高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译12素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕12

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　　看咱哥俩

　　准备好去奔赴四人有约

　　Look at us, getting ready for a double date

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　　并且她们以名副其实的女朋友身份

　　With actual women who publicly acknowledge

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　　光明正大的来约会

　　They're our girlfriends.

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　　没错

　　真女人最赞

　　Yes, actual women are the best.

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　　我就不明白了

　　I don't understand.

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　　难道还有其他种类的女人

　　What other kind of women are there?

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　　霍华德

　　人造女性是属于你的研究部门的

　　Howard, artificial women are your department.

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　　你要接这个茬吗

　　You want to take this?

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　　才不咧

　　那会吓坏他的

　　No, it would just freak him out.

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　　听着

　　在出发之前

　　Listen, before we leave,

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　　我要警告你

　　我是个热情的男人

　　I should warn you, I'm a passionate man

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　　倾向于公开地表达我炙热的感情

　　And I tend towards public displays of affection.

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　　你到底想说什么啊

　　霍华德

　　What are you trying to tell me, Howard?

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　　我会在车里或餐厅里缠绵一下

　　There might be some making out in the car or the restaurant,

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　　而且我不想让伯纳黛特感到不安

　　And I don't want Bernadette to feel uncomfortable,

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　　所以如果你和佩妮也打啵儿的话会有所帮助的

　　So it would help if you and Penny made out, too.

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　　别担心

　　Don't worry.

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　　我们正打算在沙拉吧上云雨一番咧

　　We're planning to have sex right on the salad bar.

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　　晚上好

　　白种人

　　Namaste, white people.

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　　好消息

　　Good news!

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　　我租到了四小时特别版的《守望者》

　　I rented us the four-hour edition of Watchmen.

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　　-我有了

　　-看过了

　　- Got it.

　　- Seen it.

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　　我的详细分析已经发到网上了

　　Detailed analysis posted online.

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　　那...我们今晚干嘛

　　Well, then what are we going to do tonight?

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　　不好意思哈

　　拉杰

　　Uh, sorry, Raj.

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　　我和霍华德要与

　　Howard and I are going out to dinner

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　　-佩妮和伯纳黛特共进晚餐

　　-没错

　　- With penny and bernadette.

　　- Yeah.

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　　我和莱纳德告别无忧无虑的单身生活了

　　No more carefree bachelor nights for me and Leonard.

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　　咱这两匹野马算是彻底从良了

　　These broncos have been saddled.

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　　我们是怎么勾到真正的女人的

　　How did we get actual women?

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　　真棒

　　Great.

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　　难道他们就这么见色忘义

　　They get girlfriends, and they just abandon us?

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　　这很好哇

　　不是吗

　　It is great, isn't it?

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　　-一个美妙的夜晚就在前方

　　-是吗

　　- We have a wonderful evening ahead of us.

　　- We do?

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　　那是

　　我才发现我没有

　　Oh, yes. I just discovered I don't have

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　　足够的硬盘空间分配给Linux系统

　　Enough room ony hard drive for a Linux partition,

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　　所以你和我要做一份全套备份

　　So you and I are going to perform a full backup,

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　　初始化然后重装我的所有操作系统

　　Reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems.

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　　我才不想做那个咧

　　I don't want to do that.

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　　好吧

　　All right.

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　　那我要做一份全套备份

　　Well, I'm going to perform full backup,

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　　初始化然后重装我的所有操作系统

　　Reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems.

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　　那我呢

　　What about me

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　　嗯...我刚了解到有好几种类型的人造女性

　　Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women.

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　　也许你应该关注一下那方面

　　Maybe you should look into that.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第十二集

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　　老兄

　　今晚有太多很酷的事情

　　Dude, there's so many cool things

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　　等着我们去玩呢

　　看

　　We could be doing tonight. Look.

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　　在幽谷拱廊商场

　　At the glendale galleria,

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　　"穿上你最正的阻特装

　　"Put on your best zoot suit

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　　40年代流行爵士音乐迷所穿上衣过膝

　　宽肩

　　裤子肥大裤口狭窄的服装

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　　在梅西百货附近的中央广场向摇摆音乐致敬

　　"It's a salute to swing music in the center court near macy's.

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　　晚五点到九点

　　5 p.M. To 9 p.M."

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　　怎么样

　　如何

　　Huh? Huh?

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　　向阻特装的致敬

　　A salute to zoot.

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　　听起来像是猫头鹰

　　Sounds like a hoot.

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　　不好意思

　　拉杰

　　I'm sorry, Raj,

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　　我今晚没有向任何类型服装致敬的欲望

　　I have no desire to salute any article of clothing tonight.

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　　更何况这还涉及到四十年代的种族暴乱

　　Much less one that's linked to race riots in the 1940s.

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　　种族暴乱

　　Race riots?

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　　阻特装暴动

　　The zoot suit riots.

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　　啊哈

　　Oh.

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　　我一直以为那是什么圣诞节后的减价活动

　　I always thought that was some sort of after-christmas sale.

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　　那为什么不单纯地到拱廊商场散散步呢

　　Well, then why don't we just go to the galleria and walk around?

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　　我又不需要那里面的东西

　　But I don't need anything at the galleria.

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　　你在拱廊商场有何需求

　　Do you need anything at the galleria?

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　　没

　　我们就随便走走看看怎么回事而已

　　No. We would just walk around and see what's what.

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　　这在语义上是个无效的句子

　　That's a semantically null sentence.

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　　那好吧

　　嗯...那这个如何

　　Okay, well, how about this?

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　　大学网站上的

　　From the university web site:

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　　晚七点到十点

　　诺顿厅多功能室

　　7 p.M To 10:00 p.M., Norton hall multipurpose room,

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　　"理科与文科的

　　"Mixer for grad student and faculty

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　　研究生和教员联谊

　　of the science and humanities departments.

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　　"不论你是分解原子还是分解不定式

　　"Whether you split atoms or infinitives,

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　　这是你必到的聚会

　　This is the place to be."

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　　这当然是很幽默 但...

　　Well, that's certainly amusing, but...

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　　但我没兴趣

　　I have no interest.

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　　别这样

　　谢尔顿

　　Come on, Sheldon,

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　　这个世界上充满了在室外活动的人

　　The world is filled with people doing things outside.

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　　我们出去吧

　　Let's go outside.

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　　外面多美好

　　Outside is good.

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　　要是外面这么美好

　　那为什么人类花费上千年

　　Outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years

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　　来完美内部装饰

　　Trying to perfect inside?

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　　我咋知道

　　也许是营销计划

　　I don't know, it's a marketing scheme.

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　　拜托

　　谢尔顿

　　我是个年轻的

　　Please, Sheldon, I'm a young,

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　　来自他乡的"刚健的"纯爷们儿访客

　　Virile visitor from a foreign land

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　　我需要炫耀下我的"宝贝"

　　And I need to strut my stuff.

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　　那我提供个妥协方案

　　Let me offer you a compromise.

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　　当我感到憋闷

　　想换换视野的时候

　　Sometimes when I feel stifled and want a change of scenery,

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　　我会利用我的想象力

　　I use my imagination.

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　　天

　　来了

　　Oh, boy.

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　　我最爱探访的地方之一

　　One of my favorite places

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　　就是二维世界

　　To visit is the two dimensional world

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　　在爱德温·艾伯特的数学幻想小说

　　Described in Edwin Abbott's mathematal fantasy,

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　　《平地》里有描述过

　　"Flatland."

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　　我才不想去平地

　　I don't want to go to flatland.

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　　你这么说只是因为你还没去过那里

　　You're only saying that becae you haven't been there.

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　　我现在是二维空间里的一个六边形

　　I am now a hexagon in two-dimensional space

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　　并且只能感知其他物体的边缘

　　And can only perceive the edges of other objects.

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　　见鬼咧

　　Oy.

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　　那是你吗

　　拉杰

　　Is that you, Raj?

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　　我认不出你的边缘

　　I don't recognize your edge.

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　　谢尔顿

　　我求你了

　　Sheldon, I'm begging you.

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　　我想参加这个联谊

　　而且不想一个人去

　　I want to go to this mixer, and I don't want to go alone.

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　　那你就走运了

　　Well, you're in luck.

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　　在平地上正有一个联谊

　　There's a mixer here in flatland

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　　看啊

　　那边有条性感的线段

　　Oh, look, the's a sexually attractive line segment

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　　在埃德温的小说里线段是女性

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　　你应该跟她搭讪

　　You should chat her up.

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　　-什么?

　　-告诉她你是一个圆

　　- What?

　　- Tell her you're a circle.

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　　平地上的女孩子都喜欢圆

　　Flatland gals are all hot for circles.

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　　伯纳黛特

　　我希望你现在有胃口

　　I hope you're hungry, beadette.

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　　我们要去一家很棒的餐厅

　　We're going to a terrific restaurant.

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　　噢

　　我快饿死了

　　Oh, yeah, I'm starved.

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　　花了一整天的时间在生物实验室

　　When you spend all day in a bio-lab,

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　　观察食肉细菌如何吃掉小型啮齿类动物

　　Watching flesh-eating bacteria skeletonize small rodents,

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　　真的让人胃口大开

　　It really works up an appetite.

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　　这个女人喜欢食肉细菌

　　Flesh-eating bacteria.

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　　但我还是想吻她

　　And yet, I still want to kiss this woman.

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　　这说明什么?

　　What does that tell you?

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　　为了上她二垒这个极小的可能性

　　That you'd be willing to die a horrible death

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　　你愿意尸骨无存地死去?

　　On the off-chance you'd get to second base?

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　　我们已经远不止是二垒的关系了

　　Oh, we're way past second base.

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　　对吧

　　亲爱的?

　　Right, Howard?

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　　虽然我们对各垒的位置

　　Well, we kind of disagree

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　　有些分歧

　　About what the bases are.

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　　佩妮

　　你工作怎么样?

　　How's your work going, penny?

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　　有参加什么表演吗?

　　Any acting jobs?

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　　我最近的一个大型表演是

　　Well, the last big thing I did was this production

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　　在一家保龄球馆上的剧场演出安妮日记

　　Of Diary of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.

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　　但我觉得我的转机马上要来了

　　But I think things might be turning around pretty soon.

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　　太好了

　　怎么回事?

　　Great. How come?

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　　答应我你不会嘲笑我

　　Well, promise you won't make fun of me.

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　　当然

　　我永远不会嘲笑你

　　Of course, I would never make fun of you.

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　　好吧

　　Okay.

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　　一个通灵师告诉我

　　如果我剪了头发

　　Well, I went to this psychic who told me that if I cut my hair,

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　　我就能出演一个全国性的广告

　　I'm going to get a national commercial.

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　　什...

　　开玩笑呢吧?

　　Wh... seriously?

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　　你去找通灵师要职业建议?

　　You're getting career advice from a psychic?

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　　好一个永远不嘲笑她

　　Good job not making fun of her.

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　　她跟那些骗子不同的

　　好不好

　　She's not one of those phonies, okay.

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　　她写了本书

　　还有自己的网站

　　She wrote a book and has her own web site.

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　　噢

　　你干吗不早说?

　　Oh, gee, why didn't you say so?

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　　又不是人人都有资格申请网站的

　　They don't let just anyone have a web site.

　　145

　　00:06:22,930 --> 00:06:25,930

　　-你干吗这么刻薄?

　　-你觉得奇怪?

　　- Why are you being such a jerk?

　　- You're surprised?

　　146

　　00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:28,500

　　你的通灵师没告诉你我会变得很刻薄?

　　Your psychic tell you I was going to be a jerk?

　　147

　　00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,210

　　去死吧

　　Bite me.

　　148

　　00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,460

　　开玩笑嘛

　　佩妮

　　Come on, penny.

　　149

　　00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,160

　　你们俩继续吵你们

　　Why don't you kids go ahead and chat?

　　150

　　00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,350

　　我们要在后面亲热一会儿

　　We're gonna make out back here.

　　151

　　00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:43,350

　　我要上你三垒了

　　I'm sliding into third.

　　152

　　00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,670

　　谢谢你陪我来

　　Thanks for coming with me.

　　153

　　00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:49,330

　　谢谢你给我

　　Thanks for giving me

　　154

　　00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:52,300

　　限量版的绿灯侠能量灯

　　Your limited edition green lantern lantern.

　　155

　　00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:54,820

　　你非得带上它不可吗?

　　Did you really have to bring it in with you?

　　156

　　00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:58,080

　　如果恶魔来袭

　　但我的戒指又没了能量怎么办?

　　What if evil strikes and my power ring runs low?

　　157

　　00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,760

　　-来吧

　　我们去喝一杯

　　-我不喝酒

　　- Come on, let's get a drink.

　　- I don't drink.

　　158

　　00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:05,640

　　我要喝酒

　　Yeah, well I do.

　　159

　　00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,990

　　而且我的泡妞伙伴带着台能量灯

　　And when my wingman is carrying a green lantern lantern,

　　160

　　00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:09,650

　　我得喝得更多

　　I drink a lot.

　　161

　　00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,770

　　请给我一杯伏特加橙汁鸡尾酒

　　I'll have a screwdriver, please.

　　162

　　00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:13,590

　　别吝啬你的伏特加

　　Don't be chintzy with the screw.

　　163

　　00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,680

　　我要一杯漂浮沙士 [无酒精饮料]

　　I would like a root beer float.

　　164

　　00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:19,930

　　谢尔顿

　　他们这儿没有冰淇淋

　　Sheldon, they don' have ice cream.

　　165

　　00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:21,700

　　没有?

　　They don't?

　　166

　　00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,670

　　显然这里的人对派对的定义

　　Well, apparently, these people and I differ greatly

　　167

　　00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:25,450

　　跟我是不一样的

　　On the definition of "Party."

　　168

　　00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:27,990

　　给他秀兰·邓波尔（一种无酒精鸡尾酒）

　　He'll have a shirley temple.

　　169

　　00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,940

　　也别吝啬里面的果汁

　　And don't be chintzy with the shirley.

　　170

　　00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,050

　　好的

　　Okay,

　　171

　　00:07:35,050 --> 00:07:36,960

　　我们开始找女人吧

　　Let's check out the females.

　　172

　　00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,030

　　好

　　All right.

　　173

　　00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:39,410

　　那里有个女人

　　There's a female.

　　174

　　00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:41,620

　　那是威尔金森教授的太太

　　That's professor wilkinson's wife.

　　175

　　00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:43,550

　　她好像都80了

　　She's like 80 years old.

　　176

　　00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,760

　　但她是个女人

　　But she's female.

　　177

　　00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,500

　　-你不是要玩找女人的游戏吗?

　　-不

　　- Isn't that the game?

　　- No.

　　178

　　00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,850

　　我要找的是能共赴巫山的小妞

　　I'm looking for a hookup.

　　179

　　00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:49,640

　　噢

　　是么

　　Oh, yes.

　　180

　　00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,140

　　所以这个游戏的重点是

　　So, the point of this exercise is

　　181

　　00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:53,410

　　帮你找到可以交配的人?

　　For you to find someone to copulate with?

　　182

　　00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:55,270

　　别那么大声

　　Not so loud,

　　183

　　00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:57,120

　　不过理论上是正确的

　　But ideally, yes.

　　184

　　00:07:58,850 --> 00:08:00,390

　　谢谢

　　Thanks.

　　185

　　00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:01,340

　　谢谢你

　　Thank you.

　　186

　　00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:04,750

　　我作为泡妞伙伴的职责是什么?

　　And what is my function as "Wingman"?

　　187

　　00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,390

　　-帮我完成游戏

　　-没问题

　　- You help me run my game.

　　- Okay.

　　188

　　00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:10,390

　　你的游戏是什么?

　　What is your game?

　　189

　　00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,230

　　在我跟女人胡吹的时候

　　When I lie through my teeth to a woman,

　　190

　　00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:15,330

　　你就点头附和我

　　You nod and agree.

　　191

　　00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:17,870

　　这玩意儿真帅

　　Hey, that's pretty cool.

　　192

　　00:08:17,870 --> 00:08:19,050

　　它是什么东西?

　　What is it?

　　193

　　00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:20,190

　　这是限量版的

　　It's a limited edition

　　194

　　00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:22,110

　　绿灯侠能量灯

　　Green lantern lantern.

　　195

　　00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,730

　　我朋友在找可以跟他交配的人

　　My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.

　　196

　　00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:27,490

　　你真幽默

　　You're very funny.

　　197

　　00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:28,400

　　我是艾比

　　I'm Abby.

　　198

　　00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,350

　　-我是谢尔顿

　　-你好

　　- I'm Sheldon.

　　- How do you do?

　　199

　　00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:32,390

　　我是拉杰·罗摩衍·库萨帕里

　　Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.

　　200

　　00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:34,370

　　-叫我拉杰

　　-你好

　　拉杰

　　- Call me Raj.

　　- Hi, Raj.

　　201

　　00:08:34,370 --> 00:08:35,260

　　你是哪里人?

　　Where are you from?

　　202

　　00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:37,730

　　神秘的印度次大陆

　　The mysterious subcontinent of India.

　　203

　　00:08:37,730 --> 00:08:38,840

　　噢

　　印度

　　Ooh, India.

　　204

　　00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,310

　　-你了解印度吗

　　-看过贫民窟的百万富翁

　　- You know India?

　　- I saw Slumdog Millionaire.

　　205

　　00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:44,560

　　哇

　　那我就是贫民窟的天体物理学家

　　Well, I'm a slumdog astrophysicist.

　　206

　　00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:48,950

　　你爸不是妇科医生吗[有钱人家]

　　I thought your father was a gynecologist.

　　207

　　00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,370

　　抱歉

　　I'm sorry.

　　208

　　00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:55,430

　　玛莎

　　快来

　　Martha, come here.

　　209

　　00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:56,950

　　这两位是拉杰和谢尔顿

　　Meet Raj and Sheldon.

　　210

　　00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:58,530

　　-这是我朋友

　　玛莎

　　-你们好

　　- This is my friend, Martha.

　　- Hi.

　　211

　　00:08:58,530 --> 00:08:59,630

　　-你好

　　-你好

　　- Hello.

　　- Hello.

　　212

　　00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:01,270

　　这不是限量版的

　　Is that the limited edition

　　213

　　00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:03,420

　　绿灯侠能量灯吗

　　Green Lantern Lantern?

　　214

　　00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:06,030

　　光明的昼

　　暗黑的夜

　　"In brightest day, in darkest night,

　　215

　　00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:08,340

　　一切罪恶无所遁形

　　no evil shall escape my sight."

　　216

　　00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,630

　　真是酷毙了

　　Oh, that is so awesome!

　　217

　　00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:16,180

　　多谢

　　Thank you.

　　218

　　00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,580

　　选好要和谁交配了吗

　　Have you chosen one to copulate with?

　　219

　　00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:34,370

　　我们聊些什么呢

　　So, what should we talk about?

　　220

　　00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,290

　　我们可以再听听某人的言论

　　Well, we could always learn more

　　221

　　00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:39,800

　　为什么信灵媒的人都是小白

　　about why people who believe in psychics are idiots.

　　222

　　00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,120

　　是吧

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　223

　　00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:46,530

　　这我们就不必多说了

　　Oh, we don't need to talk about that anymore.

　　224

　　00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:49,110

　　莱纳德在车里已经说得够绝了

　　Leonard covered it pretty well in the car.

　　225

　　00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:52,410

　　不好意思

　　但事实如此

　　I'm sorry, but facts are facts.

　　226

　　00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,140

　　得了

　　你所无法理解的事

　　Right, and if you can't understand it,

　　227

　　00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,500

　　那就不是事实

　　It's not a fact.

　　228

　　00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,800

　　不

　　如果不是事实

　　那就是扯淡

　　No, if it's not a fact, it's not a fact.

　　229

　　00:09:58,800 --> 00:09:59,850

　　明白了

　　Oh, got it.

　　230

　　00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,030

　　多谢你教育我

　　Thank you for educating me.

　　231

　　00: 10:01,030 --> 00:10:03,210

　　不客气

　　You're welcome.

　　232

　　00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,460

　　鱼好吃吗

　　How's your fish?

　　233

　　00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:06,370

　　相当美味

　　Amazing.

　　234

　　00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:07,730

　　要来点吗

　　Would you like to try some?

　　235

　　00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,570

　　-当然

　　-但事实很残酷

　　- Yeah, sure.

　　- Well, the fact is,

　　236

　　00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:10,830

　　偏不给你吃

　　you can't.

　　237

　　00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:13,760

　　霍华德

　　伯纳黛特

　　你俩都是科学家

　　Come on, Howard, Bernadette, you' both scientists.

　　238

　　00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,540

　　行行好

　　帮帮忙吧

　　Help me out here.

　　239

　　00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:16,470

　　你觉得呢

　　他们小两口矛盾

　　What do you think-- want to jump

　　240

　　00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:17,970

　　我们要搅这趟浑水吗

　　right in the middle of another couple's argument?

　　241

　　00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:19,010

　　不了

　　谢谢

　　No, thank you.

　　242

　　00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:20,210

　　爱莫能助

　　Sorry.

　　243

　　00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:24,390

　　我想我们别谈这个话题了

　　Maybe we suld just stop talking about this.

　　244

　　00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:27,400

　　我还是觉得我们都闭嘴好了

　　Maybe some of us should stop talking altogether.

　　245

　　00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:29,820

　　今晚用餐如何

　　How is everything tonight?

　　246

　　00:10:29,820 --> 00:10:31,730

　　相当郁闷

　　Really uncomfortable.

　　247

　　00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:36,930

　　稳定而互相支持的一夫一妻关系中

　　You know, the best thing about being in a committed,

　　248

　　00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:38,890

　　最大的优点就在于

　　monogamous, mutually supportive relationship

　　249

　　00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,840

　　即使两人发生分歧

　　is that even if you have different idea,

　　250

　　00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,430

　　并经过激烈辩论

　　但感情不受影响

　　you can have a spirited debate, yet still care for,

　　251

　　00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:46,000

　　甚至吵过后还是可以云雨一番...

　　even make love with...

　　252

　　00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,960

　　不要鱼了吗

　　Want your fish?

　　253

　　00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:55,240

　　我不用是灵媒

　　I knew you were going to do that.

　　254

　　00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,580

　　也能猜到你会这样

　　Doesn't make me psychic!

　　255

　　00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:02,240

　　好吧

　　你这废柴只会把事情越弄越糟

　　Attaboy, Leonard make it worse.

　　256

　　00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:13,040

　　什么情况

　　What's going on?

　　257

　　00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,220

　　我们找到女人了

　　We scored.

　　258

　　00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:18,770

　　我助攻的

　　I'm the wingman.

　　259

　　00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:29,670

　　好啊

　　Hey.

　　260

　　00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:32,590

　　-戴上

　　防镭射

　　-难忘一宵啊

　　- Laser.

　　- Had a great night last night.

　　261

　　00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:34,180

　　我是不想透露太多啦

　　I don't like to kiss and tell,

　　262

　　00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:37,370

　　但某些人已经上了八垒了哦

　　but somebody made it to eighth base.

　　263

　　00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:42,010

　　八垒是个什么情况

　　What the hell is eighth base?

　　264

　　00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:44,200

　　七垒只到宽衣解带

　　Seventh base with shirt off.

　　265

　　00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,360

　　宽的还是我的衣

　　Well, my shirt.

　　266

　　00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:49,740

　　你和佩妮咋样了

　　How'd things go with Penny?

　　267

　　00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,820

　　好得不能再好了

　　Oh... couldn't be better.

　　268

　　00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,400

　　我们感情生活一不顺

　　Are we taking our relationship

　　269

　　00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,890

　　就拿无辜的赛昂人出气吗

　　frustrations out on innocent Cylons?

　　270

　　00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:02,340

　　可不止赛昂人呢

　　It's not just Cylons.

　　271

　　00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,080

　　接下来就轮到超人了

　　Superman's next.

　　272

　　00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,020

　　好吧

　　我本想在吃午饭前

　　All right, I was going to try to squeeze in

　　273

　　00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,710

　　溜过来吐吐槽

　　a little more mocking before lunch,

　　274

　　00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:10,530

　　但我想我还是识相点撤吧

　　but I can come back later

　　275

　　00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,710

　　免得被你的杀伤性武器给殃及了

　　when you don't have a high-powered weapon.

　　276

　　00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:17,050

　　我怎么能和信灵媒的女孩子约会呢

　　How can I go out with a woman who believes in psychics?

　　277

　　00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,120

　　这有啥

　　我以前泡过一个妞

　　Hey, I once dated a girl

　　278

　　00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,560

　　她还相信自己被外星人绑架过

　　who believed she was abducted by aliens.

　　279

　　00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,950

　　你就不介意吗

　　And that didn'bother you?

　　280

　　00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:23,950

　　正相反[法语]

　　Au contraire.

　　281

　　00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,820

　　说明她好骗又值得"深探"一番

　　It meant she was gullible and open to a little probing.

　　282

　　00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,630

　　我该咋办

　　What am I supposed to,

　　283

　　00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:32,460

　　和佩妮一起时我就得装着相信吗

　　Pretend I believe something I don't whenever I'm with Penny?

　　284

　　00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,390

　　我肯定佩妮和你一起时

　　Yes, I'm sure Penny fakes all kinds of things

　　285

　　00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,260

　　她也不都是装出来的吗

　　when she's with you.

　　286

　　00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:42,120

　　帮个忙

　　怎么都好

　　让我爆了你

　　Do me a favor-- lean or, put your head right here.

　　287

　　00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:44,790

　　换种说法和你解释吧

　　Let me show you anothe way to look at this.

　　288

　　00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:48,710

　　这里是全宇宙的女人

　　Here we have the universe of all women.

　　289

　　00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:50,070

　　其中这一部分的女人

　　These are the ones

　　290

　　00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,330

　　你想和她们上床

　　you want to sleep with.

　　291

　　00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:54,470

　　而这里的女人则与你的想法如出一辙

　　These are the women who believe exactly what you believe.

　　292

　　00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:57,350

　　而只有这点女人愿意和你上床

　　These are the women who would be willing to sleep with you.

　　293

　　00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:02,140

　　而你的理想伴侣

　　And right there in the little triple intersection...

　　294

　　00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:03,750

　　只能从这三者之间小小的交集中找了

　　is your ideal mate.

　　295

　　00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,370

　　而你的那个她可能是个又矮又自卑的物理学家

　　Odds are she's a short physicist with low self-esteem

　　296

　　00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:09,450

　　还是在为中国政府研究所工作

　　who lives in a government research facility in china.

　　297

　　00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:12,100

　　你到底想说啥

　　What's your point?

　　298

　　00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,550

　　为了和佩妮继续交往下去

　　In order to keep hing a sexual relationship with Penny,

　　299

　　00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:16,550

　　我就得放弃

　　I have to give up everything I believe in--

　　300

　　00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:19,000

　　我对科学知识的信仰

　　my intellectual integrity, the very nature

　　301

　　00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:19,930

　　和我的本性吗

　　of who I am?

　　302

　　00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,820

　　我做不到

　　霍华德

　　I can't do that, Howard.

　　303

　　00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,580

　　完全理解

　　I respect that.

　　304

　　00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:27,630

　　那是什么

　　What is that?

　　305

　　00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:29,430

　　你的新女友

　　Your new girlfriend.

　　306

　　00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:32,150

　　祝你今晚愉快

　　Have fun tonight.

　　307

　　00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:37,060

　　狗狗

　　The dog...

　　308

　　00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:40,020

　　书名《学习芬兰语》

　　309

　　00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:40,020

　　Koira.

　　Koira.

　　310

　　00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:42,740

　　屋顶

　　The roof...

　　311

　　00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,390

　　Katto

　　Katto

　　312

　　00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,650

　　葡萄

　　Grapes...

　　313

　　00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:51,880

　　Ryp leet

　　Ryp leet

　　314

　　00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:56,330

　　等一下

　　One minute.

　　315

　　00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,150

　　Sis n

　　Sis n

　　316

　　00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,800

　　什么意思

　　What was that?

　　317

　　00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,270

　　是指"请进"

　　It means "Come in."

　　318

　　00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:05,550

　　我电脑在装新的操作系统

　　It's taking forever to load

　　319

　　00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,640

　　等的时间太久了

　　The new operating system on my computer.

　　320

　　00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,720

　　我消毒了厨房和卫生间

　　I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom,

　　321

　　00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,050

　　索性就来学习芬兰语吧

　　And now I thought I'd learn Finnish.

　　322

　　00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,500

　　那是印度语

　　That's Hindi for

　　323

　　00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,380

　　就是说你爱咋咋滴吧

　　"Whatever floats your bought."

　　324

　　00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,580

　　我收到艾比发来的短信

　　Uh, listen, I got a text from that girl Abby,

　　325

　　00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:25,040

　　她跟她朋友玛莎

　　还想跟我们出去玩

　　And she and her friend Martha want to hang out with us again.

　　326

　　00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,400

　　你怎么说

　　What do you say?

　　327

　　00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,720

　　我什么都不会说

　　I don't say anything.

　　328

　　00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,510

　　只会提醒你

　　你这个表情

　　I merely offer you facial expression

　　329

　　00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,680

　　说明你走火入魔了

　　That suggests you've gone insane

　　330

　　00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,620