高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译19素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕19

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　　喘不过气了吗

　　Having a little trouble catching your breath there?

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　　不

　　不

　　我没事儿

　　No, no, I'm good.

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　　要是体育老师早告诉我刻苦训练是为了这个

　　If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for,

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　　我就会试着再努力点

　　I would have tried a lot harder.

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　　要么去做

　　要么放手

　　没有尝试一说

　　"Do or do not. There is no try."

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　　你刚引用了星战的台词吗

　　Did you just quote star wars?

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　　我引用的应该是《帝国反击战》的台词

　　I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.

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　　[星战第五部]

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　　老天爷

　　Oh, my God.

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　　我居然和一个能引用尤达大师的话的美女躺在一起

　　I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.

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　　[尤达：星战人物]

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　　我爱你

　　佩妮

　　I love you, Penny.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　不客气

　　You're welcome.

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　　我只是不吐不快而已

　　I just wanted to put that out there.

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　　不

　　我很高兴

　　Oh, yeah, no, I-I'm-I'm glad.

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　　那就好

　　Good.

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　　-高兴就好

　　-嗯

　　- Glad is good.

　　- Yeah.

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　　没手表

　　No, no...

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　　呃...已经很晚了

　　So, it's getting pretty late.

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　　-我们差不多该睡觉吧

　　-对

　　- We should probably go to sleep.

　　- Yeah.

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　　-对

　　-该睡了

　　- Okay.

　　- Yeah, probably.

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　　-晚安

　　亲爱的

　　-晚安

　　- Okay, good night, sweetie.

　　- Good night.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第十九集

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　　莱纳德

　　你对巨型蚂蚁这个问题持什么立场

　　Hey, Leonard, where do you come down on giant ants?

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　　谢尔顿说不可能有

　　Sheldon says impossible.

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　　霍华德和我都觉得不仅可能

　　Howard and I say not only possible,

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　　而且作为一种交通工具

　　比蝙蝠战车酷多了

　　but as a mode of transportation, way cooler than a Batmobile.

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　　[蝙蝠战车：蝙蝠侠的座驾]

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　　你忽视了平方/立方定律

　　You are ignoring the square-cube law.

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　　巨型蚂蚁会被 自身的骨骼重量压垮

　　The giant ant would be crushed under the weight of its own exoskeleton.

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　　而且准确来说

　　And for the record,

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　　真正酷的交通工具排名应该是

　　the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is:

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　　喷射背包

　　悬滑板

　　传送器

　　蝙蝠战车 然后才是巨型蚂蚁

　　jet pack, hoverboard, transporter, Batmobile, and then giant ant.

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　　[悬滑板引自《回到未来2》

　　传送器引自《星际迷航》]

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　　有没有搞错 你们就没别的事干

　　Seriously? You have nothing better to do

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　　只能坐在这里聊巨型蚂蚁存在的可能性吗

　　than sit around and discuss the possibility of giant ants?

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　　他怎么了

　　What's with him?

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　　估计他到了每月一次的敏感期了

　　Perhaps he's at a sensitive point in his monthly cycle.

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　　你是说他来大姨夫了[与Menstruating同音]

　　Are you saying he's man-strating?

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　　不是字面意义上的

　　Not literally.

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　　但早在十七世纪

　　But as far back as the 17th century,

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　　科学家就发现男性荷尔蒙水平 有个33天的波动周期

　　scientists observed a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.

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　　有意思

　　Interesting.

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　　难怪我每月中旬都会两眼泪汪汪

　　That might explain my weepy days in the middle of the month.

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　　你知道我在说什么

　　You know what I'm talking about.

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　　[潜台词: 别说得这么暧昧...]

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　　算了

　　不说巨型蚂蚁

　　Okay, forget giant ants.

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　　巨型兔子呢

　　How about giant rabbits?

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　　不管大小

　　我都不喜欢兔子

　　Big or small, I don't like rabbits.

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　　兔子总是看似很想说话

　　They always look like they're about to say something,

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　　但从来不开口

　　but they never do.

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　　兔子倒是有呼吸系统 支撑巨大的体型

　　Rabbits do have a respiratory system that would support great size.

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　　并且

　　兔子是少数哺乳动物中

　　And on a side note, they are one of the few mammals

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　　阴囊长在阴茎前的

　　whose scrotum is in front of the penis.

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　　也许这才是他们想谈论的

　　Maybe that's what they want to talk about.

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　　莱纳德

　　你对巨型兔子和阴囊位置 持啥态度

　　Leonard, where do you stand on giant rabbits and scrotal position?

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　　我一点都不在乎

　　I honestly don't care.

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　　是吗

　　Really?

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　　每次我们谈到不寻常的动物生殖器

　　Because every time we've talked about unusual animal genitals,

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　　你总会有些有力且富争议性的观点

　　you've always had some pretty strong and controversial opinions.

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　　你想让我说什么 我就是对这个没兴趣

　　What do you want from me? I just don't give a rat's ass.

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　　有没有巨型老鼠屁屁

　　Would that be a giant rat's ass?

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　　准确来说

　　巨型老鼠是有可能存在的

　　For the record, giant rats are possible.

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　　我们能不能说点别的

　　Can we please talk about something else?

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　　比如稍微跟我们生活有关 而且是地球上的东西

　　Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?

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　　这个话题怎么样

　　Okay, how about this for a topic:

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　　为什么莱纳德是个大混蛋

　　Why is Leonard being a giant douche?

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　　假设大混蛋有可能存在

　　Assuming giant douches are possible.

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　　当然有

　　Of course they are.

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　　莱纳德就是一个

　　Leonard's being one.

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　　说不定他和佩妮发生了"爱爱"口角

　　Maybe he's having a lover's spat with Penny.

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　　才怪

　　我们没吵架

　　No, there was no spat.

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　　但确实发生了点状况

　　Oh, but something happened.

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　　我不想谈这个

　　I don't want to talk about it.

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　　我觉得你想说

　　我不想听 失陪

　　But I sense you're going to and I don't want to hear about it. Excuse me.

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　　你干啥了

　　罗密欧

　　What'd you do, Romeo?

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　　往身上倒枫蜜

　　You pour maple syrup all over your body

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　　问她有没有性致玩3P

　　and ask her if she was in the mood for a short stack?

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　　你是不是穿她的内裤跳来跳去取悦她

　　Did you think it would be funny to put on a pair of her panties and jump around,

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　　结果却把她吓着了

　　but it wound up just creeping her out?

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　　什么

　　没有

　　What? No.

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　　我只是问问

　　老兄

　　I'm just asking, dude.

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　　没准儿呢[Raj深受其害]

　　It happens.

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　　你们参加今晚的保龄球赛吗

　　You guys still on for bowling tonight?

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　　当然参加

　　Oh, yes.

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　　我还准备了几句垃圾话呢

　　In fact, I've prepared some trash talk for the occasion.

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　　你打得跟你妈一个水准

　　You bowl like your mama.

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　　不过

　　如果她打得很好

　　Unless, of course, she bowls well.

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　　那就是

　　你打得跟你妈大相径庭

　　In which case, you bowl nothing like her.

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　　哦

　　唉哟

　　Oh. Ouch.

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　　这就是灼烈言辞的效果

　　That is what is referred to as a burn on you.

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　　你要求她滴蜡吗

　　Did you ask her to start waxing?

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　　没有

　　No.

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　　你滴蜡了

　　Did you start waxing?

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　　没有

　　No.

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　　是不是做爱时

　　While making love,

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　　你不小心拍了自己屁股

　　然后大声哭喊"妈咪"

　　did you accidentally spank your own ass and cry out, "Mommy"?

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　　我懒得理你们

　　I'm walking away from you now.

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　　他没否定哎

　　That wasn't a no.

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　　看来我们猜得越来越靠谱儿了

　　Yeah, I think we're getting close.

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　　你是在跟她上床的时候

　　Did you take a Benadryl

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　　吃了片苯海拉明(此药会造成昏昏欲睡)然后睡着了么

　　and fall asleep while pleasuring her?

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　　你可能会因此丢了小命儿哎

　　Because you can die that way.

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　　牡丹花下死

　　做鬼也风流啊

　　Oh, that would be a good way to go.

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　　-嗨

　　-嗨

　　- Hi.

　　- Oh, hey.

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　　太好了

　　佩妮 友情提示

　　今晚7点

　　保龄之夜

　　Good, Penny. Reminder: bowling tonight at 7:00.

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　　噢对

　　保龄

　　Oh, right, bowling.

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　　你要是不想来也不用勉强

　　You don't have to come if you don't want to.

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　　不会啊

　　没那回事儿

　　No, no, it's okay.

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　　说实话

　　没我的话你们指定输得巨惨

　　I mean, let's face it, you guys would get creamed without me.

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　　确实

　　We would indeed.

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　　就此特殊情况来看

　　In this particular case,

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　　你纯爷们儿的气质对我们十分有利

　　your lack of femininity works to our advantage.

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　　跟你聊天总是这么开心

　　谢尔顿

　　It's always nice chatting with you, Sheldon.

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　　是讽刺吗

　　Sarcasm?

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　　是毫不掩饰的轻视你

　　Thinly veiled contempt.

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　　-别忘了

　　7点

　　-知道啦

　　- Remember: 7:00.

　　- Got it.

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　　-是太平洋夏令时

　　-咋着吧

　　- Pacific Daylight time! - Bite me!

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　　请把这纯爷们儿的气场发挥在赛场上吧

　　Please reserve that butch spirit for the lanes.

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　　你不是要带自己的保龄球鞋来吗

　　I thought you were bringing your own bowling shoes.

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　　这双就是我自己的啊

　　These are my own bowling shoes.

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　　那你还消什么毒啊

　　Then what's with the disinfectant?

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　　我脚踩过啥地方我知道

　　I know where my feet have been.

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　　嗨

　　佩妮

　　Hey, Penny!

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　　还有各位路人

　　And you guys.

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　　阿尔比诺·鲍勃不能来了 所以我带了个替补来

　　Albino Bob couldn't make it, so I brought a substitute.

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　　相信你们中有人认识他 威尔·惠顿 (《星际迷航》中的演员)

　　I believe some of you know wil Wheaton.

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　　嗨

　　谢尔顿

　　近来如何啊

　　Hi, Sheldon. How's it going?

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　　哎哟哟 这不是威尔·惠顿嘛

　　Well, well, well. If it isn't Wil Wheaton,

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　　我家蜘蛛侠的敌人

　　绿魔

　　the Green Goblin to my Spider-Man.

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　　我家伽利略的对头

　　教皇保罗五世

　　the Pope Paul V to my Galileo,

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　　我家火狐的对手

　　IE浏览器

　　the Internet Explorer to my Firefox.

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　　我上次纸牌锦标赛赢了你 你不会还怀恨在心呢吧

　　You're not still carrying a grudge because I beat you at that card tournament, are you?

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　　我可是"臭威尔惠顿" 企业网站

　　互联网站和机构网站的所有人

　　I'm the proud owner of wilwheatonstinks.com, .net, and .org.

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　　知道这说明什么吗

　　What does that tell you?

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　　这说明你无时无刻都在想着我

　　It tells me that I am living rent-free right here.

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　　准备好比赛了么

　　You ready to bowl?

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　　当然准备好了

　　Oh, I'm ready.

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　　我不知道斯图尔特有没有告诉你 今晚你的对手是谁

　　I don't know if Stuart told you what you're up against tonight,

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　　不过站在你面前的人就是

　　but before you stands the co-captain of the

　　142

　　00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:59,490

　　东德克萨斯州青年基督徒圣保龄同盟会 冠军队的联盟队长

　　East Texas Christian Youth Holy Roller Bowling League championship team.

　　143

　　00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:02,720

　　7到12岁参赛组

　　Seven- to 12-year-old division.

　　144

　　00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,220

　　佩妮打得也不错

　　Also, Penny's pretty good.

　　145

　　00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:10,720

　　很好

　　那放马来吧

　　Great. Then it's on.

　　146

　　00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:17,060

　　愚蠢的威尔·惠顿

　　战火就没灭过

　　Oh, foolish Wil Wheaton, it was never off.

　　147

　　00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,890

　　好的

　　Yes!

　　148

　　00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:23,220

　　常见的补中

　　A common spare.

　　149

　　00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:26,460

　　保龄赛会上的"特工佳丽"

　　The Miss Congeniality of the bowling pageant.

　　150

　　00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:28,060

　　在你登陆推特

　　Before you jump on Twitter

　　151

　　00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,990

　　然后吹嘘自己那可以无视的成就之前

　　to tout your modest accomplishment,

　　152

　　00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:32,160

　　看看什么叫真正的高手

　　watch how it's really done.

　　153

　　00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:35,020

　　吾乃此球

　　I am the ball.

　　154

　　00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,620

　　吾念乃其念

　　My thoughts are its thoughts.

　　155

　　00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:41,460

　　其洞乃吾洞

　　Its holes are my holes.

　　156

　　00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:50,960

　　好的

　　Yes.

　　157

　　00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,390

　　推特这个吧

　　推特鸟

　　Tweet that, Tweety Bird.

　　158

　　00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:58,260

　　我只想跟你说 我是你的粉丝

　　Hey, I just wanted to tell you i'm a big fan.

　　159

　　00:08:58,260 --> 00:08:59,690

　　谢了

　　Oh, thanks.

　　160

　　00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,820

　　你肯定被《星际迷航》的问题问得想吐了

　　I'm sure you're probably sick of Star Trek questions,

　　161

　　00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:05,090

　　不过乌比·戈德堡

　　你有没那个啊

　　but Whoopi Goldberg-- you ever hit that?

　　162

　　00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:10,890

　　啤酒啊

　　Ah, beer.

　　163

　　00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:14,290

　　能让这个可怜害羞的印度男孩

　　The magic elixir that can turn this poor, shy Indian boy

　　164

　　00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:17,360

　　成为耀眼人物的神奇药剂

　　into the life of the party.

　　165

　　00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,420

　　好耶

　　Oh, yeah.

　　166

　　00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:26,520

　　吃辣味奶酪薯条吗

　　Chili cheese fry?

　　167

　　00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,120

　　好啊

　　我爱辣味奶酪薯条

　　Yes. I love chili cheese fries.

　　168

　　00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,690

　　真的

　　你爱吃啊

　　Really? You love them?

　　169

　　00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:31,680

　　是啊

　　怎么了

　　Yeah, why?

　　170

　　00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:36,990

　　没事啊

　　只是很高兴听到 你对表达爱意毫无障碍

　　No reason. I'm just glad to hear you're comfortable saying you love something.

　　171

　　00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:40,090

　　你真的想现在谈这事儿吗

　　Do you really want to get into this right now?

　　172

　　00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:41,160

　　谈啥事儿

　　Get into what?

　　173

　　00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,260

　　你怎么会不爱吃辣味奶酪薯条呢

　　Why wouldn't you love the chili cheese fries?

　　174

　　00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:45,390

　　这么多年你一直都在吃

　　They've been in your life a long time.

　　175

　　00:09:45,390 --> 00:09:48,690

　　它们让你心情大好

　　它们应该知道你对它们的爱

　　They make you happy. They deserve to know.

　　176

　　00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:53,540

　　昨晚我只是被你吓到了

　　我不知道说什么好

　　Look, you just caught me by surprise last night. I didn't know what to say.

　　177

　　00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:55,690

　　好

　　到现在给你的思考时间够久了吧

　　Okay, well, now you've had some time to think about it.

　　178

　　00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:56,960

　　那你想说什么

　　So, what do you want to say?

　　179

　　00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,090

　　我不确定

　　I'm not sure.

　　180

　　00:09:58,090 --> 00:09:59,260

　　你怎么会不确定

　　How can you not be sure?

　　181

　　00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:01,620

　　在这谈论这事儿不太合适

　　Okay, this isn't the place to have this conversation.

　　182

　　00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,460

　　对啊

　　合适的地方是在床上

　　No, the place to have the conversation was in bed

　　183

　　00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,790

　　在我说了"我爱你"

　　after I said, "I love you"

　　184

　　00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:07,790

　　你说"谢谢

　　晚安"之后

　　and you said, "Thank you. Good night."

　　185

　　00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:09,780

　　别逼我

　　莱纳德

　　Don't push it, Leonard.

　　186

　　00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,860

　　-我没逼你

　　-你逼我了

　　- I am not pushing anything.

　　- You are.

　　187

　　00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:15,090

　　你没权利决定我什么时候准备好说"我爱你"

　　You don't get to decide when I'm ready to say "I love you!"

　　188

　　00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:23,190

　　原来是过早的告白问题

　　Ah, the premature "I love you."

　　189

　　00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:26,190

　　我猜的是过"早"的问题

　　算对吗

　　I guessed "premature." Does that count?

　　190

　　00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,200

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　191

　　00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,900

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　192

　　00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,900

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　193

　　00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:41,390

　　干嘛

　　What?

　　194

　　00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,360

　　给你的

　　This is for you.

　　195

　　00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,020

　　冰淇淋

　　Ice cream?

　　196

　　00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:49,190

　　我通过研读连环画《凯西》[一部讲述女人生活的漫画]

　　I've been familiarizing myself with female emotional crises.

　　197

　　00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,260

　　努力想要熟悉雌性生物的感情危机

　　by studying the comic strip Cathy.

　　198

　　00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:59,360

　　她一沮丧就会说"日"

　　然后吃冰淇淋

　　When she's upset, she says, "Ack!" and eats ice cream.

　　199

　　00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,630

　　日啊

　　Ack!

　　200

　　00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:10,500

　　你要是只猫

　　我就给你带千层面了

　　If you were a cat, I would have brought you a lasagna.

　　201

　　00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:14,160

　　是莱纳德让你来的吗

　　Did Leonard send you over here?

　　202

　　00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,880

　　不

　　自从你昨晚突然离开 我们还没说过话

　　No, we haven't spoken since your abrupt departure last night

　　203

　　00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:21,560

　　害得我们昨天输给斯图尔特和他那卑鄙的参赛者威尔·惠顿

　　caused us to forfeit to Stuart and his dastardly ringer Wil Wheaton.

　　204

　　00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,870

　　为此我很抱歉

　　Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

　　205

　　00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:26,520

　　我毫不自豪地承认昨天我是哭着睡着的

　　I'm not too proud to admit that I cried myself to sleep.

　　206

　　00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,300

　　再次说声抱歉

　　Again, I'm sorry.

　　207

　　00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,720

　　让我来告诉你吧

　　And let me tell you, sleep did not

　　208

　　00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,790

　　有莱纳德在隔壁嘶吼摇滚歌手莫莉莎的歌

　　come easily with Leonard in the next room

　　209

　　00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,060

　　你就很难睡着了

　　singing along with Alanis Morrisette.

　　210

　　00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,790

　　你开玩笑吧

　　You're kidding.

　　211

　　00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,900

　　不

　　很显然某位来大姨夫的也急需冰淇淋来解闷

　　No. Clearly another woman in dire need of ice cream.

　　212

　　00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:45,750

　　好吧

　　谢尔顿 有没有什么安慰点的消息

　　All right, Sheldon, what part of this is supposed to make me feel better?

　　213

　　00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,820

　　关于这一点 我自行决定了来一场复赛

　　The part where I tell you i've engineered a rematch

　　214

　　00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:51,120

　　今晚重新对战斯图尔特他们

　　with Stuart's team for tonight.

　　215

　　00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:53,020

　　亲爱的

　　我不知道

　　Oh, honey, I don't know.

　　216

　　00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:55,260

　　现在和莱纳德在一起感觉怪怪的

　　Things are a little weird with Leonard right now.

　　217

　　00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,420

　　你想让我把他踢出去吗

　　You want me to remove him from the team?

　　218

　　00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,220

　　我是队长

　　我说了算

　　I'm the captain. I can do that.

　　219

　　00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:01,850

　　不

　　没关系

　　No, no, that's okay.

　　220

　　00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:04,420

　　我去和他谈谈

　　回来再找你吧

　　Just let me talk to him, and I'll get back to you.

　　221

　　00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:07,150

　　你准备什么时候找他谈

　　When are you going to talk to him?

　　222

　　00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,450

　　不知道

　　I don't know.

　　223

　　00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,750

　　他在洗衣房

　　现在去正好

　　He's in the laundry room now. Now would be a good time.

　　224

　　00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,950

　　我不去你就一直烦我烦到死对吧

　　You're n gonna leave me alone until I do it, are you?

　　225

　　00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,600

　　哎呀

　　这还用问吗

　　Oh, I think we both know the answer to that question.

　　226

　　00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:26,020

　　我觉得我们应该谈谈

　　I think we should talk now.

　　227

　　00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:28,720

　　什么

　　不

　　没事

　　Wha...? No, it's okay.

　　228

　　00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:31,320

　　我们不用谈

　　也没什么可谈

　　We don't have to talk 'cause there's nothing to talk about.

　　229

　　00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,350

　　一切都好

　　Everything's good.

　　230

　　00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,550

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　231

　　00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,090

　　那你生气不是因为

　　So, you didn't get all snarky

　　232

　　00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,420

　　我对一碗辣味薯条说了句好话

　　'cause I said something nice to a bowl of chili fries?

　　233

　　00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:41,520

　　好吧

　　也许我反应过激了

　　All right, maybe I overreacted.

　　234

　　00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:44,950

　　我们俩感情上不太同步

　　那又如何

　　So we're in two different places emotionally. So what?

　　235

　　00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,920

　　或许我比你快了一点

　　没关系

　　And maybe I'm a little ahead of you. That's fine.

　　236

　　00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:50,720

　　其实很合理

　　面对现实

　　In fact, it makes sense, 'cause let's face it,

　　237

　　00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:54,000

　　我爱你比你爱我多了整整两年

　　I've been in this relationship two years longer than you.

　　238

　　00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:58,950

　　莱纳德

　　你要知道我很在乎你

　　Look, Leonard, you have to know how much I care about you.

　　239

　　00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,850

　　可我以前就是太早说"爱你"

　　It's just that I've said the "L" word

　　240

　　00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:04,120

　　结果都不欢而散

　　too soon before, and it didn't work out very well.

　　241

　　00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,750

　　是吗

　　Really?

　　242

　　00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,320

　　不知道那是什么情形

　　I wouldn't know what that's like.

　　243

　　00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,650

　　对不起

　　I'm sorry.

　　244

　　00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:10,620

　　但你明白我的意思

　　You know what I'm talking about, though.

　　245

　　00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:11,590

　　我明白

　　Yeah, I do.

　　246

　　00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,020

　　我们和好了吗

　　So, we're good?

　　247

　　00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:16,620

　　对

　　我就是这个意思

　　Yes, that's what I'm telling you.

　　248

　　00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,850

　　我们很好

　　好得不得了

　　We are good. We are great.

　　249

　　00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,950

　　太好了

　　栅栏已补

　　误会已清

　　All right! Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.

　　250

　　00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,400

　　去打保龄球吧

　　Time to bowl!

　　251

　　00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,890

　　对

　　我刚刚在偷听

　　Yes, I was eavesdropping.

　　252

　　00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,030

　　因为赌注太大了

　　There's a lot at stake here.

　　253

　　00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:32,290

　　注意

　　选手们

　　Attention, all bowlers:

　　254

　　00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:36,100

　　我强制要求穿这个参加我们的复赛

　　I've taken the liberty of having these made for our rematch.

　　255

　　00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,250

　　"卫斯理·柯洛夏斯"

　　"The Wesley Crushers"?

　　256

　　00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:40,650

　　不是指卫斯理·柯洛夏斯

　　No, not The Wesley Crushers.

　　257

　　00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:42,890

　　而是卫斯理碾碎者

　　The Wesley Crushers.

　　258

　　00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,020

　　我不明白

　　I don't get it.

　　259

　　00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:45,250

　　卫斯理·柯洛夏是

　　Wesley Crusher was

　　260

　　00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:48,120

　　威尔·惠顿在《星际迷航》里扮演的角色

　　Wil Wheaton's character on Star Trek.

　　261

　　00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,350

　　还是不明白

　　Still don't get it.

　　262

　　00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,720

　　这是个极其巧妙的双关语

　　It's a blindingly clever play on words.

　　263

　　00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:54,390

　　在他所饰演的角色名后面加个复数

　　By appropriating his character's name and adding the S,

　　264

　　00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:59,360

　　暗示着我们将是彻底终结卫斯理的人

　　we imply that we we'll be the crushers of Wesley.

　　265

　　00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,650

　　好吧

　　抱歉亲爱的

　　Okay, I'm sorry, honey,

　　266

　　00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,920

　　但你这样写

　　看起来就好像有好多粉丝

　　but The Wesley Crushers sounds like a bunch of people

　　267

　　00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,090

　　喜欢卫斯理·柯洛夏

　　who like Wesley Crusher.

　　268

　　00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,290

　　不

　　再次强调

　　不是卫斯理·柯洛夏粉丝群

　　No! Again, it's not the Wesley Crushers.

　　269

　　00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,160

　　而是卫斯理·柯洛夏终结者

　　It's the Wesley Crushers.

　　270

　　00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:14,590

　　如果你想表示

　　你将彻底打败卫斯理

　　No, if you want it to mean you're crushing Wesley,

　　271

　　00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,690

　　就该直接写

　　打倒卫斯理·柯洛夏

　　it'd be the Wesley Crushers.

　　272

　　00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,120

　　听听你们说的什么胡话

　　Do you people even hear yourselves?

　　273

　　00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,790

　　这不是什么卫斯理·柯洛夏斯

　　It's not The Wesley Crushers.

　　274

　　00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,120

　　也不是卫斯理粉丝群

　　It's not The Wesley Crushers.

　　275

　　00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:23,650

　　而是卫斯理终结者

　　It's The Wesley Crushers.

　　276

　　00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:24,750

　　看哪

　　Hey, look.

　　277

　　00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,930

　　他们那队是以我名字命名的

　　They named their team after me.

　　278

　　00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,150

　　不

　　这才不是...

　　No, it's not the...

　　279

　　00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,130

　　算了

　　Never mind.

　　280

　　00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:37,120

　　好了

　　都清楚打赌内容和赌注了

　　So, we're all clear on the bet and the stakes?

　　281

　　00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:39,890

　　当然

　　输的一方将接受公开羞辱

　　Oh, yes. The losers will be publicly humiliated

　　282

　　00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:42,150

　　具体方式由胜者选定

　　in a fashion to be chosen by the victor.

　　283

　　00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:46,020

　　告诉你

　　我准备让你们发表篇科学论文

　　FYI: I plan on having you publish a scientific paper

　　284

　　00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:46,020

　　指Immanuel Velikovsky关于金星大气的假设

　　285

　　00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:49,930

　　详细说明维利科夫斯基那荒谬的假设

　　expounding the discredited Velikovsky hypothesis.

　　286

　　00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,260

　　再次唉哟

　　Ouch again.

　　287

　　00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,230

　　你好

　　谢尔顿

　　Hey, Sheldon,

　　288

　　00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,390

　　我只想告诉你

　　I just wanted you to know

　　289

　　00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,420

　　我热切期盼着打得你一败涂地

　　that I'm really looking forward to wiping the floor with you.

　　290

　　00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:01,690

　　真的吗

　　Oh, yes?

　　291

　　00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:05,320

　　回应你之前

　　我先问你个问题

　　Well, before I respond, let me a you a question.

　　292

　　00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:08,660

　　你妈妈保龄球打得好不好

　　Is your mother a good or poor bowler?

　　293

　　00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,160

　　你先

　　After you.

　　294

　　00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,270

　　不

　　你先

　　No, after you...

　　295

　　00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:22,400

　　因为我们准备终结你

　　卫斯理

　　as we are

　　currently crushing you, Wesley.

　　296

　　00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:28,830

　　右边球道的选手先投

　　这是种习惯

　　It's customary for the player on the right-hand lane to bowl first.

　　297

　　00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,130

　　好吧

　　All right.

　　298

　　00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,590

　　只是种习惯

　　并非规则

　　It's a custom, not a rule.

　　299

　　00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,950

　　我真鄙视你

　　I so loathe you.

　　300

　　00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,020

　　就是这样

　　谢尔顿

　　That's right, Sheldon.

　　301

　　00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,660

　　要学会接受社会阴暗面

　　Embrace the dark side.

　　302

　　00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:54,630

　　你根本没权利跟我这么说

　　That's not even from your franchise!

　　303

　　00:15:55,200 --> 00:16:00,620

　　我想让你知道 即使我们是对立一方

　　I, um, I want you to know that even though we're on opposite sides,

　　304

　　00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,850

　　我始终对你并无恶意

　　I, I bear you no ill will.

　　305

　　00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:05,630

　　谢谢

　　斯图尔特

　　很高兴知道这点

　　Thank you, Stuart. It's nice to know.

　　306

　　00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:09,790

　　对立双方的人 往往都关系非常好

　　People from opposite sides often have good relationships.

　　307

　　00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,490

　　比如

　　罗密欧与朱丽叶

　　You know, Romeo and Juliet...

　　308

　　00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,220

　　《西区故事》里的托尼和玛利亚

　　Tony and Maria from West Side Story,

　　309

　　00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:19,630

　　《阿凡达》里那个谁和那大蓝妞

　　what's-his-name and the big blue chick in Avatar.

　　310

　　00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:22,860

　　我要去掷球了

　　I'm gonna bowl now.

　　311

　　00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,320

　　人球合一

　　霍华德

　　Be the ball, Howard.

　　312

　　00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:30,200

　　别烦我

　　谢尔顿

　　Leave me alone, Sheldon.

　　313

　　00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,230

　　你没做到人球合一

　　You weren't the ball.

　　314

　　00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,8