高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译11素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕11

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　　每次看到格林奇的心脏[出自影片《圣诞怪杰》]

　　Oh, I always tear up

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　　涨大三倍的时候

　　我都止不住要流泪

　　When the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.

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　　流泪是应该的

　　Tears seem appropriate.

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　　心肌的扩张

　　Enlargement of the heart muscle,

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　　或是肥大型心肌病

　　都是重病

　　Or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease

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　　会引起充血性心力衰竭

　　which could lead to congestive heart failure.

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　　你不喜欢他是吧

　　谢尔顿

　　You really didn't like it, Sheldon?

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　　不

　　正相反

　　No, on the contrary.

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　　我认为格林奇是个体贴又迷人的角色

　　I found the Grinch to be a relatable,engaging character.

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　　而且我十分赞赏

　　And I was really with him right up to the point

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　　他屈从于社会习俗

　　that he succumbed to social convention

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　　回赠礼物

　　拯救了圣诞节的行为

　　And returned the presents and saved Christmas.

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　　多么扫兴啊

　　What a buzz kill that was.

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　　我们看《圣诞雪人》的时候

　　他赞成出太阳

　　When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun.

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　　请注意

　　Excuse me,

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　　太阳是万物之必需

　　But the sun is essential for all life on Earth.

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　　而圣诞雪人只是一个

　　Frosty is merely

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　　冰雪构成的怪物

　　瞬息即逝

　　还戴着偷来的帽子

　　A bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat.

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　　那是犯罪

　　而且居然从没有人为此指责他

　　A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第十一集

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　　我超爱装饰圣诞树

　　I just love decorating the Christmas tree.

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　　感觉自己又回到了小时候

　　It makes me feel like a little girl again.

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　　我小时候家里没有圣诞树

　　We didn't have a tree when I was growing up.

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　　真的吗

　　为什么

　　Really? Why not?

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　　在我家

　　Mmm, in my family,

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　　节日通常是用来研究人类社会中

　　Holidays weren't so much celebrated as studied

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　　它们起到的人类学和心理学意义

　　For their anthropological and psychological implications

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　　而不是用来庆祝的

　　On human society.

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　　真有节日气氛

　　Oh, sounds festive.

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　　那你们总会互赠礼物吧

　　Did you at least give presents?

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　　某种程度上

　　Mmm, in a way.

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　　我们互赠研究论文

　　We presented papers.

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　　然后分小组讨论

　　再相互评论

　　And then broke off into focus groups and critiqued each other.

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　　谢尔顿

　　你呢

　　Sheldon, what about you?

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　　你家有圣诞树吗

　　Did you have a Christmas tree?

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　　当然有

　　Oh, yes.

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　　有圣诞树

　　有马槽

　　We had a tree, we had a manger,

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　　草坪上还有一个充气圣诞老人

　　We had an inflatable Santa Claus

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　　身前站着一只塑料驯鹿

　　with plastic reindeer on the front lawn.

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　　为了增添欢乐气氛

　　And to make things even more jolly,

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　　房子的周围还有一闪一闪的灯光

　　there were so many blinking lights on the house

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　　引得周围邻居纷纷来偷

　　They induced neighborhood-wide seizures.

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　　所以我猜你不想帮我们装饰圣诞树咯

　　So I take it you don't want to help us trim the tree.

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　　不想

　　I do not.

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　　但如果你坚持

　　But if you insist

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　　把一个爬满蜘蛛的的易燃物放在我家

　　on decorating a spider-infested fire hazard in my home

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　　我要求你把这个加上

　　I would request that you add this.

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　　那是什么

　　What is it?

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　　你是在开玩笑吗

　　You're kidding, right?

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　　这是牛顿爵士的半身像

　　It's a bust of Sir Isaac Newton.

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　　没错

　　是的

　　Oh, sure, sure.

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　　很有圣诞气息

　　Very Christmasy.

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　　不

　　应该是比你挂在那棵树上的

　　Wait, excuse me, but it's much

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　　其他东西都更有圣诞气息

　　more "Christmasy" than anything you've put on the tree.

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　　又开始了

　　Here we go.

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　　公历1642年12月25日

　　December 25, 1642,Julian calendar,

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　　艾萨克·牛顿爵士诞生

　　Sir Isaac Newton is born.

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　　而另一方面

　　耶稣其实夏天出生的

　　Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer

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　　他的生日被改到了

　　His birthday was moved

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　　和异教徒某个传统节日的同一天

　　to coincide with a traditional pagan holiday

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　　那一天本该要点起篝火

　　that celebrated the winter solstice

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　　屠宰山羊

　　庆祝冬至

　　with lit fires and slaughtered goats.

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　　老实说

　　Which, frankly,

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　　那会比和我妈妈在教堂待上12小时

　　sounds like more fun than 12 hours of church with my mother

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　　然后回来吃水果蛋糕要有趣得多

　　followed by a fruitcake.

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　　祝大家"牛诞快乐"

　　Merry Newton-mas, everyone.

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　　虽然说不上原因

　　但我觉得你这祝福并不真诚

　　I sense that's not sincere, although I have no idea why.

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　　没事的

　　牛顿爵士可以

　　No, it's fine. Look, Sir Issac can go

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　　跟这个拐杖糖挂在一起

　　right next to this little candy cane.

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　　不行

　　牛顿要放在树的顶端

　　No. Isaac goes at the top of the tree.

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　　不

　　不行

　　No, he doesn't.

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　　我明白

　　I understand.

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　　你是因为牛顿声称

　　是他发明了微积分而抵触他

　　You dispute Newton's claim that he invented calculus

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　　你想要把莱布尼茨[德数学家]挂在树顶

　　and you want to put Gottfried Leibniz on the top.

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　　没错

　　被你发现了

　　Yeah, you got me.

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　　我支持莱布尼茨

　　I'm a Leibniz man.

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　　也许等你妈妈来了之后

　　Well, perhaps when your mother gets here,

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　　她能启发你清醒一点

　　she'll talk some sense into you.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　你妈妈要来

　　什么时候

　　Your-your mother's coming? When?

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　　明天

　　Tomorrow.

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　　那你打算什么时候告诉我

　　When were you going to tell me?

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　　明天吧

　　Um... tomorrow?

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　　你为什么要对我保密

　　Why were you keeping this a secret?

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　　我只是

　　只是想

　　Well, I just-- I thought...

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　　我能打断一下吗

　　If I can interject here,

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　　很显然

　　莱纳德是担心

　　Obviously Leonard is concerned

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　　怕他妈妈不会赞成你做他的伴侣

　　that his mother won't approve of you as his mate.

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　　为什么她会不赞成

　　Why wouldn't she approve of me?

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　　我很招人喜欢啊

　　I'm adorable.

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　　你确实是

　　只是

　　You are, it's just...

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　　我能再打断一下吗

　　If I can interject again.

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　　莱纳德的家人都很优秀

　　成绩斐然

　　Leonard comes from a remarkably high-achieving family,

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　　他们选择的伴侣也都很优秀

　　who have all chosen high-achieving partners.

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　　他可能是觉得

　　He probably feels

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　　他妈妈很难认同

　　that it's doubtful that his mother will be overly impressed

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　　他跟一个

　　生平最高成就

　　with his dating a woman whose most significant achievement

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　　就是背下芝士蛋糕工厂菜单的女人约会

　　is memorizing the Cheesecake Factory menu.

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　　那可是份很长的菜单

　　Hey, it's a big menu.

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　　光甜点就有两页

　　There's two pages just for desserts.

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　　我知道

　　I know.

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　　还有每天一换的当日特餐

　　And those specials-- they change every day.

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　　好吧

　　我自己说起来就够废了

　　Okay, you know what? It's lame when I say it.

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　　-你还添油加醋就更差了

　　-好吧

　　- It's just ridiculous when you pile on. - Okay.

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　　抱歉

　　Sorry.

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　　你跟她说我们在交往

　　她是怎么说的

　　So what did she say when you told her we were going out?

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　　嗯...

　　Um...

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　　你没告诉她我们在交往

　　是吧

　　You didn't tell her we were going out, did you?

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　　嗯...

　　Um...

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　　为什么不告诉她

　　Why not?

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　　-嗯...

　　-莱纳德

　　- Um... - Leonard...

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　　冥想我并不擅长

　　I'm no expert on meditation,

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　　但如果你想要冷静下来

　　but if you're trying to calm yourself down,

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　　我想最好说"唵"[印度教咒语]

　　I believe the word is "Om."

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　　你远道来机场接我

　　It was so nice of you

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　　真是太贴心了

　　to come all the way down to the airport to pick me up.

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　　这没什么的

　　No trouble at all.

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　　是我开的车

　　妈妈

　　I drove, Mother.

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　　现在也是我在开

　　I'm driving now.

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　　没错

　　宝贝

　　你真是妈妈的骄傲

　　Yes, dear. Mommy's proud.

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　　我一直很想感谢你

　　I've been meaning to thank you

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　　为我的论文加的注解

　　for your notes on my paper

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　　证明了量子脑动力学理论的荒谬

　　disproving quantum brain dynamic theory.

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　　我很荣幸

　　My pleasure.

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　　作为非物理学家

　　For a non-physicist,

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　　您对大脑水分子中的电偶极子

　　you have a remarkable grasp

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　　难以形成玻色凝聚物的原因

　　of how electric dipoles in the brain's water molecules

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　　理解得非常到位

　　could not possibly form a Bose condensate.

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　　等等

　　Wait, wait, wait.

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　　你什么时候给我妈论文加的注解

　　When did you send my mom notes on a paper?

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　　8月16日

　　August 16.

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　　就在她做完腕管综合症手术之后

　　Right after her carpal tunnel surgery.

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　　-我谢过你送的花了吗

　　-谢过了

　　- Oh, did I thank you for the flowers? - You did.

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　　其实我并不喜欢花

　　I don't really like flowers.

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　　我也不喜欢

　　但那是社会习俗

　　Neither do I, but it's the social convention.

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　　是啊

　　没错

　　It is, isn't it?

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　　等等

　　你动过手术

　　Wait, wait, wait. You had surgery?

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　　是的

　　谢尔顿还送了花

　　Yes, and Sheldon sent me flowers.

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　　我听到了

　　No, I heard that.

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　　那你还"等等"什么

　　Then what was all that "wait, wait, wait" about?

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　　我只是没搞明白

　　I just don't understand

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　　他怎么比我还了解你的生活

　　why he knows more about your life than I do.

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　　我认为是由于我和谢尔顿

　　Well, I would assume it's because Sheldon

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　　因共同的兴趣和对彼此的尊重而时常联系

　　and I stay in touch due to mutual interest and respect,

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　　而你却因你那

　　while you avoid me,

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　　无法释怀的童年阴影

　　总是躲着我

　　due to unresolved childhood issues.

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　　我们认为正是这一点

　　It's what we think

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　　引起了你的自恋型人格障碍

　　caused your narcissistic personality disorder.

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　　我们上次视频聊天时详细地探讨了这个问题

　　We discussed it at length during our last video chat.

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　　虽然不知道为什么会提到你

　　Although how we got onto the subject of you is baffling.

　　151

　　00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:08,100

　　没错

　　既然我们又提到了

　　Yes, but we are on the subject,

　　152

　　00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,800

　　所以我不得不问一下

　　so I'm obliged to ask.

　　153

　　00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:12,130

　　莱纳德

　　最近过得怎样

　　Leonard, how are you?

　　154

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　　挺好

　　妈妈

　　你呢

　　Fine, Mom. How are you?

　　155

　　00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:15,930

　　我绝经了

　　Mmm, menopausal.

　　156

　　00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,560

　　现在我不怎么好了

　　Now I'm less fine.

　　157

　　00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,460

　　你弟弟订婚了

　　你听说了吗

　　Have you heard your brother has gotten engaged?

　　158

　　00:06:21,530 --> 00:06:22,960

　　没

　　No.

　　159

　　00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:24,960

　　谢尔顿

　　你给我讲讲吧

　　Sheldon, why didn't you tell me?

　　160

　　00:06:25,030 --> 00:06:26,800

　　是我的错

　　My bad.

　　161

　　00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:29,400

　　不过我代表我们两人送了礼

　　I did send a gift from both of us.

　　162

　　00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:31,200

　　她是个出众的女孩子

　　She's a remarkable girl.

　　163

　　00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,200

　　新泽西州最年轻的上诉法院法官

　　The youngest appeals court judge in New Jersey

　　164

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　　还两次获得奥运会铜牌

　　and a two-time Olympic bronze medalist.

　　165

　　00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,760

　　那你肯定非常高兴

　　You must be very happy.

　　166

　　00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,560

　　为什么

　　又不是我要娶她

　　Why? I'm not marrying her.

　　167

　　00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,360

　　你最近怎么样

　　So, how about you?

　　168

　　00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:44,100

　　跟什么有趣的人在交往吗

　　Are you seeing anyone interesting?

　　169

　　00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,260

　　我不确定她是不是有趣

　　不过...

　　Well, I'm not sure about interesting, but...

　　170

　　00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:48,060

　　谢尔顿

　　还不是时候

　　Not the time, Sheldon.

　　171

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　　好吧

　　Very well.

　　172

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　　我们更换话题

　　Shall we switch topics

　　173

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　　谈谈牛顿或莱布尼茨吧[两人曾先后独立发明微积分]

　　to Isaac Newton v. Gottfried Leibniz?

　　174

　　00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:55,830

　　没事的

　　谢尔顿

　　It's all right, Sheldon.

　　175

　　00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,030

　　我会假装

　　I will just pretend

　　176

　　00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,930

　　莱纳德没叫你瞒着我

　　that Leonard's not withholding information.

　　177

　　00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,600

　　虽然我仍要指出

　　莱纳德

　　Although, I will point out, Leonard,

　　178

　　00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,630

　　我是名训练有素的精神病学家

　　that I am a trained psychiatrist

　　179

　　00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:06,460

　　你现在这偷偷摸摸欲盖弥彰的举动

　　and you are exhibiting the same secretive behavioral tics

　　180

　　00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:08,730

　　跟你小时候学着手淫那会没什么两样

　　that accompanied your learning to masturbate.

　　181

　　00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,700

　　莱纳德

　　她太了不起了

　　Isn't she brilliant, Leonard?

　　182

　　00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,400

　　我真羡慕你

　　How I envy you.

　　183

　　00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,200

　　霍华德

　　So, Howard,

　　184

　　00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:22,030

　　你跟拉杰

　　终于鼓起了勇气

　　have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage

　　185

　　00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:26,330

　　向彼此表白了你们潜在的同性恋情结吗

　　to express your latent homosexual feelings toward one another?

　　186

　　00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,730

　　什么

　　没有

　　What? No.

　　187

　　00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,160

　　为什么没有

　　Why not?

　　188

　　00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,160

　　因为我们彼此之间

　　并没有

　　Because we don't have latent homosexual feelings

　　189

　　00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:38,560

　　潜在的同性恋情结

　　toward one another.

　　190

　　00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:40,560

　　我明白了

　　I see.

　　191

　　00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:42,560

　　不

　　我说真的

　　No, really.

　　192

　　00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,230

　　我现在有女朋友了

　　I have a girlfriend now.

　　193

　　00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,660

　　那她今晚在哪呢

　　And where is she this evening?

　　194

　　00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,330

　　她有事出了城

　　She had to go out of town.

　　195

　　00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,830

　　她祖母去世了

　　Her grandmother died.

　　196

　　00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,930

　　我明白了

　　I see.

　　197

　　00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,360

　　她祖母去世了

　　Her grandmother died.

　　198

　　00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,430

　　我说真的

　　Honest to God.

　　199

　　00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,600

　　莱纳德

　　告诉她我有女朋友了

　　Leonard, tell her I have a girlfriend.

　　200

　　00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:00,660

　　我不懂你在说什么

　　I don't know what you're talking about.

　　201

　　00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,500

　　你什么意思

　　不懂我在说什么

　　What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about?

　　202

　　00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,760

　　告诉她我有女朋友了

　　Tell her I have a girlfriend!

　　203

　　00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:06,930

　　好吧

　　All right.

　　204

　　00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,930

　　他"有女朋友了"

　　He "has" a "girlfriend."

　　205

　　00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,530

　　她叫伯纳黛特

　　也在当女侍应

　　Her name is Bernadette. She's working as a waitress,

　　206

　　00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,900

　　不过还同时上学

　　想成为微生物学家

　　but she's going to school to be a microbiologist.

　　207

　　00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,760

　　霍华德

　　记住

　　你越是执着于

　　Howard, keep in mind that the more passionately

　　208

　　00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,930

　　坚持这样的想法

　　you stick to this construct,

　　209

　　00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,330

　　对你同伴的伤害

　　也就越大

　　the more you're hurting your partner.

　　210

　　00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:26,660

　　你真以为对着我耳朵这么讲话有用吗

　　Do you really think your lips in my ear is helping?

　　211

　　00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:29,960

　　抱歉我来晚了

　　Hi. Sorry I'm late.

　　212

　　00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:31,400

　　很高兴你来了

　　坐

　　Oh, glad you're here. Uh, sit down.

　　213

　　00:08:31,460 --> 00:08:32,430

　　我去给你拿个碟子

　　I'll get you a plate.

　　214

　　00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,760

　　妈

　　记得佩妮吧

　　Mom, you remember Penny.

　　215

　　00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:35,630

　　当然

　　那个有着无法释怀的恋父情结的

　　Oh, yes, the waitress slash actress

　　216

　　00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:38,860

　　女招待兼女演员

　　with the unresolved father issues.

　　217

　　00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:40,130

　　他最终正视到

　　Has he finally come to terms

　　218

　　00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,130

　　他家的小小击球手

　　胸部渐隆了吗

　　with his little slugger growing breasts?

　　219

　　00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,160

　　他送了我个足球和棒球手套做圣诞礼物

　　Well, he sent me a football and a catcher's mitt for Christmas,

　　220

　　00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:48,500

　　所以我想还是没有吧

　　So I'm going to say no.

　　221

　　00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,560

　　如果这算安慰

　　我们都很垂涎你的丰胸

　　If it helps, we're all good with your breasts.

　　222

　　00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,600

　　典型的过度代偿行为

　　Classic overcompensation.

　　223

　　00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,600

　　说到父亲

　　莱纳德

　　Oh, speaking of fathers, Leonard,

　　224

　　00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:01,630

　　我想起来了

　　我和你爸离婚了

　　That reminds me, I'm divorcing your father.

　　225

　　00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,830

　　什么

　　What?!

　　226

　　00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,230

　　他背着我出轨

　　Yes. He was cheating on me.

　　227

　　00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:07,230

　　-不是吧

　　-就是

　　和一个什么

　　- No!

　　- Yes, with some waitress

　　228

　　00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,860

　　大学餐厅里的女招待

　　From the university cafeteria.

　　229

　　00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:10,060

　　难以置信吧

　　Can you believe it?

　　230

　　00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:12,100

　　居然和一个女招待

　　A waitress?

　　231

　　00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,160

　　无意冒犯

　　亲爱的

　　Oh, no offense, dear.

　　232

　　00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,630

　　没事

　　不知怎的听起来更像称赞

　　No, it sounded like a compliment.

　　233

　　00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:20,200

　　什么时候的事情

　　When did this happen?

　　234

　　00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,500

　　让我想想

　　Mmm, well, let's see.

　　235

　　00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,160

　　谢尔顿

　　我什么时候和他离婚的

　　Sheldon, when did I leave Leonard's father?

　　236

　　00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,500

　　9月22日

　　September 22.

　　237

　　00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,660

　　对了

　　想起来了

　　Oh, yes, that's right.

　　238

　　00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:28,000

　　就在莱纳德的狗狗死后一周

　　The weekend after Leonard's dog died.

　　239

　　00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:30,060

　　米琪死了吗

　　Mitzy's dead?!

　　240

　　00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:33,600

　　她已经又老又瞎了

　　莱纳德

　　She was old and blind, Leonard.

　　241

　　00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,430

　　我们也无能为力

　　What choice did we have?

　　242

　　00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,560

　　我真不敢相信

　　I don't believe this.

　　243

　　00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:39,200

　　为什么我是最后一个知道的

　　Why am I the last to know?!

　　244

　　00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:41,360

　　不好意思

　　莱纳德

　　离婚的是我

　　Excuse me, Leonard, I am the one who's getting a divorce,

　　245

　　00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:42,760

　　死的是米琪

　　Mitzy is the one who is dead.

　　246

　　00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:45,000

　　你这么大惊小怪干嘛

　　Why are you the one making a fuss?

　　247

　　00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:46,260

　　好吧

　　You're right.

　　248

　　00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:47,300

　　我真是抱歉

　　I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.

　　249

　　00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,360

　　过分的是我行了吧

　　I'm way out of line!

　　250

　　00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,630

　　佩妮

　　你有什么新鲜事儿吗

　　So, Penny, what's new in your life?

　　251

　　00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:55,660

　　没

　　Nothing.

　　252

　　00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:58,400

　　鬼都没有

　　Not a damn thing.

　　253

　　00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,800

　　谢谢你开车送我回酒店

　　Thank you for driving me back to my hotel.

　　254

　　00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:07,300

　　没事儿

　　Oh, it's not a problem.

　　255

　　00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,360

　　我本想让莱纳德送我

　　I was going to ask Leonard to do it,

　　256

　　00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:11,660

　　但他似乎有点情绪波动

　　But he seemed a bit emotionally unstable

　　257

　　00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:14,960

　　这样的人可不能操纵重型机械

　　And you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery.

　　258

　　00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:16,900

　　没错

　　我同意

　　No, you do not.

　　259

　　00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,360

　　你车上的"检查引擎"提示灯亮了

　　Your "check engine" light is on.

　　260

　　00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:23,200

　　是啊

　　我真该贴张贴纸上去

　　Yeah, I gotta put a sticker over that.

　　261

　　00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,960

　　离婚一定让你感到伤心欲绝吧

　　So, uh, you must be devastated about your divorce.

　　262

　　00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:30,300

　　一点也不

　　Oh, not at all.

　　263

　　00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,330

　　倒是坐在一辆不进行例行维护的汽车里

　　But I am a bit distressed to be in a vehicle

　　264

　　00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,160

　　让我感到有些焦虑

　　That's not subjected to regular maintenance.

　　265

　　00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:38,400

　　等等

　　你的婚姻终结了

　　Come on, I mean, you're not upset

　　266

　　00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:39,830

　　你却一点不难过吗

　　that your marriage is over?

　　267

　　00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,180

　　一开始

　　我感到类似悲伤

　　Well, initially I felt something akin to grief

　　268

　　00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:44,460

　　或近似生气的情绪

　　And perhaps anger,

　　269

　　00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:47,560

　　但是在那不要脸的狗杂种背叛我之后

　　But that's the natural reaction of the limbic system

　　270

　　00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,460

　　大脑边缘系统的自然反应

　　To being betrayed by a loathsome son of a bitch.

　　271

　　00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:52,500

　　很有理

　　Sure, sure.

　　272

　　00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,730

　　但好在我已经8年没和他发生性关系了

　　Thankfully, my shock was somewhat mitigated by the fact

　　273

　　00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,260

　　这也多少减轻了打击程度

　　That I haven't had intercourse with him in eight years.

　　274

　　00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,100

　　居然有八年

　　Eight years?

　　275

　　00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,630

　　这没什么

　　Oh, that's nothing.

　　276

　　00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:05,100

　　自1982年来

　　性高潮问题都是我自行解决

　　I've been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982.

　　277

　　00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,030

　　欧耶

　　Yikes.

　　278

　　00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:12,600

　　笑什么

　　What's so funny?

　　279

　　00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:17,360

　　我性高潮时都用这个词儿

　　"欧耶"

　　That's exactly what I say during orgasms: "Yikes."

　　280

　　00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:18,860

　　我现在真想喝一杯

　　You know what? I could use a drink.

　　281

　　00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,360

　　顺道去喝一杯吗

　　Do you want to stop for a drink?

　　282

　　00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,730

　　-我不喝酒

　　-有我教你呢

　　- Oh, I don't drink.

　　- I do, I'll teach you.

　　283

　　00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,830

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　284

　　00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,260

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

　　285

　　00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,930

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard...?

　　286

　　00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,060

　　干嘛

　　What is it?

　　287

　　00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:34,200

　　我泡了茶

　　I made tea.

　　288

　　00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,700

　　我不想喝茶

　　I don't want tea.

　　289

　　00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,660

　　又不是泡给你喝的

　　I didn't make tea for you.

　　290

　　00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:43,460

　　这是我的茶

　　This is my tea.

　　291

　　00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,830

　　那你告诉我干嘛

　　Then why are you telling me?

　　292

　　00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,460

　　这算是开场白

　　It's a conversation starter.

　　293

　　00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:51,660

　　这开场白烂透了

　　That's a lousy conversation starter.

　　294

　　00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:53,130

　　是吗

　　我们不是开始聊天了吗

　　Oh, is it? We're conversing.

　　295

　　00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,700

　　将军

　　你输了

　　Checkmate.

　　296

　　00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,300

　　你到底想要干嘛

　　谢尔顿

　　What do you want, Sheldon?

　　297

　　00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,060

　　我想要从企业号星舰飞船上

　　What I want is to be departing the starship Enterprise

　　298

　　00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:03,100

　　乘坐单人穿梭机前往由我统治的星球

　　In a one-man shuttle craft headed to the planetoid I rule

　　299

　　00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,500

　　著名的谢尔顿阿尔法5号星球

　　Known as Sheldon Alpha Five.

　　300

　　00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,030

　　这我也想

　　I want that too.

　　301

　　00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,460

　　我问你来这里干嘛

　　Why are you here?

　　302

　　00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,400

　　当然是来安慰你

　　To comfort you, of course.

　　303

　　00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,360

　　哦不

　　这个位置一点也不好

　　No, that's not going to work at all.

　　304

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　　我还是到那边去安慰你吧

　　I'll comfort you from over here.

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　　莱纳德

　　你现在的心理状态

　　Leonard, what you're experiencing

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　　00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:28,760

　　是典型的荣格主义危机[著名瑞士心理学家]

　　Is a classic Jungian crisis

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　　个体随着年龄的增长会哀悼

　　In which the aging individual mourns the loss

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　　不可能实现的理想家庭成员的缺失

　　Of the never-to-be realized ideal family unit.

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　　多谢

　　真是倍感安慰

　　Thank you, that's very comforting.

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　　我还没说到安慰部分呢

　　That's not the comforting part.

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　　还没说到啊

　　It's not?

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　　当然

　　No, no.

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　　安慰部分是

　　对于你现在的感受

　　The comforting part is that the Germans

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　　德国人提出了一个专业术语

　　Have a term for what you're feeling.

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　　悲观主义

　　Weltschmerz.

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　　意思是

　　It means

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　　由假设与理想世界和现实世界之间

　　the depression that arises from comparing the world as it is

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　　00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:56,400

　　比较产生的落差从而导致的抑郁情绪

　　To a hypothetical, idealized world.

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　　00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:59,030

　　果不其然

　　我还真好受点了

　　You're right, I do feel better.

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　　德国人在安慰方面还真有一套

　　Well, the Germans have always been a comforting people.

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　　莱纳德

　　只要记住

　　即使你的亲生家人

　　Just remember, Leonard, where your biological family

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　　有负于你

　　至少你还有我

　　你的替代家人

　　Has failed you, you always have me, your surrogate family.

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　　你是我的替代家人

　　You're my surrogate family?

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　　如果这算是安慰

　　我也没什么好高兴的

　　If it's any consolation, I'm not happy about it either.

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　　晚安

　　Good night.

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　　好了

　　这次来试试一口闷

　　Okay, now this time try drinking it all at once.

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　　欧耶

　　Yikes.

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　　自2003年起

　　我就自行解决酒后兴奋的问题

　　I've been responsible for my own buzz since 2003.

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　　给我和我闺蜜再满上

　　Another round for me and my homegi