高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译6素材

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　　米小勒

　　小蛮腰

　　海因里希

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第六集

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　　有问题吗

　　Problem?

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　　这是我吃过最难吃的脆皮水果派

　　This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten.

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　　味道就跟出自一个初级的补鞋匠之手一样

　　It tastes like it's made of actual ground-up shoemaker.

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　　真好笑

　　"cobbler"一词两意都点到了

　　Amusing. A play on the two meanings of "cobbler."

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　　cobbler既有水果派也有鞋匠的意思

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　　伙计们

　　猜猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了

　　Hey

　　guys. Guess who I found at LAX?

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　　我的妹妹普丽娅

　　My baby sister Priya.

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　　抱歉

　　我反对

　　Excuse me

　　I object.

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　　你提出的是一个猜谜游戏

　　You propose a guessing game

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　　可是你一点猜的时间都不给我

　　yet you don't give me enough time to guess.

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　　声明一下

　　我本来就打算说

　　For the record

　　I was going to say:

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　　"你的妹妹普丽娅"

　　"Your sister Priya."

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　　谢尔顿

　　你一点都没变

　　对吧

　　Oh

　　Sheldon. You haven't changed a bit

　　have you?

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　　我为什么要变

　　Why would I change?

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　　她的本意其实是

　　The hope has been that

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　　你最终能变得正常一点

　　you'd eventually bend to public opinion.

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　　普丽娅

　　什么风把你吹来洛杉矶

　　So

　　Priya

　　what brings you back to L.A.?

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　　我本来要去多伦多

　　但我得在这滞留一天

　　I have a one-day layover on my way to Toronto.

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　　企业并购

　　Corporate merger.

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　　你们相信吗

　　Can you believe it?

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　　小普丽娅是印度最大汽车公司

　　Little Priya's one of the lead attorneys

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　　首席律师之一

　　for the biggest car company in India.

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　　鉴于当时咱们见面

　　她已经从法学院毕业了

　　Given that when we met her

　　she was finishing law school

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　　而且正打算去一家大的印度汽车公司实习

　　and planning an internship at a large Indian car company

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　　这个结果其实相当合理

　　it's actually extremely plausible.

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　　你怎么就这么惹人嫌呢

　　And your poll numbers just keep dropping.

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　　虽然我很想跟大家一起聊聊

　　I want to catch up with all of you

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　　但我得先去上个厕所

　　but first I really must visit the loo.

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　　我也去

　　我给你指路吧

　　I'm going

　　too; I'll show you where it is.

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　　好的

　　虽然这不用明讲

　　All right

　　this goes without saying

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　　但是无论如何我还是重申一下

　　but I'm just going to say it anyway.

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　　不许碰我妹妹

　　Hands off my sister.

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　　我干嘛碰她

　　她浑身布满了飞机细菌

　　Why would I touch her? She's covered with airplane germs.

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　　我当然不是跟你说

　　我是跟他说

　　I'm so not talking to you. I'm talking to him.

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　　-喂

　　我都是有女朋友的人了

　　-拜托

　　- Hey. I've got a girlfriend now.

　　- Oh

　　please.

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　　我的妹妹比你那女友辣多了

　　My sister's much hotter than your girlfriend

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　　这点你心知肚明

　　and you know it.

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　　她们俩都很辣行了吧

　　Let's just agree they're both hot.

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　　但是伙计

　　你说的可是我妹妹

　　But dude

　　that's my sister you're talking about!

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　　算了

　　不说这个话题

　　Okay

　　forget who's hotter.

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　　普丽娅第一次来洛杉矶时

　　我和莱纳德

　　The first time Priya came to L.A.

　　Leonard and I made a pact

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　　出于对我们友情以及对你的尊敬

　　out of respect to our friendship and to you

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　　我们约定

　　谁也不能泡你妹妹

　　that neither of us would hit on her.

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　　你们拉钩钩了吗

　　Did you pinky-swear?

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　　当然

　　Yes.

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　　那好吧

　　Okay

　　then.

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　　补鞋匠的水果派

　　我到现在还忍不住发笑

　　Cobbler. I'm still laughing.

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　　真高兴再次见到你 莱纳德

　　It's really nice to see you again

　　Leonard.

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　　是啊

　　我也很高兴见到你

　　Yeah. It's good to see you

　　too.

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　　你到了

　　Here you go.

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　　谢谢

　　Thanks.

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　　哇哦

　　哇哦

　　哇哦

　　Whoa

　　whoa

　　whoa

　　whoa

　　whoa!

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　　继续

　　Okay.

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　　你跟你的妹妹有什么特别计划吗

　　So you got any special plans with your sister?

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　　没有

　　就是一起出去玩

　　Oh

　　not really. Just hang out.

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　　我总是跟人说

　　如果你只能在

　　I always tell people

　　"If you have only one day

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　　洛杉矶呆一天

　　火车一日游是最佳选择

　　in Los Angeles

　　make it a train day."

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　　火车一日游

　　Train day?

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　　乐趣始于在影城的卡尼餐厅吃早午饭

　　The fun starts with brunch at Carney's in Studio City

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　　在改造过的铁路餐车里

　　有一个热狗站

　　a hotdog stand in a converted railroad dining car.

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　　下一站

　　Travel Town

　　Next stop

　　Travel Town

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　　一家户外的博物馆

　　专门展出1880年至1930年的

　　an outdoor museum featuring 43 railroad engines

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　　铁路引擎

　　汽车

　　和其他轨道车辆

　　cars

　　and other rolling stock from the 1880s to the 1930s.

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　　最后

　　我们在浮华与魅力并存的好莱坞下车

　　And

　　finally

　　we're off to the glitz and glamour of Hollywood

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　　对

　　就在好莱坞的卡尼餐厅吃晚饭

　　for dinner at--that's right-- the Hollywood Carney's

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　　那是另外一个改造过的铁路餐车热狗站

　　a hotdog stand in a different converted railroad dining car.

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　　我们才不会玩这个

　　I don't think we're going to do that.

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　　显然

　　你讨厌寻乐

　　Well

　　then apparently you hate fun.

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　　普丽娅还没回来呢

　　Priya's not back yet?

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　　这很正常

　　Well

　　I guess that's not unusual.

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　　女人

　　男人

　　一个蹲着一个站着

　　Women

　　men

　　the whole sitting-standing deal.

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　　咱们刚才聊到哪里了

　　So what are we talking about?

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　　我和普丽娅的出游计划

　　Uh

　　my plans with Priya.

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　　他拒绝火车一日游

　　He rejected Train Day.

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　　你有说清楚那是两辆不同的火车车厢

　　Did you make it clear that it's two different train cars

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　　改造成的热狗站吗

　　turned into hotdog stands?

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　　十分清楚

　　Abundantly.

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　　我想他就是讨厌寻乐

　　I guess he just hates fun.

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　　我也是这么说的

　　That's what I said!

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　　好了

　　你们有什么资讯

　　Okay

　　so... what's new with you guys?

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　　我有女朋友了

　　I have a girlfriend now.

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　　不错嘛

　　Hey

　　good for you!

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　　嗯

　　我就想让大家都知道

　　Yeah

　　I just want to put it out there

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　　以防我不经意

　　in case I inadvertently

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　　朝你喷射出我的性引诱外激素

　　squirt any pheromones in your direction.

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　　满意了吧

　　Happy?

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　　普丽娅

　　你有什么安排吗

　　So

　　Priya

　　what are your plans while you're here?

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　　我不知道

　　我只有一天时间

　　I don't know. I just have the one day.

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　　你喜欢火车吗

　　Do you like trains?

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　　不是特别喜欢

　　Not particularly.

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　　那你在机场上等着登机就好了

　　You might as well just wait at the airport for your flight.

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　　你在一片森林当中

　　"You are in a forest.

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　　在西面

　　有一片流沙

　　"There is quicksand to the west

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　　有一条通向东面的路

　　a path leads to the east."

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　　去东面

　　Go east.

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　　一道铁门挡住了你的路

　　"An iron gate blocks your way."

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　　开门

　　Open gate.

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　　上锁了

　　"It's locked."

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　　这样啊

　　Hmm.

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　　那算了

　　Well

　　so much for that.

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　　很晚了

　　你怎么还不睡

　　It's getting pretty late. How come you're still up?

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　　我刚在网上发现了一款游戏模拟器

　　I found an emulator online that lets you play classic text-based

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　　可以玩上世纪80年代的经典文字游戏

　　computer games from the 1980s.

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　　不错啊

　　That's pretty cool.

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　　当然了

　　因为它用到了世界上最强大的图像处理器

　　Oh

　　yes. It runs on the world's most powerful graphics chip:

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　　想象力

　　imagination.

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　　你倒是真该好好发掘一下

　　You've really got to get out more.

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　　向北走

　　Go north.

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　　你不能走这条路

　　"You can't go that way."

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　　向西走

　　Go west.

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　　巨魔挡住了你的道路

　　"A troll blocks your passage."

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　　好吧

　　系好你的安全带

　　Okay. Fasten your seatbelts.

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　　剿灭巨魔

　　Kill troll.

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　　用什么

　　"With what?"

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　　用剑

　　With sword.

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　　你没有剑

　　"You don't have the sword."

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　　天呐

　　这种倒霉事真降临到我头上了

　　Good golly

　　it's as if it's actually happening to me.

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　　拉杰总算上床睡了

　　Raj finally went to bed.

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　　可谢尔顿还没睡

　　Sheldon's still up.

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　　你跟我说过他九点会睡的

　　You said he goes to bed at 9:00.

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　　他的确应该睡了

　　但他刚痴迷于一款电脑游戏...

　　Yeah

　　he does

　　but he got caught up in a computer game and...

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　　用斧头击杀巨魔

　　Hit troll with axe!

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　　用斧头击杀巨魔

　　Hit troll with axe!

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　　用斧头击杀巨魔

　　Hit troll with axe!

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　　服了

　　这真是个顽强的巨魔

　　My

　　this is one tough troll.

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　　你没法摆脱他吗

　　Can't you get rid of him?

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　　根据以往经验

　　不可能

　　If the past is any indication

　　no.

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　　莱纳德

　　我陷进流沙里了

　　Leonard

　　I'm trapped in quicksand!

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　　这斧头在拖我下去呢

　　The axe is dragging me down!

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　　扔掉斧头

　　Drop axe!

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　　扔掉斧头

　　英明

　　Drop axe

　　brilliant!

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　　稍等一下

　　Give me a minute.

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　　-谢尔顿

　　-等一下

　　- Sheldon. - Hold on.

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　　我正在思考如何能拿到桶

　　Trying to figure out how to get the bucket

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　　这样我就能扛着泥土越过那条龙了

　　so I can carry the mud past the dragon.

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　　-谢尔顿

　　你还得早起工作呢

　　-我知道

　　- Sheldon

　　you need to work in the morning. - I know!

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　　那还不赶紧睡觉

　　Well

　　then bed

　　mister!

　　147

　　00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:37,819

　　再给我五分钟嘛

　　Five more minutes!

　　148

　　00:06:37,819 --> 00:06:39,219

　　你确定吗

　　Really?

　　149

　　00:06:39,219 --> 00:06:41,449

　　你打算冒着在热力波动学研讨会上打瞌睡的

　　You're going to risk getting sleepy in the middle of your

　　150

　　00:06:41,449 --> 00:06:42,719

　　风险继续玩下去吗

　　thermodynamic fluctuations seminar?

　　151

　　00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:45,119

　　你知道自己在公众面前打哈欠的后果吧

　　You know what happens when you yawn in public.

　　152

　　00:06:48,829 --> 00:06:52,529

　　大家都会看着我形态奇异的小舌头

　　Everyone will see my oddly shaped uvula.

　　153

　　00:06:54,069 --> 00:06:55,569

　　你也不想看到这个画面吧

　　You don't want that

　　do you?

　　154

　　00:06:56,429 --> 00:06:58,799

　　不想

　　No.

　　155

　　00:06:58,799 --> 00:07:03,639

　　但我们社会嘲笑奇异舌头的做法是可耻的

　　But it's a shame our society mocks the differently uvulated.

　　156

　　00:07:05,139 --> 00:07:06,179

　　刚才谁敲门了

　　Who was at the door?

　　157

　　00:07:06,179 --> 00:07:08,179

　　呃

　　楼管员

　　Uh

　　building manager.

　　158

　　00:07:08,179 --> 00:07:10,049

　　他们要来修个管子

　　They have to fix a pipe

　　159

　　00:07:10,049 --> 00:07:12,719

　　所以明天中午到下午两点会停水

　　so the water'll be off tomorrow from noon to 2:00.

　　160

　　00:07:12,719 --> 00:07:14,249

　　这是让人无法接受的

　　That's unacceptable.

　　161

　　00:07:14,249 --> 00:07:15,689

　　我们理应提前得到书面通知的

　　We're supposed to be given written notice.

　　162

　　00:07:15,689 --> 00:07:17,489

　　没关系的

　　反正我们到时候也是在工作的

　　Well

　　no

　　it doesn't matter-- we'll be at work.

　　163

　　00:07:17,489 --> 00:07:20,359

　　如果我不小心把番茄汤撒到衣服上怎么办

　　What if I spill tomato soup on my shirt

　　164

　　00:07:20,359 --> 00:07:21,729

　　我必须回家来换

　　and have to come home to change

　　165

　　00:07:21,729 --> 00:07:24,089

　　结果发现没有水来泡洗衣粉吗

　　only to find there's no water for an enzyme soak?

　　166

　　00:07:24,099 --> 00:07:26,199

　　别忘了分叉的小舌头

　　谢尔顿

　　Bifurcated uvula

　　Sheldon!

　　167

　　00:07:26,999 --> 00:07:29,099

　　那我明天吃鸡肉面吧

　　晚安

　　I'll have the chicken noodle. Good night!

　　168

　　00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,669

　　我们一定得注意小声点

　　We're going to have to be very quiet.

　　169

　　00:07:40,249 --> 00:07:42,349

　　我想到如何拿到桶了

　　I know how to get the bucket!

　　170

　　00:07:42,349 --> 00:07:44,309

　　我可以反过来握斧头

　　I can turn the axe around

　　171

　　00:07:44,319 --> 00:07:46,849

　　然后用斧头把钩到水桶

　　and use the handle to reach it.

　　172

　　00:07:46,849 --> 00:07:48,819

　　让我试试

　　Let's see.

　　173

　　00:07:48,819 --> 00:07:51,259

　　向北走

　　Go north.

　　174

　　00:07:51,259 --> 00:07:52,859

　　你现在身处森林

　　"You are in a forest."

　　175

　　00:07:52,859 --> 00:07:54,559

　　继续向北走

　　Go north.

　　176

　　00:07:54,559 --> 00:07:55,989

　　你仍然身处森林

　　"You are in a forest."

　　177

　　00:07:55,989 --> 00:07:57,429

　　再往北走呢

　　Go north.

　　178

　　00:07:57,429 --> 00:08:00,099

　　你还是身处森林

　　天呐

　　我想我迷路了

　　"You are in a forest." Oh dear

　　I believe I'm lost.

　　179

　　00:08:00,099 --> 00:08:02,169

　　我还是明天从头再玩吧

　　Well

　　I'll just have to get a fresh start tomorrow.

　　180

　　00:08:02,169 --> 00:08:04,069

　　不不不

　　你刚才只不过方向搞错了而已

　　No

　　no

　　no! You just took a wrong turn.

　　181

　　00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,539

　　你只要把图画出来就行了

　　You just need to map it out.

　　182

　　00:08:05,539 --> 00:08:06,539

　　来吧

　　我来帮你

　　Come on

　　I'll help you.

　　183

　　00:08:06,539 --> 00:08:09,739

　　你停在了小溪旁

　　然后向北走了三次对吧

　　So you stopped at the stream

　　and you turned north three times?

　　184

　　00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:10,479

　　是的

　　Yes.

　　185

　　00:08:10,479 --> 00:08:12,479

　　你说对了

　　你是迷路了

　　祝你好运

　　You're right. You're lost. Good luck.

　　186

　　00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:21,119

　　莱纳德

　　醒醒

　　Leonard. Wake up.

　　187

　　00:08:21,119 --> 00:08:22,119

　　抱歉

　　Huh? Wh-- Sorry.

　　188

　　00:08:22,119 --> 00:08:23,649

　　抱歉什么啊

　　For what?

　　189

　　00:08:23,659 --> 00:08:26,089

　　我也不知道

　　只要我跟女孩子同床共枕后

　　I don't know. When I'm in bed with a girl

　　it's just--

　　190

　　00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,989

　　这就是我的条件反射应答

　　it's my go-to response.

　　191

　　00:08:27,989 --> 00:08:29,989

　　已经六点了

　　我得在拉杰睡醒

　　It's 6:00. I have to get back to Raj's

　　192

　　00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:31,829

　　发现我不见了之前

　　赶紧回去了

　　before he wakes up and realizes I'm gone.

　　193

　　00:08:31,829 --> 00:08:34,199

　　哦

　　那好吧

　　Oh. Right. Sure.

　　194

　　00:08:34,199 --> 00:08:36,729

　　我真希望你能在洛杉矶待久点

　　I wish you could stay in L.A. a while longer.

　　195

　　00:08:36,729 --> 00:08:37,729

　　我也想啊

　　Mmm

　　me

　　too.

　　196

　　00:08:37,739 --> 00:08:39,269

　　知道吗

　　我刚才一直在想

　　You know

　　I was thinking

　　197

　　00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,169

　　印度其实也有这么多先进的实验设施了

　　there are some great research facilities in India.

　　198

　　00:08:42,169 --> 00:08:44,979

　　你想说什么

　　莱纳德

　　Where are you going with this

　　Leonard?

　　199

　　00:08:44,979 --> 00:08:48,749

　　我其实想说

　　反正我在这也没啥牵挂

　　Well

　　I'm just saying

　　you know

　　I don't have any real ties here

　　200

　　00:08:48,749 --> 00:08:51,949

　　我也可以搬去新德里[印度城市]

　　我们可以一起

　　你懂得

　　so if I were to move to New Delhi

　　we could

　　you know--

　　201

　　00:08:52,149 --> 00:08:54,819

　　出去玩玩

　　go out.

　　202

　　00:08:54,819 --> 00:08:58,459

　　莱纳德

　　我们五年前不就谈过这个了吗

　　Leonard

　　didn't we have this conversation five years ago?

　　203

　　00:08:58,459 --> 00:08:59,419

　　是这样的

　　但是...

　　Well

　　yes

　　but...

　　204

　　00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:00,659

　　今非昔比了嘛

　　things have changed.

　　205

　　00:09:00,659 --> 00:09:02,259

　　你也长大了

　　我也长大了

　　You know

　　you're older

　　I'm older--

　　206

　　00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:04,459

　　看吧

　　再也没什么漫画英雄的床单了

　　Look

　　no more superhero bed sheets.

　　207

　　00:09:04,459 --> 00:09:05,929

　　亲爱的

　　Sweetheart

　　208

　　00:09:05,929 --> 00:09:08,929

　　我们在一起很愉快

　　并不意味着

　　just because we have fun when I come to town doesn't mean

　　209

　　00:09:08,929 --> 00:09:11,539

　　我想要开展一段正式的感情生活

　　I want to have a serious relationship.

　　210

　　00:09:11,539 --> 00:09:13,899

　　-不想吗

　　-不想

　　- It doesn't? - Mm-mm.

　　211

　　00:09:13,909 --> 00:09:17,169

　　此外

　　我永远也不可能介绍个白种男孩给我的父母

　　And besides

　　I could never bring a white boy home to my parents.

　　212

　　00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,239

　　他们宁愿要头牛

　　They'd have a cow.

　　213

　　00:09:19,239 --> 00:09:21,879

　　这在印度可就很大件事了

　　Which is a much bigger deal in India.

　　214

　　00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:24,309

　　我也没很纯的白人血统啦

　　I'm not that white.

　　215

　　00:09:24,319 --> 00:09:26,379

　　我的高祖母有一半彻罗基[印第安族]血统

　　My great-great-grandmother was half Cherokee.

　　216

　　00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:29,449

　　我知道虽然不是真正的印度血统

　　但也算印什么了啊

　　I know that's not the right kind of Indian

　　but it is something.

　　217

　　00:09:29,449 --> 00:09:31,149

　　你真有趣

　　You're funny.

　　218

　　00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:32,489

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　219

　　00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,659

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　220

　　00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:35,159

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　221

　　00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:37,029

　　啥事

　　What?

　　222

　　00:09:37,029 --> 00:09:38,629

　　我听到了女人的笑声

　　I heard a woman laughing.

　　223

　　00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:43,029

　　哦

　　我刚才想试试自己能否笑得像个女人

　　Oh

　　uh

　　yeah. I was trying to see if I could laugh as a woman.

　　224

　　00:09:44,999 --> 00:09:47,669

　　哦

　　那做的不错啊

　　很真实啊

　　Oh! Well

　　good job. Quite convincing.

　　225

　　00:09:48,369 --> 00:09:50,139

　　我闻到了香水味

　　I smell perfume.

　　226

　　00:09:50,139 --> 00:09:51,209

　　空气清洗剂的味道

　　Air freshener.

　　227

　　00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:54,779

　　你这脸颊和脖子上是口红吗

　　And is that lipstick on your cheek and neck?

　　228

　　00:09:54,779 --> 00:09:56,109

　　是疹子

　　很严重的疹子

　　Rash. That's a bad rash.

　　229

　　00:09:56,109 --> 00:09:57,709

　　深表同情

　　My sympathies.

　　230

　　00:09:57,719 --> 00:10:01,219

　　我很了解这种红色祸害

　　也就是皮炎

　　I'm no stranger to the crimson scourge that is dermatitis.

　　231

　　00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,219

　　我在我的乳液和软膏系列里

　　Can I interest you in a topical steroid

　　232

　　00:10:05,219 --> 00:10:07,189

　　帮你找一种管用的类固醇好吗

　　from my lotion and unguent collection?

　　233

　　00:10:07,989 --> 00:10:10,189

　　好啊

　　好啊

　　这主意不错

　　Uh

　　yeah

　　yeah

　　that sounds great.

　　234

　　00:10:10,189 --> 00:10:12,359

　　很好

　　我相信我可以找到

　　Very well. I'm sure I can find something

　　235

　　00:10:12,359 --> 00:10:14,099

　　帮你止痒的东西

　　that will help you ditch that itch.

　　236

　　00:10:15,829 --> 00:10:18,239

　　好了

　　他去洗手间了

　　我们走

　　Okay

　　he's in the bathroom. Let's go.

　　237

　　00:10:21,239 --> 00:10:23,909

　　你喜欢软膏还是霜剂

　　Do you prefer ointment or cream?

　　238

　　00:10:26,779 --> 00:10:27,309

　　霜剂

　　Cream.

　　239

　　00:10:27,309 --> 00:10:28,649

　　要不要含麻醉添加剂的

　　With or without a numbing agent?

　　240

　　00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:29,649

　　不要

　　Without.

　　241

　　00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:31,049

　　真的吗

　　莱纳德

　　Really

　　Leonard?

　　242

　　00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:33,719

　　有皮炎的时候可不能逞英雄

　　There are no heroes when it comes to dermatitis.

　　243

　　00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:35,669

　　好吧

　　那就要

　　Fine. With.

　　244

　　00:10:35,819 --> 00:10:37,649

　　处方药还是非处方的强效药

　　Prescription or non-prescription strength?

　　245

　　00:10:37,659 --> 00:10:39,089

　　发挥你的判断力吧

　　Use your best judgment.

　　246

　　00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:43,859

　　我有一支很不错的2009年的肛泰软膏

　　Well

　　I think I have a nice 2009 AnaMantle HC.

　　247

　　00:10:43,859 --> 00:10:47,259

　　通常是针对严重发炎的痔疮的

　　It's usually indicated for acutely inflamed hemorrhoids

　　248

　　00:10:47,269 --> 00:10:50,529

　　但是对非粘膜器官也管用

　　but it also goes nicely with non-mucosal body parts.

　　249

　　00:10:52,499 --> 00:10:53,669

　　听起来不错

　　Sounds great.

　　250

　　00:10:53,669 --> 00:10:55,309

　　明智的选择

　　Excellent choice.

　　251

　　00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:58,719

　　好了

　　快点

　　快点

　　快点

　　Okay

　　hurry

　　hurry

　　hurry.

　　252

　　00:11:00,549 --> 00:11:02,359

　　快走

　　快走

　　快走

　　Come on

　　come on

　　come on.

　　253

　　00:11:04,909 --> 00:11:05,799

　　普丽娅

　　Priya?

　　254

　　00:11:07,219 --> 00:11:08,309

　　早上好

　　谢尔顿

　　Good morning

　　Sheldon.

　　255

　　00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:13,389

　　羞耻呀

　　莱纳德

　　羞耻

　　For shame

　　Leonard

　　for shame.

　　256

　　00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:17,859

　　我居然还差点准备

　　And to think

　　I was ready to waste

　　257

　　00:11:17,859 --> 00:11:20,149

　　把我最后一点好用的痔疮霜浪费在你身上

　　the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you.

　　258

　　00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,309

　　挺开心的啊

　　Making pretty good time

　　huh?

　　259

　　00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:31,939

　　你真的想说这个吗

　　莱纳德

　　Is that really what you want to talk about

　　Leonard?

　　260

　　00:11:32,789 --> 00:11:33,689

　　不是

　　No.

　　261

　　00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:35,659

　　那你想说什么

　　What do you want to talk about?

　　262

　　00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:36,789

　　拜托别跟任何人说

　　Please don't tell anyone

　　263

　　00:11:36,789 --> 00:11:38,259

　　我跟拉杰的妹妹过夜了

　　I spent the night with Raj's sister.

　　264

　　00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:40,259

　　说出来了

　　There it is.

　　265

　　00:11:41,229 --> 00:11:43,129

　　要是有人问起来呢

　　What if someone asks?

　　266

　　00:11:43,129 --> 00:11:45,729

　　没人会问我是不是跟拉杰的妹妹过夜了

　　No one's going to ask if I spent the night with Raj's sister.

　　267

　　00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:49,839

　　或许吧

　　但是他们可能会问我别的

　　Perhaps

　　but they might ask me something else.

　　268

　　00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,169

　　-比如呢

　　-比如说

　　- Like what?

　　- Like

　　269

　　00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,759

　　莱纳德最近有没有做出背叛朋友的行为

　　"Has Leonard betrayed any of his friends recently?"

　　270

　　00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:57,849

　　普丽娅和我都是成年人了

　　Priya and I are both adults.

　　271

　　00:11:57,849 --> 00:11:59,549

　　我没有背叛拉杰

　　I didn't betray Raj.

　　272

　　00:11:59,549 --> 00:12:03,039

　　你有

　　但是我指的是霍华德

　　In fact

　　you did

　　but I was referring to Howard.

　　273

　　00:12:03,119 --> 00:12:04,189

　　你在说什么

　　What are you talking about?

　　274

　　00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:06,189

　　2005年4月12日

　　April 12

　　2005.

　　275

　　00:12:06,189 --> 00:12:08,259

　　在图卢卡湖的鲍勃大头娃汉堡店里

　　Bob's Big Boy

　　Toluca Lake.

　　276

　　00:12:08,259 --> 00:12:11,859

　　拉杰第一次把普丽娅介绍给我们

　　Raj had just introduced us to Priya for the first time.

　　277

　　00:12:11,859 --> 00:12:14,999

　　她正在享受印度教禁止的美味食物

　　She was enjoying the sweet taste of Hindu rebellion

　　278

　　00:12:14,999 --> 00:12:17,769

　　那就是鲍勃超级大头娃牛肉堡

　　in the form of a Bob's Super Big Boy hamburger.

　　279

　　00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:20,179

　　为了维护你们的友谊

　　In order to preserve your friendship

　　280

　　00:12:20,179 --> 00:12:22,239

　　你和霍华德发拉钩钩说

　　you and Howard made a pinky swear

　　281

　　00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,569

　　你们俩人都不许追求她

　　that neither of you would attempt to woo her.

　　282

　　00:12:25,069 --> 00:12:26,619

　　我点了一份奶酪牛肉片

　　I had a patty melt.

　　283

　　00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:29,649

　　好吧

　　我背叛了霍华德

　　Okay

　　fine

　　I betrayed Howard.

　　284

　　00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,579

　　-还有拉杰

　　-好的

　　还有拉杰

　　- And Raj.

　　- All right

　　and Raj.

　　285

　　00:12:31,579 --> 00:12:32,659

　　还有我

　　And me.

　　286

　　00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:34,809

　　你

　　You?

　　287

　　00:12:34,979 --> 00:12:36,589

　　你违反了室友协议中

　　Violation of the Roommate Agreement's

　　288

　　00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,989

　　有留宿客人要提前通知之一条款

　　overnight guest notification clause.

　　289

　　00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:41,859

　　好吧

　　我是个令人讨厌的家伙

　　Okay

　　fine

　　I-I'm a horrible human being.

　　290

　　00:12:41,859 --> 00:12:43,959

　　我就是帕萨迪纳的达斯·维达

　　I'm the Darth Vader of Pasadena.

　　291

　　00:12:41,859 --> 00:12:43,959

　　《星球大战》中的重要角色

　　黑武士

　　292

　　00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:46,659

　　你当达斯·维达还太矮了点

　　You're far too short to be Darth Vader.

　　293

　　00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:50,039

　　你最多也就是叛徒伊渥克[星球大战]

　　At best you might be a turncoat Ewok.

　　294

　　00:12:50,499 --> 00:12:53,899

　　我只是想说

　　普丽娅已经走了

　　My point is: Priya's gone and it would be much better

　　295

　　00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,609

　　要是没人知道这件事就最好了

　　if no one else found out about us.

　　296

　　00:12:57,439 --> 00:12:59,469

　　你是说你想让我帮你保密

　　You mean you want me to keep a secret?

　　297

　　00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,509

　　是的

　　Yes.

　　298

　　00:13:00,509 --> 00:13:02,179

　　你知道我是保守不了秘密的

　　You know I can't keep a secret.

　　299

　　00:13:02,179 --> 00:13:03,249

　　你努力尝试的话就可以的

　　You can if you try.

　　300

　　00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,479

　　就这样想

　　Think about it this way:

　　301

　　00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,379

　　如果我是蝙蝠侠

　　你是艾尔福

　　um

　　if I were Batman and you were Alfred

　　302

　　00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,379

　　蝙蝠侠的管家

　　303

　　00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:09,319

　　你一定可以对我的身份保密

　　对吧

　　you'd keep that secret

　　right?

　　304

　　00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:12,119

　　凭什么你是蝙蝠侠

　　Why do you get to be Batman?

　　305

　　00:13:12,119 --> 00:13:14,259

　　因为蝙蝠侠才有身份的秘密呀

　　Because Batman has the secret.

　　306

　　00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:16,089

　　艾尔福也有秘密的

　　Alfred has secrets

　　too.

　　307

　　00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:17,659

　　-什么秘密

　　-艾尔福知道

　　- Like what?

　　- Alfred knows

　　308

　　00:13:17,659 --> 00:13:19,329

　　芭芭拉·科尔顿是蝙蝠女

　　that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl.

　　309

　　00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:21,459

　　而我刚刚就把这个秘密告诉了蝙蝠侠

　　Which I've now just told to Batman.

　　310

　　00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:23,149

　　你看

　　我就是保守不了秘密

　　See

　　I cannot keep a secret.

　　311

　　00:13:27,269 --> 00:13:28,399

　　挞哒

　　Ta-dah!

　　312

　　00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,039

　　什么

　　What?

　　313

　　00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:31,379

　　挞哒

　　Ta-dah.

　　314

　　00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,409

　　这是

　　It's short for...

　　315

　　00:13:33,409 --> 00:13:35,379

　　哒哒哒哒的缩减版

　　Da-da-da-da! ?

　　316

　　00:13:36,529 --> 00:13:38,009

　　谢尔顿

　　我正忙着呢

　　Kind of busy here

　　Sheldon.

　　317

　　00:13:38,009 --> 00:13:39,349

　　我知道

　　所以我才缩减了

　　I know

　　that's why I shortened it.

　　318

　　00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:42,879

　　你想干吗

　　What do you want?

　　319

　　00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:46,589

　　我是来给你提供昨晚的不在场证明的

　　I came to go over your alibi for last night.

　　320

　　00:13:46,589 --> 00:13:48,019

　　什么不在场证明

　　What alibi?

　　321

　　00:13:48,019 --> 00:13:51,289

　　你让我替你撒谎

　　而你也知道

　　You've asked me to lie on your behalf

　　and as you know

　　322

　　00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:54,299

　　我很讨厌没有提前准备的谎言

　　I am deeply uncomfortable with impromptu dishonesty

　　323

　　00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:57,629

　　所以我就给你准备了不在场的铁证

　　so I've provided you with an ironclad alibi.

　　324

　　00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,299

　　你昨晚不可能跟普丽娅过夜

　　You couldn't have spent last night with Priya

　　325

　　00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,369

　　因为你跟另一个女人在一起

　　because you were with another woman.

　　326

　　00:14:02,369 --> 00:14:04,609

　　我一定会后悔的

　　Oh

　　I'm so sure I'm gonna regret this

　　327

　　00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:07,709

　　但我还是要问

　　我跟谁在一起

　　but who was I with?

　　328

　　00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:11,809

　　风趣但作风随便的麦琪·麦凯瑞小姐

　　The fun-loving an