高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译11素材

　　生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕11

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　　翻译：米小勒

　　MADD

　　海因里希

　　Joanna

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　　后期：孤帆

　　时间轴：小e

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　　校对：Joanna

　　MADD

　　总监：YY

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第十一集

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　　水魔王

　　Water Demon.

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　　冰龙

　　Ice Dragon.

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　　卡哈战神

　　Lesser Warlord of Ka'a.

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　　慢着

　　Not so fast.

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　　无敌谢尔顿

　　Infinite Sheldon.

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　　无敌谢尔顿

　　Infinite Sheldon?

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　　是的

　　"无敌谢尔顿"能击败其他所有牌

　　Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards

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　　而且没有违背自制卡牌的规则

　　and does not violate the rule against homemade cards

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　　因为这规则是我在工作时发明的

　　because I made it at work.

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　　你明白为何别人都不想跟你一起玩吗

　　Do you understand why people don't want to play with you?

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　　不明白

　　No...

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　　虽然我从幼儿园开始就一直被问这个问题

　　Although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.

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　　你的《科学》杂志寄到了我的邮箱里

　　Hey, your copy of Science Magazine was in my mailbox.

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　　哦

　　谢了

　　Oh, thanks. Mm-hmm.

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　　看啊

　　这期讲的都是关于星球的内容

　　Check it out, all about planets this month.

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　　这是颗原子

　　That's an atom.

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　　各抒己见嘛

　　Agree to disagree.

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　　这就是我喜爱科学的原因

　　That's what I love about science.

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　　因为总没有正确的答案

　　There's no one right answer.

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　　那么...

　　So...

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　　你和扎克又在一起了吗

　　You and Zack again, huh?

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　　是啊

　　我和扎克又在一起了

　　Yeah, yeah, me and Zack again.

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　　我俩之前来过吗

　　Were we here earlier?

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　　好吧

　　我看我们还是走吧

　　Okay, we should, we should go.

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　　等下

　　Ah, not yet.

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　　我还想和这帮捣腾科学的小子聊聊科学呢

　　I want to talk science with the science dudes.

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　　好棒哦

　　科学小子们要和你聊科学了

　　Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you.

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　　你想聊点啥呢

　　What do you want to talk about,

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　　岩石

　　恐龙还是我们的好朋友海狸呢

　　rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver?

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　　我在探索频道看过件妙事

　　You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel.

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　　原来海星一旦被杀

　　Turns out that if you kill a starfish,

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　　它会立刻复活

　　it'll just come back to life.

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　　那海星没穿拳击短裤吧

　　Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts?

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　　也许你看的是尼克频道[儿童频道]

　　Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

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　　不

　　我比较确定看的是探索频道

　　No, I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel.

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　　那是个不错的节目

　　It was a great show.

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　　节目还说海豚可能比人还聪明

　　They also said dolphins might be smarter than people.

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　　海豚可能比某些人聪明

　　They might be smarter than some people.

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　　也许我们可以做个试验看看

　　Maybe we can do an experiment to find out.

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　　这很容易

　　That's easy enough.

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　　我们找一缸水

　　找个海豚能穿过去的铁圈

　　We'd need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through,

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　　再找一桶你喜欢吃的饵料就行了

　　and a bucket of whatever bite-sized treats you find tasty.

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　　我没听懂

　　I don't get it.

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　　海豚可能懂

　　A dolphin might.

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　　我明白了

　　Oh, I see.

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　　你们是说我傻是吧

　　You guys are inferring that I'm stupid.

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　　你这就错了

　　That's not correct.

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　　我们是在暗喻

　　We were implying it.

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　　是你自己说出来的

　　You then inferred it.

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　　我们走

　　Let's go.

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　　有这样一群人

　　You know, for a group of guys

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　　一辈子可能都会被别人羞辱欺负着

　　who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied,

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　　你们就是那羞辱人的混蛋

　　you can be real jerks.

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　　为你们感到羞耻

　　Shame on all of you.

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　　我什么都没做过啊

　　What the hell did I do?

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　　你笑了

　　You laughed.

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　　你们也认同佩妮的说法吗

　　Do you think Penny's right?

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　　我们刚才是在欺负扎克吗

　　Were we bullying Zack?

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　　不

　　我知道什么叫欺负

　　No, I know bullying.

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　　他刚才走得很淡定

　　内裤也好端端地在屁股上呢

　　He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free.

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　　而且也没人把鸡鸡画到他额头上啊

　　And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.

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　　有人画到过你额头上吗

　　That happened to you?

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　　我去板球训练营的第一天

　　First day of cricket camp.

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　　他们就是想拿我的俩眼睛当蛋蛋

　　They drew it so the testicles were my eyes.

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　　我觉得我们还是得跟那家伙道个歉

　　I don't know, I think we might owe the guy an apology.

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　　-那你去道歉呗

　　-为什么是我去

　　- So go apologize. - Why me?

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　　你开的头

　　我们只是附和罢了

　　You started it, we just piled on.

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　　那我该怎么说

　　What would I even say?

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　　扎克

　　很抱歉

　　你太蠢了

　　Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid.

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　　吃点奶球吧

　　Have a Milk Dud.

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　　奶球

　　A Milk Dud?

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　　是的

　　凭借奶球这自嘲的名字

　　Yeah, Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name

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　　外加温和的口味

　　and remarkably mild flavor,

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　　是盒装糖果里最能表达歉意的

　　are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.

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　　我有个好主意

　　I got a better idea.

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　　这事儿我们都有责任

　　We're all responsible.

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　　所以都该去道歉

　　I say we all go.

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　　拜托

　　谁跟我一起去一下呢

　　Come on, who's with me?

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　　跟我去的我赠送漫画书

　　谁想去一下呢

　　Free comic books to anyone who comes with me.

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　　我可能会被海扁一顿

　　你们不想看看吗

　　I might get punched. You really want to miss that?

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　　薄荷糖也挺有道歉味道的

　　Junior Mints are pretty apologetic.

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　　你这是在自取其辱

　　You're embarrassing yourself.

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　　佩妮

　　Penny.

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　　-什么事

　　-我们想跟扎克说两句

　　扎克你还好吗

　　- What? - Yeah, we came to talk to Zack. Hey, Zack.

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　　你们想怎么样

　　What do you want?

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　　我们之前说的那些

　　Listen, the stuff we were saying before,

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　　只不过是跟你开玩笑来着

　　we were just kidding around.

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　　才不是呢

　　No, you weren't.

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　　你们刚才在嘲讽我

　　You were making fun of me.

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　　拜托

　　我们经常这样的

　　Come on, that's what we do.

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　　互相找不痛快

　　We give each other a hard time.

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　　喂

　　谢尔顿

　　Hey, Sheldon,

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　　你长得像在祈祷的螳螂

　　you look like a praying mantis.

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　　你这话太伤人了

　　That's very hurtful.

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　　看到了吧

　　See?

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　　我不知道

　　还是觉得很不爽

　　I don't know, it still wasn't very nice.

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　　奶球要吗

　　Milk Dud?

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　　爱死奶球了

　　Oh, I love Milk Duds.

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　　好了

　　咱们和好了

　　Okay, we're cool.

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　　还说薄荷糖吗

　　Junior Mints.

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　　你们想进来喝杯啤酒吗

　　You guys want to come in and have a beer?

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　　我们正打算去漫画书店呢

　　Uh, we're on our way to the comic book store.

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　　莱纳德请客哦

　　Leonard's buying.

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　　真的吗

　　Really?

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　　我有整整一百万年

　　I haven't been to a comic book store

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　　没去过漫画书店了

　　in literally a million years.

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　　真的吗

　　Literally?

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　　是字面上理解的一百万年吗

　　Literally a million years?

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　　打住

　　Don't.

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　　-你想和他们一起去吗

　　-不想

　　- You want to go with 'em?

　　- No.

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　　-哦

　　那就回见了

　　-等等

　　- Okay, see you later.

　　- Wait,

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　　等等

　　你为了去漫画书店就丢下我吗

　　w-w-w-wait, you're ditching me to go look at comic books?

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　　你生我气了吗

　　Are you mad at me?

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　　我不高兴了

　　I'm not happy.

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　　奶球要吗

　　Milk Dud?

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　　哇

　　这地方太赞了

　　Wow, this place is awesome.

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　　阿奇的漫画一般在哪儿

　　Where do they keep the Archies?

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　　美国著名漫画出版商

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　　在十岁小姑娘的卧室里

　　在那儿才对

　　In the bedrooms of ten-year-old girls, where they belong.

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　　你说的那是老阿奇漫画

　　Oh, no, you're thinking old-school Archie.

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　　现在已经成熟多了

　　It's much more sophisticated now.

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　　比如说

　　有两个宇宙

　　Like, there's two universes,

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　　阿奇在一个宇宙去了贝蒂

　　and Archie's married to Betty in one

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　　在另一个娶了维罗妮卡

　　and Veronica in the other.

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　　出自阿奇《New Look》系列第三期

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　　米吉甚至和慕思分手了

　　Midge is even breaking up with Moose.

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　　不会吧

　　No.

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　　早该改了

　　对吧

　　About time, right?

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　　你们终于合伙雇了位保镖啦

　　Hey. You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard?

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　　不是

　　这位是扎克

　　Uh, no. Oh, this is Zack.

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　　只是朋友而已

　　He's a friend of ours.

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　　扎克

　　这位是斯图尔特

　　Zack, this is Stuart.

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　　这儿的老板

　　He owns the store.

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　　哇

　　好福气啊

　　Wow, lucky you.

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　　是啊

　　我每周上70小时的班

　　Yeah, I work 70 hours a week

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　　平均每小时赚一块六毛五

　　and average $1.65 an hour.

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　　很赞啊

　　Sweet.

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　　他这是讽刺我吗

　　Is that sarcasm?

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　　非也

　　他是在控诉无能的美国教育系统

　　No, it's an indictment of the American education system.

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　　阿奇漫画都在那边呢

　　The Archies are over here.

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　　好滴

　　Yippee.

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　　你们几位来不来我的新年化装派对啊

　　So are you guys coming to my New Year's Eve costume party?

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　　当然来啊

　　Of course.

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　　我们要组成美国正义联盟

　　We're coming as the Justice League of America.

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　　美国DC漫画公司创作的超级英雄团队

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　　阵容安排得换一下

　　Switching it up from last year

　　156

　　00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:14,270

　　不能和去年的重复了

　　when we came as the Justice League of America.

　　157

　　00:07:14,990 --> 00:07:16,100

　　你这么一提

　　To that point,

　　158

　　00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,150

　　让我忽然想起来

　　我们今年很有可能

　　it occurs to me that we might have an opportunity

　　159

　　00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:21,760

　　最终赢得最佳团体服饰奖

　　to finally snare Best Group Costume

　　160

　　00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,850

　　只要我们加强了当初的短板

　　if we shore up our weak link,

　　161

　　00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:26,850

　　显然也就是莱纳德扮的超人

　　which is clearly Leonard as Superman.

　　162

　　00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:29,810

　　喂

　　我今年新买了靴子好吧

　　Hey, I got new boots this year.

　　163

　　00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:32,240

　　保证能增高三英寸

　　Guaranteed to add three inches.

　　164

　　00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:34,910

　　真可悲

　　That's sad.

　　165

　　00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,790

　　请扪心自问

　　Let's ask ourselves:

　　166

　　00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,000

　　我们认识的人中有哪位

　　Is there anyone we know

　　167

　　00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,780

　　能扮好更爷们更合适的氪星之子[即超人]呢

　　who would make a more manly and convincing son of Krypton?

　　168

　　00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,670

　　比穿高跟靴的莱纳德更爷们吗

　　Than Leonard in high-heeled boots?

　　169

　　00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:51,240

　　跟穿高跟靴的霍华德老妈呢

　　Howard's mother in high-heeled boots?

　　170

　　00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:57,440

　　我想到了那边那位

　　I was thinking specifically of the gentleman over there

　　171

　　00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:02,260

　　念念有词欣赏最新《贝蒂和维罗妮卡》的先生

　　moving his lips as he enjoys the latest exploits of Betty and Veronica.

　　172

　　00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:07,140

　　扎克吗

　　Zack?

　　173

　　00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:11,460

　　他是我们认识的

　　唯一有真正肌肉的人

　　He is the only person we know with actual muscles.

　　174

　　00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:13,800

　　你们不能让扎克代替我

　　You can't replace me with Zack.

　　175

　　00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,140

　　为啥不行

　　佩妮不就这么做了

　　Why not? Penny did it.

　　176

　　00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,420

　　对啊

　　她好像比以前更开心了

　　Yeah, she seems happier.

　　177

　　00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:20,340

　　为啥我们不行

　　Why wouldn't we be?

　　178

　　00:08:20,950 --> 00:08:21,710

　　爽啊

　　Score.

　　179

　　00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,810

　　我找到了《高中生阿奇》

　　《贝蒂和维罗妮卡》

　　I got an Archie, Betty and Veronica,

　　180

　　00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:24,970

　　还有《笨瓜》这册

　　and a Jughead.

　　181

　　00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:27,500

　　我的周末完美了

　　All set for my weekend number twos.

　　182

　　00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,760

　　恭喜恭喜

　　Congratulations.

　　183

　　00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:35,130

　　扎克

　　你觉得当超人感觉如何

　　Zack, how would you like to be Superman?

　　184

　　00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:38,240

　　不知道诶

　　听起来责任重大啊

　　I don't kow. Sounds like a lot of responsibility.

　　185

　　00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,780

　　好吧

　　如果扎克当超人的话

　　Fine. If Zack's gonna be Superman,

　　186

　　00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,080

　　那我就要当绿灯侠

　　I want to be Green Lantern.

　　187

　　00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,120

　　可我才是绿灯侠啊

　　But I'm Green Lantern.

　　188

　　00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,580

　　你可以去当水行侠嘛

　　You can be Aquaman.

　　189

　　00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:48,690

　　我才不想当水行侠呢

　　I don't want to be Aquaman.

　　190

　　00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:50,780

　　太衰了

　　He sucks.

　　191

　　00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,660

　　在水下都衰得不行

　　He sucks underwater.

　　192

　　00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,620

　　还得喝鱼尿

　　He sucks fish pee.

　　193

　　00:08:58,230 --> 00:08:59,410

　　容我插句嘴

　　Excuse me,

　　194

　　00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:02,730

　　我觉得水行侠会用他的通灵术

　　I believe Aquaman uses his telepathic powers

　　195

　　00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:06,260

　　让鱼儿们上别处撒尿去

　　to request the fish do their business elsewhere.

　　196

　　00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:08,150

　　嗨

　　宝贝

　　Hey, babe.

　　197

　　00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:09,470

　　我还在生你的气

　　I'm still mad at you.

　　198

　　00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:11,630

　　等听到这个天大的喜讯

　　你就不会生气了

　　Well, you won't be when you hear the great news.

　　199

　　00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:12,860

　　什么天大的喜讯

　　What great news?

　　200

　　00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:14,280

　　我们在新年夜要去参加

　　We're going to a costume party

　　201

　　00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,910

　　漫画店的化装派对

　　at the comic book store on New Year's Eve,

　　202

　　00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:19,220

　　而你将扮成神奇女侠

　　and you get to be Wonder Woman.

　　203

　　00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:24,150

　　还有防弹手镯和真理套索

　　Complete with bulletproof bracelets and lasso of truth.

　　204

　　00:09:24,610 --> 00:09:26,920

　　隐形飞机单独零售

　　Invisible plane sold separately.

　　205

　　00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:29,030

　　慢着

　　为什么是我

　　Wait, why me?

　　206

　　00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:31,160

　　为什么不找你女友做神奇女侠

　　Wh-Why can't your girlfriend be Wonder Woman?

　　207

　　00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,890

　　她们实验室的人正在隔离中

　　She and her lab team are under quarantine.

　　208

　　00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:36,640

　　貌似她们圣诞派对时用了

　　Seems at the Christmas party they were doing Jell-O shots

　　209

　　00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:40,410

　　装黄热病毒的培养皿做果冻杯

　　out of petri dishes that used to contain yellow fever.

　　210

　　00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,560

　　好吧

　　那你朋友艾米呢

　　Okay, what about your friend Amy?

　　211

　　00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:47,540

　　艾米·菲拉·福勒不会接受COSPLAY的

　　Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes.

　　212

　　00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:50,340

　　她没我这么思想开放

　　She isn't the free spirit I am.

　　213

　　00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,450

　　好吧

　　别妄想了

　　Okay, well, forget it.

　　214

　　00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:55,770

　　我可不想在新年夜

　　I'm not spending my New Year's Eve

　　215

　　00:09:55,770 --> 00:09:58,960

　　扮成神奇女侠在漫画店度过

　　at a comic book store wearing a Wonder Woman costume.

　　216

　　00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:04,350

　　他说要是你当水行侠

　　他愿意当神奇女侠

　　He says he'll wear it if you'll be Aquaman.

　　217

　　00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,140

　　你在做啥子

　　What are you doing?

　　218

　　00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:25,820

　　我们要迟到了

　　We're going to be late.

　　219

　　00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,750

　　我在紧张地踱步

　　I'm pacing nervously.

　　220

　　00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,120

　　你这是在慢跑

　　You're jogging.

　　221

　　00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,270

　　闪电侠就这么踱步的

　　This is how the Flash paces.

　　222

　　00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:35,070

　　淡定点

　　谢尔顿

　　Just chill out, Sheldon.

　　223

　　00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:37,970

　　我不是谢尔顿

　　我是闪电侠

　　I'm not Sheldon. I'm the Flash.

　　224

　　00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:39,930

　　现在我要去大峡谷吼叫

　　And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon

　　225

　　00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,040

　　发泄我心中的沮丧

　　to scream in frustration.

　　226

　　00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,730

　　我回来了

　　I'm back.

　　227

　　00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,020

　　蝙蝠侠来也

　　I'm Batman.

　　228

　　00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:51,590

　　坑爹呢你

　　Oh, I hardly think so.

　　229

　　00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:54,230

　　真正的蝙蝠侠要是迟到

　　The real caped crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts

　　230

　　00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:56,180

　　会打电话通知战友的

　　when he's running late.

　　231

　　00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,660

　　我是走路过来的

　　I had to walk.

　　232

　　00:10:57,660 --> 00:11:00,480

　　拉杰上不了我的小摩托车后座

　　I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.

　　233

　　00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:10,500

　　我说过无数次了

　　但我还是要说

　　I've said this before, and I'll say it again.

　　234

　　00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,990

　　水行侠太衰了

　　Aquaman sucks.

　　235

　　00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:16,620

　　仰望天空

　　那是只鸟

　　是架飞机

　　Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane.

　　236

　　00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,240

　　后面的我忘了

　　I forget the rest.

　　237

　　00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,240

　　后面那句应该是"那是超人"

　　238

　　00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:24,070

　　好吧

　　我们早死早超生吧

　　All right. Let's get this thing over with.

　　239

　　00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:27,350

　　不好意思

　　I'm sorry.

　　240

　　00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:31,040

　　哪儿来的金发神奇女侠啊

　　But in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?

　　241

　　00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,920

　　龟毛个啥

　　谁会盯着她的头发看啊

　　Relax. No one's going to be looking at her hair.

　　242

　　00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:37,680

　　痛啊

　　Ow!

　　243

　　00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,270

　　应该是

　　I mean,

　　244

　　00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,020

　　可恶

　　ow.

　　245

　　00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:45,900

　　等等

　　那套服装里的黑色假发呢

　　宝贝儿

　　Hold on. The costume came with a black wig. Where is it, babe?

　　246

　　00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,800

　　我才不要戴那个

　　看着逊毙了

　　No. I'm not wearing it. It looks stupid.

　　247

　　00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,500

　　拜托

　　我们可是要去比赛争冠军

　　Come on. We're trying to win a contest here.

　　248

　　00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,140

　　想也别想

　　反正我不戴假发

　　Forget it. I'm not wearing the wig.

　　249

　　00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:54,770

　　佩妮

　　正义联盟里没有"小我"之说

　　Penny, there's no "I" In "Justice League."

　　250

　　00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:54,770

　　事实上

　　Justice里有个"i" = =|||

　　251

　　00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:58,850

　　其实...

　　Well, actually...

　　252

　　00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:02,040

　　闭嘴

　　他在为我们说话呢

　　Don't. He's making our case.

　　253

　　00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,660

　　好吧

　　宝贝儿

　　Okay, babe. Uh...

　　254

　　00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,430

　　你让我在朋友面前有些难堪

　　Kind of embarrassing me in front of my friends.

　　255

　　00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,570

　　得了

　　告诉你

　　Okay. You know what?

　　256

　　00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:11,300

　　我改主意了

　　我不去了

　　I changed my mind. I'm not going.

　　257

　　00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:16,800

　　看来神奇女侠要换人咯

　　Looks like someone else is going to have to be Wonder Woman.

　　258

　　00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,110

　　宝贝

　　开门

　　Babe, open up.

　　259

　　00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,120

　　我不和你说话

　　I'm not talking to you.

　　260

　　00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,400

　　那你现在在和谁说话

　　Then who are you talking to?

　　261

　　00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:32,470

　　宝贝

　　Babe?

　　262

　　00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:40,590

　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny,

　　263

　　00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,520

　　你到底有什么毛病

　　What the hell is wrong with you?

　　264

　　00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:44,900

　　我是闪电侠

　　I'm the Flash.

　　265

　　00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,340

　　我刚敲了三万次门

　　I just knocked 30,000 times.

　　266

　　00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:49,320

　　得

　　你要干嘛

　　谢尔顿

　　Okay. What do you want, Sheldon?

　　267

　　00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,290

　　我明白你为什么不开心

　　I understand why you're upset.

　　268

　　00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:53,280

　　是吗

　　Really?

　　269

　　00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,410

　　是的

　　Yes.

　　270

　　00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:57,740

　　你担心这个装扮会让你显胖

　　You're afraid that costume makes you look fat.

　　271

　　00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,400

　　不是

　　No.

　　272

　　00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,780

　　怎么...

　　Wh-What...

　　273

　　00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,090

　　很显胖吗

　　Does it?

　　274

　　00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,140

　　不用担心

　　Don't worry.

　　275

　　00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:08,430

　　神奇女侠是亚马逊人

　　Wonder Woman was an Amazon.

　　276

　　00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:12,270

　　亚马逊的女孩子都很高大健壮

　　And Amazons tend to be very beefy gals.

　　277

　　00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,430

　　滚吧

　　谢尔顿

　　Good-bye, Sheldon.

　　278

　　00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:22,710

　　但她们不是金发

　　快把假发戴上

　　But they're not blonde, so put on your wig.

　　279

　　00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,990

　　听到吗

　　Hello?

　　280

　　00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:40,030

　　傻逼水行侠

　　Stupid Aquaman.

　　281

　　00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,400

　　不知道这样算不算安慰

　　If it makes you feel any better,

　　282

　　00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,370

　　我以前和佩妮交往时

　　when I was dating Penny,

　　283

　　00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:46,890

　　她也一直会生我的气

　　she used to flip out on me all the time.

　　284

　　00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:49,230

　　啥

　　你和佩妮约会过

　　Whoa. You dated Penny?

　　285

　　00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,180

　　她都没和你说吗

　　She didn't tell you?

　　286

　　00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,080

　　她说和个叫莱纳德的人交往过

　　She told me she dated a guy named Leonard.

　　287

　　00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,290

　　谁会想到那就是你

　　Who would have thought it was you?

　　288

　　00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,300

　　那还能是谁

　　Who else would it be?

　　289

　　00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,350

　　我也不知道

　　某个更壮的...

　　I don't know. Somebody bigger and...

　　290

　　00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,960

　　可不是

　　显然是你嘛

　　Yeah, sure. Why not you?

　　291

　　00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,100

　　我也许失败了

　　I may have failed.

　　292

　　00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,620

　　好吧

　　那我们只能不带神奇女侠去了

　　Okay, I guess we just go without a Wonder Woman.

　　293

　　00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,140

　　佩妮不去我也不去

　　I don't want to go without Penny.

　　294

　　00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:18,940

　　太好了

　　没有超人

　　没有神奇女侠

　　Oh, great. No Superman, no Wonder Woman?

　　295

　　00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,470

　　就只有瘦骨嶙峋的闪电侠

　　All we've got is a skinny Flash,

　　296

　　00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:21,950

　　印度水行侠

　　an Indian Aquaman,

　　297

　　00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:23,480

　　近视的绿灯侠

　　a nearsighted Green Lantern,

　　298

　　00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,310

　　还有个袖珍型的蝙蝠侠

　　and a teeny, tiny Dark Knight.

　　299

　　00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:31,320

　　显然

　　这不能再称为正义联盟

　　Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League.

　　300

　　00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,390

　　指《The Muppet Show》[《大青蛙布偶秀》]

　　301

　　00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,390

　　没办法了

　　只能换布偶装了

　　We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.

　　302

　　00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,410

　　我要当科米蛙

　　Ooh, I call Kermit.

　　303

　　00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:41,710

　　科米蛙是该秀的导演和支持

　　斯库特是跑腿

　　剧场主人的侄子

　　304

　　00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:41,710

　　我才是科米蛙

　　你当斯库特

　　I'm Kermit. U're Scooter.

　　305

　　00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:44,270

　　不要

　　斯库特太衰了

　　Oh, man. Scooter sucks.

　　306

　　00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,190

　　他就是《大青蛙布偶秀》里的水行侠

　　He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.

　　307

　　00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,310

　　不

　　不到最后不能放弃

　　No, we can still make this work.

　　308

　　00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,170

　　莱纳德

　　你去找佩妮谈

　　Leonard, you talk to Penny.

　　309

　　00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:56,150

　　你为啥觉得我能说服她

　　What makes you think I can convince her?

　　310

　　00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:57,720

　　你都让她跟你上床了

　　You got her to have sex with you.

　　311

　　00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,220

　　很明显

　　你的超能力就是给人洗脑

　　Obviously, your superpower is brainwashing.

　　312

　　00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,730

　　好吧

　　看我这么说对不对

　　Okay, let me see if I understand this.

　　313

　　00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:09,070

　　你想让我去说服我前女友

　　You want me to convince my ex-girlfriend

　　314

　　00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:11,660

　　去跟她的新男友一起参加化装派对

　　to go to a costume party with her new boyfriend

　　315

　　00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,660

　　就为了让我们赢那个愚蠢的奖吗

　　just so we can win a stupid prize?

　　316

　　00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:16,630

　　对

　　记得让她戴上黑假发

　　好运

　　Yes. And make her wear the black wig. Good luck.

　　317

　　00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,860

　　走开

　　谢尔顿

　　Go away, Sheldon.

　　318

　　00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:22,070

　　我是莱纳德

　　It's Leonard.

　　319

　　00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:25,030

　　走开

　　莱纳德

　　Go away, Leonard.

　　320

　　00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,170

　　拜托

　　让我跟你谈谈

　　Come on, let me just talk to you.

　　321

　　00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,280

　　门开着呢

　　It's open.

　　322

　　00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,120

　　我不会去那派对的

　　莱纳德

　　I'm not going to that party, Leonard.

　　323

　　00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,160

　　听我说

　　你不必戴那假发

　　Okay, listen. You don't have to wear the wig.

　　324

　　00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,650

　　只要能带个女生去那派对

　　At this party, we're gonna win first prize

　　325

　　00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:40,100

　　我们就等于不战而胜了

　　just by showing up with a girl.

　　326

　　00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,250

　　不是假发的问题

　　It's not the wig.

　　327

　　00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,840

　　那是因为我吗

　　Did I do something?

　　328

　　00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,520

　　我想跟扎克交个朋友

　　I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack,

　　329

　　00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,350

　　相信我

　　那对我并不容易

　　like you said, which believe me, was difficult,

　　330

　　00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:51,290

　　鉴于你我之前...

　　given how you and me used to be...

　　331

　　00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:55,760

　　之前是我们

　　现在你和他在一起了

　　you know, "You and me," And now you and him are "You and him."

　　332

　　00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:59,410

　　其实

　　我们并没真正在一起

　　Okay, look. We're not really "Me and him."

　　333

　　00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:00,720

　　那你俩这算什么

　　Then what are you?

　　334

　　00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:02,660

　　我不知道

　　I don't know.

　　335

　　00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:04,370

　　我之所以重新跟扎克约会

　　I only started seeing Zack again

　　336

　　00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:07,160

　　只因为我不想独自度过新年夜

　　so I wouldn't be alone on New Year's Eve.

　　337

　　00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,170

　　多可悲啊

　　How pathetic is that?

　　338

　　00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,190

　　没有穿成这个样子

　　Not as pathetic as dressing up like this

　　339

　　00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:14,530

　　新年夜去漫画书店度过可悲

　　and going to a comic book store on New Year's Eve.

　　340

　　00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:17,710

　　你扮成绿箭侠很可爱

　　You make a cute Gree