高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译10素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕10

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　　莱纳德

　　看我的

　　Hey, Leonard, check this out.

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　　莱纳德

　　她又来了

　　Leonard, she's doing it again.

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　　我觉得你调戏食物会让谢尔顿郁闷

　　I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.

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　　不

　　应该是她从碗里随便拿起食物

　　No. It upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it

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　　而不顾还要平均分配的问题时 让谢尔顿很郁闷

　　from the containers without regard for its equitable distribution.

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　　这就是印度有饥荒的根本原因

　　This is essentially why you have famine in India.

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　　你要我吐回去吗

　　You want me to put it back?

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard.

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　　当你调戏谢尔顿时会让谢尔顿郁闷

　　It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon.

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　　怎么样啊

　　我亲爱的呆瓜们

　　What's up, my nerdizzles?

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　　拉杰

　　谢尔顿

　　Raj, Sheldon,

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　　我想将我的女朋友伯纳黛特引见与你们

　　I want you to meet my girlfriend Bernadette.

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　　-你好

　　-莱纳德

　　佩妮 你们认识我的女友伯纳黛特的

　　-Hello.

　　-Leonard, Penny, you know my girlfriend Bernadette.

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　　伯纳黛特

　　跟呆瓜们说绝对的

　　Bernadette, say fo'shizzle to my nerdizzles.

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　　我不能这么说

　　I don't think I can.

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　　我没有霍华德那种街头痞子风

　　I don't have Howard's street cred.

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　　我希望这没造成问题

　　I hope it's all right--

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　　我跟我的女朋友伯纳黛特说

　　I told my girlfriend Bernadette

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　　她可以跟我们共进晚餐

　　she could join us for dinner.

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　　当然可以

　　人多乐趣多

　　Sure. The more, the merrier.

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　　不对

　　这是个错误的对等关系

　　Wa-- no, that's a false equivalency.

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　　人多不等于乐趣多

　　More does not equal merry.

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　　如果这公寓里现在有两千人

　　If there were 2,000 people in this apartment right now,

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　　那我们会很开心吗

　　不

　　我们会窒息而死

　　would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.

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　　-谢尔顿

　　-别郁闷我

　　- Sheldon...

　　- Don't "Sheldon" me.

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　　我们定的是五人份

　　不是六人

　　We ordered for five people, not six.

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　　来不

　　没事儿的

　　Oh, come on, it's fine.

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　　我们全部摊在桌上分享就好

　　就像家庭聚餐式的

　　We'll just put it all on the table, you know, family style.

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　　噢

　　那是

　　当我们家庭聚餐时 为什么不把手背到背后

　　Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we put our hands behind our backs,

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　　来个老式的进食大赛呢

　　have an old-fashioned eating contest?

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　　放轻松

　　没事儿的 坐吧

　　你们

　　Relax, it'll be fine. Sit down, you guys.

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　　别

　　别

　　别

　　No! No! No!

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　　怎么了

　　What?!

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　　对了

　　你不能坐那儿

　　Oh, yeah, you can't sit there.

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　　为什么不能

　　Why not?

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　　那是谢尔顿的专属座位

　　That's where Sheldon sits.

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　　他不能坐其他地方吗

　　He can't sit somewhere else?

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　　不

　　不

　　不

　　你看啊

　　在冬天呢

　　No, no, no-- you see, in the winter,

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　　这个座位与暖气片的距离足够让他保持温暖

　　that seat is close enough to the radiator so that he's warm,

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　　但又不会太近以至于出汗

　　yet not so close that he sweats.

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　　而在夏天

　　这个位置又正好处在

　　In the summer, it's directly in the path of

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　　由这个和那个窗口之间对流所产生的微风之中

　　a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there.

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　　这儿的角度并不是直接面朝电视

　　It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct,

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　　所以他还能跟所有人交谈

　　so he can still talk to everybody,

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　　同时又不会太偏导致画面失真

　　yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.

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　　看来你还是孺子可教的嘛

　　Perhaps there's hope for you after all.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第十集

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　　喔

　　我喜欢你的鞋子

　　Ooh, I love your shoes.

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　　谢谢

　　Oh, thanks.

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　　很可爱

　　不是吗

　　They are cute, aren't they?

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　　-你在哪儿买到的

　　-实惠鞋店

　　- Where'd you get them?

　　- Shoes for Less.

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　　我正有此意要去那儿

　　I've been meaning to go over there.

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　　东西很多

　　价格也便宜

　　Oh, great selection, great prices.

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　　我娘说的对

　　确实有地狱

　　My mother was right. Hell is real.

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　　别这样

　　谢尔顿

　　Come on, Sheldon.

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　　让妇女们聊吧

　　Let the womenfolk chat.

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　　妇女

　　Womenfolk?

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　　少女

　　Gals?

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　　妞儿

　　Chicks?

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　　有子宫的美国人

　　Utero-Americans?

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　　吃你的饭吧

　　Just eat your dinner.

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　　别太跟他较真儿

　　Don't take him too seriously.

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　　他说的很多话本是故意为了幽默一下的

　　A lot of what he says is intended as humor.

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　　是啊

　　但我一点也不觉得有趣

　　Yeah, well, I don't think it's very funny.

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　　我也是

　　但是我一笑他就灿烂了

　　Me neither, but he just lights up when I laugh.

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　　霍华德

　　不能让她跑了

　　Howard, never let her go.

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　　莱纳德

　　霍华德说你正在进行

　　So, Leonard, Howard says you're working on

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　　一些量子力学的基本测试

　　fundamental tests of quantum mechanics.

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　　没错

　　I am.

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　　你对物理感兴趣吗

　　Are you interested in physics?

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　　我觉得很很吸引人

　　Oh, I find it fascinating.

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　　如果我没有选择微生物学的话

　　If I hadn't gone into microbiology,

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　　我也许就会进军物理了

　　I probably would have gone into physics.

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　　或者冰舞

　　Or ice dancing.

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　　事实上

　　我对于阿哈伦诺夫-博姆的

　　Actually, my tests of the Aharonov-Bohm

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　　量子干涉效应实验已经到达了一个很有趣的阶段

　　quantum interference effect have reached an interesting point.

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　　现在

　　我们正在测试基于电势的

　　Right now, we're testing the phase shift

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　　相位偏移

　　due to an electric potential.

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　　真是太棒了

　　That's amazing.

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　　那是

　　莱纳德的工作几乎就跟

　　Yes. Leonard's work is nearly as amazing

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　　三年级小学生用湿毛巾种青豆一样棒

　　as third graders growing lima beans in wet paper towels.

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　　虽然我很欣赏你的

　　"喔

　　又损人了"

　　While I appreciate the "Oh, snap,"

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　　但你那温湿的口气飘进我的耳中令我很不舒服

　　I'm uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear.

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　　你会用

　　Are you going to try

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　　穿隧结合来设定电压吗

　　to set up the voltages using tunnel junctions?

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　　是的

　　Yes, I am.

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　　你要看我笔记本上的模拟情况吗

　　You want to see a simulation on my laptop?

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　　好啊

　　给我看看

　　Oh, yeah, show me.

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　　在微生物学中

　　我做过的最激动人心的事情

　　In microbiology, the most exciting thing

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　　也就是跟酵母玩玩

　　I get to work with is yeast.

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　　霍华德

　　Howard?

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　　怎么了

　　Yeah?

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　　你的鞋子真漂亮

　　Your shoes are delightful.

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　　你在哪儿买的

　　Where did you get them?

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　逗你玩儿

　　我才不关心呢

　　Bazinga. I don't care.

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　　哈

　　吃灰吧你

　　Ha! Eat my dust,

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　　万年不变的古板水管工

　　racially stereotypical plumber.

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　　这不公平

　　That's not fair.

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　　我被一棵树卡住了

　　I got stuck behind a tree.

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　　外加一只母牛和企鹅

　　And a cow and a penguin.

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　　认了吧

　　兄弟

　　Face it, dude,

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　　不管是现实的车还是虚拟的卡通车

　　whether it's a real car or a virtual cartoon car,

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　　你都不能驾驭

　　you can't drive.

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　　只需要点练习而已

　　Just need a little more practice.

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　　你需要的是金手指

　　驾驶技巧和一盏神灯

　　What you need is cheat codes, motor skills and a magic genie

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　　来帮马里奥赛车小废柴实现愿望

　　who grants wishes to little boys who suck at Mario Kart.

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　　谢尔顿

　　我能跟你说两句话吗

　　Hey, Sheldon, can I talk to you for a second?

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　　这跟鞋没关系

　　对吧

　　It's not about shoes, is it?

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　　我不想再聊鞋子了

　　I don't think I could go through that again.

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　　跟鞋子无关

　　It's not about shoes.

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　　那就说吧

　　Then speak.

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　　我们能私下谈吗

　　Um, actually, can we do it in private?

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　　好吧

　　All right.

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　　走开

　　Go away.

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　　我知道很无礼

　　但她要私下谈

　　I agree, it's rude, but she asked for privacy.

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　　谢谢

　　拉杰

　　Thanks, Raj.

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　　事情是这样的

　　Okay, so here's the thing:

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　　我想请你教我一点物理学

　　I was wondering if you could maybe teach me a little physics?

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　　一点物理学

　　A little physics?

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　　没有这个说法

　　There's no such thing.

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　　物理学包含整个宇宙

　　Physics encompasses the entire universe,

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　　从量子粒子到超新星

　　from quantum particles to supernovas,

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　　从自旋电子到旋转星系

　　from spinning electrons to spinning galaxies.

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　　行

　　Yeah, okay, cool.

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　　不用说得像广播特别报导一样

　　I don't need the PBS special.

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　　只要了解到

　　I just want to know enough

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　　能和莱纳德谈他的工作就行

　　so I can talk to Leonard about his job.

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　　就像伯纳黛特那样

　　You know, like Bernadette does.

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　　干嘛不叫莱纳德教你

　　Why can't Leonard teach you?

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　　我想给他个惊喜

　　'Cause I want to surprise him.

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　　就不能以其他方式给他惊喜吗

　　Can't you surprise him in some other way?

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　　比如

　　你要是打扫一下房间

　　For example, I'm sure he'd be delightfully taken aback

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　　我肯定他又惊又喜

　　if you cleaned your apartment.

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　　拜托

　　谢尔顿

　　这对我很重要

　　Come on, Sheldon, this is important to me.

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　　佩妮

　　Penny,

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　　教你可是艰巨的任务

　　this would be a massive undertaking,

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　　我的时间既有限又宝贵呢

　　and my time is both limited and valuable.

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　　你整天都坐着玩电子游戏呢

　　You're sitting here playing video games all day.

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　　被你说中了

　　Okay, point.

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　　你学了哪些基础知识

　　What sort of foundation do you have?

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　　学校教过什么科学课吗

　　Did you take any science classes in school?

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　　有

　　我做过青蛙的实验

　　Sure. I did the one with the frogs.

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　　青蛙的实验

　　The one with the frogs.

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　　对

　　其实挺好玩的

　　Yeah, actually, it was pretty cool.

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　　很多女生都吐了

　　但我把小青蛙像鹿一样宰了

　　A lot of the girls threw up, but I gutted that thing like a deer.

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　　抱歉

　　佩妮

　　I'm sorry, Penny.

　　148

　　00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:34,410

　　恕我无能为力

　　I don't think so.

　　149

　　00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:35,570

　　别这样嘛

　　Oh, come on!

　　150

　　00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,370

　　你这么聪明

　　就当挑战一下

　　A smart guy like you, it'll be a challenge.

　　151

　　00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,870

　　当成实验来做嘛

　　You can make it like an experiment.

　　152

　　00:06:40,940 --> 00:06:43,270

　　有意思

　　Interesting.

　　153

　　00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,610

　　既然别人能教

　　I suppose if someone could teach sign language

　　154

　　00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:48,540

　　KoKo大猩猩学手语

　　to KoKo the gorilla...

　　155

　　00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:50,970

　　我也能教你基本物理学

　　I could teach you some rudimentary physics.

　　156

　　00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:51,970

　　太好了

　　Great!

　　157

　　00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,210

　　虽然有点侮辱人

　　但很好

　　It's a little insulting, but great.

　　158

　　00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:55,210

　　我就做KoKo吧

　　I'll be KoKo.

　　159

　　00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:56,410

　　不见得吧

　　Not likely.

　　160

　　00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:58,340

　　KoKo学会了超过两千个单词

　　KoKo learned to understand over 2,000 words,

　　161

　　00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:02,040

　　没有一个跟鞋子有关呢

　　not one of which had anything to do with shoes.

　　162

　　00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:04,610

　　伙计们好

　　Hey, fellas.

　　163

　　00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:06,740

　　这是在下的女友伯纳黛特

　　This is my girlfriend Bernadette.

　　164

　　00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:09,470

　　在下的女友伯纳黛特

　　My girlfriend Bernadette.

　　165

　　00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:10,940

　　他们都是谁

　　Who are all those people?

　　166

　　00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:12,110

　　不知道

　　Have no idea.

　　167

　　00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,140

　　好啊

　　莱纳德

　　Hey, Leonard.

　　168

　　00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:15,570

　　好

　　瞧瞧

　　Hi. Hey, look,

　　169

　　00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,240

　　这不是霍华德的女友伯纳黛特嘛

　　it's Howard and his girlfriend Bernadette.

　　170

　　00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:21,740

　　带这位小美人逛逛这老盐矿

　　Thought I'd give the little woman a tour of the old salt mines.

　　171

　　00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:24,310

　　他说的不是盐矿

　　He doesn't mean salt mines.

　　172

　　00:07:24,370 --> 00:07:26,970

　　他说的是工作地点

　　He means where he works.

　　173

　　00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,470

　　对

　　我知道

　　Yeah, no, I got it.

　　174

　　00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:33,240

　　你的实验进展如何

　　So, how's your experiment going?

　　175

　　00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:34,570

　　很顺利

　　Ah, terrific.

　　176

　　00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,970

　　我们正在准备电子加速器

　　We're getting the electron accelerator set up.

　　177

　　00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,910

　　后天就能准备好

　　We should be ready to go day after tomorrow.

　　178

　　00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:39,870

　　真想见识一下

　　Boy, I'd love to see that.

　　179

　　00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:41,010

　　欢迎你来

　　You're welcome to come.

　　180

　　00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:43,170

　　真的吗

　　太好了

　　Really? Oh, that'd be great.

　　181

　　00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,970

　　多兴奋啊

　　How exciting is that?

　　182

　　00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,870

　　简直就像七月过光明节一样

　　Like Hanukkah in July.

　　183

　　00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:49,940

　　七月有光明节吗

　　Do they have that?

　　184

　　00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,440

　　没有

　　No.

　　185

　　00:07:54,810 --> 00:07:56,370

　　又被你糊弄了

　　You got me again.

　　186

　　00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:00,810

　　这不是脱脂酸奶

　　This isn't non-fat yogurt.

　　187

　　00:08:00,870 --> 00:08:02,510

　　简直全是脂肪

　　This is fatty fat fat.

　　188

　　00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:04,840

　　失陪一下

　　Excuse me.

　　189

　　00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:06,170

　　心肝儿

　　能帮我拿张餐巾吗

　　Could you grab me another napkin, sweetie?

　　190

　　00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,170

　　-当然可以

　　-谢谢

　　宝贝

　　- Sure. - Thanks, honey.

　　191

　　00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,570

　　说

　　你打什么如意算盘

　　All right, what is your deal?

　　192

　　00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,940

　　你说什么

　　Excuse me?

　　193

　　00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:14,210

　　邀请我女朋友

　　Inviting my girlfriend

　　194

　　00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:16,670

　　去看你的电子加速器

　　to come see your electron accelerator?

　　195

　　00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:18,340

　　怎么了

　　Yeah? So?

　　196

　　00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:23,140

　　你真有两下子

　　You really are a piece of work.

　　197

　　00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:24,270

　　舞会皇后

　　It's not enough

　　198

　　00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:26,140

　　被你弄到手还不满意

　　you get the prom queen, you have to get

　　199

　　00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:28,310

　　你还想抢走陪衬头牌呢

　　the head of the decorating committee, too?

　　200

　　00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:30,410

　　你在说什么呢

　　What are you talking about?

　　201

　　00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:32,170

　　别跟我装无辜

　　Don't play innocent with me.

　　202

　　00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,640

　　用神奇实验设备勾引女人

　　I practically invented

　　203

　　00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:37,140

　　这招是我发明的

　　using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.

　　204

　　00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:38,910

　　成功过吗

　　Has it ever worked?

　　205

　　00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:41,270

　　目前没有

　　重点不是这个

　　Not so far, but that's not the point!

　　206

　　00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:42,470

　　霍华德

　　别紧张

　　Howard, relax.

　　207

　　00:08:42,540 --> 00:08:45,210

　　我对你女朋友没兴趣

　　I'm not interested in your girlfriend.

　　208

　　00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:46,470

　　最好如此

　　I hope not.

　　209

　　00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:49,540

　　你不会想跟我瞎搅和

　　Because you don't want to mess with me.

　　210

　　00:08:54,470 --> 00:08:57,670

　　我可是疯子

　　I'm crazy.

　　211

　　00:08:57,740 --> 00:09:00,770

　　我相信你

　　I believe you.

　　212

　　00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,510

　　实验日志

　　第一篇

　　Research journal, entry one.

　　213

　　00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,110

　　我准备开展

　　I'm about to embark on one of

　　214

　　00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:10,440

　　科学生涯中的巨大挑战之一

　　the great challenges of my scientific career:

　　215

　　00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:14,140

　　教佩妮物理学

　　teaching Penny physics.

　　216

　　00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:16,540

　　我称之为大猩猩工程

　　I'm calling it Project Gorilla.

　　217

　　00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:20,440

　　好啊

　　谢尔顿

　　Hey, Sheldon.

　　218

　　00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:22,110

　　请进

　　坐吧

　　Come in. Take a seat.

　　219

　　00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:25,540

　　实验目标已到

　　Subject has arrived.

　　220

　　00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:28,870

　　我亲切地欢迎她

　　I've extended a friendly casual greeting.

　　221

　　00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:30,470

　　准备好开始了吗

　　Ready to get started?

　　222

　　00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:31,740

　　稍等

　　One moment.

　　223

　　00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:40,410

　　目标气色很好

　　也很热情

　　Subject appears well-rested and enthusiastic.

　　224

　　00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:42,470

　　显然

　　无知是福

　　Apparently, ignorance is bliss.

　　225

　　00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:48,370

　　好吧

　　我们开始

　　All right, let us begin.

　　226

　　00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,040

　　你的笔记本呢

　　Where's your notebook?

　　227

　　00:09:50,110 --> 00:09:52,110

　　我没笔记本

　　Um, I don't have one.

　　228

　　00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:54,610

　　那你咋记笔记

　　How are you going to take notes without a notebook?

　　229

　　00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:56,510

　　还得记笔记吗

　　I have to take notes?

　　230

　　00:09:56,570 --> 00:09:58,810

　　不然你怎么考试

　　How else are you gonna study for the tests?

　　231

　　00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:00,170

　　最好还要考试吗

　　There's gonna be a test?

　　232

　　00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,670

　　可不止一次考试

　　Test-sss.

　　233

　　00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,140

　　给

　　Here.

　　234

　　00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:07,270

　　这是大学规定

　　It's college-ruled.

　　235

　　00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,010

　　希望没吓着你

　　I hope that's not too intimidating.

　　236

　　00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,070

　　多谢你的体贴

　　Thank you.

　　237

　　00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,070

　　不客气

　　You're welcome.

　　238

　　00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,970

　　现在开始讲物理学入门

　　Now, Introduction to Physics.

　　239

　　00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,840

　　什么是物理

　　What is physics?

　　240

　　00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:22,840

　　物理这个词来源于古希腊语中的"physika"

　　Physics comes from the ancient Greek word "physika."

　　241

　　00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:27,240

　　你该记笔记了

　　It's at this point that you'll want to start taking notes.

　　242

　　00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:32,570

　　"Physika"是指自然科学

　　"Physika" means the science of natural things.

　　243

　　00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,710

　　而就在那遥远的古希腊

　　我们的旅程开始了

　　And it is there, in ancient Greece, that our story begins.

　　244

　　00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,340

　　-靠

　　古希腊

　　-嘘

　　- Ancient Greece?!

　　- Hush.

　　245

　　00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:40,410

　　有问题

　　先举手

　　If you have questions, raise your hand.

　　246

　　00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:45,170

　　那是在大约公元前600年的一个仲夏夜

　　It's a warm summer evening, circa 600 BC.

　　247

　　00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:49,240

　　当你从集市[古希腊圣贤集会所]购物归来

　　You've finished your shopping at the local market, or Agora...

　　248

　　00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:55,110

　　抬头仰望夜空

　　...And you look up at the night sky.

　　249

　　00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:58,810

　　突然

　　你发现星星在游弋

　　There you notice some of the stars seem to move,

　　250

　　00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:03,440

　　于是

　　你将他们命名为"行星"或"漫游者"

　　So you name them "planetes," or "wanderer".

　　251

　　00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,640

　　佩妮同学

　　有问题吗

　　Yes, Penny?

　　252

　　00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:13,870

　　这和莱纳德的研究有什么关系

　　Um, does this have anything to do with Leonard's work?

　　253

　　00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:17,310

　　这是一个历时2600年的旅程

　　This is the beginning of a 2,600-year journey

　　254

　　00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:21,890

　　我们慢慢讲

　　不急 追溯到古希腊

　　We're going to take together from the ancient Greeks

　　255

　　00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,110

　　从艾萨克·牛顿到尼尔斯·玻尔[原子理论和量子力学的创始人]

　　Through Isaac Newton to Niels Bohr

　　256

　　00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,810

　　再到埃尔文·薛定谔[创立波动力学]

　　To Erwin Schrodinger

　　257

　　00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,410

　　再到荷兰研究学派

　　To the Dutch researchers

　　258

　　00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,470

　　莱纳德近来就在重复他们的研究呢

　　That Leonard is currently ripping off.

　　259

　　00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:33,070

　　居然有2600年

　　2,600 years?

　　260

　　00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,270

　　没错

　　可能有些许误差

　　Yeah, give or take.

　　261

　　00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:36,670

　　正如我之前所说

　　在那遥远的古希腊

　　As I was saying, it's a warm summer evening

　　262

　　00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,210

　　一个氤氲的仲夏夜

　　In ancient Greece...

　　263

　　00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:40,070

　　怎么了

　　佩妮同学

　　Yes, Penny?

　　264

　　00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:41,910

　　我要去洗手间

　　I have to go to the bathroom.

　　265

　　00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:43,170

　　你就不能憋一下吗

　　Can't you hold it?

　　266

　　00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,840

　　我可憋不了2600年

　　Not for 2,600 years.

　　267

　　00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:57,840

　　大猩猩实验

　　日志2

　　Project Gorilla, entry two.

　　268

　　00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:00,110

　　我被榨干了

　　I am exhausted.

　　269

　　00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:17,970

　　-霍华德

　　-怎么

　　- Howard?

　　- Huh?

　　270

　　00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,710

　　这个要从前面解开的

　　It unhooks in the front.

　　271

　　00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:23,240

　　难怪啊

　　Oh, that explains a lot.

　　272

　　00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:30,870

　　霍华德

　　我回来了

　　Howard, I'm home!

　　273

　　00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,040

　　整栋楼都听到了

　　Of course.

　　274

　　00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:35,840

　　老年健身取消了

　　Senior fitness was cancelled.

　　275

　　00:12:35,910 --> 00:12:38,940

　　我发现原来还真会忘了怎么骑车

　　It turns out you can forget how to ride a bike.

　　276

　　00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:44,740

　　我是没啥

　　但山姆·哈普蒂安摔了个嘴啃泥

　　I'm fine, but, oy, did Sam Harpootian eat gravel.

　　277

　　00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:47,110

　　太棒了

　　娘

　　That's great, Ma!

　　278

　　00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:49,870

　　80多的亚美尼亚老人摔断了半边下巴

　　What's great about an 80-year-old Armenian man

　　279

　　00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:52,610

　　有什么可棒的

　　With half his chin scraped off?!

　　280

　　00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:54,170

　　我想我得走了

　　I guess I should go.

　　281

　　00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,540

　　不

　　别动

　　No, no, don't move.

　　282

　　00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:58,640

　　娘

　　晚饭我想吃炖羊肉

　　Hey, Ma, can I have lamb stew for dinner?

　　283

　　00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:02,110

　　炖羊肉

　　那我还得去超市买

　　Lamb stew? I'd have to go to the supermarket.

　　284

　　00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:03,370

　　帮帮忙啦

　　Please?

　　285

　　00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,410

　　我真的很想吃嘛

　　I got a real hankering.

　　286

　　00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:12,470

　　噢

　　我最疼我家小屁脸宝贝了

　　Oh, I can't say no to my little tushy face.

　　287

　　00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,610

　　我很快回来

　　I'll be back soon.

　　288

　　00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:15,870

　　多谢啦

　　娘

　　Thanks, Ma.

　　289

　　00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,940

　　你要家常豌豆还是拉素豌豆[豌豆的一种]

　　Do you want the regular peas or the Le Seur?

　　290

　　00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,270

　　平时不都是加拉素豌豆的吗

　　Always Le Seur peas with lamb stew!

　　291

　　00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:28,240

　　好吧

　　你总是说得有理

　　You're right! When you're right, you're right!

　　292

　　00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,470

　　如果拉素豌豆卖完了咋办

　　What if they're out of the Le Seur?

　　293

　　00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,540

　　那就买家常的啊

　　Then get the regular!

　　294

　　00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:37,910

　　好吧

　　你别冲我吼啊

　　All right! You don't have to yell!

　　295

　　00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:41,640

　　抱歉

　　Sorry about that.

　　296

　　00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,840

　　我来调成震动

　　Let me just put that on vibrate.

　　297

　　00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,340

　　我早就调好啦

　　I'm already on vibrate.

　　298

　　00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,140

　　这个我可听懂了

　　You know, that one I got.

　　299

　　00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:55,140

　　霍华德

　　你和莱纳德说起我什么了吗

　　Howard, did you say something to Leonard about me?

　　300

　　00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,540

　　什么意思

　　Uh, what do you mean?

　　301

　　00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:58,670

　　他说我要是明天去看他的实验

　　He says if I go see his experiment tomorrow

　　302

　　00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,470

　　可能你会感觉不好

　　It might weird you out.

　　303

　　00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,210

　　是吗

　　他这样说吗

　　Really? He said that?

　　304

　　00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:04,210

　　你不是在吃莱纳德的醋吧

　　You're not jealous of Leonard, are you?

　　305

　　00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:06,340

　　我

　　才没有呢

　　Me? No.

　　306

　　00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,770

　　我只是说

　　在没和别人商量的情况下

　　I may have mentioned that it's a little inappropriate

　　307

　　00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,570

　　邀请别人的女友去看他的实验

　　To be asking another man's girlfriend to his experiment

　　308

　　00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,240

　　这样有点不太合适

　　Without first discussing it with said man.

　　309

　　00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,670

　　你的意思是

　　我和莱纳德一起还要经过同意

　　Are you saying I need to ask your permission to hang out with Leonard?

　　310

　　00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,610

　　我可没这么说

　　I didn't say anything like that.

　　311

　　00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:24,010

　　我是说莱纳德必须经过我同意

　　I said Leonard has to ask my permission.

　　312

　　00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:29,540

　　拜托

　　我可不想和我娘共进炖羊肉啊

　　Come on, I don't want to eat lamb stew with my mother.

　　313

　　00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:32,640

　　可恶

　　我差点就解开bra了

　　Damn, I was this close on the bra.

　　314

　　00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:39,940

　　记住

　　牛顿发现亚里士多德的理论是错的

　　Now, remember, Newton realized that Aristotle was wrong

　　315

　　00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,310

　　运动不需要靠力来维持

　　And force was not necessary to maintain motion.

　　316

　　00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:45,440

　　所以

　　加上a = 9.8平方米每秒

　　So let's plug in our 9.8 meters per second squared

　　317

　　00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,370

　　我们能得到

　　As "A" and we get

　　318

　　00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,040

　　万有引力乘以质量

　　Force-- Earth gravity- equals mass times 9.8 meters

　　319

　　00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:52,770

　　等于9.8米每秒的平方

　　Per second per second.

　　320

　　00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,270

　　从而得到ma = mg

　　So we can see that "ma" equals "mg"

　　321

　　00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:57,010

　　我们可以推算出什么

　　And what do we know from this?

　　322

　　00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:04,570

　　我们能推算出

　　Uh, we know that...

　　323

　　00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,210

　　牛顿真是个聪明绝顶的小甜饼

　　...Newton was a really smart cookie.

　　324

　　00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,740

　　哇

　　所以才有了牛顿打滚吗[一种点心

　　很像驴打滚]

　　Oh! Is that where Fig Newtons come from?

　　325

　　00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:14,770

　　不

　　牛顿打滚得名于马萨诸塞州的一个小镇

　　No, Fig Newtons are named after a small town in Massachusetts.

　　326

　　00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,440

　　-别光顾着记这个啊

　　-抱歉

　　- Don't write that down!

　　- Sorry.

　　327

　　00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:22,010

　　好

　　如果ma = mg

　　我们可以推算出什么

　　Now, if "ma" equals "mg," what does that imply?

　　328

　　00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:23,170

　　我不知道

　　I don't know.

　　329

　　00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,740

　　你怎么可以不知道

　　How can you not know?

　　330

　　00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,370

　　我都告诉你了啊

　　I just told you.

　　331

　　00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,840

　　你最近脑子被敲过了吗

　　Have you suffered a recent blow to the hea