高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译1素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕1

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　　《生活大爆炸》前情回顾

　　Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

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　　我和莱纳德

　　沃罗威茨

　　库萨帕里

　　I am going to the Arctic Circle

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　　要去北极圈

　　with Leonard, Walowitz, and Koothrappali.

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　　-去三个月

　　-没错

　　- For three months?

　　- Yes.

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　　你说会想我是什么意思

　　What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?

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　　意思是我不想你走

　　It means I wish you weren't going.

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　　[三个月后]

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　　谢天谢地

　　到家了

　　Oh, thank God we're home.

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　　难以置信我们在那冰冷的地狱呆了3个月

　　I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.

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　　简直就是个噩梦

　　It was like a snowy nightmare

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　　梦里漫天飞雪

　　而又无法醒来

　　from which there was no awakening.

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　　我不知道你们对北极考察的感想

　　I don't know what Arctic expedition you guys were on,

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　　我只觉得意犹未尽

　　but I thought it was a hoot and a half.

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　　你好

　　妈妈

　　Oh, hi, Mom.

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　　不

　　我说了

　　到家了再打电话给你

　　No, I told you I'd call you when I got home.

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　　我还没到家呢

　　I'm not home yet.

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　　行了

　　到家了

　　All right, I'm home.

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　　北极考察非常成功

　　The Arctic expedition was a remarkable success.

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　　说不定我将来能得一个诺贝尔奖

　　I'm all but certain there's a Nobel Prize in my future.

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　　其实

　　不应该这样说

　　Actually, I shouldn't say that.

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　　我完全确定能得

　　I'm entirely certain.

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　　不

　　妈妈

　　我感觉不到

　　No, Mother, I could not feel

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　　你的教会小组为我祈祷平安

　　your church group praying for my safty.

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　　就算我平安回家也不证明祈祷有效

　　The fact that I'm home safe does not prove that it worked.

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　　这个逻辑完全是个谬误

　　The logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc.

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　　不

　　我没有用爱斯基摩口吻跟你顶嘴

　　No, I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk.

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　　我去告诉佩妮我们回来了

　　I'm gonna go let Penny know we're back.

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　　妈妈

　　我得挂了

　　Mother, I have to go.

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　　爱你

　　拜

　　Yeah, love you. Bye.

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　　好啊

　　老朋友

　　Hello, old friend.

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　　爹爹回来了

　　Daddy's home.

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　　莱纳德

　　你回来啦

　　Leonard, you're back.

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　　对

　　我过来跟你说...

　　Yeah. I just stopped by to say-- hmph!

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　　-嗨

　　-嗨

　　- Yeah. So, hi.

　　- Hi.

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　　妈的

　　早知道我先来说我们回来了

　　Damn it, I should have gone over and told her we were back.

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　　就是

　　先到先得嘛

　　Yeah, it was first-come, first-serve.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第一集

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　　先跟你们俩声明

　　I just want you both to know,

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　　等我发表我的发现时

　　When I publish my findings,

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　　我不会忘记你们的付出的

　　I won't forget your contributions.

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　　-太好了

　　-谢谢

　　- Great.

　　- Thanks.

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　　但在诺贝尔领奖感言中不能提及你们

　　Of course, I can't mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech,

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　　不过写传记时

　　but when I get around to writing my memoirs,

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　　我会在注脚上提到你们

　　you can expect a very effusive footnote

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　　或者给你们一本我签名的传记

　　and perhaps a signed copy.

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　　我们得告诉他

　　We have to tell him.

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　　告诉我什么

　　Tell me what?

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　　该死的瓦肯听力[星际迷航]

　　Damn his Vulcan hearing.

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　　你们打算给我办派对

　　是吧

　　You fellows are planning a party for me, aren't you?

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　　谢尔顿

　　坐

　　Okay, Sheldon, sit down.

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　　如果要搞主题派对的话

　　先告诉你们

　　If there's going to be a theme I should let you know

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　　我不喜欢夏威夷式

　　罗马式和"海底式"

　　that I don't care for luau, toga or "under the sea."

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　　我们会记在心里

　　Yeah, we'll keep that in mind. Look...

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　　我们想谈谈在北极发生的一些事

　　We need to talk to you about something that happened at the North Pole.

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　　如果是说没有暖气那晚的事

　　If this is about the night the heat went out,

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　　没什么好害臊的

　　there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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　　不是那件事

　　It's not about that.

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　　我们说好不再提这个

　　And we agreed never speak of it again.

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　　不就是一起裸睡嘛

　　So we slept together naked.

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　　这只是以防体温骤降而已

　　It was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting.

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　　他还真说上了

　　He's speaking about it.

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　　对我觉得

　　这可以促进我们的感情

　　For me, it was a bonding moment.

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　　谢尔顿

　　你还记得开始几周

　　Sheldon, you remember the first few weeks

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　　我们在探测磁单极子

　　We were looking for magnetic monopoles

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　　结果一无所获

　　And not finding anything and you were acting

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　　你变成面目可憎的大JJ霸主吗

　　like an obnoxious, giant dictator?

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　　我以为要婉转点跟他说呢

　　thought we were going to be gentle with him.

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　　所以我才加了霸主

　　That's why I added the "tator."

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　　接着终于测出一些可用数据时

　　And then when we finally got our first positive data,

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　　你多高兴啊

　　you were so happy.

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　　是啊

　　Oh, yes.

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　　用表情字符表达就是：D[笑脸]

　　In the world of emoticons, I was colon, capital "D."

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　　其实

　　你的仪器侦测的数据

　　Well, in actuality, what your equipment detected

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　　不是范式转变单极子的证据

　　wasn't so much evidence of paradigm-shifting monopoles

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　　那是...

　　as it was...

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　　电动开罐刀具的静电

　　static from the electric can opener

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　　我们在不停开关

　　we were turning on and off.

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　　他的表情一下变成了：O[惊讶]

　　He just went colon, capital "O."

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　　你们篡改了我的实验

　　You tampered with my experiment?

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　　我们别无选择

　　We had to.

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　　只有这样

　　It was the only way to keep you

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　　你才不会变成狄更斯专家（混蛋JJ）

　　from being such a huge Dickensian.

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　　懂吗

　　我加了专家

　　You see that? I add the "ensian."

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　　莱纳德知道吗

　　Did Leonard know abouthis?

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　　他是我最好的朋友

　　Leonard's my best friend in the world.

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　　他肯定不知道

　　Surely Leonard didn't know.

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　　其实

　　这是他的主意

　　Actually, it was his idea.

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　　当然是莱纳德

　　试验计划是他制定的

　　Of course it was. The whole plan weeks of Leonard.

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　　-我好想你

　　-我也好想你

　　- I missed you so much.

　　- I missed you, too

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　　你不在

　　我都没想其他人

　　I couldn't even think of anyone else while you were gone.

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　　我也是

　　Me, neither.

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　　除了没有暖气那晚

　　Except for one night when the heat went out.

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　　说来话长

　　别问了

　　Long story. It's... Don't ask.

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard.

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　　别出声

　　Do not make a sound.

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　　你在低声说"别出声"

　　Whispering, "Do not make a sound..."

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　　就出声了

　　...is a sound.

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　　该死的瓦肯听力

　　Damn his Vulcan hearing.

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　　现在没空

　　谢尔顿

　　Not a good time, Sheldon.

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　　佩妮

　　Penny.

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　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny. Penny.

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　　啊

　　真是要命

　　Oh, this is ridicules.

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　　干嘛

　　What?

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　　你好

　　佩妮

　　Hello, Penny

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　　我明白你现在正完全被

　　I realize you're currently at the mercy

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　　最原始的野性冲动所控制

　　of your primitive biological urges,

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　　可是 反正你这辈子还会有

　　but as you have an entire lifetime

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　　无数错误的决定

　　我能不能打断这一个?

　　of poor decisions ahead of you, may I interrupt this one?

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　　我也很高兴见到你

　　请进

　　It's great to see you too. Come on in.

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　　沃罗威茨刚告诉我你的那个大骗局

　　Wolowitz has informed me of your grand deception.

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　　你有没有什么要解释的

　　Do you have anything to say for yourself?

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　　是的

　　我对此觉得十分难过

　　Yes, I feel terrible about it.

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　　我绝不能原谅我自己

　　我也不准备你会

　　I will never forgive myself, I don't expect you to, either,

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　　我想你应该让我留在这儿跟佩妮

　　and I would really appreciate it if you would leave me with Penny

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　　做一下自我检查和深刻忏悔

　　for a session of self-criticism and repentance.

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　　啊

　　你们能不能告诉我究竟是怎么回事儿

　　Okay, can someone please tell me what's going on here?

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　　事情是

　　他们让我以为

　　What's going on is I was lead to believe

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　　我在科学研究上有了惊天动地的大发现

　　I was making groundbreaking strides in science,

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　　而事实上

　　我记录的数据是错的

　　when in fact, I was being fed

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　　是沃罗威茨和库萨帕里

　　false data at the hands of Wolowitz, Koothrappali

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　　还有你这个小毛毛孩儿做出来的

　　and your furry little boy toy.

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　　真的吗

　　Is that true?

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　　只有这样才能让他高兴啊

　　It was the only way to make him happy.

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　　可是你干嘛非要让他高兴呢

　　Well, why'd you have to make him happy?

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　　因为他不高兴的时候

　　我们都想杀了他

　　Because when he wasn't happy, we wanted to kill him.

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　　我们甚至有过计划

　　There was even a plan.

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　　我们打算把他的炉子扔到外头

　　We were going to throw his kindle outside,

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　　等他出去捡的时候

　　把门锁上

　　and when he went to get it, lock the door

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　　冻死他

　　and let him freeze to death.

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　　这听起来有点过分吧

　　That seems like a bit of an overreaction.

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　　这不是

　　过分的计划是把你四肢绑到

　　No, the overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs

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　　四队雪撬狗上

　　然后大喊"驾"

　　to four different sled dog teams and yell, "Mush."

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　　听者

　　我们保存了原始数据

　　Look, we kept the original data.

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　　你还是可以发表你的结果

　　You can still publish the actual results.

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　　但是本来的结果失败了啊

　　Yes, but the actual results are unsuccessful

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　　而我已经给大学里所有人发了电邮

　　and I've already sent an e-mail to everyone at the university

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　　告诉他们我证实了弦理论

　　explaining that I have confirmed string theory

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　　并且永远地改变了人类对宇宙的认识

　　and forever changed man's understanding of the universe.

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　　啊

　　真是

　　唉

　　你也许不该这么做的

　　Aw, see, yeah, you probably shouldn't have done that.

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　　那就再写一封

　　告诉他们真相

　　So write another e-mail. Set the record straight.

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　　没什么大不了的

　　It's no big deal.

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　　你说得对

　　莱纳德

　　You're right, Leonard.

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　　没什么大不了的

　　It's not a big deal.

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　　你不过是欺骗了我

　　摧毁了我的梦想

　　All you did was lie to me, destroy my dream

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　　并且在全校人面前羞辱了我

　　and humiliate me in front of the whole university.

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　　这个

　　告诉你

　　是讽刺

　　That, FYI, was sarcasm.

　　149

　　00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:50,060

　　事实上

　　我相信这是很大很大的事情

　　I, in fact, believe it is a big deal.

　　150

　　00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:53,540

　　哦

　　多可怜啊

　　Oh, the poor thing.

　　151

　　00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,060

　　是啊

　　我很难过

　　Yeah, I feel terrible.

　　152

　　00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:57,900

　　等等

　　你不去跟他谈谈吗

　　Wait wait, aren't you going to go talk to him?

　　153

　　00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,270

　　什么

　　呃

　　他没事的

　　What? Uh, he'll be fine.

　　154

　　00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,070

　　那家伙很坚强的

　　过来么

　　The guy's a trooper. Come here.

　　155

　　00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:03,160

　　你说的对

　　你是不该跟他谈

　　No, you're right-- you shouldn't talk to him.

　　156

　　00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:04,780

　　该我来

　　I will.

　　157

　　00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,290

　　天哪

　　我怎么就没一点好运呢

　　Man, I cannot catch a break.

　　158

　　00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,100

　　想聊聊吗

　　Do you want to talk?

　　159

　　00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:20,820

　　聊什么

　　About what?

　　160

　　00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:22,990

　　聊我是怎么被朋友欺骗的吗

　　Being betrayed by my friends?

　　161

　　00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:26,380

　　毫无意义地在北极呆了三个月

　　Spending three months at the North Pole for nothing?

　　162

　　00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:29,390

　　我连动漫展都没去成

　　And I didn't even get to go to Comic-Con!

　　163

　　00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,830

　　哦

　　亲爱...

　　Oh, hon...

　　164

　　00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,380

　　嗯

　　Uh...

　　165

　　00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:43,880

　　软软的猫猫

　　温温的猫猫...

　　Soft kitty, warm kitty...

　　166

　　00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,790

　　那是我生病时候唱的

　　伤心不是生病

　　That's for when I'm sick. Sad is not sick.

　　167

　　00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,140

　　对不起

　　Oh. Sorry.

　　168

　　00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:49,460

　　我不知道你伤心的歌啊

　　I don't know your sad song.

　　169

　　00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,900

　　我没有伤心的歌

　　我又不是小孩儿

　　I don't have a sad song. I'm not a child.

　　170

　　00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:57,080

　　你知道么

　　我其实理解你的心情

　　Well, you know, I do understand what you're going through.

　　171

　　00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:58,350

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　172

　　00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,480

　　你刚刚被人抢走了服务员的

　　Did you just have the Nobel Prize in waitressing

　　173

　　00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:02,200

　　诺贝尔奖吗

　　stolen from you?

　　174

　　00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:05,940

　　没有

　　不过我高三的时候

　　Well, no, but when I was a senior in high school,

　　175

　　00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,330

　　我的一个朋友听说

　　one of my friends heard

　　176

　　00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:09,320

　　我会被选为啦啦队的队长

　　I was going to be named head cheerleader.

　　177

　　00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:10,970

　　哦

　　我那个高兴啊

　　Oh, I was so excited.

　　178

　　00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,670

　　我妈甚至给我烤了一个庆祝馅饼

　　My mom even made me a celebration pie.

　　179

　　00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:16,660

　　结果他们把队长给了那个笨透了的瓦丽瑞·马斯巴赫

　　Then they named stupid Valerie Mosbacher head cheerleader.

　　180

　　00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,200

　　那个贱货

　　Big old slutbag.

　　181

　　00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,390

　　你是说

　　Are you saying

　　182

　　00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,760

　　你认为"庆祝馅饼"

　　that you think a "celebtion pie"

　　183

　　00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,990

　　能跟诺贝尔奖相提并论吗

　　is even remotely comparable to a Nobel Prize?

　　184

　　00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:30,630

　　嗯

　　那馅饼很好吃呢

　　Well, they're pretty tasty.

　　185

　　00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:34,320

　　还有一个不同的

　　但并非完全无关的事情

　　And on a different, but not unrelated topic,

　　186

　　00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:37,200

　　就看你现在对我的鼓励方式

　　based on your current efforts to buoy my spirits,

　　187

　　00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,570

　　你难道真相信你能胜任

　　do you truly believe that you were ever fit

　　188

　　00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:42,770

　　给运动员加油的工作吗

　　to be a cheer leader?

　　189

　　00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:48,810

　　听着

　　谢尔顿

　　我只是不认为

　　Look, Sheldon, I just don't think

　　190

　　00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,140

　　莱纳德他们真想伤害你

　　that the guys and Leonard really meant to hurt you.

　　191

　　00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:53,460

　　你明白吗

　　他们只是为了摆脱困境

　　You know? They just told an unfortunate lie

　　192

　　00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:55,520

　　而撒了个很糟的谎

　　to deal with a difficult situation.

　　193

　　00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:57,110

　　好吧

　　你知道是什么样吗

　　Okay, you know what it's like?

　　194

　　00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,560

　　记得那个新的《星际迷航》电影里

　　Remember that scene in the new Star Trek movie

　　195

　　00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,530

　　柯克要占领飞船

　　when Kirk has to take over the ship,

　　196

　　00:10:00,590 --> 00:10:02,700

　　他就对史波克说了很多谎

　　so he tells Spock all that stuff he knew wasn't true,

　　197

　　00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:06,290

　　比如说史波克不在乎他妈妈的死之类的

　　like saying Spock didn't care his mom died?

　　198

　　00:10:06,350 --> 00:10:08,950

　　我错过了动漫展

　　连新的《星际迷航》电影也错过啦

　　I missed Comic- Con and the new Star Trek movie!

　　199

　　00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,910

　　我喜欢你的新造型

　　I like the new look.

　　200

　　00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:16,960

　　谢谢

　　Thanks.

　　201

　　00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,760

　　我称之为"克鲁尼" [著名演员]

　　I call it "the Clooney."

　　202

　　00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:26,200

　　我称之为"玛丽和路易" [超级玛丽游戏系列]

　　不过无所谓

　　I call it "the Mario and Luigi but whatever.

　　203

　　00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:29,440

　　嘿 谢尔顿怎么样了

　　Hey, how's sheldon doing?

　　204

　　00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,280

　　他早上从他房间出来时

　　Well, he came out of his room this morning

　　205

　　00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,730

　　带着黑武士头盔

　　wearing his Darth Vader helmet and

　　206

　　00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:34,770

　　想用“能量”砍死我

　　trying to chop me to death with the "force"

　　207

　　00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:36,870

　　所以我觉得他好点了

　　so I would say "a little better."

　　208

　　00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,310

　　请原谅我突然改变我们的话题

　　If I may abruptly change the subject,

　　209

　　00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:41,480

　　你最终有没有跟佩妮那样

　　did you and Penny finally... you know.

　　210

　　00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:43,300

　　-霍华德 -我本人是不关心

　　- Howard... - Personally, I don't care,

　　211

　　00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,550

　　但是我的小弟弟叫我问你

　　but my genitals wanted me to ask.

　　212

　　00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:47,940

　　告诉你的小弟弟

　　Well tell your genitals

　　213

　　00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,970

　　我跟佩妮的进展不关他的事

　　what I do with Penny is none of their business.

　　214

　　00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,910

　　他说他们没发生那种事

　　He says they didn't do it.

　　215

　　00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,250

　　谢尔顿 这边

　　Sheldon, over here.

　　216

　　00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:11,700

　　你在做什么

　　What are you doing?

　　217

　　00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,750

　　他让我感到难受

　　well, I feel bad for the guy.

　　218

　　00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:20,000

　　谢尔顿 你为什么单独坐在那里

　　Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?

　　219

　　00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,680

　　因为我没有朋友

　　Because I am without friends.

　　220

　　00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:25,280

　　我就像德国童谣唱的奶酪一样

　　独自生存

　　Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone.

　　221

　　00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,210

　　[德语]独自就座

　　Evenhile seated.

　　222

　　00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,970

　　拜托 我们向你道歉了

　　Come on. We said we we sorry.

　　223

　　00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,900

　　你的一句"我很抱歉"

　　It's going to take more than an "I'm sorry"

　　224

　　00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:34,030

　　和从佩妮店里面买的道歉馅饼

　　and a store-bought apology pie from Penny

　　225

　　00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:35,980

　　都不能抵消你们对我犯下的罪行

　　to make up for what you've done to me.

　　226

　　00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:37,020

　　嘿 库珀

　　Hey, Cooper.

　　227

　　00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:38,710

　　我看到了你发的收回信

　　Read your retraction email.

　　228

　　00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,130

　　这下你的名誉可毁了

　　Way to destroy your reputation.

　　229

　　00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,990

　　看到了吧

　　You see?

　　230

　　00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:45,610

　　整个早上人们一直指指点点嘲笑我

　　People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.

　　231

　　00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,060

　　不光是今天早上

　　That's not true.

　　232

　　00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:49,960

　　人们一直都在指指点点嘲笑你

　　People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.

　　233

　　00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:51,860

　　好了 我受够了

　　All right, I've had enough.

　　234

　　00:11:51,930 --> 00:11:53,270

　　各位请注意

　　Attention, everyone.

　　235

　　00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:55,100

　　我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

　　I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

　　236

　　00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,460

　　正如你们中的许多来自物理系的人所知

　　As many of you in the physics department might know,

　　237

　　00:11:57,530 --> 00:12:00,420

　　我的事业轨迹出现了小小的曲折

　　my career trajectory has taken a minor detour.

　　238

　　00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,140

　　坠下了悬崖

　　Off a cliff.

　　239

　　00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,780

　　我的名誉多少受到了点损坏

　　My credibility may have been damaged

　　240

　　00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:07,040

　　彻底损坏了

　　Completely wrecked.

　　241

　　00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,900

　　但是我想提醒各位的是

　　But I would like to remind you that in science,

　　242

　　00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,580

　　在科学领域不存在失败

　　there's no such thing as failure.

　　243

　　00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,990

　　曾有一个人因为

　　There once was a man who was referred to his prediction

　　244

　　00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:18,170

　　他对一个宇宙常数的预测而被称为他事业中的最大错误

　　of a cosmological constant as the single "biggest blunder"

　　245

　　00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,280

　　这个人的名字就是

　　of his career. That man's name was--

　　246

　　00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,030

　　你们猜

　　你们猜

　　surprise, surprise--

　　247

　　00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:23,320

　　爱因斯坦

　　Albert Einstein.

　　248

　　00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,270

　　但是暗能量的研究

　　Yeah, but research into Dark Energy

　　249

　　00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:29,250

　　证明爱因斯坦的宇宙常数

　　proved that Einstein's cosmological constant

　　250

　　00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,450

　　是一直正确的

　　所以你仍然是一个

　　was actually right all along, so you're still--

　　251

　　00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,810

　　你们猜

　　你们猜

　　surprise, surprise--

　　252

　　00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:36,130

　　失败者

　　a loser.

　　253

　　00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,350

　　哦

　　你以为你很聪明

　　Oh, you think you're so clever.

　　254

　　00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,690

　　但是

　　让我来告诉你

　　Well, let me just tell you,

　　255

　　00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,610

　　虽然我现在想不出尖刻的话来反驳你

　　while I do not currently have a scathing retort,

　　256

　　00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:45,940

　　但我想到之后会发邮件给你的

　　you check your e-mail periodically for a doozy.

　　257

　　00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:53,180

　　我们和谢尔顿的友谊算是完了

　　So much for our friendship with Sheldon.

　　258

　　00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:58,260

　　不过暖气停了的那晚将会一直留在我们的记忆中

　　Well, we always have the night the heat went out.

　　259

　　00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,680

　　-嗨 -嘿

　　- Hi.

　　- Hey.

　　260

　　00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,280

　　以为我们昨天晚上被打断了

　　Listen, since we got, you know, interrupted last night,

　　261

　　00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:12,320

　　我没找到机会给你这个

　　I didn't have a chance to give you this.

　　262

　　00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,890

　　哦

　　莱纳德

　　你不用这样的

　　Oh, Leonard, you shouldn't have.

　　263

　　00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,560

　　哦

　　天哪

　　Oh, boy!

　　264

　　00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,760

　　这是什么

　　What is it?

　　265

　　00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,690

　　一片雪花

　　It's a snowflake.

　　266

　　00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,120

　　北极的雪花

　　From the North Pole.

　　267

　　00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,220

　　真的吗

　　Are you serious?

　　268

　　00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,390

　　是啊

　　Uh-huh.

　　269

　　00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,520

　　永不变质的

　　It'll last forever.

　　270

　　00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:32,820

　　我把它保存在纯净的 聚乙烯醇缩醛树脂里了

　　I preserved

　　in a one percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.

　　271

　　00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:37,720

　　天哪

　　Oh, my God.

　　272

　　00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:39,860

　　这是我听到但没能理解的话中

　　That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me

　　273

　　00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,420

　　最浪漫的一句

　　that I didn't understand.

　　274

　　00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:44,720

　　其实这个过程挺简单的

　　It's actually a pretty simple process.

　　275

　　00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,760

　　氰基丙烯酸酯这种单质会聚合于

　　You see, cyanoacrylates are monomers which polymerize on--

　　276

　　00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,260

　　红色警报

　　莱纳德

　　谢尔顿跑了

　　Red alert, Leonard. Sheldon ran away.

　　277

　　00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,090

　　天

　　我就不能走运一回

　　Man, I cannot catch a break.

　　278

　　00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,120

　　你怎么知道他跑了

　　So, how do you know he ran way?

　　279

　　00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:01,190

　　他不接电话

　　Well, he's not answering his phone,

　　280

　　00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:03,390

　　向学校提交了辞职报告

　　he handed in his resignation at the university

　　281

　　00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:06,320

　　他还发短信给我说

　　“我跑了”

　　and he sent me a text that said, "I'm running away."

　　282

　　00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:08,360

　　好吧

　　谢谢你告诉我

　　Okay, well, thanks for letting me know.

　　283

　　00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:10,520

　　莱纳德

　　你不要做点什么吗

　　Well, Leonard, aren't you going to do something?

　　284

　　00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:13,490

　　当然要做了

　　Of course I'm going to do something.

　　285

　　00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,690

　　霍华德

　　你去漫画书店看看

　　Uh, Howard, you check the comic book

　　286

　　00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,260

　　拉杰去泰国饭馆看看

　　Raj, go to the Thai restaurant.

　　287

　　00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,590

　　我跟佩妮呆在她家里

　　I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.

　　288

　　00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,790

　　我靠

　　Oh, damn it

　　289

　　00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:23,790

　　是谢尔顿他妈

　　It's Sheldon's mother.

　　290

　　00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,360

　　我算是走不了运了

　　A break cannot be caught.

　　291

　　00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,860

　　你好

　　库珀夫人

　　Hi, Mrs. Cooper.

　　292

　　00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,760

　　是嘛

　　he is?

　　293

　　00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:33,360

　　谢尔顿回得克萨斯州的家了

　　Sheldon went home to Texas

　　294

　　00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,830

　　是的

　　我知道他辞职了

　　Yeah, no, I know he resigned.

　　295

　　00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,590

　　是的

　　我想是我们的错

　　Yes... I guess it is kind of our fault.

　　296

　　00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:43,690

　　不不不

　　你是对的 是要有人跟他谈谈

　　No, no, no. You-you're right. Someone needs to come talk to him.

　　297

　　00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,120

　　别担心

　　我会处理的

　　Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

　　298

　　00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,490

　　好的

　　好吧

　　Yeah. All right.

　　299

　　00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,190

　　新计划

　　New plan.

　　300

　　00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,590

　　霍华德

　　你和拉杰特去得克萨斯

　　Howard, you and Raj go to Texas.

　　301

　　00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,560

　　我跟佩妮呆在她家里

　　I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.

　　302

　　00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,930

　　你不跟他们一起去吗

　　Well, you're not gonna go with them?

　　303

　　00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,460

　　我刚刚送给你雪花

　　Well, you know, I gave you the snowflake

　　304

　　00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,830

　　我们正在接吻

　　and we were kissing and...

　　305

　　00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,070

　　拜托

　　我可不想这时候去得克萨斯

　　Oh, come on, I don't want to go to Texas!

　　306

　　00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,680

　　你以为我想去

　　Oh, right, and I do?

　　307

　　00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,610

　　我们犹太人已经穿越了一次沙漠了 [圣经故事]

　　My people already crossed a desert once.

　　308

　　00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:08,010

　　我们不再干了

　　We're done.

　　309

　　00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,880

　　相信我

　　你会没事的

　　再见

　　Trust me, you'll be fine. See ya.

　　310

　　00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,650

　　等一下

　　莱纳德

　　Well, wait a second, Leonard, come on,

　　311

　　00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,150

　　你怎么能不去呢

　　他是你最好的朋友

　　how can you not go? He's your best friend.

　　312

　　00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,860

　　没错

　　但他的裸体我已经看过了

　　Yeah, but I already saw him naked.

　　313

　　00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:23,280

　　我保证我会等着你回来

　　I promise I will be he when you get back.

　　314

　　00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,690

　　放心去帮谢尔顿吧

　　Just go help Sheldon.

　　315

　　00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,370

　　真的

　　Really?

　　316

　　00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:29,480

　　是啊

　　我们已经等了几个月了 再等几天又有何妨

　　Yeah. We waited a few months. We can wait a few more days.

　　317

　　00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,980

　　你也许能等

　　Maybe you can.

　　318

　　00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:40,280

　　快去

　　Go.

　　319

　　00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,960

　　天