应用程序叫这名儿怎样

　　How about this for the app name?

　　195

　　00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:54,990

　　出奇-好用-微分-方程-相关

　　The Surprisingly Helpful Equation-Linked

　　196

　　00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:58,300

　　优化-计算器

　　Differential Optimized Numerator.

　　197

　　00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,920

　　首字母连起来就是"谢尔顿"

　　So it spells "Sheldon."

　　198

　　00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,080

　　是吗

　　Does it?

　　199

　　00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,140

　　好巧啊

　　A happy accident.

　　200

　　00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:10,060

　　现在不急着起名

　　霍华德

　　来吧

　　We're not doing names now. Howard?

　　201

　　00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:12,460

　　我也说了

　　现在只是个虚拟程序

　　Like I was saying, right now it's just a dummy procedure,

　　202

　　00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:13,910

　　但最终会进入...

　　but eventually, it will drop us into...

　　203

　　00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,830

　　好吧

　　如果我们先不起名

　　All right, fine. If we're not going to give it a name,

　　204

　　00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:18,630

　　好歹起个秘密代号吧

　　can we at least give it a secret code designation?

　　205

　　00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:20,350

　　-不要

　　-听我说完

　　- No. - Hear me out.

　　206

　　00:08:20,350 --> 00:08:22,620

　　原子弹计划的代号是曼哈顿计划

　　The atomic bomb was The Manhattan Project.

　　207

　　00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:25,270

　　Win95最早的代号是芝加哥计划

　　Windows 95 was originally Project Chicago.

　　208

　　00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:29,740

　　而咱的应用程序

　　我低调建议就叫顿尔谢计划好了

　　For our app, I would humbly suggest Project Nodlehs.

　　209

　　00:08:30,850 --> 00:08:33,250

　　不过是"谢尔顿"倒过来而已

　　That's just "Sheldon" Backwards.

　　210

　　00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,610

　　又是个愉快的巧合啊

　　Another happy accident.

　　211

　　00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:39,180

　　我们现在不浪费时间起名字

　　We're not wasting time with names right now.

　　212

　　00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:40,530

　　我懂了

　　I see.

　　213

　　00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,110

　　能公开讨论下这个决议吗

　　Is that decision open for discussion?

　　214

　　00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:44,450

　　不

　　No.

　　215

　　00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:46,580

　　能公开讨论下为什么不公开讨论吗

　　Is the decision to not discuss it open for discussion?

　　216

　　00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:47,890

　　不

　　No.

　　217

　　00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:49,410

　　再说一遍

　　Again,

　　218

　　00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:51,750

　　现在这只是个虚拟程序

　　right now it's just a dummy procedure,

　　219

　　00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,250

　　但最终会进入...

　　but eventually, it will drop us into...

　　220

　　00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,800

　　我要对现在的领导人发起不信任投票

　　I call for a vote of no confidence

　　221

　　00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,500

　　并且要求立即更换领导人

　　and an immediate change in leadership.

　　222

　　00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,610

　　谢尔顿

　　快住口

　　Sheldon, stop it.

　　223

　　00:08:57,610 --> 00:09:00,240

　　在人类活动过程中

　　有必要缓解

　　When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary

　　224

　　00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,070

　　三位有能力的科学家的合作关系

　　to dissolve the bonds that tie three competent scientists together...

　　225

　　00:09:03,070 --> 00:09:05,060

　　-够了

　　谢尔顿

　　-好吧

　　直接开始投票吧

　　- That's enough, Sheldon. - All right, let's get right to the vote.

　　226

　　00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,700

　　现在请所有反对莱纳德

　　Show of hands-- all those opposed

　　227

　　00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:09,160

　　和他的专制帝国的人

　　举手

　　to Leonard and his reign of tyranny.

　　228

　　00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:13,070

　　够了

　　你被炒了

　　Okay, that's it, you're fired.

　　229

　　00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:15,110

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　230

　　00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:17,100

　　为什么

　　Why?

　　231

　　00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:21,380

　　因为你没法和人合作

　　Because you're impossible to work with.

　　232

　　00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:22,820

　　我明白了

　　I see.

　　233

　　00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:28,200

　　能公开讨论下吗

　　And is that open for discussion?

　　234

　　00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,640

　　你在做什么

　　What are you doing?

　　235

　　00: 09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,710

　　早上好

　　大懒虫

　　Oh. Good morning, shoemaker.

　　236

　　00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:40,190

　　我想你会很高兴看到

　　I think you'll be pleased

　　237

　　00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:42,890

　　昨晚精灵们的辛勤劳动成果

　　with what the elves were up to last night.

　　238

　　00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,490

　　我不是炒了你么

　　I fired you.

　　239

　　00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:47,480

　　我知道

　　我现在是个合同工

　　Oh, I know. I'm now an independent contractor.

　　240

　　00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,080

　　不

　　你啥都不是

　　No, you are now nothing.

　　241

　　00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,450

　　你和这项目没有一毛钱关系了

　　You have no connection to this project whatsoever.

　　242

　　00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:55,440

　　但我做了改进

　　But I made it better.

　　243

　　00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,390

　　我不要你做改进

　　我要按我自己的来

　　I don't want it better. I want it my way.

　　244

　　00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,530

　　这话真是意味深长

　　是吧

　　Well, that speaks volumes, doesn't it?

　　245

　　00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:05,570

　　好吧

　　我想我还是去穿公车裤吧

　　All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.

　　246

　　00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:07,360

　　公车裤是什么玩意

　　What the hell are bus pants?

　　247

　　00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,870

　　就是穿在普通裤子外面的裤子

　　They are pants one wears over one's regular pants

　　248

　　00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,280

　　因为你要坐在公车上

　　when one sits on bus seats

　　249

　　00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,560

　　别人坐过的椅子上

　　that other people have previously sat on.

　　250

　　00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,920

　　不过也许你是企业里

　　But perhaps from your lofty heights

　　251

　　00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,050

　　高高在上的领导

　　恐怕不会理解

　　atop the corporate ladder, you've lost touch

　　252

　　00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:21,750

　　身为普通人的辛酸苦辣

　　with the struggles of the common man.

　　253

　　00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:25,280

　　听着

　　我还是很乐意开车送你去上班

　　Look, I'm still happy to drive you to work.

　　254

　　00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,740

　　在这点上没有改变

　　Nothing's changed in that regard.

　　255

　　00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:29,300

　　我们还是室友

　　还是朋友

　　We're still roommates, we're still friends.

　　256

　　00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:32,200

　　但你却把我

　　你最好的朋友

　　Except you identified me, your best friend,

　　257

　　00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,730

　　当成一块坏死的肉

　　as a gangrenous limb that needed to be severed

　　258

　　00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:37,130

　　从组织上割下来再扔掉

　　from the organism and tossed away.

　　259

　　00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:39,030

　　你这有严重拿破仑情结的小个子

　　The desperate act of a little man

　　260

　　00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,550

　　还真是穷凶极恶

　　with a big Napoleon complex.

　　261

　　00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:45,070

　　老子告诉你

　　You know what?

　　262

　　00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:47,090

　　速度穿你的公交裤去吧

　　Go put on your bus pants.

　　263

　　00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:54,490

　　昨天晚上

　　我做了个梦

　　Mm. Last night, I had a dream

　　264

　　00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:56,430

　　我们因为这应用程序发了大财

　　we got so rich from the app,

　　265

　　00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:59,590

　　我俩买了两幢相邻的别墅

　　you and I bought matching side-by-side mansions.

　　266

　　00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:00,940

　　但是...

　　But...

　　267

　　00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:02,130

　　中间有条秘密隧道

　　there was a secret tunnel

　　268

　　00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:05,740

　　从你的前庭连到我的后院

　　connecting your front yard to my back yard.

　　269

　　00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,410

　　你觉得这是啥意思

　　What do you think that means?

　　270

　　00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,960

　　意思是我们玩完手球后

　　我在家洗澡

　　It means after we play handball, I'm showering at home.

　　271

　　00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,100

　　早上好

　　霍华德好友

　　Good morning, Friend Howard.

　　272

　　00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,370

　　拉杰好友

　　Friend Raj.

　　273

　　00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:26,270

　　两位先生在喝饮料啊

　　I see you gentlemen are enjoying beverages.

　　274

　　00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:30,090

　　也许这些能让它们喝起来更美味

　　Perhaps they would taste better out of these.

　　275

　　00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,530

　　"世上最伟大的天文物理学家"

　　"World's Greatest Astrophysicist"?

　　276

　　00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:35,340

　　不用谢我

　　你应得的

　　Don't thank me. You earned it.

　　277

　　00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,250

　　"霍华德·沃罗威茨"

　　"Howard Wolowitz."

　　278

　　00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:43,900

　　为啥不是"世上最伟大的工程师"

　　Why not "World's Greatest Engineer"?

　　279

　　00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:44,750

　　不好意思

　　I'm sorry.

　　280

　　00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,620

　　我在做标签的时候是这么打过

　　I typed that into the label maker,

　　281

　　00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,870

　　但实在按不下确认键

　　but I just couldn't press enter.

　　282

　　00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:50,270

　　现在谈正事吧

　　Now down to business.

　　283

　　00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:53,040

　　你们何不抛弃莱纳德

　　What would it take for you to abandon Leonard

　　284

　　00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,100

　　加入竞争对手

　　我的公司

　　and join me in a rival company?

　　285

　　00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,170

　　要是这两个马克杯还不够

　　Unless, of course, the mugs are sufficient,

　　286

　　00:11:57,170 --> 00:11:59,520

　　不管怎样

　　欢迎你们入伙

　　in which case, welcome aboard.

　　287

　　00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,710

　　我们不会抛弃莱纳德

　　We're not quitting on Leonard.

　　288

　　00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:04,720

　　我明白

　　你们的忠诚值得赞扬

　　I understand. Your loyalty is admirable.

　　289

　　00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:08,690

　　但如果我再增加筹码呢

　　But what if I were to up the ante?

　　290

　　00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,810

　　你在说什么鬼

　　What are you talking about?

　　291

　　00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,790

　　字母组合钥匙链

　　Monogrammed key chains

　　292

　　00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:15,060

　　还配有内置激光

　　with a built-in laser pointer.

　　293

　　00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,550

　　还是不吗

　　No?

　　294

　　00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,140

　　那印有我们大学

　　How about can cozies

　　295

　　00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:26,260

　　吉祥物的保温罩呢

　　emblazoned with our university mascot?

　　296

　　00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,320

　　冲啊

　　海狸

　　Go, Beavers.

　　297

　　00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:33,650

　　我马上回来

　　I'll be back.

　　298

　　00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:37,600

　　好

　　我们试下这个

　　Okay, let's try this one.

　　299

　　00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,960

　　"球面汉克尔函数"

　　"Spherical Hankel function."

　　300

　　00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,470

　　稍等

　　Hold on.

　　301

　　00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:44,800

　　有了

　　That's it!

　　302

　　00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,860

　　中了

　　Eureka!

　　303

　　00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,430

　　喂

　　我们不是说好"中了"的时候

　　Hey, we agreed when it was "Eureka" Time,

　　304

　　00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:49,620

　　要一起说的吗

　　we were all gonna say it together.

　　305

　　00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,770

　　好吧

　　那再一起说一次好了

　　Fine. Let's say it together.

　　306

　　00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,840

　　不了

　　这个时机已经过了

　　No. The moment has passed.

　　307

　　00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,950

　　你们好

　　先生们

　　Greetings, gentlemen.

　　308

　　00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,730

　　你们的小项目咋样了

　　How goes your little project?

　　309

　　00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:01,370

　　你是指

　　"莱沃帕里"计划吗

　　You mean, "Project Lenwoloppali"?

　　310

　　00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,110

　　是你们名字的组合啊

　　Ah, a combination of all your names.

　　311

　　00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:06,320

　　真聪明

　　Very clever.

　　312

　　00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,650

　　为啥不是"库萨纳德威茨"呢

　　I assume "Koothranardowitz" Was taken?

　　313

　　00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,410

　　我们在扫描方程

　　效果还不错

　　We're actually scanning equations and getting good results.

　　314

　　00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,910

　　好吧

　　你们继续努力吧

　　Oh, well then, by all means, carry on.

　　315

　　00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,920

　　我不想妨碍你们的进程

　　I wouldn't want to impede your progress.

　　316

　　00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,370

　　霍华德

　　你解决了安装时间的问题了吗

　　Howard, did you solve the install time problem yet?

　　317

　　00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:22,000

　　没有

　　这有点难应付

　　No. It's a little tricky.

　　318

　　00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,280

　　我准备查下图书馆的查询系统...

　　I'm gonna try having it pick up the libraries dyn...

　　319

　　00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,410

　　你在搞什么

　　What are you doing?!

　　320

　　00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,030

　　在演奏特雷门琴

　　Playing the theremin.

　　321

　　00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:41,570

　　不

　　我是说

　　你拿特雷门琴在搞什么

　　No. I mean, what are you doing