高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译21素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕21

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　　站住

　　Hold.

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　　干嘛

　　What?

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　　解释你为什么打喷嚏

　　Explain your sneeze.

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　　什么

　　I'm sorry?

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　　-你有过敏症吗

　　-没有

　　- Do you have allergies?

　　- No.

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　　你在沙拉上放太多胡椒粉了吗

　　Is there too much pepper on your salad?

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　　我没在沙拉上加胡椒粉

　　I don't put pepper on salads.

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　　够了

　　坐那边去

　　I've heard enough. Sit over there.

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　　别这样

　　我不想一个人坐

　　Oh, come on.I don't want to sit by myself.

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　　当年伤寒玛丽也这么说

　　That's what Typhoid Mary said,

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　　[美国伤寒带菌者]

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　　显然

　　她朋友让步了所以都病了

　　And clearly, her friends buckled.

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　　伙计们

　　帮帮我

　　Guys, help me.

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　　谢尔顿

　　别这样

　　Sheldon, come on.

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　　不就是一个喷嚏嘛

　　Yeah, it's just one sneeze.

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　　-自个坐去吧

　　-再见

　　兄弟

　　- You're on your own. - See you, buddy.

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　　莱纳德

　　我有东西给你看

　　Oh, Leonard, I have something for you.

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　　根据室友协议 这是提前24小时通知

　　Per our roommate agreement, this is your 24-hour notice that I will be having

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　　我有一位无血缘关系的女性要在咱家住两晚

　　A non-related female spending two nights in our apartment.

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　　你说的无血缘关系的女性

　　When you say "non-related female,"

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　　应该指人类吧

　　You still mean human, right?

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　　当然

　　Of course.

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　　室友协议规定不许有宠物

　　Pets are banned under the roommate agreement,

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　　除了服务性动物

　　比如导盲犬

　　With the exception of service animals, such as seeing eye dogs

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　　及将来出现的

　　机械装备强化的猴子帮工

　　And, one day, cybernetically-enhanced helper monkeys.

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　　你打算绑架一个女人吗

　　Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?

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　　讽刺吗

　　Sarcasm?

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　　对

　　但也包含真诚的关心

　　Yes, but mixed with genuine concern.

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　　告诉你们

　　我将接待 伊丽莎白·普林顿博士

　　For your information, I'll be playing host to Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton.

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　　普林斯顿大学的宇宙物理学家

　　The cosmological physicist from Princeton?

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　　没错

　　Yes.

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　　另外

　　你没戴口罩前

　　And until you acquire a surgical mask,

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　　请先用餐巾捂嘴

　　再发表言论

　　Please address your comments to me through a napkin.

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　　我们通信交流了好几年 共同感兴趣的

　　We've been corresponding for years about our mutual interest in

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　　早期宇宙中膨胀子的引力波特性

　　Gravitational wave signatures of inflatons in the early universe.

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　　她现在考虑 来我们大学工作

　　And now she's under consideration for a position at our university.

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　　你怎么没说过你认识伊丽莎白·普林顿

　　Why didn't you tell me you knew Elizabeth Plimpton?

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　　我可是她的铁粉

　　I am a huge fan of hers!

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　　我不知道我有义务分享

　　I didn't realize I was obligated to share my connection

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　　我跟你喜欢的事物的联系

　　好吧

　　With things you're a fan of, but very well.

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　　你喜欢吃加拿大熏肉

　　You enjoy Canadian bacon.

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　　我去过多伦多

　　I've been to Toronto.

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　　行 那她睡哪里

　　Okay, fine. Where is she going to sleep?

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　　当然睡我房间

　　My room, of course.

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　　我靠

　　Holy crap!

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　　我靠

　　Holy crap!

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　　我有个两部分的问题

　　Yeah, um, I have a two-part question.

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　　请说

　　Go ahead.

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　　第一

　　你在开玩笑吗

　　A: Are you kidding me?

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　　第二

　　你丫的开玩笑吧

　　And B: Seriously, are you freaking kidding me?

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　　第一

　　我很少开玩笑

　　A: I rarely kid.

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　　第二

　　我开玩笑时

　　你会听到 我用"逗你玩"这个词

　　And B: When I do kid, you will know it by my use of the word "bazinga."

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　　这么说你们俩 要睡在同一张床上

　　So you're saying the two of you are going to be sleeping in the same bed?

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　　对

　　Yes.

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　　逗你玩

　　Bazinga.

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

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　　谢了

　　Thank you.

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　　为什么一位世界知名的科学家

　　Why is a world-renowned scientist

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　　选择住我们家

　　而不住酒店

　　Staying in our apartment instead of a hotel?

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　　她不喜欢住酒店

　　Well, she doesn't care for hotels.

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　　这也不能怪她

　　And who can blame her?

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　　打不开的窗户

　　Windows that don't open,

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　　N个人用过的床单

　　Multi-user linens,

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　　卡式的钥匙

　　好像谁的钱包

　　Keys shaped like credit cards-- as if one walks around

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　　都有空的卡槽似的

　　With unassigned slots in one's wallet.

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　　好了

　　所剩时间

　　All right, I believe I have time

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　　只够回答一个问题

　　For one more question.

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　　说吧

　　拉杰

　　Yes, Raj?

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　　我什么时候能坐回你们旁边

　　When can I sit with you again?

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　　等我看到连续两次

　　相隔12小时

　　When I've seen Two consecutive negative throat cultures

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　　咽拭子检测呈阴性

　　你知道怎么做

　　Spaced 12 hours apart. You know the drill.

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　　好了 诸位失陪了

　　我要去进行

　　All right, if you'll excuse me, I am off to start

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　　预防性抗生素治疗

　　A prophylactic course of antibiotics.

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　　不敢相信

　　他居然是伊丽莎白·普林顿的朋友

　　I can't believe he's friends with elizabeth plimpton.

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　　不敢相信

　　他们居然让他进加拿大

　　I can't believe they let him into canada.

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　　喂

　　你刚刚没听到吗

　　Whoa, whoa, whoa. You heard the man.

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　　你的咽拭子检测结果呢

　　Where's your throat cultures?

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　　开玩笑

　　坐吧

　　Kidding. Sit down.

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　　谢尔顿

　　Hey, Sheldon.

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　　佩妮

　　正好

　　Oh, Penny, excellent.

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　　我对加长型卫生棉有个疑问

　　I have a question about these maxi pads.

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　　这个护翼真的有用吗

　　Are the wings truly functional

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　　还是我沦为广告宣传的受害者了

　　Or have I fallen victim to marketing hype?

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　你干嘛买...什么

　　Why are you doing with-- what?

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　　沃格林的男售货员

　　The stock boy at Walgreens

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　　根本没给我提供什么信息

　　Was frustratingly uninformed on the subject.

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　　谢尔顿

　　你买卫生棉干嘛

　　Sheldon, what are you doing with maxi pads?

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　　我有个女性朋友 要在我这里住几天

　　I have a lady friend who will be staying with me for a few days.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　我想让她宾至如归

　　I want her to feel at home.

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　　我还买了香皂

　　裤袜

　　痛经药

　　I also bought scented soaps, pantyhose, midol,

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　　咀嚼钙

　　还有这种酸奶

　　Calcium chews and what is apparently a yogurt

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　　专门调节女性肠道的

　　Specifically designed to regulate the female bowel.

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　　等等

　　前面一句

　　Wait, wait, hold on, back up.

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　　有个女人要跟你住在一起

　　You're having a woman stay with you?

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　　对

　　Yes.

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　　怎么每个人听到都大吃一惊

　　Why does that seem to flabbergast everybody?

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　　不

　　不是

　　Oh... no, no, no, no.

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　　我不是吃惊

　　I'm not flabbergasted.

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　　我是...疑惑

　　I'm... puzzled.

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　　就是疑惑

　　Yeah, let's go with puzzled.

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　　友情提示

　　A word of warning.

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　　这位客人是著名物理学家

　　My guest is a noted physicist

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　　量子宇宙论的权威专家

　　And the leading expert on quantum cosmology,

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　　请不要跟她聊女性无聊话题

　　So please try to avoid wasting her time

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　　浪费她的时间

　　With female jibber jabber.

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　　什么叫女性无聊话题

　　Female jibber jabber?

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　　鞋子特价

　　发型

　　泥面膜

　　Shoe sales, hair styles,

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　　还有你朋友布莱德和安吉丽娜的八卦

　　Mud masks, gossip about your friends Brad and Angelina.

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　　他们不是我的朋友

　　Oh, they're not my friends.

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　　我知道

　　鉴于你在背后 说了他们那么多坏话

　　I'm not surprised, considering the way you talk about them behind their backs.

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　　她来了

　　她来了

　　She's here, she's here.

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　　我看上去怎么样

　　聪明吗

　　How do I look? Do I look smart?

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　　老天爷 这又不是你的事

　　Oh, good grief. This isn't about you.

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　　来了

　　Coming!

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　　听好

　　Now, listen.

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　　21世纪最杰出的头脑之一

　　One of the great minds of the 21st century

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　　将以东道的身份迎接另一位杰出头脑

　　is about to play host to one of the other great minds of the 21st century.

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　　你要仔细看着

　　So pay attention.

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　　没准儿多年以后 我的传记作者问起你这个伟大时刻

　　Years from now, my biographer might ask you about this event.

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　　我有太多话想跟你的传记作者说

　　Oh, I have so many things to tell your biographer.

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　　库珀博士

　　谢天谢地 我完全不记得你的地址

　　Dr. Cooper, thank goodness. I completely forgot your address.

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　　还好我还记得写在了手上

　　But then I remembered that I'd written it on my hand.

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　　幸好

　　Lucky for me,

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　　我没记成另外一只手

　　I didn't confuse it with what I'd written on my other hand,

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　　那只写的是一颗最新发现的中子星的坐标

　　which are the coordinates for a newly discovered neutron star.

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　　因为想去那儿的话

　　我会被超重力压碎的

　　'cause if I tried to go there, I'd be crushed by hypergravity.

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　　-不说这些了

　　你好啊

　　-你好

　　- Anyway, hello. - Hello.

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　　很高兴能见到你的本尊哦

　　Nice to finally meet you in person.

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　　我猜也是

　　I would imagine it is.

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　　这位是我朋友兼室友

　　莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士

　　This is my friend and roommate, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

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　　你嗨

　　Hi-lo.

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　　我

　　我本来想说"你好"

　　I-I started to say "hi,"

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　　中途又想说"嗨"

　　and then I switched to "hello" in the middle.

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　　结果就成了"你嗨"

　　It came out "hi-lo."

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　　很高兴见到你

　　Uh, it's nice to meet you.

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　　我拜读过你的书和许多论文

　　I-I've read both your books and most of your papers.

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　　我叫莱纳德

　　就住这儿

　　你太有才了

　　I-I'm Leonard, I live here, you're brilliant.

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　　真不好意思

　　I apologize.

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　　他只是个搞实验物理的

　　He's only an experimental physicist.

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　　没关系

　　No need to apologize.

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　　我有几个好朋友也是搞实验的

　　Some of my best friends are experimental physicists.

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　　其实也不算好朋友

　　就是认识而已

　　Well, not my best friends, but I know them.

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　　我最要好的朋友

　　My best friend is

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　　是一位名叫温迪的分子化学家

　　a molecular chemist named Wendy.

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　　真不好意思

　　我话太多了

　　I'm sorry, I'm rambling.

　　148

　　00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:43,830

　　你嗨

　　Hi-lo.

　　149

　　00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:46,440

　　你饿吗

　　渴吗

　　Are you hungry, thirsty?

　　150

　　00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,640

　　我来招待你吧

　　Can I offer you anything?

　　151

　　00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:48,810

　　不用了

　　她是我的客人

　　No, she's my guest.

　　152

　　00:06:48,810 --> 00:06:50,610

　　要招待她的话

　　也该由我来吧

　　If anyone should offer her anything, it should be me.

　　153

　　00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,540

　　伊丽莎白

　　我能为你效劳吗

　　Elizabeth, can I get you something?

　　154

　　00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:54,080

　　你想要女性卫生用品

　　Perhaps a feminine hygiene product

　　155

　　00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,750

　　还是调节肠道的酸奶

　　or a bowel-regulating yogurt?

　　156

　　00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,520

　　这俩选项都很有意思嘛

　　Interesting choices.

　　157

　　00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,380

　　考虑到我现在的需求

　　还是酸奶吧

　　Based on my current needs, I guess I'd pick the yogurt.

　　158

　　00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:02,390

　　好极了

　　Excellent.

　　159

　　00:07:02,390 --> 00:07:03,720

　　要是这酸奶起作用的话

　　If the yogurt works,

　　160

　　00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,520

　　我还买了些香薰蜡烛

　　I bought some delightful scented candles.

　　161

　　00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:13,330

　　这是你耶

　　Look, it's you.

　　162

　　00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:18,800

　　非常感谢你们让我住在这里

　　Thank you so much for opening up your home to me.

　　163

　　00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,870

　　谁愿意住宾馆啊

　　Well, who wants to stay in a hotel?

　　164

　　00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:25,610

　　窗户又打不开

　　诡异的卡片式钥匙

　　Windows that don't open, those crazy card-shaped keys.

　　165

　　00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:27,040

　　知音啊

　　我太高兴了

　　I'm so glad you understand.

　　166

　　00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,450

　　不对

　　他不是你的知音

　　No, he doesn't understand.

　　167

　　00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:30,480

　　我才是

　　I understand.

　　168

　　00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,680

　　我也是啊

　　Well, I understand, too.

　　169

　　00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,280

　　你剽窃了我的想法

　　You're just misappropriating my understanding.

　　170

　　00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,060

　　我觉得任何一所大学都想要你

　　I think any university would want you.

　　171

　　00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,890

　　当然

　　除了那些 已经接纳你的大学

　　Except, of course, any university that had already had you.

　　172

　　00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:45,830

　　因为他们在接纳你之前

　　已经想要你了

　　Because they would've already wanted you before they, you know, got you.

　　173

　　00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:50,270

　　这就是跟你说"你嗨"的那位

　　From the mind that brought you "hi-lo."

　　174

　　00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,840

　　我带你去房间看看吧

　　Let me show you to your room.

　　175

　　00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,940

　　好啊

　　All right.

　　176

　　00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:56,840

　　我也觉得我困了

　　晚安

　　莱纳德

　　I guess I am tired. Good night, Leonard.

　　177

　　00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,610

　　好安

　　Uh, sleep night.

　　178

　　00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:00,210

　　我想说

　　晚安

　　I mean, obviously, good night.

　　179

　　00:08:00,210 --> 00:08:01,510

　　我本来想说"好梦"

　　I started to say "sleep tight,"

　　180

　　00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:03,480

　　然后我又中途改了主意

　　then I changed my mind in the middle.

　　181

　　00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,720

　　我对天发誓

　　我很聪明的

　　I swear to god, I'm smart.

　　182

　　00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:10,190

　　说都不会话了

　　伙计

　　Get it together, man.

　　183

　　00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,430

　　好的

　　给你展示一下

　　All right, let me show you

　　184

　　00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:17,630

　　这个房间里的一些功能吧

　　some of the features of the room.

　　185

　　00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,200

　　首先

　　窗户

　　First, windows.

　　186

　　00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,200

　　很常见

　　Conventional.

　　187

　　00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,830

　　打开

　　关上

　　Open, closed.

　　188

　　00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,130

　　打开

　　关上

　　Open, closed.

　　189

　　00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:24,570

　　开一半

　　Halfway open.

　　190

　　00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:27,300

　　或者说关一半

　　这取决于你的哲学取向

　　Or halfway closed, depending on your philosophical bent.

　　191

　　00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,610

　　这里是我的漫画收藏 可以随意浏览

　　Over here is my comic book collection. Feel free to browse.

　　192

　　00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:33,710

　　这里有一盒阅读专用的一次性手套

　　There's a box of disposable reading gloves

　　193

　　00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:36,180

　　就在床头柜上

　　on the night stand.

　　194

　　00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:37,680

　　很好

　　Good to know.

　　195

　　00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:41,120

　　在这里 你可以找到应急储备

　　In here, you'll find emergency provisions.

　　196

　　00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,150

　　足够八天的食物和水

　　一把弩

　　An eight-day supply of food and water, a crossbow,

　　197

　　00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:48,760

　　一个高密度优盘

　　里面有 原版的《星际迷航》第二季

　　Season 2 of Star Trek the original series on a high-density flash drive.

　　198

　　00:08:49,490 --> 00:08:52,630

　　那要是所有的USB接口都在 灾难中坏掉了呢

　　What if there's a disaster that destroys all the USB ports?

　　199

　　00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:55,530

　　那就真的没法儿活了

　　不是吗

　　Then there's really no reason to live, is there?

　　200

　　00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:58,370

　　我能问个关于你室友的问题吗

　　Can I ask a question about your roommate?

　　201

　　00:08:58,370 --> 00:09:01,100

　　他是个蠢货

　　对吧

　　He's an odd duck, isn't he?

　　202

　　00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:03,270

　　他的情感生活是个什么状态

　　What's his relationship status?

　　203

　　00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:06,210

　　他跟住在走廊对面的那个女服务员

　　Well, there was a misbegotten adventure

　　204

　　00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:08,440

　　有过一段奸情

　　With a waitress who lives across the hall.

　　205

　　00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:10,710

　　莫名其妙开始

　　又莫名其妙结束

　　It ended as inexplicably as it began.

　　206

　　00:09:10,710 --> 00:09:12,450

　　他俩没有什么共同点

　　They had very little in common,

　　207

　　00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:14,250

　　除了床笫之欢

　　except for carnal activity.

　　208

　　00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,320

　　这就是为什么

　　That's why I acquired

　　209

　　00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,790

　　我准备了这副隔音耳麦

　　these noise-canceling headphones.

　　210

　　00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,620

　　如果你打算用它的话

　　If you decide to use them,

　　211

　　00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,390

　　请记得戴完之后用湿巾把耳罩擦干净

　　please clean the ear pieces afterwards

　　212

　　00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:23,530

　　湿巾就在卫生间里

　　with the wet wipes you'll find in the bathroom.

　　213

　　00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:26,000

　　有个贴着"湿巾"标签的抽屉

　　They're in the drawer labeled "wet wipes."

　　214

　　00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,360

　　行

　　Okay.

　　215

　　00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,270

　　很好

　　那就不打扰你晚上梳洗时间了

　　Good. I'll leave you to your nighttime ablutions.

　　216

　　00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,500

　　早上卫生间的使用时间表已经发你邮箱

　　I've e-mailed you the morning bathroom schedule.

　　217

　　00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:36,240

　　欢迎礼包里还有一份塑封过的版本

　　You'll also find a laminated copy in your welcome packet.

　　218

　　00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,580

　　就印在紧急逃生线路图的背面

　　It's on the back of the emergency escape route diagram.

　　219

　　00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,610

　　真体贴

　　How thoughtful.

　　220

　　00:09:41,610 --> 00:09:43,810

　　-睡个好觉

　　朋友

　　-你也是

　　- Sleep well, my friend.

　　- You, too.

　　221

　　00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:48,050

　　让我再拿一样东西

　　Oh, let me just get one thing.

　　222

　　00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:50,550

　　这是我的备用应急储备包

　　It's my backup emergency supply kit.

　　223

　　00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:53,860

　　客厅的紧急逃生路线不经过这边

　　The living room escape route doesn't pass through here.

　　224

　　00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,090

　　晚安

　　Now, good night.

　　225

　　00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,560

　　如果世界末日降临的话

　　祝你好运

　　And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.

　　226

　　00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,630

　　请进

　　Yes?

　　227

　　00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,540

　　我看见你的灯还亮着

　　I saw your light on.

　　228

　　00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,810

　　你没事吧

　　Is everything all right?

　　229

　　00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:10,670

　　没事

　　我就是睡不着

　　Yeah, I just couldn't sleep.

　　230

　　00:10:10,670 --> 00:10:12,510

　　我也睡不着

　　Me neither.

　　231

　　00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:14,210

　　你看我在读什么

　　Oh, look what I'm reading.

　　232

　　00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:15,950

　　你的书哦

　　It's you.

　　233

　　00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,580

　　你不是读过了吗

　　I thought you already read it.

　　234

　　00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:18,980

　　是读过

　　不过有一阵子了

　　I did, but it's been a while,

　　235

　　00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:22,550

　　我想在早餐时表现得聪明点

　　And I wanted to sound smart over breakfast.

　　236

　　00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:24,550

　　你很聪明了

　　Aw, you're smart.

　　237

　　00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:25,620

　　是吗

　　太好了

　　Oh, good.

　　238

　　00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,220

　　我还担心你没看出来

　　Wasn't sure it was coming across.

　　239

　　00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,530

　　在读第几章

　　What chapter are you on?

　　240

　　00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:31,060

　　第六章

　　Uh, six.

　　241

　　00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:35,060

　　银河系外距离等级

　　Oh, the extragalactic distance ladder.

　　242

　　00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:36,670

　　想知道一个小秘密吗

　　Want to know a little secret?

　　243

　　00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,400

　　当然

　　Sure.

　　244

　　00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,970

　　威尔逊-巴普效应那一节 我是全裸着写的

　　I wrote the section on the Wilson-Bappu effect completely naked.

　　245

　　00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,910

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　246

　　00:10:46,910 --> 00:10:49,150

　　读起来可不像

　　Uh, sure doesn't read that way.

　　247

　　00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,110

　　我来给你演示

　　Here, let me show you.

　　248

　　00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,690

　　考虑到脉动变星的亮度变化

　　When we consider the brightness of pulsating variable stars,

　　249

　　00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,890

　　这可能就是

　　we start to see a possible explanation

　　250

　　00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:02,630

　　哈勃常数出现数值分歧的原因之一

　　for some of the discrepancies found in Hubble's constant.

　　251

　　00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:08,970

　　你的科学真是活色生香

　　You really make science come alive.

　　252

　　00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:33,120

　　语音测试

　　清晨语音测试

　　Vocal test. Morning vocal test.

　　253

　　00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:34,560

　　第二次语音测试

　　Second vocal test.

　　254

　　00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,290

　　第二次清晨语音测试

　　Second morning vocal test.

　　255

　　00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,790

　　谢尔顿早

　　Morning, Sheldon.

　　256

　　00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:38,830

　　早

　　Morning.

　　257

　　00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:39,860

　　谢尔顿早

　　Morning, Sheldon.

　　258

　　00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:40,800

　　早

　　Morning.

　　259

　　00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,300

　　昨晚过得愉快吗

　　I trust you had a pleasant night.

　　260

　　00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,430

　　不是一般愉快

　　More than pleasant.

　　261

　　00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,040

　　失陪一下

　　我要去方便

　　Excuse me, I'm going to relieve myself.

　　262

　　00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,710

　　喝什么咖啡

　　How do you take your coffee?

　　263

　　00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:56,750

　　-清咖啡

　　-好滴

　　- Black. - Okeydoke.

　　264

　　00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,280

　　为休斯顿而尿

　　为奥斯丁而尿

　　Pee for Houston, pee for Austin,

　　265

　　00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,420

　　为我深爱的州而尿

　　pee for the state my heart got lost in.

　　266

　　00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,060

　　再为德州抖两抖

　　And shake twice for Texas.

　　267

　　00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,530

　　他妈妈教他的

　　Something his mother taught him.

　　268

　　00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:21,770

　　好了

　　伊丽莎白 轮到你用卫生间了

　　All right, Elizabeth, the bathroom is yours.

　　269

　　00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:25,070

　　坐垫我放下了

　　为保护你健康还消了毒

　　The seat is down, and has been sanitized for your protection.

　　270

　　00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:28,040

　　你真细心

　　不过我想先喝完咖啡

　　That's very thoughtful, but I think I'll finish my coffee first.

　　271

　　00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:32,180

　　看来酸奶是没起作用

　　Ah, so the yogurt didn't work.

　　272

　　00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:36,550

　　我要火速去给生产商写邮件指责他们

　　I'll fire off a critical e-mail to the manufacturer.

　　273

　　00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:39,020

　　太好了

　　你们都起了 我的车发动不了

　　Oh, good, you're up. Look, my car won't start.

　　274

　　00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:40,220

　　需要有人送我上班

　　I need a ride to work.

　　275

　　00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,590

　　又对检查引擎灯置之不理了

　　Did you once again ignore your "check engine" light?

　　276

　　00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:44,190

　　不是

　　大明白先生

　　No, Mr. Smarty-pants.

　　277

　　00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,930

　　我这次没理加油提示灯

　　I ignored the "fill gas tank" light.

　　278

　　00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,720

　　莱纳德

　　佩妮来查探下

　　Leonard, Penny wants to exploit any

　　279

　　00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,470

　　你是否对她余情未了

　　residual feelings you have for her

　　280

　　00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,400

　　以达到搭车上班的目的

　　in order to get a ride to work.

　　281

　　00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,440

　　好

　　当然

　　等我把咖啡倒旅行杯里

　　Oh, yeah, sure, let me just put this in a travel mug.

　　282

　　00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,970

　　你好

　　Hello.

　　283

　　00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:58,240

　　嗨

　　Hi.

　　284

　　00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,740

　　佩妮

　　这位是普林顿博士

　　Oh, Penny, this is Dr. Plimpton...

　　285

　　00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:03,510

　　量子宇宙论权威专家

　　A leading expert on quantum cosmology.

　　286

　　00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,380

　　普林顿博士

　　这是佩妮

　　Dr. Plimpton, Penny is a waitress

　　287

　　00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,580

　　一名不理解内燃机需要

　　who doesn't understand the role gasoline plays

　　288

　　00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,720

　　汽油做燃料的服务生

　　in the internal combustion engine.

　　289

　　00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,820

　　很高兴见到你

　　Nice to meet you.

　　290

　　00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:12,820

　　很高兴见到你

　　Nice to meet you, too.

　　291

　　00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:13,960

　　在这住得好吗

　　Are you enjoying your stay?

　　292

　　00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,620

　　是的

　　非常好

　　Yes, very much.

　　293

　　00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:20,800

　　那就好

　　Good.

　　294

　　00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,930

　　太棒了

　　无意义的客套话交流完毕

　　Wonderful. Meaningless pleasantries accomplished.

　　295

　　00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,630

　　伊丽莎白

　　莱纳德如厕时间就要到了

　　Elizabeth, Leonard's bathroom time is coming up,

　　296

　　00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,040

　　相信我

　　在他后面去可不是好事

　　and believe me, you do not want to follow him.

　　297

　　00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,570

　　失陪了

　　Excuse me.

　　298

　　00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,910

　　好吧

　　我看我得去换衣服了

　　Okay, well, I guess I should get dressed

　　299

　　00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,510

　　好送大家去上班

　　so I can take everyone to work.

　　300

　　00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,710

　　你

　　谢尔顿

　　You and Sheldon

　　301

　　00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:37,850

　　还有谢尔顿的朋友

　　and Sheldon's friend,

　　302

　　00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,550

　　普林顿博士

　　你刚见过的

　　Dr. Plimpton, who you just met.

　　303

　　00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:41,250

　　肯定会有趣

　　Gonna be fun.

　　304

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　　就像玩具车

　　Like a clown car.

　　305

　　00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,420

　　等等

　　Hang on. Hmm?

　　306

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　　哦

　　什么事

　　Yeah? What? Huh?

　　307

　　00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:47,760

　　我们刚刚分手

　　We just broke up.

　　308

　　00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,960

　　什么...

　　你我吗

　　是哈

　　Wha... uh, you and me? Yeah, we did.

　　309

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　　不久之前

　　Not too long ago.

　　310

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　　你适应得如何

　　How are you doing with it?

　　311

　　00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,900

　　明显没你适应得好

　　Not as good as you apparently.

　　312

　　00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,430

　　我什么

　　没明白

　　I, um, I don't follow.

　　313

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　　知道吗

　　这不不关我的事

　　You know what? It's, it's none of my business.

　　314

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　　我们刚刚分手

　　If you want to sleep with Sheldon's doctor buddy

　　315

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　　你就想和谢尔顿的博士朋友上床

　　那就去吧

　　right after we stopped seeing each other, go for it.

　　316

　　00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,140

　　打扰一下

　　Excuse me.

　　317

　　00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,940

　　我对你提议莱纳德

　　I'm uncomfortable with you recommending

　　318

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　　争取与普林顿博士性交感到不安

　　that Leonard pursue having intercourse with Dr. Plimpton,

　　319

　　00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,010

　　她可还有更重要的事要忙

　　who I assure you has better things to do.

　　320

　　00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,150

　　我不是提议

　　I'm not recommending it.

　　321

　　00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:15,080

　　他已经那样做了

　　I'm saying it already happened.

　　322

　　00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,550

　　这太荒谬了

　　That's preposterous.

　　323

　　00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:18,550

　　是吧

　　莱纳德

　　Tell her, Leonard.

　　324

　　00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:21,420

　　那个...

　　Well...

　　325

　　00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,360

　　不是吧

　　No.

　　326

　　00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,360

　　拜托

　　不是我的错

　　Come on. It wasn't my fault.

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　　00:14:27,36