高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译23素材

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　　老天爷啊

　　Oh, boy.

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　　干嘛

　　What?

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　　我无法在不违法协议的情况下 批评你的作品

　　I can't comment without violating our agreement that i'll not criticize your work.

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　　那你还说"老天爷"

　　Then what was "Oh, boy"?

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　　我已经相当克制自己了

　　Great restraint on my part.

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　　我的科学研究没有问题

　　There's nothing wrong with the science here.

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　　你所谓的"科学研究"

　　跟我的相比

　　Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do

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　　相差甚远吧

　　when you say, "Science."

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　　这样呢

　　Okay, how's that?

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　　其实刚刚的才是对的

　　You actually had it right in the first place.

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　　你又掉进我的 经典恶作剧陷阱了

　　Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks.

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　　气死你

　　Bazinga!

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　　收到一封很怪的邮件

　　Now here's a peculiar e-mail.

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　　大学校长要我明天早上8点

　　The president of the university wants me to meet him

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　　去他办公室见他

　　at his office tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m.

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　　-为什么

　　-没说

　　- Why? - It doesn't say.

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　　肯定是紧急事件

　　It must be an emergency.

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　　大学里的人都知道

　　我8点吃早餐

　　Everyone at the university knows I eat breakfast at 8:00

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　　8点20肠胃开始消化

　　and move my bowels at 8:20.

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　　没用啁啾鸟网站前过的是什么日子

　　Yes, how did we live before Twitter?

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　　明天早上就知道什么事了

　　I guess you'll find out what it is in the morning.

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　　还要14个小时呢

　　That's 14 hours away.

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　　接下来840分钟

　　For the next 840 minutes,

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　　我会像海森堡的粒子

　　I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles;

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　　只知道自己的地点或移动速度

　　I know where I am or I know how fast I'm going,

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　　但却不能同时知道两者

　　but I can't know both.

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　　那我怎么受得了

　　Yet how am I supposed to carry on

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　　这些恼人的东西老在我脑子里乱转

　　with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head?

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　　我很清楚这种感觉

　　Yeah, I know the feeling.

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard? Leonard?

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

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　　谢尔顿

　　现在是早上2点啊

　　Sheldon, it's 2:00 in the morning.

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　　怎么每个人都跟我说现在几点

　　Why is everybody keep telling me what time it is?

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　　每个人

　　Everybody?

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　　你

　　大学校长 还有他妻子

　　You, the president of the university, his wife,

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　　他们气急败坏的女儿

　　their sullen teenage daughter.

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　　他们全家都对现在几点 别人知不知道很感兴趣

　　That entire family is fascinated by what time it is and whether people know it.

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　　你居然在半夜跑去 塞伯特校长家

　　You went to President Seibert's house in the middle of the night?

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　　他没回复我的邮件

　　He didn't respond to my e-mail,

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　　我又不知道他的电话

　　his phone number is unlisted.

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　　那我还能怎么办

　　Tell me what my other option was.

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　　你可以等到早上啊

　　You could have waited until morning.

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　　对

　　对于你是不可能

　　I know, look who I'm talking to.

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　　你还记得我向

　　Do you remember the grant proposal I submitted

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　　国家科学基金会提交的 申请去北极勘测

　　to the National Science Foundation to detect slow-moving monopoles

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　　慢速磁单极子的申请吗

　　at the magnetic North Pole?

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　　一天不记都不行呢

　　Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it.

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　　你真好

　　Aw, how nice.

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　　基金会的北极考察队员

　　Well, a space opened up

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　　确定最后一刻

　　空出了空位

　　at the last minute on the NSF expedition to the Arctic Circle.

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　　等等

　　Wait a minute.

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　　他批准让你去北极

　　He offered to send you to the North Pole?

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　　对

　　Yes.

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　　他还相当热情呢

　　In fact, he was quite enthusiastic.

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　　他说"坦白说"

　　He said, "Frankly,

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　　"我巴不得今晚就送你去"

　　if I could send you tonight, I would."

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　　那你想去吗

　　Okay, well, do you want to go?

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　　当然不想

　　Of course not.

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　　我是理论物理学家

　　I'm a theoretical physicist.

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　　我选这个职业完全出于能在家办公

　　A career I chose in no small part because it's indoors,

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　　但如果我能在北极 勘测出慢速磁单极子

　　but if I'm able to detect slow-moving magnetic monopoles there,

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　　我就能成为证明弦理论的科学家

　　I will be the scientis to confirm string theory.

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　　人们会写书赞扬我

　　People will write books about me.

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　　三年级学生会做意粉画 描绘我的一生呢

　　Third-graders will create macaroni-art dioramas depicting scenes from my life.

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　　当然

　　说不定画个我揍死你的场景

　　Sure, maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death.

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　　冷嘲热讽?

　　Sarcasm?

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　　有可能

　　Maybe.

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　　真叫人难以取舍

　　I'm on the horns of a dilemma.

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　　你能想象我

　　谢尔顿·库珀

　　在北极吗

　　Can you imagine me, Sheldon Cooper, at the North Pole?

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　　小菜一碟

　　我现在就想着呢

　　Easy peasy, I'm doing it right now.

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　　但我怕冷啊

　　莱纳德

　　I'm not good with cold, Leonard.

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　　我们都多少次因为我喝冰吸太快

　　How often have we had to leave a movie theater

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　　结果头疼

　　because I got a headache

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　　提前离开电影院了

　　from drinking the Icee too fast?

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　　我不能去

　　I can't go.

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　　那就别去

　　Well, then don't go.

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　　你怎么能这么说

　　How can you say that?

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　　难得的科学机遇就在眼前

　　The scientific opportunity of a lifetime

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　　我最好的朋友却让我不要去

　　presents itself and my best friend says "Don't go."

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　　那就去呗

　　All right, then go.

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　　听听你说的话

　　Listen to you.

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　　我怎么去啊

　　How can I possibly go?

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　　谢尔顿

　　我到底要说什么

　　Sheldon, what are the words I can say right now

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　　才能结束这个话题

　　让我回去睡觉

　　to end this conversation and let me go back to sleep?

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　　真奇怪

　　塞伯特校长也这么问我

　　Odd, President Seibert posed the exact same question.

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　　结果呢

　　How was it resolved?

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　　没结果

　　她妻子放狗咬我 结果没下文了

　　It wasn't. His wife set their dogs on me and rendered the question moot.

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　　想象一下

　　如果他答应了

　　Just imagine. If he says yes,

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　　我们就能享受整个没谢尔顿的夏天

　　we'll have an entire summer without Sheldon.

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　　我们能去户外玩儿

　　We could play outside.

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　　我们能坐在沙发左边

　　We could sit on the left side of the couch.

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　　我能在8点20上厕所

　　I could use the bathroom at 8:20.

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　　我们的梦想真渺小啊

　　Our dreams are very small, aren't they?

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　　好消息

　　先生们

　　我暂时接受了

　　Good news, gentlemen, I have tentatively accepted...

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　　好耶

　　Yeah!

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　　加入北极考察队的邀请

　　...the invitation to join the Arctic Expedition.

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　　-没有你怎么行

　　-祝马到成功

　　- It's not gonna be the same without you. - Godspeed.

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　　谢谢 但别高兴得太早

　　Thank you, but your sentiments may be premature.

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　　我有不祥的预感

　　Ooh, I don't like where this is going.

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　　我正式提议

　　I would like to propose...

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　　你们三个和我一起去

　　that the three of you accompany me.

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　　去北极?

　　To the North Pole?

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　　是滴

　　Yes.

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　　是为了确保你走后 我们不会碰你的东西么

　　Is this just so we won't touch your stuff while you're away?

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　　我承认我是有此顾虑

　　I'll admit that was a concern.

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　　但事实是

　　But the fact is,

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　　我需要一个团队协助我

　　I'll need a support team.

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　　你们三个呢

　　And the three of you

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　　是我的最佳人选

　　are my first choice.

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　　真的

　　Really?

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　　的确有很多人比你们更加够格

　　Well, there are others who might be more qualified,

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　　但一想到要面试他们我就胃疼

　　but the thought of interviewing them gave me a stomachache.

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　　我知道这个提议比较重大

　　Now, I know I'm proposing an enormous undertaking,

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　　你们花几分钟讨论一下吧

　　so why don't you take a few moments to discuss it?

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　　我们不会真要和他

　　We're not really gonna go to the North Pole

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　　跑去北极吧

　　with him, are we?

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　　我现在还能听得到

　　I'm still within earshot!

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　　你们得等我把门关上

　　You may want to wait for my door to close.

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　　我们不会真要和他

　　We're not really gonna go

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　　跑去北极吧

　　to the North Pole with him, are we?

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　　等下

　　咱们想想

　　Hang on. Let's talk about it.

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　　这是国家科学基金探险项目

　　This is a National Science Foundation expedition.

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　　咱们怎么能拒绝呢

　　I don't know how we can turn it down.

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　　简单

　　不是说我们不想参加基金探险项目

　　Easy. Instead of saying, "No, we don't want to go on an NSF expedition,"

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　　而是我们不想花

　　say, "No, we don't want to spend

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　　跟一个疯子杵在北极圈的小木屋里

　　"three months stuck in a cabin in the Arctic Circle

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　　长达三个月

　　with an anal nutbag."

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　　但如果我们能成为证实弦理论团队的一员

　　But if we were part of the team that confirmed string theory,

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　　我们就能去任何大学城的酒吧免费喝酒

　　we could drink for free in any bar in any college town

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　　只要那个大学有比较强的科学研究组织

　　with a university that has a strong science program.

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　　霍华德

　　这可是重大科研项目

　　Howard, this is big science.

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　　你可以成为那个组建仪器的工程师

　　You could be the engineer who builds the equipment

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　　我们能因此上杂志封面呢

　　that puts us on the cover of magazines.

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　　我也可以成为那个造出一把弩弓

　　I could also be the engineer

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　　用来射杀谢尔顿的工程师

　　who builds the crossbow that kills Sheldon.

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　　你仍然可能因此上杂志

　　You still might get on a magazine.

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　　你们俩真的慎重考虑过了

　　So you guys are seriously considering this?

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　　-是的

　　-你们觉得能受得了谢尔顿

　　- Yes. - And you think you can put up with Sheldon?

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　　我是印度人嘛

　　Well, I'm a Hindu.

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　　我的信仰告诉我

　　今生的苦难

　　My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life

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　　来世将转为福音

　　we are rewarded in the next.

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　　和谢尔顿在北极历练三个月

　　Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon,

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　　我能重生成一个身材火爆又会飞的亿万富翁

　　and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!

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　　先生们

　　做出决定了么

　　Well, gentlemen, have you reached a decision?

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　　我加入

　　I'm in.

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　　我也加入

　　Me, too.

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　　晕死

　　给我压力

　　从了

　　Oh, damn it. Peer pressure. Fine.

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　　很好

　　Excellent.

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　　友情提示下

　　Just an FYI,

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　　既然我是考察队的队长

　　as I am the expedition's team leader,

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　　按规定你应该说"好的

　　队长"

　　protocol dictates that be phrased, "Fine, sir."

　　152

　　00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,400

　　不过别担心

　　But don't worry,

　　153

　　00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:42,570

　　会有新生培训的

　　there will be a briefing.

　　154

　　00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,200

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　155

　　00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:55,300

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon.

　　156

　　00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,130

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　157

　　00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:05,230

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon.

　　158

　　00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:07,230

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　159

　　00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,230

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon.

　　160

　　00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,230

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　161

　　00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,230

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon.

　　162

　　00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:11,230

　　佩妮

　　Penny!

　　163

　　00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:12,230

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon!

　　164

　　00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:13,230

　　佩妮

　　Penny!

　　165

　　00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:15,670

　　你要干嘛

　　What do you want?

　　166

　　00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:18,470

　　我想进入芝士蛋糕厂的步入式冷藏室

　　I need access to the Cheesecake Factory's walk-in freezer.

　　167

　　00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:20,830

　　亲爱的

　　我说过了

　　Now, honey, I already told you, the hamburger

　　168

　　00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:23,200

　　汉堡的肉饼是冷鲜保存的

　　meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature.

　　169

　　00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:29,600

　　不

　　这回是为了三个月的北极考察训练

　　No. This is to train for a three-month expedition to the magnetic North Pole.

　　170

　　00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:30,770

　　什么

　　What?

　　171

　　00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:34,970

　　我不知道这句话 哪里让你听不懂了

　　I don't know how that sentence could possibly confuse you...

　　172

　　00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:39,470

　　说详细点

　　我将和莱纳德

　　沃罗威茨

　　库萨帕里

　　but to elaborate, I'm going to the Arctic Circle

　　173

　　00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:41,330

　　一切去北极圈

　　with Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali.

　　174

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　　你们都去

　　You're all going?

　　175

　　00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,170

　　-是的

　　-去三个月

　　- Yes. - For three months?

　　176

　　00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:44,870

　　是的

　　Yes.

　　177

　　00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:46,330

　　不好意思

　　Excuse me.

　　178

　　00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:51,770

　　冷藏室的事你到底是同意还是不同意啊

　　Is that a yes or a no on the freezer?

　　179

　　00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:55,000

　　这女人的注意力跟小虫虫差不多

　　The woman has the attention span of a gnat.

　　180

　　00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:56,800

　　-嗨

　　莱纳德

　　-嗨

　　- Hey, Leonard. - Hey.

　　181

　　00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,870

　　谢尔顿说你们要去北极

　　Sheldon says you're going to the North Pole.

　　182

　　00:08:58,930 --> 00:09:00,400

　　是啊

　　另类吧

　　Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?

　　183

　　00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:03,470

　　是啊

　　只是有点惊讶

　　你没告诉我

　　Yeah. I'm just a little surprised you didn't tell me.

　　184

　　00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:05,670

　　事情发生得太快了

　　Oh, well, it all happened kind of fast.

　　185

　　00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:08,370

　　我们忙着体检

　　买保暖内衣

　　And we had to get physicals and buy thermal underwear

　　186

　　00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,370

　　还得研究下

　　积雪这些东西

　　and study up on, you know, snow and stuff.

　　187

　　00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:14,400

　　抱歉

　　我本来要告诉你的

　　Sorry, I was gonna tell you.

　　188

　　00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,400

　　你不用道歉

　　Oh, hey, no, you don't have to apologize.

　　189

　　00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:18,130

　　没有说你必须告诉我

　　There's no reason you have to tell me.

　　190

　　00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,870

　　我只不过

　　有点惊讶罢了

　　I was just... you know, surprised.

　　191

　　00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:21,300

　　是啊

　　你很忙

　　Yes, yes, you were busy,

　　192

　　00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,570

　　你很惊讶

　　激动人心

　　you were surprised, all very fascinating.

　　193

　　00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,370

　　冷藏室的事说到哪了

　　Now where do we stand on the freezer?

　　194

　　00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,670

　　他说真的吗

　　Is he serious?

　　195

　　00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:28,530

　　事实上

　　会有帮助的

　　Actually, it would help.

　　196

　　00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,300

　　好吧

　　我尽量吧

　　All right, I'll see what I can do.

　　197

　　00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:34,830

　　去北极呆三个月

　　So, three months at the North Pole.

　　198

　　00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,430

　　真是

　　Wow, that is...

　　199

　　00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,170

　　棒极了

　　awesome.

　　200

　　00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,300

　　是啊

　　Yeah.

　　201

　　00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,600

　　不好意思

　　你所谓的"尽量"

　　I'm sorry, but at what point do you put this

　　202

　　00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:43,470

　　到底是什么意思

　　"see what you can do" plan into action?

　　203

　　00:09:43,730 --> 00:09:46,700

　　给你提个醒

　　谢尔顿

　　Just a warning, Sheldon.

　　204

　　00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,900

　　那个冷藏室是从外面锁门的

　　The freezer locks from the outside.

　　205

　　00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:57,000

　　-你觉得她难过吗

　　-没有

　　- She seems upset to you? - No.

　　206

　　00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,700

　　-你觉得她难过吗

　　-没有

　　- Did she seem upset to you? - No.

　　207

　　00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:00,600

　　很好

　　我猜对了

　　Oh, good, I got it right.

　　208

　　00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:05,670

　　你难过吗

　　Are you upset?

　　209

　　00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:06,790

　　有一点

　　A little bit.

　　210

　　00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:11,600

　　两击两中

　　我真厉害

　　Two for two. I'm on fire.

　　211

　　00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:14,130

　　我知道她不是我的女朋友

　　I mean, I know she's not my girlfriend or anything,

　　212

　　00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,170

　　但是你不觉得我整个夏天都不在

　　but wouldn't you think she'd feel a little bad

　　213

　　00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:18,270

　　她会感到些许的难过吗

　　that I'm going to be gone for the whole summer?

　　214

　　00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:21,270

　　感觉像个附加题

　　That feels like a bonus question.

　　215

　　00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,560

　　见好就收啦

　　我好开心哦

　　I'm gonna stop here while I'm ahead but I've had a great time.

　　216

　　00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,460

　　好了

　　这次的训练目的

　　All right, the purpose of this drill

　　217

　　00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:43,540

　　是使我们适应在即将面对的 北极圈内极度寒冷的温度下

　　is to acclimate us to the use of tools in extreme temperatures

　　218

　　00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,510

　　使用各种工具

　　such as we will face in the Arctic Circle.

　　219

　　00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:47,090

　　你的工具呢

　　Where are your tools?

　　220

　　00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,720

　　就在这里

　　Right here.

　　221

　　00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:53,100

　　好了

　　队员们

　　打开练习工具箱

　　All right, team, open up your practice kits.

　　222

　　00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:54,910

　　由于校方不允许我

　　As the university did not permit me

　　223

　　00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:56,520

　　把实际用到的器材带到

　　to bring the actual equipment we'll be using

　　224

　　00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,950

　　蛋糕厂来

　　因为貌似呢

　　to the Cheesecake Factory, because apparently,

　　225

　　00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,160

　　我简直"不可理喻"

　　I'm "ridiculous,"

　　226

　　00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:02,990

　　我提供的替代器材

　　I've provided substitutes

　　227

　　00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:04,860

　　将极好地锻炼你们的动手技巧

　　which will exercise your fine motor skills.

　　228

　　00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:09,140

　　莱纳德

　　你要处理一系列 复杂的数学问题

　　Leonard, you will be doing a series of complex mathematical problems

　　229

　　00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,910

　　使用我在3年级时勇夺 地球科学金牌时获得的

　　on a vintage Casio model 1175 calculator watch I received

　　230

　　00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:16,390

　　老式卡西欧1175型计算器手表

　　when I won the Earth Science medal in 3rd grade.

　　231

　　00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,980

　　要好好待它

　　Treat it with respect.

　　232

　　00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:24,970

　　拉杰

　　你要在 六英寸高的精灵王子模型上

　　Raj, you will be painting sideburns and a Van Dyke

　　233

　　00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:27,700

　　画出连鬓胡和短尖髯

　　on a six-inch figurine of Legolas the elf.

　　234

　　00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:29,390

　　记住了

　　Now, remember,

　　235

　　00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:32,320

　　短尖髯是没有八字胡的山羊胡

　　a Van Dyke is a goatee without a mustache.

　　236

　　00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,700

　　沃罗威茨

　　你要在

　　Wolowitz, you will be completing

　　237

　　00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:38,070

　　经典儿童游戏"手术"上面

　　a series of delicate surgical procedures

　　238

　　00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,760

　　完成一系列精细外科手术

　　on the classic children's game "Operation."

　　239

　　00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:47,130

　　首先

　　To begin with, you will

　　240

　　00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:51,010

　　切除尺骨

　　赢得200美刀

　　"remove funny bone for two hundred dollars."

　　241

　　00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,400

　　我去麻省理工就因为这个

　　For this I went to MIT.

　　242

　　00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,250

　　开始

　　And begin.

　　243

　　00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:03,070

　　我好像吞了一些颜料

　　I think I swallowed some paint!

　　244

　　00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,670

　　带着手套

　　我按不了按键

　　I can't press any of the buttons with my gloves.

　　245

　　00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:11,160

　　冻死我了

　　Oh, son of a bitch!

　　246

　　00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,740

　　万事开头难

　　Adversity is to be expected.

　　247

　　00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:13,920

　　继续

　　Continue.

　　248

　　00:12:13,990 --> 00:12:17,370

　　靠

　　这下我要被起诉了

　　Oh, boy, am I gonna get sued.

　　249

　　00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,380

　　我做不到

　　Okay, I can't do this.

　　250

　　00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,500

　　我也做不到

　　Me either.

　　251

　　00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,140

　　先生们

　　想象一下

　　Gentlemen, use your imagination.

　　252

　　00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,290

　　创新

　　Innovate.

　　253

　　00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,950

　　韩梭罗让天行者卢克

　　Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker

　　254

　　00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,760

　　冻死在冰雪星球霍斯上了吗

　　freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth?

　　255

　　00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,040

　　没有

　　No.

　　256

　　00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,920

　　他切开一只圣兽

　　He cut open a tauntaun

　　257

　　00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:33,180

　　用它内部的体热给他取暖

　　and used its internal body heat to warm him up.

　　258

　　00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,690

　　各位听见啦

　　You heard the man.

　　259

　　00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,300

　　把他摁倒

　　我来剁开他

　　Hold him down and I'll cut him open.

　　260

　　00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:39,850

　　等一下

　　我知道我不具备领导潜质

　　Hang on, I know I don't possess the tools of leadership,

　　261

　　00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,960

　　但我不理解为什么不能在考察站

　　but I don't understand why we can't assemble the equipment

　　262

　　00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,830

　　装配好器材然后再拿出去呢

　　inside the hut and then take it outside.

　　263

　　00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,000

　　我没想到哦

　　I hadn't thought of that.

　　264

　　00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,120

　　训练完毕

　　I guess we're done here.

　　265

　　00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,520

　　来

　　尝尝这个

　　Here, drink slash eat this.

　　266

　　00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:01,990

　　什么啊

　　What is it?

　　267

　　00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:04,220

　　热巧克力加一块黄油

　　Hot chocolate with a stick of butter.

　　268

　　00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:07,640

　　为啥

　　Okay, why?

　　269

　　00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,680

　　因为在北极的严寒下

　　Because in the frigid temperatures in the Arctic,

　　270

　　00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,850

　　我们每天至少要摄入5千卡路里

　　we need to consume at least 5,000 calories a day

　　271

　　00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:13,430

　　来维持自身体重

　　just to maintain our body weight.

　　272

　　00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:15,060

　　谢尔顿

　　你明知我不能吃黄油

　　Sheldon, you know I can't eat butter.

　　273

　　00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:16,220

　　我会乳糖过敏

　　I'm lactose intolerant.

　　274

　　00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,570

　　早就想到了

　　那是一块

　　Way ahead of you, that's an

　　275

　　00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,050

　　"难以置信

　　居然不含黄油"[人造奶油]

　　"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" stick.

　　276

　　00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,850

　　妈咪

　　但是别人都要去北极

　　But mammy, all the other guys are going to the North Pole.

　　277

　　00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,160

　　我不管别人做什么

　　I don't care what the other guys are doing.

　　278

　　00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:29,010

　　如果他们想要跳孟加拉湾 游泳去斯里兰卡

　　If the other guys jumped in the Bay of Bengal and tried to swim to Sri Lanka,

　　279

　　00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:29,990

　　你也跟着去吗

　　would you follow them?

　　280

　　00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:33,100

　　你在我身后唠叨的话

　　我就跳

　　If you were standing behind me nagging, I might.

　　281

　　00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:35,350

　　别跟你母亲顶嘴

　　Don't talk back to your mother.

　　282

　　00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:38,010

　　这个太危险了

　　拉杰

　　This trip is much too dangerous, Rajesh.

　　283

　　00:13:38,010 --> 00:13:38,810

　　不是的

　　No, it's not.

　　284

　　00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:39,930

　　霍华德

　　告诉他们

　　Howard, tell them.

　　285

　　00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,610

　　库萨帕里医生和夫人

　　你们好

　　Doctor and Mrs. Koothrappali, namaste.

　　286

　　00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,010

　　我能理解你们的担心

　　I understand your concern,

　　287

　　00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:50,030

　　如果能让你们感觉好一点 连我母亲都同意让我去呢

　　but if it'll make you feel any better, my mother is fine with me going,

　　288

　　00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:55,200

　　她可是直到我17岁 才把我床上的安全栏拿掉

　　and this is a woman who kept a safety rail on my bed until I was 17.

　　289

　　00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:59,040

　　她不关心她儿子 会不会被海象吃掉?

　　So, she has no problem with her son being eaten by a walrus?

　　290

　　00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,840

　　这不可能

　　库萨帕里夫人

　　That's very unlikely, Mrs. Koothrappali.

　　291

　　00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,150

　　如果拉杰死了

　　If Raj dies,

　　292

　　00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:05,080

　　也只会因为冻伤

　　坏疽

　　严重晒伤

　　it'll be from frostbite, gangrene, acute sunburn

　　293

　　00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:09,020

　　或者被1500磅重的北极熊撕成碎片

　　or being ripped to shreds by a 1,500 pound polar bear.

　　294

　　00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:12,980

　　妈妈

　　我把你接到免提上 跟拉杰的父母通话

　　Ma, I'm putting you on speakerphone with Raj's parents.

　　295

　　00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:16,020

　　您能告诉他们 您同意我去北极吗

　　Can you tell them that you're okay with me going to the Arctic?

　　296

　　00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,240

　　北极

　　Arctic?!

　　297

　　00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:21,050

　　我以为你说的是阿肯色州

　　I thought you said Arkansas!

　　298

　　00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,700

　　我没那么说

　　I didn't say that.

　　299

　　00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,080

　　你从来都不仔细听

　　You never listen to me!

　　300

　　00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,150

　　他什么都不告诉我

　　He doesn't tell me anything!

　　301

　　00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:30,290

　　他就知道自惭形秽

　　苟且偷生

　　He lives a secret life because he's ashamed!

　　302

　　00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,550

　　莱纳德

　　能跟你谈谈吗

　　Hey, Leonard, can I talk to you for a sec?

　　303

　　00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:38,310

　　当然

　　去外面说吧 那里少一些尖叫和罪恶

　　Sure, but let's go out here where there's a little less yelling and guilt.

　　304

　　00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:40,120

　　怎么了

　　What's up?

　　305

　　00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,580

　　我给你准备了一份送别礼物

　　Well, I got you a little going away present.

　　306

　　00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,390

　　毯子啊

　　Oh, a blanket.

　　307

　　00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,900

　　不对

　　不只是毯子

　　Oh, no, no, no, not just a blanket.

　　308

　　00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:49,780

　　看见没

　　还有袖子呢

　　See, it has sleeves.

　　309

　　00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:57,800

　　这样你就能蜷在里面

　　So, you can, you know, be all snoodled up

　　310

　　00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,140

　　搞你的科研了

　　while you do your science stuff.

　　311

　　00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:03,020

　　酷啊

　　Oh, wow, cool.

　　312

　　00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,420

　　我会想你的

　　Oh, I'm gonna miss you.

　　313

　　00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,010

　　-回见

　　-再见

　　- See you later. - Bye.

　　314

　　00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,160

　　跟你说了

　　没有

　　I told you no!

　　315

　　00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,600

　　为什么不信我

　　Why don't you believe me?

　　316

　　00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,460

　　因为我无法理解

　　'Cause it doesn't make sense to me!

　　317

　　00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:29,490

　　印度这么大一个国家

　　How can it be that in the entire country of India,

　　318

　　00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:32,020

　　怎么会连一家澳美客牛排坊都没有

　　there isn't one Outback Steakhouse?!

　　319

　　00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,170

　　谢尔顿

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon... Sheldon?

　　320

　　00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:44,540

　　奶奶

　　我要吃饼干

　　I want a cookie, Meemaw.

　　321

　　00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,210

　　谢尔顿

　　是我

　　Sheldon, it's me.

　　322

　　00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,750

　　但是奶奶刚刚做了饼干

　　But Me