高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译19素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕19

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　　好了

　　灭了

　　Okay, it's done.

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　　伙计们

　　Look, guys, for the future,

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　　我不介意以后帮你们灭大蜘蛛

　　I don't mind killing the big spiders,

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　　但那么小的不用我出手吧

　　But you have to at least try with the little ones.

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　　佩妮

　　拜托

　　Penny, please.

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　　我们面对的问题可比蜘蛛纲动物严峻得多

　　We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.

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　　谢尔顿

　　没那么严重

　　Sheldon, it's not so bad.

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　　不严重

　　简直是毛骨悚然

　　Not bad? it's horrible.

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　　你觉得像听故事一样

　　I mean, you hear stories about this sort of thing,

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　　以为不会发生在你身上

　　But you never think it'll happen to you.

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　　他们不就是把你的饺子蒸了一下嘛

　　So they steamed your dumplings.

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　　算了吧

　　Get over it.

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　　拜托

　　换个新话题

　　New topic, please.

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　　好吧

　　佩妮

　　All right, penny.

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　　我借这个机会向你表达

　　Let me take this opportunity to point out

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　　你今天看起来相当令人销魂

　　That you are looking particularly ravishing today.

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　　霍华德

　　一千个套套都别想

　　Not with a thousand condoms, howard.

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　　这么说还真有个数量

　　So, there is a number.

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　　拜托

　　换个新话题

　　Okay, new topic, please.

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　　你们知道楼上5A的人要搬出去吗

　　Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5a are moving out?

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　　-别说

　　嘘

　　-虾米

　　- No, shh-shh-shh! - what?!

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　　楼上的人要搬了

　　The people upstairs are moving out.

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　　别说

　　No!

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　　恐怖至极

　　The horror...

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　　你干嘛非要提这事呢

　　Why would you just say something like that?

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　　不

　　不

　　不

　　No, no, no, no, no, no, no...

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　　那我还能怎么说

　　How else was I supposed to say it?

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　　慢一点

　　就像放一条新买的鱼进鱼缸

　　Slowly. like putting a new fish in a tank.

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　　不能直接丢进去

　　You don't just drop it in.

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　　要连鱼带袋子先放进去一段时间

　　You let the bag sit in the water a while.

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　　恐怖至极

　　The horror...

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　　谢尔顿

　　我保证不会有事的

　　Sheldon, I'm sure it's going to be fine.

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　　不可能会好了

　　No, it's not going to be fine.

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　　改变总是不好的

　　Change is never fine.

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　　人们说改变是好事

　　事实才不是

　　They say it is, but it's not.

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　　亲爱的

　　你认识那些要搬的人吗

　　Okay, honey, did you even know the people that are moving out?

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　　我从没见过他们

　　I never met them.

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　　这样他们才完美

　　That's what made them perfect.

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　　不用尴尬地在楼道打招呼

　　There were no awkward "hellos" in the halls.

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　　不会有高跟鞋踩在木质地板的咔咔声

　　There's no clickety-clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors.

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　　这一家就像是一窝小猫

　　They may as well have been a family of

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　　从这个窗帘跳到那个窗帘

　　Cats just jumping around from drape to drape.

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　　但没有尿液中恼人的氨味

　　Without that annoying ammonia urine smell.

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　　我保证新来的也会安安静静的

　　Well, I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet.

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　　你怎么知道

　　You can't know that.

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　　你怎么可能知道

　　How can you possibly know that?

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　　对

　　我不知道

　　告诉你

　　You're right, I can't. you know what?

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　　任何人都可能租那个房

　　Anyone could rent that apartment now.

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　　歌剧歌手啦 跺脚舞演员啦

　　an opera singer, the cast of stomp...

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　　有条木腿的踢踏舞海盗啦

　　Yeah, a tap-dancing pirate with a wooden leg.

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　　你干嘛要越搞越糟

　　Why are you making it worse?

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　　我想搞好点

　　他不干而已

　　I tried making it better. he wouldn't go for it.

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　　对啊

　　真是好主意

　　You're right! that's a great idea.

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　　-什么

　　-我去租那个房

　　- What? - I'll take the apartment upstairs.

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　　我就能摆脱我妈

　　I can finally get away from my mother

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　　我们也有更多时间聚聚

　　And we can all spend some more time together.

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　　明白我的用意吧

　　If you catch my drift.

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　　恐怖至极

　　The horror...

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　　等等 你真以为我会相信

　　Hold on. You honestly expect me to believe

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　　社交礼仪规定

　　that social protocol dictates we

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　　我们不惜弄伤腰骨帮沃罗威茨搬家

　　Break our backs helplping wolowitz move,

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　　而他只要给我们买份匹萨吗

　　and then he only need buy us a pizza?

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　　抱歉

　　事实就是这样

　　I'm sorry, that really is how it works.

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　　你骗我

　　You' tricking me.

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　　说实话

　　好处到底是什么

　　You tell me the truth, what do we get?

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　　拉杰

　　搭救我吧

　　Raj, help me out here.

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　　你能在PS3[索尼游戏机]和山地车中任选其一

　　You get to choose between a mountain bike or a ps3.

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　　我就知道

　　I knew it!

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　　PS3

　　肯定选PS3

　　Ps3, definitely ps3.

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　　有谁会选山地车

　　Who would pick a mountain bike?

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　　别再自责了

　　妈

　　Enough with the guilt, ma.

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　　我们还会见面

　　We'll still see each other.

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　　我每天晚上回来和你吃饭

　　I'll come over every night and have dinner with you.

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　　你会才怪呢

　　The hell you will!

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　　我这成什么了

　　星级餐馆吗

　　What am I running here, a fancy restaurant?

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　　这里像橄榄园餐厅吗

　　Does this look like olive garden?!

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　　我知道了

　　你生气

　　Okay, I get it, you're angry.

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　　你不想让你的小小鸟离巢

　　You don't want to see your little bird leave the nest.

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　　小小鸟

　　"little bird"?

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　　你都快30了

　　You're almost 30!

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　　看在上帝的份上

　　快飞吧

　　Fly, for god's sake!

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　　行

　　我不走了

　　Fine, I'll stay!

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　　高兴了吧

　　疯婆子

　　Ya happy, crazy lady?

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　　肯定高兴死了

　　I sure as hell hope so,

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　　因为你就是要毁掉我的生活

　　because you're ruining my life!

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　　佩妮

　　我是莱纳德

　　Hey, penny? it's leonard.

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　　好消息

　　你不用把头放进烤箱了

　　Good news, you can take your head out of the oven.

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　　看来也不用戴这个了

　　I guess I won't be needing this.

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　　苍天啊

　　Oh, no...

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　　新来滴

　　The new ones.

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　　他们来了

　　They're here.

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　　冷静点

　　我们还不了解他们呢

　　Stay calm. we don't know anything about them yet.

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　　你这是干嘛

　　What are you doing?

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　　我查查有没有乐器

　　I'm checking for musical instruments.

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　　像不像响板的声音

　　Does that sound like castanets to you?

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　　盒子上写着厨房呢

　　The box says "kitchen."

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　　那又怎样

　　So?

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　　毒贩会在盒子上写可卡因么

　　do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box?

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　　你们好

　　Hello?

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　　-你好

　　-你好

　　Hello. hello.

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　　-你好

　　-你好

　　-你好

　　Hello. hello. hello.

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　　我叫艾丽西娅

　　I'm Alicia.

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　　我搬来楼上住

　　I'm moving in upstairs.

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　　那真是太好了

　　That is so great.

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　　我叫莱纳德

　　Oh, I'm leonard.

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　　我住下面

　　I live downstairs.

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　　在这层的楼上

　　不过还是在你下面啦

　　Upstairs from here, but under you.

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　　不是在你人下面

　　是你楼下

　　Not under you per se, but under your apartment.

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　　挺好

　　That's nice.

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　　是啊 挺好

　　Yeah, it is.

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　　你的举动表明你有和她交配的冲动

　　If that concludes your faltering attempt to mate...

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　　你好

　　Hello.

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　　你好

　　Hello.

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　　你好

　　Hello.

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　　从一到十打分

　　On a scale of one to ten

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　　你怎么给自己打分呢

　　How light of foot would you describe yourself

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　　一表示一点也不像猫

　　With one being not cat-like at al

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　　十表示你是猫中之猫

　　And ten being freakishly feline?

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　　猫中之猫？

　　"freakishly feline"?

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　　这是你给出的答案还是你没有理解问题

　　Is that your answer or do you not understand the question?

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　　先不说这个

　　We'll come back to that one.

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　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon...

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　　等一下

　　Hang on.

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　　你目前抑或过去有没有跳过萨尔萨舞

　　Are you now or have you ever been a salsa

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　　爱尔兰民族舞或者霹雳舞

　　Irish folk or break-dancer?

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　　没

　　No.

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　　你弄得别人不舒服了

　　You're making her uncomfortable.

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　　抱歉

　　Oh, I'm sorry.

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　　到现在为止你表现很不错

　　Well, if it helps you feel any better

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　　希望能让你感觉好点

　　you're doing very well so far.

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　　下个问题

　　你有生育能力吗

　　Next question，are you fertile?

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　　什么

　　What?!

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　　我在判定婴儿在我头上

　　I'm trying to determine whether crying

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　　哭哭啼啼的可能性

　　Infants above my head are a possibility.

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　　我现在没这个打算

　　I have no immediate plans.

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　　改变主意的话

　　记得告诉我

　　If that changes, let me know.

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　　最后一个问题

　　铺小地毯

　　赞成还是反对

　　And finally, area rugs, pro or con?

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　　-赞成

　　-艾丽西娅

　　Pro? alicia?

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　　-怎么

　　-欢迎你入住

　　Yes? welcome to the building.

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　　莱纳德

　　太感谢你的帮忙了

　　Thanks so much for helping me, leonard.

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　　感谢你给我帮忙的机会

　　Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help.

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　　伙计们

　　Oh, hey, guys.

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　　佩妮

　　这是艾丽西娅

　　我们的新邻居

　　Hey, penny. this is alicia, our new neighbor.

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　　你好

　　Hi.

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　　你好

　　Hi.

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　　我在帮她忙呢

　　I'm helping.

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　　看得出来哦

　　I can see.

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　　艾丽西娅对音乐不感冒

　　无子女

　　赞成铺地毯

　　Alicia's non-musical, childless and pro-rug.

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　　她还在我的考察期内

　　但我看好她

　　She's still on probation, of course, but I like her.

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　　T恤很酷啊

　　Cool t-shirt.

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　　是吗

　　我一般不这样穿的

　　Oh, yeah, I don't usually dress like this.

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　　我去慢跑

　　I'm going jogging.

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　　你好像从不慢跑吧

　　You don't jog.

　　154

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　　现在开始

　　I can start.

　　155

　　00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,220

　　行

　　True

　　156

　　00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,650

　　但是对于你的穿着

　　更可信的解释是

　　But the more likely explanation for your

　　157

　　00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:05,100

　　你又没干净衣服换了

　　Attire is that you're out of clean clothes again.

　　158

　　00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:05,940

　　谢尔顿

　　我谢谢你

　　Thank you, sheldon.

　　159

　　00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,570

　　佩妮

　　不客气

　　You're welcome, penny.

　　160

　　00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,900

　　没事

　　你看起来很可爱

　　Please, you look cute.

　　161

　　00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:12,000

　　瞧

　　我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的

　　I'm dressed like a slob today, too.

　　162

　　00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,970

　　我觉得很惊艳啊

　　I think you look fantastic.

　　163

　　00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,440

　　他挺会演戏吧

　　This one's a player, huh?

　　164

　　00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,840

　　是啊

　　你要小心哦

　　Oh, yeah, be careful.

　　165

　　00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,570

　　谢谢提醒

　　Thanks for the warning. okay.

　　166

　　00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,840

　　-过会儿见

　　-拜拜

　　-I'll see you around. -see ya.

　　167

　　00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:30,540

　　瞧

　　我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的

　　I'm dressed like a slob today, too.

　　168

　　00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,500

　　鹦鹉学舌啊

　　Oh, mimicry.

　　169

　　00:07:32,570 --> 00:07:34,040

　　我喜欢玩鹦鹉学舌

　　I enjoy mimicry.

　　170

　　00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:37,070

　　我模仿过星战第六部的阿克巴上将

　　I've been working on admiral ackbar from return of the jedi.

　　171

　　00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,340

　　"这是个圈套"

　　"it's a trap."

　　172

　　00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,670

　　你得把我想象成一个大乌贼脑袋

　　You have to imagine me with a giant squid head.

　　173

　　00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,600

　　"这是个圈套"

　　"it's a trap."

　　174

　　00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:58,870

　　"这是个圈套"

　　"it's a trap."

　　175

　　00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,840

　　"这是个圈套"

　　"it's a trap."

　　176

　　00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,470

　　请进

　　Come.

　　177

　　00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,370

　　祝贺一下

　　你终于洗衣服了

　　Congratulations, I see you did your laundry.

　　178

　　00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,900

　　-这个

　　算是吧

　　-什么叫算是吧

　　-Well, sort of. -how does one "sort of..."

　　179

　　00:08:34,970 --> 00:08:37,000

　　我买了新衣服

　　行了吧

　　I bought new clothes, okay?

　　180

　　00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:38,770

　　莱纳德在不在

　　Is leonard around?

　　181

　　00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,370

　　他在楼上跟艾丽西娅一起

　　He's upstairs at Alicia's.

　　182

　　00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,000

　　好吧

　　行

　　没啥

　　Oh. all right, that's cool, no biggie.

　　183

　　00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:46,540

　　他答应过帮我装打印机

　　再等一会吧

　　He said he'd help me set up my printer, but I guess I can wait.

　　184

　　00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,070

　　他到底在楼上干什么呢

　　What exactly is he doing up there?

　　185

　　00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:51,640

　　我认为是旨在毁灭我而进行的战略行动

　　In what I can only perceive as a tactical move to destroy me,

　　186

　　00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,200

　　他跟库萨帕里和沃罗威茨在帮她装音响

　　He is with wolowitz and koothrappali setting up her stereo.

　　187

　　00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:57,540

　　他们都在楼上 是吗

　　Oh, they're all up there, huh?

　　188

　　00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,740

　　正常

　　Hmm, typical.

　　189

　　00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,070

　　这很明显不正常

　　It's axiomatically atypical.

　　190

　　00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:05,020

　　到现在为止

　　他们不了解艾丽西娅

　　Up until recently, they did not know alicia,

　　191

　　00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:07,540

　　也没有在其他地方相处过

　　And had no encounters with her in a previous location.

　　192

　　00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,650

　　以前他们从不上楼拜访房客

　　They never went upstairs to visit the former tenants,

　　193

　　00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,900

　　而你将他们的行为鉴定为正常

　　So your characterization of their behavior as "typical"

　　194

　　00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:14,600

　　是绝对的谬误

　　Is demonstrably fallacious.

　　195

　　00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,900

　　好了

　　现在我看到一颗大乌贼脑袋了

　　Okay, now I see the giant squid head.

　　196

　　00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,170

　　这下好

　　我又得重新来一遍

　　Oh, great! now, I have to start all over again.

　　197

　　00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,870

　　我是想过租这房子

　　Yeah, I thought about renting this apartment,

　　198

　　00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:36,730

　　不过我更像那种城里

　　But I'm really more of a

　　199

　　00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:38,600

　　住跃层的黄金单身汉

　　"downtown loft" kind of guy.

　　200

　　00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:40,600

　　不错啊

　　你现在住跃层吗

　　Cool. so are you in a loft now?

　　201

　　00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,270

　　事实上

　　Oh, actually,

　　202

　　00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:44,540

　　我现在阿塔迪纳那里和一个女人同居

　　I'm, uh, living with a woman in altadena.

　　203

　　00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,170

　　不过是纯柏拉图式的

　　她同时是我的女佣

　　Purely platonic. she's also my maid.

　　204

　　00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,970

　　听起来蛮不错的

　　Sounds like a sweet deal.

　　205

　　00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,470

　　不过说实话

　　她差你太远了

　　I won't lie. it's pretty dope.

　　206

　　00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:56,040

　　有人吗

　　Hello?

　　207

　　00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,970

　　我过来给你带了些欢迎礼物

　　Hey, I just wanted to bring you a little housewarming gift.

　　208

　　00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,570

　　那真是太好了

　　That is so sweet.

　　209

　　00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,700

　　进来

　　我们打开看看吧

　　Come on in. let's open it. great.

　　210

　　00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,970

　　你这裙子不错

　　Nice dress.

　　211

　　00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,040

　　哪里哪里

　　我今天穿得邋里邋遢的

　　Oh, this? I'm dressed like a slob today.

　　212

　　00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:12,070

　　他们正在帮我设功放

　　The guys have been helping me set up my sound system.

　　213

　　00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:14,770

　　他们真是我有过最帅的技术帮手了

　　I've never had such good-looking technical support.

　　214

　　00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,570

　　哪里哪里

　　Oh, pish-posh.

　　215

　　00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:22,770

　　我怎么知道

　　它意思是不值一提

　　I don't know, it means shucks.

　　216

　　00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,340

　　不值一提就是不值一提的意思

　　"shucks" means shucks.

　　217

　　00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,440

　　你就不能等等再说这个

　　Let one go once in a while.

　　218

　　00:10:27,870 --> 00:10:30,770

　　-对了佩妮

　　你知道还有什么奇事吗

　　-什么

　　-Hey, uh, penny, you want to hear something awesome?

　　-Yeah.

　　219

　　00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,040

　　艾丽西娅跟你一样也是个演员

　　Alicia is an actress, just like you.

　　220

　　00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:36,200

　　太棒了

　　That is so awesome.

　　221

　　00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:39,300

　　想是这样想

　　但也没那么容易

　　Well, trying to be, but it's so hard.

　　222

　　00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:40,670

　　是啊

　　跟我说说关于你的事

　　Yeah, I know, tell me about it.

　　223

　　00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,030

　　我在这里待了足足三个月

　　I've been out here three months,

　　224

　　00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,080

　　结果只搞到几个全国广告

　　And all I've gotten is a couple of national commercials

　　225

　　00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:46,140

　　还有肥皂剧的小客串

　　And this recurring thing on a soap.

　　226

　　00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,600

　　所以我现在还在蛋糕店工作

　　That's why I work at the cheesecake factory.

　　227

　　00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:52,570

　　我感觉那些角色都不适合我

　　I'm holding out for the right part.

　　228

　　00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,510

　　艾丽西娅

　　你DVD想怎么设啊

　　Alicia, what do you want as your default setting for dvds

　　229

　　00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:01,340

　　5.1杜比还是家庭影院

　　5.1 dolby or dts?

　　230

　　00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,970

　　你看着办好了

　　小可爱

　　Whatever you think is best, cutie.

　　231

　　00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,840

　　家庭影院的低音更好

　　那就...

　　Well, dts has more low end, so...

　　232

　　00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,140

　　好的

　　Okay.

　　233

　　00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,970

　　对了各位

　　你们绝对会喜欢这个的

　　Uh, hey, guys, guys, you will really appreciate this.

　　234

　　00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,840

　　我刚在网上读了个超赞的科学笑话

　　I read the best science joke on the internet.

　　235

　　00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,070

　　艾丽西娅

　　你不懂的

　　但是他们很喜欢这个

　　Alicia, you won't get it, but it's right up their alley.

　　236

　　00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,510

　　就是 从前有个物理学家

　　Anyway, so, this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor

　　237

　　00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,390

　　每周都去冰淇淋店点两个圣代

　　every week and orders an ice

　　238

　　00:11:26,390 --> 00:11:28,650

　　一个自己吃

　　Cream sundae for himself, and then offers one

　　239

　　00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,800

　　一个放在旁边的空座位

　　To the empty stool sitting next to him.

　　240

　　00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:33,840

　　好久都是这样 直到店主好奇问他为什么

　　This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing.

　　241

　　00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,870

　　他说

　　因为我是物理学家

　　The man says, "well, I'm a physicist,

　　242

　　00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:40,410

　　而量子物理理论 告诉我们总有几率

　　and quantum mechanics... Teaches us "that it is possible

　　243

　　00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:45,420

　　这张空座位上面 的物质会变成一个

　　For the matter above this stool "to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman

　　244

　　00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:48,300

　　可能爱上我的MM

　　Who might accept my offer and fall in love with me."

　　245

　　00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,070

　　店主然后说

　　这里每天

　　The owner then says, "well, lots of single,

　　246

　　00:11:50,070 --> 00:11:51,740

　　都有大队单身MM

　　"beautiful women come in here ever day.

　　247

　　00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,870

　　你干嘛不买冰淇淋泡她们

　　"why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them,

　　248

　　00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:55,640

　　让她们爱上你

　　And they might fall in love with you?"

　　249

　　00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:59,840

　　物理学家说

　　那个发生的几率又可能有多大呢

　　And the physicist says, "yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?"

　　250

　　00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:07,340

　　这有点侮辱人

　　你不觉得吗

　　It's a little insulting, don't you think?

　　251

　　00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,640

　　怎么会知道

　　How would I know?

　　252

　　00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,700

　　我自己都不理解这有什么好笑的

　　I'm not even sure I get it.

　　253

　　00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,370

　　对了

　　莱纳德

　　Hey, leonard?

　　254

　　00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,240

　　你装好那个DVD以后

　　If you're done with the dvd player,

　　255

　　00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,040

　　能不能再帮我装这个打印机

　　can you set up my printer?

　　256

　　00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,540

　　乐意为您效劳

　　Uh, yeah, I'd love to.

　　257

　　00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,380

　　等你装好她的

　　Uh, hey, maybe when you're done with her printer,

　　258

　　00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,900

　　来装我的吧

　　You could set up mine.

　　259

　　00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,400

　　你知道

　　你答应的...在一周前

　　You know, like you promised... a week ago.

　　260

　　00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,400

　　好的

　　我会来的

　　先别烦我

　　Yeah, I'll get to it-- don't nag me.

　　261

　　00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:32,220

　　好啊

　　美女

　　Hello there

　　262

　　00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,370

　　是谁啊

　　Who is it?

　　263

　　00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:58,370

　　你好

　　佩妮 门是开的

　　请进

　　Oh hello, penny. It's open-- come in.

　　264

　　00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,400

　　这就叫讽刺

　　Sarcasm.

　　265

　　00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,340

　　他们还都泡在楼上呢

　　Well, they're all still up there.

　　266

　　00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,040

　　你以为我没听见吗

　　You think I can't hear them?

　　267

　　00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,370

　　听听啊

　　呯呯呯

　　Listen to that. Stomp, stomp, stomp.

　　268

　　00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:14,040

　　那是沃罗威茨踩他那个高跟皮鞋

　　没错的

　　That's wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one.

　　269

　　00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:17,040

　　我不知道我为什么会介意呢

　　I don't even know why I care.

　　270

　　00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,170

　　我才不介意

　　I don't care.

　　271

　　00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,340

　　好吧

　　我介意得去背那个白痴笑话 但是我只介意到那个程度

　　All right, I cared enough to memorize that stupid joke, but that's all I care.

　　272

　　00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,770

　　你知道吗

　　佩妮 蜂窝实际上

　　You know, penny, there's something that

　　273

　　00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:28,100

　　很有趣的

　　Occurs in beehives you might find interesting.

　　274

　　00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,010

　　有时候

　　Occasionally,

　　275

　　00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:33,500

　　新的蜂王会在老蜂王还在位时闯进来

　　A new queen will arrive while the old queen is still in power.

　　276

　　00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:34,930

　　此时

　　When this happens,

　　277

　　00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:38,930

　　老蜂王要不另谋出路

　　The old queen must either locate to a new hive or

　　278

　　00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:44,000

　　要不就去拼个你死我活

　　Engage in a battle to the death until only one queen remains.

　　279

　　00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,940

　　你说什么呢

　　我被艾丽西娅威胁了?

　　What are you saying, that I'm threatened by alicia?

　　280

　　00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,470

　　难道你说我是那个老蜂王 现在该滚蛋了

　　That I'm like the old queen of the hive and it's just time for me to go?

　　281

　　00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,240

　　我只是在说蜜蜂

　　I'm just talking about bees.

　　282

　　00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,300

　　探索频道在播这个

　　They're on the discovery channel.

　　283

　　00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:01,800

　　你在说什么呢

　　What are you talking about?

　　284

　　00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,400

　　蜜蜂

　　Bees.

　　285

　　00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,840

　　我理解那个物理学家笑话了

　　I just got that physicist joke.

　　286

　　00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,070

　　佩妮

　　谢谢你给我们买晚饭

　　Gee, penny, thanks for buying us dinner.

　　287

　　00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,340

　　是啊

　　今天怎么了

　　Yeah, what's the occasion?

　　288

　　00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,500

　　没什么

　　只是感觉应该

　　No, no occasion-- just felt like getting

　　289

　　00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,600

　　给我的好朋友带点中国菜

　　some chinese chow for my peeps.

　　290

　　00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,040

　　你记得我叫你点的鸡里面

　　Did you remember to ask for the chicken

　　291

　　00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,430

　　莴苣要切块

　　With broccoli to be diced,

　　292

　　00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,270

　　-不要切丝

　　-记得

　　Not shredded?

　　Yes.

　　293

　　00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,870

　　-即使菜单明确说要切丝

　　-记得

　　Even though the menu description specifies shredded?

　　Yes.

　　294

　　00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,340

　　-红烧饭

　　不要白烧?

　　-记得

　　Brown rice, not white? Yes.

　　295

　　00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,900

　　-在韩国杂货店买质量好的热芥末

　　You stop at the korean grocery and get the good hot mustard?

　　296

　　00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:33,300

　　记得

　　Yes.

　　297

　　00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,900

　　在超市买低钠酱油?

　　-记得

　　did you pick up the low-sodium soy sauce from the market? yes.

　　298

　　00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:36,900

　　不错

　　Good.

　　299

　　00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,970

　　看看别人怎么做的

　　莱纳德

　　See how it's done, leonard?

　　300

　　00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,740

　　我们今天晚上玩点啥

　　So, what do we got going on tonight, huh?

　　301

　　00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,140

　　玩光晕

　　看太空堡垒

　　还是把曼妥思丢到可乐里?

　　Playing halo watching battlestar, drop some mentos in diet coke?

　　302

　　00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,600

　　你想看太空堡垒?

　　You want to watch battlestar?

　　303

　　00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:54,270

　　我还能说什么呢?

　　我不可救药地爱上了它

　　What can I say? I got my geek on, boys.

　　304

　　00:14:57,270 --> 00:15:00,570

　　不

　　经前综合症的表现和这个不同

　　No, no, pms is different.

　　305

　　00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,940

　　-谢天谢地你在家

　　我需要帮助

　　-怎么了

　　Oh, thank god you're home. I need help. what's wrong?

　　306

　　00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,580

　　我接到电话让我去试镜

　　I just got a callback to audition

　　307

　　00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:09,600

　　在里演一个被杀了的妓女

　　For csi to play a hooker who gets killed.

　　308

　　00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,670

　　那我一定要看

　　Oh, I'd watch that.

　　309

　　00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,980

　　但我的车还在修

　　But my car is in the shop,

　　310

　　00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,840

　　我得在45分钟内赶到环球影城

　　And I have to be at universal in 45 minutes.

　　311

　　00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,070

　　没问题

　　我带你去

　　Okay, well, I'll take you.

　　312

　　00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,170

　　你真是及时雨

　　Oh, you're a lifesaver.

　　313

　　00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,470

　　我可以在车上帮你对台词

　　I'll run lines with you in the car.

　　314

　　00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,600

　　太好了

　　Great.

　　315

　　00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:25,440

　　完事之后我带你们去吃中餐

　　And afterward, I'll take you all out for chinese.

　　316

　　00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,100

　　实际上

　　不用担心

　　我们已经...

　　Oh, actually, that's okay. we already have...

　　317

　　00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,500

　　嗯

　　饿死啦

　　Yum. starving.

　　318

　　00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,440

　　在这儿吃中餐了

　　...chinese food right here.

　　319

　　00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,640

　　他们已经走了

　　佩妮 听不到你说什么了

　　They're gone, penny. They can't hear you.

　　320

　　00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:42,720

　　真不敢相信他们就这样任她利用

　　I cannot believe they're letting her just use them like that.

　　321

　　00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:46,140

　　她一句话就让他们 像看家狗一样跟在后面

　　I mean, anything she wants, they go panting after her like trained dogs.

　　322

　　00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,370

　　你知道就在上个星期

　　You know that just last week,

　　323

　　00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,050

　　她让霍华德大老远开车带她

　　She had howard drive all the way to her

　　324

　　00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:51,200

　　去橘子郡的叔叔家里取她的电