高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译9素材

　　生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕9

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　　翻译：MADD

　　小蛮腰

　　海因里希

　　Joanna

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　　后期：孤帆

　　时间轴：小e

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　　校对：雨亦奇

　　总监：YY

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第九集

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　　你知道漫画英雄世界里谁最有种吗

　　You know who's gonna be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe?

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　　能给女浩克做比基尼蜜蜡除毛的最有种

　　Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax.

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　　超英雄

　　绿巨人的表妹

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　　要说有种嘛

　　You want to talk brave,

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　　美国队长那位从墨西哥偷渡过来的园丁怎么样

　　how about Captain America's undocumented Mexican gardener?

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　　超级英雄

　　被视为美国精神的象征

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　　他比不上那个每次办完事后都上厕所的哥们

　　He's not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?

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　　果不其然

　　你们又错了

　　As usual, you're all wrong.

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　　漫画英雄世界里最有种的人

　　The bravest person in the Marvel Universe

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　　是那位给金刚狼做前列腺检查的医生

　　is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam.

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　　那被金刚狼做前列腺检查的哥们儿呢

　　How about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?

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　　你这是抬杠吧

　　Now you're just being silly.

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　　金刚狼可从来没表示过

　　Wolverine's never displayed

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　　对帮助他人预防前列腺癌的

　　the slightest interest in helping others

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　　有一点点兴趣

　　prevent prostate cancer.

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　　喂

　　Hello.

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　　对

　　电梯坏掉了

　　Yes, the elevator's out of order;

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　　你得爬楼梯了

　　you'll have to use the stairs.

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　　你当然可以

　　Of course you can.

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　　披萨的历史可以追溯到16世纪

　　Pizza dates back to the 16th century,

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　　可世界上第一部电梯1852年才面世

　　while the first elevator was not installed until 1852.

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　　也就是说在三百多年的时间里

　　That means that for over 300 years,

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　　人们都是爬楼梯送披萨的

　　people carried pizzas up stairs.

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　　请继承这一光荣传统吧

　　Be part of that proud tradition.

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　　趁他往披萨上吐口水的功夫

　　我去叫佩妮过来

　　I'll go get Penny while that guy spits on our food.

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　　你觉得金刚狼是不是有个金刚不坏前列腺呢

　　Do you think they gave Wolverine an adamantium prostate?

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　　这问题真傻逼

　　That's a stupid question.

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　　我们不是在讨论如何检查超级英雄的菊花吗

　　We're having a conversation about probing the heinie of superheroes.

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　　这有什么傻逼的

　　There are no stupid questions.

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　　找谁啊

　　Yes?

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　　哦

　　佩妮在吗

　　Oh, um, is Penny here?

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　　你就是莱纳德

　　对吗

　　You're Leonard, right?

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　　对啊

　　Yeah.

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　　妈的

　　终于见到你了

　　小子

　　Damn, it's good to finally meet you, son.

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　　有谁能给我补充点背景知识吗

　　Okay, I think a bit of context here might help.

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　　嗨

　　莱纳德

　　你见过我爸爸了

　　Oh, hey, Leonard. I see you met my dad.

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　　哇

　　好了

　　Oh, good.

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　　背景清楚了

　　Context.

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　　进来吧

　　伙计

　　Come on in, buddy.

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　　进来坐会儿

　　Take a load off.

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　　老爸

　　莱纳德没时间

　　Oh, gee, Dad, Leonard can't stay.

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　　他只是顺道来打招呼的

　　He just dropped by to say hello.

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　　谢谢你过来

　　亲爱的

　　Thanks for stopping by, sweetie.

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　　咱俩回聊

　　I'll see you later.

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　　拜

　　Bye.

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　　真诡异

　　That was odd.

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　　你确定这点儿漫画书就够了吗

　　Are you sure you have enough comics?

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　　到时候你可得守12个小时的望远镜

　　You're going to be monitoring the telescope for 12 hours,

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　　而据我估算你挑的这些书

　　and by my estimate, you've only selected

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　　只够看7个小时的

　　seven hours of reading material.

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　　我还算上了

　　That's even factoring in

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　　你纠结美国漫画书里这些俚语的时间

　　your difficulty in parsing American comic book idioms

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　　比如"嘭"

　　"唰"

　　like "Bamf!" and "Snikt!"

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　　他这算种族歧视吗

　　Is that racist?

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　　我觉得挺像的

　　It feels racist.

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　　别太敏感了

　　Don't be oversensitive.

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　　他是说你文盲

　　又不是说印度人都文盲

　　He's calling you illiterate, not your race.

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　　哦

　　那就好

　　Oh, okay. Good.

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　　我不用再挑漫画书了

　　I don't need more comics.

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　　霍华德到时候会过来

　　我们会一起玩

　　Howard's gonna stop by, we're gonna play

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　　星际战舰和印度大富翁

　　Intergalactic Battleship and Indian Monopoly.

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　　我可不喜欢大富翁的新版本

　　I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly.

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　　我更喜欢经典的

　　普通版的和克林贡版的

　　I prefer the classics: regular and Klingon.

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　　其实印度大富翁

　　Actually, Indian Monopoly's

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　　和普通版差不多

　　只是钱变成了卢比

　　just like regular, except the money's in rupees,

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　　酒店变成了呼叫中心而已

　　instead of hotels you build call centers,

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　　如果你抽机会卡

　　有可能死于痢疾

　　and when you pick a Chance card, you might die of dysentery.

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　　顺便告诉你

　　Just FYI,

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　　这才叫种族歧视

　　that was racist.

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　　你们肯定猜不到刚才发生了什么

　　You'll never guess what just happened.

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　　你走在去门厅的路上

　　You went out in the hallway,

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　　一不小心跌进了异次元空间之门

　　stumbled into an interdimensional portal

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　　来到了5000年后的未来

　　which brought you 5,000 years into the future,

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　　然后你在那里利用当时的先进技术

　　where you took advantage of the advanced technology

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　　造了一架时间机器

　　现在你是回来

　　to build a time machine, and now you're back

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　　接我们去7010年

　　to bring us all with you to the year 7010

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　　那时候我们就能被派到飞海豚利用通灵术

　　where we are transported to work at the Thinkatorium

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　　控制的思维水族馆工作了

　　by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?

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　　错

　　No.

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　　佩妮刚才吻了我

　　Penny kissed me.

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　　这怎么猜得出来

　　Well, who would ever guess that?

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　　是

　　是哪种吻啊

　　What-what kind of a kiss?

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　　长吻啊

　　嘴对嘴的

　　A big kiss. On the mouth.

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　　会不会是她本来想吻你的脸的

　　Is it possible that she was going for your cheek

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　　结果你的脸一偏她就亲到嘴唇了

　　and you moved and she accidentally got lip?

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　　我跟我妈经常这样

　　That happens with me and my mom all the time.

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　　她跟她老爸介绍了我

　　She introduced me to her father,

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　　吻完我以后就当我面把门关了

　　kissed me and then shut the door in my face.

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　　也许这是暗示

　　Maybe she was trying to send you a message.

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　　真的吗

　　You think?

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　　是啊

　　暗示"这个男的不是我爸爸

　　Yeah. "This man is not my father.

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　　我被挟持了

　　I'm being held hostage.

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　　所以我要做一些

　　So I'm going to do

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　　疯狂之举好暗示你

　　something insane in the hopes

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　　去报警"

　　that you'll call 911."

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　　佩妮吻我可不是什么疯狂之举

　　Penny kissing me is not insane.

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　　她以前经常吻我的

　　She used to kiss me all the time.

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　　爱因斯坦对精神病的定义是

　　"翻来覆去地

　　Einstein defined insanity as "Doing the same thing

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　　重复一件事并期冀得到不同的结果"

　　over and over again and expecting different results."

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　　根据这个标准

　　By that standard,

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　　佩妮病得不轻

　　Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

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　　我只是觉得

　　I'm just saying,

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　　那个吻有些意味深长

　　it felt like it may have meant something.

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　　这话让我想起从前了

　　Ah, this takes me back.

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　　那时候佩妮让莱纳德如此着迷

　　Leonard obsessing about Penny.

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　　别误会

　　我挺喜欢你现在的状态

　　I mean, don't get me wrong, I love your new stuff,

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　　但偶尔听听你的痴情独白还是蛮有意思的

　　but once in a while it's nice to hear the hits.

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　　你再说一遍"我们的孩子会才貌双全"

　　Do "Our babies will be smart and beautiful."

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　　每次想起这句话我就笑得不行

　　That one always makes me laugh.

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　　我真是吃饱了撑着跟你们聊天

　　Why do I bother talking to you people?

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　　我想说其实我们根本没在听

　　可能你会感觉好点

　　If it'll make you feel better, we rarely listen.

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　　能出来说句话吗

　　Hey, can I talk to you out here for a sec?

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　　当然

　　Yeah, sure.

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　　我有预感那个披萨永远也不会送来了

　　I'm starting to think we're never going to see that pizza.

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　　你可能在琢磨刚才是怎么回事

　　So you're probably wondering what that was all about.

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　　什么

　　你指你吻我那件事吗

　　What, uh, the kissing and everything?

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　　没什么

　　经常有女人对我这样的啦

　　Nah, women do that to me all the time.

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　　好吧

　　实际上

　　我貌似

　　Yeah, okay. The thing is, I kind of

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　　跟我爸说我们又在一起了

　　told my father we got back together again.

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　　什么

　　为什么

　　What? Why?

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　　你是至今以来

　　Well, you're the first guy

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　　第一个被他认可的人

　　知道吗

　　he's ever really approved of, you know?

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　　你是个上过大学的科学家

　　You're a scientist who went to college

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　　你脖子上没有纹身

　　and you don't have a neck tattoo

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　　不是通缉犯

　　也没孩子

　　or outstanding warrants or...or a baby.

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　　你以前都跟什么人在一起啊

　　What kind of guys did you used to go out with?

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　　就是一般人呗

　　Just guys.

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　　总之

　　他知道我们分手了以后伤心的要命

　　Anyway, when I told him we split up, he was heartbroken,

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　　他总是问我

　　莱纳德好吗

　　and he kept bugging me,"How's Leonard?

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　　你为什么就不能跟莱纳德和好呢

　　Why can't you get back together with Leonard?

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　　我敢说莱纳德从来不会惹祸上身

　　I bet Leonard never tipped a cow over on himself."

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　　tip a cow翻牛运动

　　美国农村的愚蠢运动

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　　所以为了让他不再烦我

　　So to get him off my back,

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　　我就跟他说咱俩和好了

　　I told him we worked things out.

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　　是吗

　　Really?

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　　咱俩是怎么和好的

　　How-how'd we manage that?

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　你道歉了吗

　　I mean, did you apologize?

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　　还是你跑来追我了

　　Did you have to woo me?

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　　少做白日梦了

　　Get over yourself.

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　　我一个口哨

　　你就冲过来了

　　I whistled, you came running.

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　　00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:23,880

　　是吗

　　我可不这么认为

　　Yeah, no, I don't think so.

　　152

　　00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,970

　　好吧

　　你干吗要跟我争这个

　　Okay, why are you arguing about this?

　　153

　　00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:26,680

　　我只是想说

　　I'm just saying,

　　154

　　00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,750

　　如果我们假装和好

　　if we fake got back together,

　　155

　　00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:30,460

　　那也肯定不是这么和好的

　　that's totally not how it fake happened.

　　156

　　00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:31,590

　　好吧

　　随便啦

　　Okay, whatever.

　　157

　　00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:33,500

　　你能不能就跟我装到我爸离开为止

　　Will you please just play along until my dad leaves?

　　158

　　00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,920

　　等一下

　　你真的想让我

　　Hold on, you actually want me

　　159

　　00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,030

　　用我的演技和吻功

　　to deceive your father with some sort of

　　160

　　00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,800

　　来瞒过你老爸吗

　　sham playacting and kissing?

　　161

　　00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,720

　　我可是这方面的高手

　　'Cause I'm good with that.

　　162

　　00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:43,620

　　佩妮

　　你在外面吗

　　Penny, you out here?

　　163

　　00:06:50,530 --> 00:06:52,590

　　拜托

　　亲爱的

　　别当着我老爸这样啊

　　Come on, honey, not in front of my dad.

　　164

　　00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:54,210

　　别担心

　　我看过你跟烂得多的人

　　Relax, I've seen you do a lot worse

　　165

　　00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:55,950

　　干过严重得多的事呢

　　with a lot stupider.

　　166

　　00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:59,360

　　看吧

　　他不介意

　　See? He doesn't mind.

　　167

　　00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,670

　　莱纳德

　　我准备带你的女朋友

　　So, Leonard, I'm taking your gal out

　　168

　　00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,030

　　去吃牛排

　　你要一起来吗

　　for a steak dinner; you want to join us?

　　169

　　00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:04,360

　　爸

　　你真好人

　　但是莱纳德还要工作呢

　　Oh, Dad, that's nice, but Leonard has to work.

　　170

　　00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,100

　　对吧

　　莱纳德

　　Right, Leonard?

　　171

　　00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,760

　　没错

　　我要工作

　　Uh, I do, I have to work.

　　172

　　00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,450

　　但我决定丢下工作来陪我的宝贝儿

　　But I'm gonna blow that off to spend the evening

　　173

　　00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:10,930

　　和她的父亲

　　因为

　　with my sweetie and her father, 'cause, you know,

　　174

　　00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,110

　　我就是这种体贴的男朋友

　　just the kind of boyfriend I am.

　　175

　　00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,400

　　过来吧宝贝儿

　　Come here, you.

　　176

　　00:07:24,350 --> 00:07:26,300

　　C-7

　　C-7.

　　177

　　00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,060

　　错了

　　Miss.

　　178

　　00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:27,920

　　怎么会错呢

　　How could that be a miss?

　　179

　　00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,820

　　C-6中了

　　C-8也中了

　　C-6 was a hit, C-8 was a hit.

　　180

　　00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:33,160

　　你的飞船肯定有一部分是在C-7上的

　　Part of your starship has to be on C-7.

　　181

　　00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,410

　　除非飞船上有个洞

　　Not if it has a hole in the middle.

　　182

　　00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:40,420

　　什么飞船上会有洞呀

　　What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?

　　183

　　00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:43,750

　　罗慕伦战斗百吉饼

　　A Romulan Battle Bagel?

　　184

　　00:07:46,110 --> 00:07:47,150

　　敲敲

　　Knock-knock.

　　185

　　00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,420

　　太好了

　　你来了

　　Oh, great, you made it.

　　186

　　00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:49,630

　　快进来

　　Come on in.

　　187

　　00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:52,200

　　是我请她来的

　　I invited her.

　　188

　　00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,600

　　望远镜在哪

　　So where's the telescope?

　　189

　　00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,390

　　在夏威夷

　　但是拉杰可以在这里控制

　　It's in Hawaii, but Raj controls it from here.

　　190

　　00:07:56,390 --> 00:07:59,390

　　他想观测波江座ε星云

　　从而证明

　　He's hoping to see Epsilon Eridani dim, which would be

　　191

　　00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:01,740

　　有行星围绕它的轨道运行

　　evidence of a planet orbiting it.

　　192

　　00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,480

　　所以我们就坐在这盯着屏幕

　　So we just sit and stare at the screen,

　　193

　　00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,600

　　然后干等吗

　　waiting for something to happen?

　　194

　　00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:09,130

　　咱俩租《恋恋笔记本》看的时候不就这样吗

　　I did it with you when we rented the Note Book.

　　195

　　00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:16,080

　　没错

　　吉娜·罗兰兹是很漂亮

　　Yes, Gena Rowlands is a treasure.

　　196

　　00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,250

　　你最好把那瓶酒开了

　　You'd better open up that bottle of wine

　　197

　　00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,400

　　不然我的耳朵里就全是他的口水了

　　or I'm gonna end up with swimmer's ear.

　　198

　　00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,230

　　不好意思

　　Excuse me.

　　199

　　00:08:23,230 --> 00:08:24,720

　　我不能喝酒

　　我就要完成

　　I can't be drinking, I'm about to make

　　200

　　00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,560

　　一个重大的科学发现了

　　an important scientific discovery here.

　　201

　　00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:30,100

　　什么

　　伽利略的伟绩都是喝着酒完成的

　　What? Galileo did his best work while drinking wine.

　　202

　　00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,120

　　你怎么知道

　　How do you know that?

　　203

　　00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,570

　　他是意大利人

　　Well, he was Italian.

　　204

　　00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:34,380

　　意大利人不都这样吗

　　It's a reasonable assumption.

　　205

　　00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:36,420

　　伙计

　　你是不是一张嘴

　　Dude, can you even open your mouth

　　206

　　00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:38,230

　　就要一棒子打死一个民族呀

　　without spewing a cultural stereotype?

　　207

　　00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:41,700

　　好吧

　　对不起

　　伽利略喝健怡雪碧

　　Oh, I-I'm sorry, Galileo drank Diet Sprite.

　　208

　　00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,920

　　你是我的死党

　　她是我女朋友

　　Look, you're my best friend, she's my girlfriend;

　　209

　　00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,110

　　你们应该培养感情

　　you should bond.

　　210

　　00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:48,110

　　就像你跟我妈那样

　　You know, like you and my mom did.

　　211

　　00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:50,770

　　你妈吓死我了

　　Your mom creeps the hell out of me.

　　212

　　00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:55,140

　　是

　　但她不再叫你贫民窟的百万富翁了

　　Yes, but she's stopped calling you Slumdog Millionaire.

　　213

　　00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,550

　　这点我的确很感激她

　　I do appreciate that.

　　214

　　00:08:58,510 --> 00:08:59,920

　　酒来了

　　Here we go.

　　215

　　00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,140

　　我想敬个酒

　　I'd like to propose a toast.

　　216

　　00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,660

　　敬科学和友谊

　　To science and friendship.

　　217

　　00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,830

　　等等

　　等一下

　　Hold on. Wait.

　　218

　　00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:09,760

　　不

　　没事了

　　喝吧

　　No, it's okay, go ahead.

　　219

　　00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,470

　　怎么了

　　What?

　　220

　　00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:11,450

　　我今天在实验室里

　　Oh, I was working with

　　221

　　00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,550

　　研究抗青霉素的淋病

　　penicillin-resistant gonorrhea in the lab today

　　222

　　00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:16,640

　　所以我刚才在回忆我有没有洗手

　　and I was just trying to remember if I washed my hands.

　　223

　　00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,260

　　谢谢你请我吃牛排

　　怀特

　　Thanks for the steak, Wyatt.

　　224

　　00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,510

　　不用客气

　　My pleasure.

　　225

　　00:09:26,510 --> 00:09:28,040

　　能跟佩妮找的会用餐巾的男朋友

　　It's nice to have dinner with a boyfriend of Penny's

　　226

　　00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,050

　　一起吃饭是件好事

　　that knows how to use a napkin.

　　227

　　00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:32,780

　　不好笑

　　老爸

　　So not funny, Dad.

　　228

　　00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:35,140

　　我跟你介绍一下她之前的男朋友

　　Let me tell you about this one genius she was going out with,

　　229

　　00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:36,570

　　那个叫多尼的家伙吧

　　this-this fella Donnie.

　　230

　　00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:37,980

　　你别再提了行不行

　　Oh, will you please let it go?

　　231

　　00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:40,150

　　多尼准备把农场废物

　　Donnie was gonna make millions turning farm waste

　　232

　　00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:42,740

　　转变成生物燃料然后买给政府

　　into biofuel and selling it to the government.

　　233

　　00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:43,980

　　很多人在干这行

　　A lot of people are doing that.

　　234

　　00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:44,880

　　听到没

　　Oh, see?

　　235

　　00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,740

　　但是多尼只是把猪粪混了点水

　　Yeah, but all Donnie did was mix pig poop with a little water

　　236

　　00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:49,960

　　然后就灌进他妈的凯美瑞里

　　and pump it into his mom's Camry.

　　237

　　00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,270

　　真不错

　　Yeah, that's great.

　　238

　　00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:53,950

　　故事真好笑

　　说别的吧

　　It's a funny story. Moving on.

　　239

　　00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:55,540

　　要是跟那个想把乒乓球啤酒游戏列入

　　And Donnie was a rocket scientist

　　240

　　00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:56,200

　　奥林匹克项目的家伙比的话

　　compared to that boy

　　241

　　00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,300

　　多尼也算是个火箭科学家了

　　who wanted to get beer pong into the Olympics.

　　242

　　00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,640

　　他叫什么名字啊

　　宝贝儿

　　What was his name, sweetheart?

　　243

　　00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,030

　　柯蒂斯

　　我肯定他在说笑

　　Curtis, and I'm pretty sure he was joking.

　　244

　　00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:02,860

　　我也不知道

　　I don't know.

　　245

　　00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:04,780

　　他还递了申请呢

　　我看他挺认真的

　　That petition looked real to me.

　　246

　　00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:06,970

　　好吧

　　同志们该刹车了

　　Yeah, okay, I think this ends

　　247

　　00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:09,290

　　今晚别再提起我前男友了

　　the ex-boyfriend portion of our evening.

　　248

　　00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:12,120

　　我只是很高兴你终于找到了一位护花使者

　　Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper.

　　249

　　00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,610

　　谢谢

　　怀特

　　Thanks, Wyatt.

　　250

　　00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,240

　　我是护花使者哟

　　I'm a keeper.

　　251

　　00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:22,060

　　莱纳德

　　来吃个宵夜吧

　　Leonard, you want to come in for a nightcap?

　　252

　　00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,120

　　天

　　老爸

　　他也很想

　　Oh, gee, Dad, he'd love to,

　　253

　　00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,320

　　但莱纳德明天一早要工作

　　but Leonard has to work in the morning.

　　254

　　00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,790

　　也许我能晚点去

　　Maybe I could go in a little late.

　　255

　　00:10:26,790 --> 00:10:28,180

　　不不不

　　不行

　　No, no, no, you can't.

　　256

　　00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:30,590

　　你的工作相当重要

　　Your career is far too important.

　　257

　　00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:32,420

　　每个成功的男人背后

　　都有个唠叨的女人

　　Behind every great man is a nagging woman

　　258

　　00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:35,010

　　让他没法享乐子

　　是吧

　　莱纳德

　　who won't let him have any fun, am I right, Leonard?

　　259

　　00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:37,940

　　可不是嘛

　　Don't I know it.

　　260

　　00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:40,580

　　晚安

　　孩子

　　Well, good night, son.

　　261

　　00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:41,760

　　晚安

　　怀特

　　Good night, Wyatt.

　　262

　　00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,230

　　晚安

　　亲爱的

　　Oh, good night, honey.

　　263

　　00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:44,690

　　晚安

　　Good night.

　　264

　　00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,120

　　我爱你

　　I love you.

　　265

　　00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,730

　　我也爱你

　　Love you, too.

　　266

　　00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,240

　　搞什么

　　又当众闪光[Frak出自《BSG》科幻版Fuck]

　　Oh, friggety-frak.

　　267

　　00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,150

　　有完没完

　　Not this again.

　　268

　　00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:13,660

　　3

　　4

　　6

　　过

　　得到两千卢比[印度货币]

　　Three, four, five-- pass go, get 2,000 rupees--

　　269

　　00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:15,720

　　6

　　7

　　six, seven.

　　270

　　00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,930

　　哎呀

　　不能走了

　　一头圣牛挡住了我去路

　　Whoops. Can't go any further. There's a sacred cow in my way.

　　271

　　00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:20,880

　　伯纳黛特

　　你能不能告诉你男友

　　Bernadette, please tell your boyfriend

　　272

　　00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,300

　　别再纠结印度圣牛的笑话了

　　to cool it with the cow jokes.

　　273

　　00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:23,190

　　没用的

　　It won't help.

　　274

　　00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:25,830

　　他要是找到一个笑话

　　就会一直讲个不停

　　Once he finds a joke he likes, he sticks with it.

　　275

　　00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:26,710

　　没错

　　Yeah.

　　276

　　00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:28,290

　　就比如他理发那次

　　Like his haircut material.

　　277

　　00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:30,200

　　是啊

　　你理过发了吗

　　Oh, right. Did you get your hair cut?

　　278

　　00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,320

　　"不

　　我全部理光了"

　　"No. I got them all cut."

　　279

　　00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:36,020

　　现在还是真好笑呀

　　Which is still so funny.

　　280

　　00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,320

　　你去到一家中餐馆

　　And when you go to a Chinese restaurant,

　　281

　　00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,850

　　他每次都在幸运饼里拿到同一张纸条

　　he always gets the same fortune in his fortune cookie.

　　282

　　00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:42,590

　　没错

　　"救命

　　我是个囚犯"

　　Right. "Help, I'm a prisoner

　　283

　　00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:45,040

　　"被关在中国幸运饼工厂里"

　　in a Chinese fortune cookie factory."

　　284

　　00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:48,710

　　好吧

　　你们侃我侃够了吧

　　Okay, I think that's enough about me.

　　285

　　00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:51,410

　　没错

　　我们开始侃他老妈

　　He's right. Let's make fun of his mother.

　　286

　　00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:53,970

　　霍华德

　　快来帮我搓脚

　　"Howard, come rub my feet!

　　287

　　00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:56,140

　　我脚上的鸡眼痛死了

　　My corns are killing me!"

　　288

　　00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,370

　　霍华德

　　快把我从浴缸里拉起来

　　"Howard, help me out of the tub!

　　289

　　00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,440

　　我又卡在里面了

　　I'm stuck again!"

　　290

　　00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:07,870

　　来了

　　Coming.

　　291

　　00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,780

　　你好呀

　　小心肝

　　Hey, lovebug.

　　292

　　00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,420

　　闭嘴

　　Shut up.

　　293

　　00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:17,460

　　你知道前一个小时我都在做什么吗

　　You know what I've been doing for the last hour?

　　294

　　00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:20,160

　　在本子上涂鸦心目中的

　　Mm, dreamily doodling "Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter"

　　295

　　00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,790

　　"霍夫斯塔德太太"形象吗

　　in a notebook?

　　296

　　00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,880

　　听我爸不停念叨

　　Listening to my father go on and on

　　297

　　00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,500

　　你是个多么棒的人

　　about what a great guy you are.

　　298

　　00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,400

　　你得承认

　　我的确很讨人喜欢

　　You got to admit, I am... I'm delightful.

　　299

　　00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,490

　　你干嘛把事情搞这么复杂

　　Why are you making this so difficult?

　　300

　　00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:32,600

　　哪里复杂了

　　It's not difficult for me.

　　301

　　00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,400

　　我觉得很有趣

　　I'm having fun.

　　302

　　00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,040

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard.

　　303

　　00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,790

　　那你要我怎么样

　　是你挑起来的

　　What do you want me to do? You started this.

　　304

　　00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,470

　　你想过去告诉他我们分手了吗

　　Do you want to go over and tell him we're broken up?

　　305

　　00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:40,880

　　-不想

　　-那你想怎么样

　　- No. - Well, then, what do you want?

　　306

　　00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:41,800

　　我不知道

　　I don't know.

　　307

　　00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,920

　　难道你在跑过来之前

　　Don't you think that's something you should

　　308

　　00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,950

　　不应该先想想清楚吗

　　have figured out before you stomped over here?

　　309

　　00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:47,590

　　好吧

　　也许是

　　Maybe.

　　310

　　00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,890

　　莱纳德

　　佩妮

　　刚好你们在

　　Leonard, Penny, excellent.

　　311

　　00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,610

　　我想说我很高兴你们又在一起了

　　I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together,

　　312

　　00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,600

　　如果我能有法子让自己显得更真诚些

　　and if I can figure out a way to do so

　　313

　　00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,890

　　我肯定会不遗余力

　　and sound sincere, I will.

　　314

　　00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:58,710

　　与此同时

　　In the meantime,

　　315

　　00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:00,590

　　我要对室友协议进行一些修订

　　I'd like to go over some proposed changes

　　316

　　00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:03,050

　　特别要提出关于佩妮

　　to the roommate agreement specifically to address

　　317

　　00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,260

　　十分烦人的个人习惯

　　Penny's annoying personal habits.

　　318

　　00:13:05,690 --> 00:13:06,720

　　我的老天

　　Oh, my God.

　　319

　　00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,750

　　-什么个人习惯

　　-我列了个单子

　　- What personal habits? - I have a list.

　　320

　　00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:14,150

　　顺便

　　第12条就是"我的天啊"的滥用

　　FYI, overuse of the phrase "Oh, my God" is number 12.

　　321

　　00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:16,220

　　好吧

　　谢尔顿

　　你没必要这么做

　　Okay, Sheldon, you don't have to do this

　　322

　　00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,950

　　-因为我和莱纳德不...

　　-吡吡吡吡吡

　　- because Leonard and I are not... Ba-ba-ba-ba.

　　323

　　00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,810

　　你确定要把他也牵扯进来吗

　　Are you sure you want to include him in this?

　　324

　　00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:21,390

　　牵扯进什么东西

　　Include me in what?

　　325

　　00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:22,690

　　有什么正在策划中的阴谋?

　　Is there a plot afoot?

　　326

　　00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,610

　　我可绝对不参与阴谋

　　I'll have no truck with plots.

　　327

　　00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,630

　　好吧

　　你是对的

　　No, you're right.

　　328

　　00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:30,740

　　不不