高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译20素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕20

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　　靠

　　我的维萨卡被撤了

　　Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa.

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　　哦也

　　新的万事达卡

　　Oh, yay, a new MasterCard!

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　　干嘛

　　What?

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　　我本来想拿信件

　　I was going to get my mail.

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　　拿啊

　　Okay.

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　　难道你想通过心灵感应来拿吗

　　Are... are you hoping to get it telepathically?

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　　你是说意念取物吧

　　I think you mean telekinetically.

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　　不是

　　And no.

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　　我只是不确定用哪种社交礼节

　　I just wasn't sure of the proper protocol

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　　因为你和莱纳德如今不交媾了

　　now that you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.

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　　老天

　　你就不能说"不再见面交往"吗

　　God, can we please just say "no longer seeing each other"?

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　　那得真的不见才行

　　Well, we could if it were true.

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　　可你们住在同一栋楼里

　　低头不见抬头见

　　But as you live in the same building, you see each other all the time.

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　　唯一改变的变量是交媾

　　The variable which has changed is the coitus.

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　　咱来定个协议 你我继续做朋友 还有你别再说"交媾"

　　Okay, here's the protocol: you and I are still friends, and you stop saying "coitus."

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　　好啊

　　Good, good.

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　　我很高兴我们还是朋友

　　I'm glad we're still friends.

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　　真的吗

　　Really?

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　　当然

　　适应你出现在我日常生活中 可花了我不少功夫

　　Oh, yes. It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life.

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　　而我很讨厌白费功夫

　　I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.

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　　好吧

　　Right.

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　　再问清楚

　　我不能跟所有人说交媾 还是只是不能跟你说

　　Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying "coitus" with everyone or just you?

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　　所有人

　　Everyone.

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　　协议条款真苛刻

　　Harsh terms.

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　　不过没关系

　　我可以用"性交"代替

　　But all right-- I'll just substitute "intercourse."

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　　这下好了

　　Great.

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　　或者用"私通"

　　Or "fornication."

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　　但这个带有批评色彩 还是作为备用吧

　　Yeah. But that has judgmental overtones, so I'll hold that in reserve.

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　　你最近怎样

　　So, how you been?

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　　我的存在是个连续统一体

　　Well, my existence is a continuum,

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　　所以在指定期间的每个时间点都是一样的

　　so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.

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　　你就是逗我玩

　　是吧

　　You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?

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　　逗你玩

　　Bazinga.

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　　莱纳德好吗

　　How's Leonard doing?

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　　他表面很好

　　He seems all right.

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　　但他花了很长时间

　　Although he does spend a disturbing amount of time

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　　盯着你的照片

　　looking at photographs of you

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　　嗅着你枕过的枕头

　　and smelling the pillow you slept on.

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　　我想起来了

　　Oh, but now that I think of it,

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　　他叫我不要告诉你

　　he asked me not to tell you that.

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　　我会假装没听见

　　I'll pretend I didn't hear it.

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　　我宁愿你假装我没说过

　　I'd rather you pretend I didn't say it.

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　　你买了意大利妈妈大蒜意粉酱

　　I see you bought Mama Italia marinara spaghetti sauce.

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　　对

　　Yep.

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　　我妈妈也用这种酱

　　That's the sauce my mother uses.

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　　她喜欢意式烹饪

　　She likes cooking Italian because according to her,

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　　她说罗马人也这么做给耶稣吃

　　that's what the Romans made Jesus eat.

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　　有意思

　　Interesting.

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　　我改天晚上叫你过来吃

　　I'll have to have you over for spaghetti some night.

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　　我现在就饿了

　　I'm hungry now.

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　　好吧

　　Oh. Um, okay.

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　　那一小时后过来吧

　　Why don't you give me an hour and come over?

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　　能不能切点热狗丁 加到酱汁里

　　Will you cut up hot dogs into little chunks and mix them in with the sauce?

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　　我没有热狗

　　I don't have hot dogs.

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　　没关系

　　我有

　　Oh, it's all right; I do.

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　　你就要做我妈妈所说的"美意大餐"

　　Oh! You're in for what my mother calls "a real Eye-talian treat".

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　　你去哪了

　　Hey, where you been?

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　　我刚刚和佩妮聊天呢

　　I was talking with Penny.

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　　你怎么能这样

　　What's wrong with you?

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　　你不能和室友的前任一起玩

　　You can't hang out with your roommate's ex.

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　　这未免太逊了

　　That's totally uncool.

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　　没关系

　　我不在乎

　　No, it's fine. I don't care.

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　　我已经走出来了

　　I'm over it.

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　　对

　　走出来了

　　所以他整天都在怨念

　　Yeah, he's over it; that's why he's been whining all day

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　　要发明《黑超战警》里的洗脑装置

　　about trying to invent that memory-wiper gizmo from Men in Black.

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　　他有进展了吗

　　Is he making any progress?

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　　因为我想忘掉本·阿弗莱克居然演过《超胆侠》

　　Because I'd like to erase Ben Affleck as Daredevil.

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　　本·阿弗莱克也会想洗脑的

　　So would Ben Affleck.

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　　重点是

　　面对这种情况 你得做出选择

　　The point is, in a situation like this you got to pick sides.

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　　要么选莱纳德队

　　要么选择佩妮队

　　You're either on Team Leonard or Team Penny.

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　　哪个是选剩下的

　　Which one picks last?

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　我通常都只能在选剩下的那队

　　Well, usually I'm on the team that picks last.

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　　除非有坐轮椅的孩子一起玩

　　Unless there's a kid in a wheelchair.

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　　谢尔顿

　　我给你买了陈皮鸡丁

　　Sheldon, I got you your tangerine chicken.

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　　你应该饿了吧

　　I hope you're hungry.

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　　我当然饿了

　　Well, of course I'm hungry.

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　　而且我没打算跟别的队吃饭

　　And as I have no plans to eat with any other team,

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　　我会津津有味地 吃光陈皮鸡丁

　　I will consume my tangerine chicken with the appropriate gusto.

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　　好吧

　　Okay.

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　　只是出于好奇

　　我们还有热狗吗

　　Just out of curiosity, do we still have hot dogs?

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　　不知道

　　怎么了

　　I don't know. Why?

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　　吃饭时随便聊聊而已

　　Just making dinner conversation.

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　　加油

　　小莱队

　　Go, Team Leonard!

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第二十集

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　　啊

　　太好吃了

　　Oh, God, this is good.

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　　我问你个问题

　　Let me ask you a question.

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　　你觉得你会因为

　　Do you believe you're going to go to hell

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　　吃糖醋排骨而下地狱吗

　　for eating sweet and sour pork?

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　　犹太人不相信有地狱

　　Jews don't have hell.

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　　我们相信有胃酸倒流

　　We have acid reflux.

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　　你要吃最后一只饺子吗

　　谢尔顿

　　Do you want the last dumpling, Sheldon?

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　　当然

　　Certainly.

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　　我又没有因为很快要吃第二餐

　　It's not like I have to moderate my food intake

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　　而故意限制食物摄入量

　　because I'm planning on eating again very shortly.

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　　大家今晚想玩什么

　　So, you guys want to do something tonight?

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　　我不行 我要去水中有氧运动班接我妈

　　Nah, I can't. I got to pick up my mom from her water aerobics class.

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　　十八个超重妇女在游泳池里 甩着肥大的手臂

　　18 overweight women flapping their arm fat in a swimming pool.

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　　就像海洋世界里的海牛

　　Looks like the manatee tank at Sea World.

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　　你呢

　　拉杰

　　What about you, Raj?

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　　这算什么

　　Oh, there it is:

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　　你没有女朋友了

　　now that you don't have a girlfriend,

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　　就又想跟我玩了

　　you want to hang out with me again.

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　　-我什么时候没跟你玩了

　　-少来了

　　- I never stopped hanging out with you. - Oh, please,

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　　大家都清楚你没有人了 才会来找我

　　we all know I'm the friend you call when you have no other options.

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　　如果我们是正义联盟

　　我就是海王子

　　If we were the Justice League, I'd be Aquaman.

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　　我倒希望你是海王子

　　I wish you were Aquaman.

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　　我就能派你去老人池里把我妈舀出来

　　Then I could send you to scoop my mom out of the old lady tank.

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　　抱歉

　　我渴了

　　我要去冰箱里

　　Excuse me, I'm thirsty, so I'm going to go to the refrigerator

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　　拿点清凉饮料喝

　　and get myself a refreshing beverage.

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　　算了

　　我今晚就一个人过吧

　　You know what? I'll just spend the evening alone.

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　　怎么

　　我突然就不配陪你了

　　What, suddenly I'm not good enough for you?

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　　我最爱饮料了

　　I do so love beverages.

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　　我现在要去饭后散步了

　　Now I think I'll take my after-dinner walk.

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　　你什么时候开始饭后散步了

　　Since when do you take after-dinner walks?

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　　你什么时候开始散步了

　　Yeah, since when do you take walks?

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　　我在网上看过一篇论文

　　饭后百步走

　　I read a study online that walking after a meal

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　　不仅有助于消化

　　还能增加5-羟色胺的含量

　　not only aids in digestion, but increases serotonin,

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　　一种有利于神经细胞间冲动传导的有机物

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　　而且你们也知道的

　　如果说相比提神饮料

　　and you know me, if there's one thing I like

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　　我更喜欢什么

　　那肯定就是5-羟色胺了

　　拜拜

　　more than a refreshing beverage, it's serotonin. Bye-bye.

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　　等等

　　我和你一起走

　　Hold on. I'll walk down with you.

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　　没那个必要吧

　　That's not necessary.

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　　你先走吧

　　You can go first.

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　　要么咱俩一起走

　　Or we could go together.

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　　我想不出什么理由拒绝你

　　I can't think of a reason why not.

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　　咱们走吧

　　Let's go.

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　　等一下

　　Hold on.

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　　没事

　　我还是想不出什么理由

　　Nope, no reason.

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　　我好想你

　　I've missed you.

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　　行了

　　代我向你妈妈问好

　　All right, say hello to your mother for me.

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　　行啊

　　Okay.

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　　干嘛

　　What?

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　　你刚说你要去散步的

　　You said you were going for a walk.

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　　我又没说要去外面散步

　　I didn't say outside.

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　　然后呢

　　你就打算来来回回地跑楼梯吗

　　So what, you're just gonna walk up and down the stairs?

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　　不会

　　当然不会

　　No, of course not.

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　　那样的话就太可疑了

　　That would be odd and suspicious behavior.

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　　到这儿来

　　拉塞尔

　　过来呀

　　宝贝儿

　　Here, Russell! Here, boy!

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　　你往哪边走

　　Which way are you going?

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　　"你" 往哪边走

　　Which way are "you" going?

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　　我把摩托车停在街那边了

　　I parked my scooter down the block.

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　　我走另一边

　　拜拜

　　I'm going the other way. Bye.

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　　拜拜

　　Bye.

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　　其实是停在这边

　　Actually, I'm this way.

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　　这是热狗的味道吗

　　Do I smell hot dogs?

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　　不是

　　我是说

　　我不知道你闻到了什么

　　No. I mean, I have no idea what you smell.

　　148

　　00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:43,380

　　我绝对闻到了生热狗的味道

　　I definitely smell raw hot dog.

　　149

　　00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:45,680

　　估计是你的脑子里有肿瘤吧

　　Perhaps you're getting a brain tumor.

　　150

　　00: 07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,980

　　好了

　　散步愉快

　　All right, have a nice walk.

　　151

　　00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,350

　　我会的

　　祝你开车愉快

　　I shall. Have a nice scoot.

　　152

　　00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,320

　　你最好站开点儿

　　You might want to stand back.

　　153

　　00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,720

　　寡人的坐骑有13马力呢

　　I'm sitting on top of 13 horses here.

　　154

　　00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,270

　　你好啊

　　狗狗

　　Oh. Hello, doggie.

　　155

　　00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,940

　　乖狗狗

　　Nice doggie.

　　156

　　00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,740

　　估计你是闻到热狗的香味了

　　I bet you think you smell hot dogs.

　　157

　　00:08: 18,570 --> 00:08:20,410

　　看

　　有猫咪

　　Look, a cat!

　　158

　　00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:27,250

　　佩妮

　　Penny?

　　159

　　00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:30,250

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　160

　　00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,720

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　161

　　00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:39,060

　　给

　　Here.

　　162

　　00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:44,090

　　剩下的热狗被我拿去保命了

　　I had to trade the others for my life.

　　163

　　00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:51,130

　　喂

　　莱纳德

　　Hey, Leonard?

　　164

　　00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,430

　　怎么了

　　Yeah?

　　165

　　00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:54,800

　　我有一年没做爱了

　　I haven't had sex in a year.

　　166

　　00:08:57,430 --> 00:09:00,100

　　你想干嘛

　　拉杰

　　Where you going with this, Raj?

　　167

　　00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,070

　　别自作多情了

　　老兄

　　Don't flatter yourself, dude.

　　168

　　00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:06,370

　　我想出去找个女人

　　I want to go out and meet a woman.

　　169

　　00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:08,070

　　那就去呗

　　-我要找个帮手

　　- So, go.

　　- Well, I need a wingman.

　　170

　　00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:11,440

　　我不想让自己看着像个失败的剩男

　　I don't want to come off like a lonely loser.

　　171

　　00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,950

　　你觉得我跟你去你就不剩了吗

　　And you think "my" presence will help with that?

　　172

　　00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:16,250

　　对呀

　　Well, I do.

　　173

　　00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:18,950

　　有你在旁边

　　我有更有把握了

　　Next to you, I'll look like a catch.

　　174

　　00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:21,520

　　我今晚不会出去的

　　拉杰

　　I'm not going out tonight, Raj.

　　175

　　00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,120

　　好吧

　　All right.

　　176

　　00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,650

　　你介意我到你房间去

　　Would you mind if I went to your room

　　177

　　00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:27,760

　　下载几部亚系A片看吗

　　and downloaded some Asian pornography?

　　178

　　00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,290

　　非常介意

　　Very much.

　　179

　　00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:32,290

　　我可以不看亚系的

　　Doesn't have to be Asian.

　　180

　　00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:36,130

　　别担心

　　总有一天你会遇见一个好姑娘的

　　Don't worry. You'll meet a girl someday.

　　181

　　00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:39,270

　　-不可能的

　　-绝对可能

　　而且还很漂亮

　　- No, I won't.

　　- Yes, you will, and she'll be beautiful.

　　182

　　00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:41,270

　　善良

　　性感

　　幽默

　　And kind and sexy and funny

　　183

　　00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:43,100

　　绝对是你梦中情人的样子

　　and everything you ever wanted in a woman.

　　184

　　00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,170

　　你真这么觉得

　　You really think so?

　　185

　　00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:47,910

　　没错

　　你会一发不可收拾地 爱上她

　　向她敞开心扉

　　I do, and you'll fall hopelessly in love and give her your heart.

　　186

　　00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:51,780

　　然后她会拿走你的心

　　残忍地撕成碎片

　　And she'll take it and grind it into pathetic, little pieces.

　　187

　　00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,180

　　但我们到时候会先上床

　　对吧

　　But we'll have sex first, right?

　　188

　　00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:11,260

　　真正的美意大餐

　　That's Eye-talian.

　　189

　　00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:14,960

　　莱纳德不介意你过来吧

　　So, um, was Leonard okay with you coming over?

　　190

　　00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,830

　　不介意

　　Oh, yes.

　　191

　　00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,630

　　其实他说了

　　"我没事

　　我不在乎"

　　In fact, he said, "I'm fine. I don't care."

　　192

　　00:10:19,630 --> 00:10:21,470

　　而且他的语气绝对不会

　　And he in no way said it in a manner

　　193

　　00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:23,340

　　让人觉得他在掩饰心中的

　　which would lead one to believe that he was covering up

　　194

　　00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,270

　　痛苦与背叛

　　feelings of anguish and betrayal.

　　195

　　00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:28,280

　　-很好嘛

　　-我还要

　　- Well, good.

　　- I'm also

　　196

　　00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:32,010

　　很高兴地告诉你他曾为你大声痛哭

　　pleased to report that he's all cried out over you.

　　197

　　00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,550

　　他哭过

　　He's been crying?

　　198

　　00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,780

　　我又漏说了一件

　　Oh, I believe that was something else

　　199

　　00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,150

　　不该跟你提起的事

　　I wasn't supposed to mention.

　　200

　　00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:40,450

　　哦

　　天哪

　　我好难过

　　Oh, God, I feel terrible.

　　201

　　00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:42,720

　　你也胃疼吗

　　Do you have a stomachache, too?

　　202

　　00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,360

　　没有啊

　　怎么了

　　你胃疼吗

　　No. Why, do you?

　　203

　　00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,060

　　不疼

　　No.

　　204

　　00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:49,760

　　那你为啥问我是不是也胃疼

　　Why did you ask if I had one, too?

　　205

　　00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,800

　　就是吃饭的时候随便聊聊

　　Just making polite dinner conversation.

　　206

　　00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,160

　　该你说了

　　Your turn.

　　207

　　00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,400

　　好吧

　　All right.

　　208

　　00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,570

　　那你最近有啥新鲜事儿吗

　　So, what's new in your life?

　　209

　　00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:05,010

　　我的新鞋不适合跑步

　　Well, my new shoes are not made for running.

　　210

　　00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,840

　　你去跑步了

　　Have you been running?

　　211

　　00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,580

　　没有

　　No.

　　212

　　00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,650

　　这只是我的怀疑

　　It's just a suspicion I have.

　　213

　　00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,320

　　-我很高兴你这么喜欢我的手艺

　　-没错

　　- I'm so glad you like it.

　　-I do.

　　214

　　00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,120

　　莱纳德从来没给我做过饭

　　Leonard never cooks for me.

　　215

　　00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,520

　　估计是因为莱纳德不会做饭吧

　　Well, maybe that's 'cause Leonard can't cook.

　　216

　　00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,060

　　你也不会做饭

　　但是你为我做了这些

　　You can't cook and you made me this.

　　217

　　00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,960

　　随便啦

　　Whatever.

　　218

　　00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,000

　　对了

　　还有芝士蛋糕在冰箱里

　　Ooh, I'm gonna get the cheesecake out of the fridge.

　　219

　　00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:37,500

　　天

　　我要下犹太人的地狱了[胃酸倒流]

　　Oh, Lord, I'm in Jewish hell.

　　220

　　00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,770

　　你看这个

　　Look at this.

　　221

　　00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:47,370

　　你觉得她这动作是真的呢

　　Do you think she's really doing that

　　222

　　00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:49,540

　　还是PS出来的

　　or is it PhotoShop?

　　223

　　00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,110

　　我很确定玛莎·斯图尔特绝对不会光着身子

　　I'm pretty sure Martha Stewart never got naked

　　224

　　00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:58,180

　　著名女企业家

　　曾因经济犯罪入狱

　　225

　　00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:58,180

　　和一屋子的日本大胖子呆在一起

　　with a room full of big, fat Japanese guys.

　　226

　　00:11:58,180 --> 00:12:00,710

　　你又不知道

　　You don't know that.

　　227

　　00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:03,750

　　监狱能改变一个人的

　　Prison changes people.

　　228

　　00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,270

　　你刚去哪儿了

　　Hey, where you been?

　　229

　　00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,480

　　跟你说了嘛

　　散步啊

　　I told you, walking.

　　230

　　00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,640

　　你散了一个半小时的步

　　For an hour and a half?

　　231

　　00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:14,010

　　我迷路了

　　I got lost.

　　232

　　00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:17,480

　　你怎么会迷路的

　　你的手机上有GPS啊

　　How could you get lost? Your phone has GPS.

　　233

　　00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:21,320

　　卫星出故障了

　　有太阳风暴

　　Satellites are down. Solar flares.

　　234

　　00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,720

　　这会儿没有太阳风暴

　　There are no solar flares right now.

　　235

　　00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,950

　　不对

　　有的

　　Yes, there are.

　　236

　　00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,320

　　老兄

　　我是搞天体物理的

　　Dude, I'm an astrophysicist.

　　237

　　00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,820

　　要是有太阳风暴的话

　　我绝对会知道

　　If there were solar flares, I'd be all up in it.

　　238

　　00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:31,860

　　抱歉

　　我说错了

　　I'm sorry. I misspoke.

　　239

　　00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:34,730

　　我刚才其实想说我手机没电了

　　What I meant to say was my battery died.

　　240

　　00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,900

　　他到底是怎么回事啊

　　What the hell was that about?

　　241

　　00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,370

　　不知道

　　I don't know.

　　242

　　00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:43,740

　　你觉得这真的是希拉里·克林顿在和欧普拉嘿咻吗

　　Do you think this is really Hillary Clinton doing it with Oprah?

　　243

　　00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:48,270

　　哦

　　我们真得给你找个小妞了

　　Oh, we really need to get you a girl.

　　244

　　00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,710

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard.

　　245

　　00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,080

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard.

　　246

　　00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,350

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard.

　　247

　　00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:58,780

　　滚进来吧

　　Oh, just come in!

　　248

　　00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:03,960

　　谢谢你这么痛快地让我进来了

　　Thanks for seeing me on such short notice.

　　249

　　00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:08,530

　　你想干嘛

　　谢尔顿

　　What do you want, Sheldon?

　　250

　　00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:11,200

　　可能现在不是时候

　　Maybe this isn't a good time.

　　251

　　00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,030

　　快说你干嘛吵醒我

　　不然我对天发誓我会杀了你

　　Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you.

　　252

　　00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:17,700

　　你真觉得用死亡威胁我

　　Do you really think death threats

　　253

　　00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,870

　　是展开谈话的恰当方式吗

　　are an appropriate way to begin this conversation?

　　254

　　00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:23,970

　　有时候

　　你的社交能力少得简直让我震惊

　　Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.

　　255

　　00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:28,040

　　你到底想干嘛

　　What do you want?

　　256

　　00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,240

　　你最好先坐下

　　You may want to sit down.

　　257

　　00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,050

　　我正躺着呢

　　I'm in bed!

　　258

　　00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,210

　　了解

　　Point taken.

　　259

　　00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,520

　　你最好先坐起来

　　You may want to sit up.

　　260

　　00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,250

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon!

　　261

　　00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:42,890

　　我一直在背着你见佩妮

　　I've been seeing Penny behind your back.

　　262

　　00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:53,330

　　好吧

　　Okay...

　　263

　　00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:58,230

　　你说你"见佩妮"

　　到底什么意思

　　When you say "seeing Penny," what exactly does that mean?

　　264

　　00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:00,500

　　我们昨晚一起吃晚餐了

　　We had dinner last night.

　　265

　　00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,470

　　她给我做了意粉加热狗丁

　　She made me spaghetti with little hot dogs cut up in it.

　　266

　　00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:05,340

　　虽然热狗丁很少

　　Well, little hot dog.

　　267

　　00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:08,340

　　因为还有五根热狗我都给那条真的狗狗吃了

　　I gave up the other five hot dogs to a real dog.

　　268

　　00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:09,680

　　很大只的真的狗狗

　　A real, big dog.

　　269

　　00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,610

　　是条该死的猎狗

　　A hell hound.

　　270

　　00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,310

　　我好像离题太远了

　　Tangential to the primary story.

　　271

　　00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,410

　　等下再绕回来说如何

　　How about I circle back to it?

　　272

　　00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,550

　　好

　　Fine.

　　273

　　00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:20,450

　　你为什么要跟佩妮一起晚餐

　　Why did you have dinner with Penny?

　　274

　　00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,550

　　我说过了

　　她做了意粉加热狗丁

　　I told you, she made spaghetti with little hot dogs.

　　275

　　00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,920

　　我喜欢吃意粉加热狗丁

　　I like spaghetti with little hot dogs.

　　276

　　00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,120

　　那你为什么还跟我们一起吃中餐

　　Then why did you have Chinese food with us?

　　277

　　00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,960

　　我是怕你不高兴

　　I didn't want to upset you.

　　278

　　00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,690

　　霍华德说得很清楚

　　我应该先效忠于

　　Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be

　　279

　　00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:36,860

　　男同志

　　而不是为钱卖身的女人们

　　to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.

　　280

　　00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,970

　　莫非他说的是

　　兄弟比妓女重要

　　Is it possible he said, "Bros before hos"?

　　281

　　00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,610

　　对

　　我改了下措辞

　　避免提到妓女这个词

　　Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the hos.

　　282

　　00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:52,950

　　谢尔顿

　　你跟佩妮做不做朋友我都无所谓

　　Sheldon, I don't care if you want to be friends with Penny.

　　283

　　00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:57,580

　　这么说

　　一直困扰我让我噩梦连连的

　　Oh. Well, so the emotional turmoil that's been keeping me

　　284

　　00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,620

　　这种情绪波动

　　真的是完全不应该啊

　　from achieving REM sleep was entirely unjustified?

　　285

　　00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,620

　　没错

　　Yes.

　　286

　　00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:06,190

　　要是我奶奶肯定会说

　　Well... then as my meemaw would say,

　　287

　　00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:09,490

　　我们在这宰猪待客

　　可居然没人想吃培根[都不领情]

　　"Looks like we butchered a pig, but nobody wanted bacon."

　　288

　　00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:13,430

　　我想是的

　　I guess not.

　　289

　　00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:16,330

　　现在

　　之前我承诺过的

　　那个题外话

　　And now, as promised, the tangent.

　　290

　　00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,770

　　谢尔顿大战猎狗记

　　Sheldon and the Hell Hound.

　　291

　　00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:22,630

　　或者说"谁动了我的热狗"

　　Or How I Lost My Hot Dogs.

　　292

　　00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,010

　　我还是回头再来吧

　　I, I can come back.

　　293

　　00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,510

　　别傻了

　　D-don't be silly.

　　294

　　00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:32,610

　　我们是邻居

　　We're neighbors.

　　295

　　00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:33,810

　　抬头不见低头见

　　We're going to run into each other.

　　296

　　00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:34,980

　　还是早点习惯的好

　　May as well get used to it.

　　297

　　00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:37,980

　　嗯

　　你说得对

　　Yeah, I guess you're right.

　　298

　　00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,190

　　你习惯了吗

　　You used to it yet?

　　299

　　00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:47,090

　　-还没

　　-我也是

　　- Nope. - Me neither.

　　300

　　00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,490

　　谢尔顿好像认为他跟你出去

　　Oh, Sheldon seemed to think that I would be upset

　　301

　　00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:52,630

　　我会不高兴

　　about you hanging out with him.

　　302

　　00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,160

　　我只是告诉你

　　没事的

　　But I just want you to know it's fine.

　　303

　　00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,360

　　太好了

　　因为他妈妈打电话给我了

　　Oh, oh, good, because, um, his mother called me.

　　304

　　00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,830

　　他妈妈

　　His mother?

　　305

　　00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:03,370

　　对

　　她想让我带他出去买床单和毛巾

　　Yeah, she wants me to take him shopping for sheets and towels.

　　306

　　00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:06,070

　　我本来打算带他去的

　　I was going to do that.

　　307

　　00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,270

　　是吗

　　那还是你带吧

　　Oh, well, then you... you do it.

　　308

　　00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,380

　　不

　　我根本就不想带

　　还是你来吧

　　No, I don't want to do it. You can do it.

　　309

　　00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:13,680

　　好

　　那你可以带他去买鞋

　　Okay, you can take him for shoes.

　　310

　　00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,750

　　我刚带他去买过鞋

　　I just took him for shoes.

　　311

　　00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,850

　　我只知道他说那鞋子挤脚

　　Well, all I know is he says they hurt his feet.

　　312

　　00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,590

　　好吧

　　下周六我会带他去买鞋

　　Fine. I'll take him for shoes next Saturday.

　　313

　　00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,650

　　不行不行

　　我们一帮同事

　　Oh, no, no, no-- a bunch of us from work

　　314

　　00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:28,060

　　下周六要去迪斯尼乐园

　　are going to Disneyland next Saturday

　　315

　　00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:29,420

　　谢尔顿也想一起去

　　and Sheldon wants to come.

　　316

　　00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:32,160

　　你们要带他去迪斯尼乐园

　　You're taking him to Disneyland?

　　317

　　00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,230

　　我讲电话订计划的时候他正好听到

　　Well, he heard me making plans on the phone.

　　318

　　00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:36,760

　　那我还能拒绝吗

　　Was I going to say "no"?

　　319

　　00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,060

　　好吧

　　All right.

　　320

　　00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,130

　　你们让他塞一堆垃圾食品前

　　记得先跟我说下

　　But let me know if you're going to stuff him with junk food.

　　321

　　00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:45,200

　　我可不想帮他打包回一顿美餐 结果只能浪费掉

　　I don't want to bring home a nice dinner for him and see it go to waste.

　　322

　　00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,040

　　我们是去迪斯尼乐园玩

　　We're going to Disneyland.

　　323

　　00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,810

　　他肯定会吃垃圾食品

　　He's going to eat junk food.

　　324

　　00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:53,110

　　我只是说

　　事先跟我打个招呼

　　All I'm saying is give me a heads-up.

　　325

　　00:16:53,