高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译16素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕16

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　　好险

　　That was close,

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　　我太喜欢清晨彩弹的味道了

　　God,I love the smell of paintballs in the morning.

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　　还是很搞笑

　　拉杰

　　Yeah,still finny,Raj.

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　　没办法去山脊了

　　There's no way we can get to the ridge.

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　　化学部的人完全把我们堵死了

　　The chemistry department has us completely cut off.

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　　河床呢

　　But what about the creek bed?

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　　被药理学部门拿下了

　　The pharmacology department controls that,

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　　他们全都吃了兴奋剂

　　And they're all hopped up on experimental steroids.

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　　完了

　　我们死定了

　　That's it then. we're doomed.

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　　现在该承认我们会沦落至此

　　I think the time has come to acknowledge that

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　　就是因为某人没参加

　　we are paying the price for some of us failing to attend my

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　　我的物理学部门战略会议

　　Physics department paintball strategy meeting.

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　　我说了

　　我妈妈得了微血管扩张

　　I told you my mom has spider veins.

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　　我要带她去激光治疗

　　I had to take her to the laser clinic.

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　　我也跟你说了

　　我要看医嘱

　　And I told you I wanted to see a doctor's note.

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　　我们要定个策略

　　We need a plan.

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　　-"上帝之锤"怎么样

　　-我忘了

　　How about operation hammer of the gods? I forget.

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　　哪个是"上帝之锤"

　　Which one is hammer of the gods?

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　　我们藏到停车场的垃圾桶后面

　　We hide behind the dumpsters in the parking

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　　伏击去尿尿的人

　　Lot and ambush people when they come to pee.

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　　不行

　　No go.

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　　垃圾桶那边完全是天文学部门的领地

　　The dumpsters are deep in astronomy department territory.

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　　应该不成问题

　　That shouldn't be a problem.

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　　金星白天都显现

　　Venus is up during the day.

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　　他们估计都在望天呢

　　They're probably just all staring at the sky.

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　　行了

　　我们现在要战术性撤退

　　All right, what we need now is a tactical retreat.

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　　你们看了那集《星际之门》吗

　　Did you see the episode of stargate

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　　他们在一个

　　where they found themselves on a planet

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　　类似雅典和斯巴达文明的星球上

　　with a culture based loosely on earth's athens and sparta?

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　　算了

　　Not important.

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　　莱纳德

　　拉杰和我一起冲出大门逃跑

　　Leonard, raj and I are going to burst out the door and run away.

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　　霍华德掩护

　　Howard will cover us.

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　　为什么不是我逃跑你掩护

　　Why don't I run away and you cover me?

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　　因为你用胜利来换取带你母亲看病

　　Because you chose your mother's veins over victory.

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　　数到三

　　On three.

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　　一

　　二

　　三

　　闪

　　One, two, three, go!

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　　我必须带她去

　　I had to take her!

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　　都快到穿泳衣的天气了

　　It's almost bathing suit weather!

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　　我投降

　　别开枪

　　I surrender! don't shoot!

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　　他们从那边走了

　　They went that way!

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　　霍华德

　　我是你的队友

　　Howard, I'm on your team.

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　　莱斯利

　　谢天谢地

　　Oh, leslie, thank god.

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　　你们小队的其他人呢

　　Where's the rest of your squad?

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　　他们把我留下来等死

　　Ah, they left me here to die.

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　　你的呢

　　What about yours?

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　　都死了

　　Dead, all of them.

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　　真遗憾

　　Sorry.

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　　没必要

　　Don't be.

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　　都是友军误伤

　　It was friendly fire.

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　　他们就是不听话

　　They just wouldn't listen.

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　　我们被包围了

　　Well, we're surrounded,

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　　只能等着被俘虏

　　So I guess there's nothing for us to do

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　　或者被干掉了

　　but wait to be captured or killed.

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　　最难受的是等待

　　Hmm, that's the worst part, the waiting.

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　　知道有颗带有你的名字的子弹

　　All the while knowing that there's a

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　　始终会在那里等着你

　　Paint pellet out there with your name on it.

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　　大大的死亡湿球

　　Yeah, the big wet ball of death.

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　　更能让你感觉自己还活着

　　对吧

　　Kind of makes you feel more alive, doesn't it?

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　　确实

　　It kind of does.

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　　还是别浪费时间吧

　　I say we make every moment count.

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　　可以

　　I agree.

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　　有什么可做的呢

　　How exactly do we do that?

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　　霍华德

　　你怎么不掩护我们

　　Howard, why aren't you covering us?!

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　　我们快被杀光了

　　We're getting slaughtered out here!

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　　战场就是地狱

　　War is hell.

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　　你们早上看了新的预算备忘了吗

　　Did you guys see the new budget memo that went out this morning?

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　　又减少了

　　Yeah, more cutbacks.

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　　太无法接受了

　　Unacceptable.

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　　我就想不明白

　　他们干嘛不直接放弃你们

　　It baffles me why they don't simply let some of

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　　就有更多钱给我做试验了

　　You go so that there's money available for my research.

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　　你知道我烦恼什么吗

　　谢尔顿

　　You know what baffles me, sheldon?

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　　就你的成绩来看

　　我看是任何事

　　Based on your academic record, any number of things, I imagine.

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　　-伙计们

　　-莱斯利

　　Hey, guys. hey, leslie. hey.

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　　霍华德

　　我帮你拿到高速原型机的批准了

　　Howard, I got the approval for the rapid prototyper you wanted.

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　　太好了

　　莱斯利

　　谢谢

　　That's great, leslie. thanks.

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　　互帮互助而已啦

　　You scratch my back, I scratch yours.

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　　那是什么意思

　　What was all that about?

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　　没什么

　　Oh, uh, no big deal.

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　　他们让莱斯利管一些自由经费

　　They gave leslie control of some unrestricted grant money.

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　　那挠背和"喵"又是怎么回事

　　Yeah, okay, but what's with the back- scratching and the meow!

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　　我觉得挠背的隐喻

　　I believe the back-scratching metaphor

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　　通常指投桃报李的情况

　　Generally describes a quid pro quo situation where

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　　一方提供物品或服务给另一方

　　One party provides goods or services to the

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　　报答一种类似之举

　　Second party in compensation for a similar action.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　至于"喵"

　　我感觉听起来像非洲的麝猫

　　The meow, that sounded to me like an african civet cat.

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　　说完了吗

　　Are you done?

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　　没有

　　No.

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　　尽管名字里有猫

　　但其实麝猫不是真的猫

　　Despite what the name suggests, the civet cat is not a true cat.

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　　说完了

　　Now I'm done.

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　　知道我怎么想吗

　　You know what I'm thinking?

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　　我觉得霍华德并不是用挠背做隐喻

　　I'm thinking howard wasn't making a back-scratching metaphor.

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　　我觉得确有挠背一说呢

　　I'm thinking there was some actual scratching involved.

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　　是吗

　　霍华德

　　What about it, howard?

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　　我不想说是因为

　　I didn't want to say anything 'cause I

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　　我知道你和莱斯利以前好过

　　Know you and leslie have a little history.

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　　我不在乎

　　I don't care about that.

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　　太好了

　　我其实早就想说了

　　Great, 'cause I've been dying to say something?

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　　在彩弹小屋里!

　　两次!

　　In the paintball shed! twice!

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　　这就是为什么你没有掩护我们撤退

　　Is that why you didn't cover our Escape

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　　还让我们像牲口般被屠宰?

　　and let us get cut down like animals?

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　　对此我非常抱歉

　　Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

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　　阵前脱逃

　　Dereliction of duty in the face of the enemy is

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　　是要被送交军事法庭的

　　a court-martial offense.

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　　管他什么军事法庭[德语]

　　Court-martial, schmort-martial,

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　　莱斯利·温克尔是第五个和我做过爱的女生

　　Leslie Winkle is the fifth girl I've ever had sex with.

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　　我是说

　　不包括付费的

　　I mean, for free.

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　　而且你还拿到了高速原型机

　　And plus, you got a rapid prototyper.

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　　老兄 那玩意可不便宜

　　That's an expensive piece of equipment, dude.

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　　我们剩下的人的预算就被啃到见骨了

　　And the rest of us have had our budgets cut to the bone.

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　　你可以这样看这个问题

　　Okay, one way to look at this is that I'm getting new equipment,

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　　我有了新设备

　　你们没有

　　这不公平

　　And you're not, and that's unfair.

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　　更好的角度是 我有女人而你们没有

　　But a better way to look at this is that I'm getting sex and you're not,

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　　还有什么比这更好

　　And that's delightful.

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　　所有东西都不响应了

　　The whole thing froze.

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　　不知道怎么回事

　　I don't know what happened.

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　　冷静点

　　能解决的

　　Calm down. we'll figure it out.

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　　我怎么能冷静得了?

　　How can I calm down?

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　　我的整个购物车都要被清空了

　　I'm gonna lose my whole shopping cart.

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　　我选了三个小时的鞋就这么一扫而空了

　　That's three hours of picking out shoes just shot to hell.

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　　嗨

　　佩妮

　　Hello, penny.

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　　嗨

　　谢尔顿

　　Hello, sheldon.

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　　你坐在我的专座上了

　　You're in my spot.

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　　你准备坐这么

　　Are you planning on sitting here?

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　　不

　　我要去漫画店

　　No, I'm going to the comic book store.

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　　那我坐哪有什么区别?

　　Then what difference does it make?

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　　有什么区别?

　　What difference does it make?

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　　好戏登场

　　Here we go.

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　　那是我的专座

　　That is my spot.

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　　在这个不断变化的世界里

　　这是不变的一点

　　In an ever-changing world, it is a single point of consistency.

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　　假设我的生命用一个建立在

　　If my life were expressed as a function

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　　四维直角坐标系中的方程来表示的话

　　on a four-dimensional cartesian Coordinate system,

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　　这个座位从我坐上那一刻开始 就成为了 (0,0,0,0)

　　That spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.

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　　你说啥?

　　What?

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　　不要坐他的专座

　　Don't sit in his spot.

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　　好吧

　　Fine.

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　　满意了?

　　Happy?

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　　我没有不满意

　　I'm not unhappy.

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　　我爱他 不过他也太极品怪胎了

　　Boy, I love him, but he is one serious wackadoodle.

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　　好了

　　电脑修好了

　　Okay, that should do it.

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　　太感谢了

　　真是我的恩人

　　Oh, thank you. you are a lifesaver.

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　　你订了可真不少

　　That's a lot of shoes you ordered.

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　　可悲的是其实这些对我来说真的不算多了

　　Yeah, you know the sad thing is, it's really not.

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　　这就是你们的彩弹枪?

　　Ooh, is this one of those paintball guns?

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　　没错

　　你下次应该和我们一起来

　　Yeah. you ought to come out with us sometime.

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　　谢谢

　　不过还是算了

　　我从内布拉斯加来

　　Oh, no, thanks. I'm from nebraska.

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　　在那里

　　当我们对什么东西开枪的时候 要么是我们要吃它们

　　When we shoot things, it's because we want to eat them

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　　要么是让他们别妨碍我和男友办事

　　or make them leave our boyfriends alone.

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　　孩子

　　你心跳在狂飙 我果然魅力无边啊

　　Boy, your heart's racing. I must've really gotten you going.

　　150

　　00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:36,480

　　一半是你的原因

　　一半是我先天就心律紊乱

　　Well, it's partly you, partly my transient idiopathic arrhythmia.

　　151

　　00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:38,450

　　真性感

　　Sexy.

　　152

　　00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:44,210

　　那么我可以假定你的感受是

　　Can I assume that you likewise found the experience...

　　153

　　00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,080

　　你满足了我

　　Satisfactory?

　　154

　　00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:49,980

　　这不是我原本打算的措辞

　　不过当然

　　That wasn't quite the word I was looking for, but sure,

　　155

　　00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:53,080

　　我知道我合格了

　　I'll do this pass-fail.

　　156

　　00:07:53,150 --> 00:07:56,350

　　你觉得我给你弄的那个原型机如何啊

　　Hey, are you enjoying that prototyper I got you?

　　157

　　00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:57,510

　　很赞啊

　　Oh, it's great.

　　158

　　00:07:57,580 --> 00:08:00,880

　　工程院里的每个人 都羡慕得要命

　　Everybody in the engineering department is eating their hearts out.

　　159

　　00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:05,010

　　你很幸运使得旁人痛苦万分的感觉很好吧

　　Isn't it nice when your good fortune makes others miserable?

　　160

　　00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:09,480

　　一般人理解不了

　　You know, most people don't get that.

　　161

　　00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:14,610

　　霍华德

　　我回来了

　　Howard, I'm home!

　　162

　　00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,550

　　好极了

　　Oh, great.

　　163

　　00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:17,850

　　读书俱乐部的活动取消了

　　Book club was cancelled!

　　164

　　00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:22,810

　　叶太太颈椎又出问题了

　　That thing on phyll's neck opened up again!

　　165

　　00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,880

　　我忙着呢

　　老妈

　　I'm busy, ma!

　　166

　　00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:27,950

　　忙到不能帮妈妈把拉链解开啊

　　Too busy to help your mother with her zipper?!

　　167

　　00:08:28,010 --> 00:08:29,580

　　您别进来

　　Don't come in, ma!

　　168

　　00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:30,610

　　为什么

　　Why not?

　　169

　　00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,980

　　他有客人在

　　He's got company!

　　170

　　00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:41,510

　　又开始心律紊乱了

　　Oh, there's the arrhythmia.

　　171

　　00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:44,050

　　她是犹太人嘛

　　Is she jewish?!

　　172

　　00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:46,950

　　你是犹太人么

　　Are you jewish?

　　173

　　00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:48,880

　　-不是

　　-是的

　　- No. - yes!

　　174

　　00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:52,480

　　那行

　　你们好好玩

　　Okay, then you kids have fun!

　　175

　　00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:57,010

　　别忘了防护措施

　　Use protection!

　　176

　　00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:08,310

　　你觉得他会注意到吗

　　You think he'll notice?

　　177

　　00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:11,610

　　有这种可能

　　There's a chance.

　　178

　　00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:14,250

　　那我们怎么办

　　Oh, what are we gonna do?

　　179

　　00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:15,710

　　"我们?"

　　"we"?

　　180

　　00:09:16,810 --> 00:09:19,010

　　你错了

　　曾经有一个我们的机会摆在你面前

　　No, no, you had your chance to be "we"

　　181

　　00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,010

　　就在一年半以前

　　For, like, a year and a half now.

　　182

　　00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:26,470

　　现在

　　你是你

　　你完蛋了

　　Right now, you are "you," and you are screwed.

　　183

　　00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,010

　　我们为什么要告诉他是我干的

　　Why do we have to tell him I did it?

　　184

　　00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,450

　　因为我们不会告诉他是我干的

　　Well, we're not gonna tell him I did it.

　　185

　　00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:33,050

　　这样行么

　　Okay, okay, how about this?

　　186

　　00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:36,950

　　我们告诉他有人闯进来

　　We tell him somebody broke in.

　　187

　　00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:43,210

　　就为了向沙发上射击彩蛋

　　Just to shoot the couch with a paintball gun?

　　188

　　00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,380

　　不好意思

　　我就会相信

　　I'm sorry, I buy it.

　　189

　　00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,250

　　现在嗑药的那么多

　　All those people are on drugs.

　　190

　　00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:48,710

　　我们可以告诉他

　　We could tell him

　　191

　　00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:51,110

　　他们想要这个沙发别打扰和男友办事

　　they wanted the couch to stay away from their boyfriend.

　　192

　　00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:53,780

　　好吧

　　Okay, fine.

　　193

　　00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:55,610

　　我们把它翻过来不就行了?

　　What if we just flip it over?

　　194

　　00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,450

　　不错吧

　　There. looks fine, right?

　　195

　　00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:01,110

　　坐印

　　Mm, butt print.

　　196

　　00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:04,010

　　没有明显的坐印

　　There's no discernible butt print.

　　197

　　00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,450

　　拜托

　　Oh, come on.

　　198

　　00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:10,980

　　好了

　　坐印

　　There, butt print.

　　199

　　00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:13,550

　　太小

　　太...

　　It's too small and too...

　　200

　　00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:14,580

　　漂亮了

　　Perfect.

　　201

　　00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:16,980

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　202

　　00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,650

　　不客气

　　You're welcome.

　　203

　　00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:20,980

　　嘘

　　自然点

　　Shh. act normal.

　　204

　　00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:23,150

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon!

　　205

　　00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:25,580

　　漫画店逛得怎么样

　　How was the comic book store?

　　206

　　00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:28,150

　　还不错

　　新一期的《闪电侠》来了

　　Fine. the new issue of flash is out.

　　207

　　00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:31,410

　　很好

　　很好

　　你走回来的吗

　　Great, great. did you walk the whole way?

　　208

　　00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,450

　　外面有点冷

　　It's a little chilly.

　　209

　　00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:33,480

　　库什帕利送我回来的

　　Kooth Rappali picked me up.

　　210

　　00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,680

　　不是很棒吗

　　Isn't that terrific?

　　211

　　00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:36,850

　　他真是个好朋友

　　He is such a good friend.

　　212

　　00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:40,110

　　知道有朋友的最大好处是什么吗

　　You know what the best thing about friends is?

　　213

　　00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:43,650

　　他们不会无来由地说个不停

　　They don't talk incessaly for no particular reason.

　　214

　　00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,910

　　不

　　不

　　朋友之间会宽容小错误的

　　No, no, friends forgive the little things.

　　215

　　00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,750

　　我得回去洗头了

　　You know, I gotta go home and wash my hair.

　　216

　　00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:49,950

　　你敢

　　小姐

　　Don't you dare, missy.

　　217

　　00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:56,410

　　你好

　　闪电侠

　　Hello, fastest man alive.

　　218

　　00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,080

　　想观赏我看完你的整本漫画书吗

　　Want to see me read your entire comic book?

　　219

　　00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:01,550

　　要再看一次

　　Want to see it again?

　　220

　　00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:23,110

　　有点不对劲

　　Something's wrong.

　　221

　　00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,110

　　什么意思

　　What do you mean?

　　222

　　00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:27,810

　　我也说不上

　　I'm not sure.

　　223

　　00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:38,950

　　就是感觉不对

　　It doesn't feel right.

　　224

　　00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:42,550

　　不知道你在说什么

　　I don't know what you're talking about.

　　225

　　00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,650

　　那个

　　佩妮干的

　　Oh, that. Penny did that.

　　226

　　00:12:12,410 --> 00:12:14,150

　　抱歉

　　Excuse me.

　　227

　　00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:35,110

　　你怎么不坐在办公椅那吃

　　Why don't you just eat in your desk chair?

　　228

　　00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:37,550

　　我怎么不坐在办公椅那吃?

　　Why don't I just eat in my desk chair?

　　229

　　00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:40,310

　　开始了

　　Here we go.

　　230

　　00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:41,650

　　那是我的办公椅

　　That is my desk chair.

　　231

　　00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:42,810

　　是我工作的地方

　　That is where I work.

　　232

　　00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,680

　　我不在办公椅那吃饭

　　也不在专座上工作

　　I don't eat in my desk chair and I don't work in my spot.

　　233

　　00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:50,080

　　我在办公椅那工作

　　在专座上吃饭

　　I work in my desk chair and eat in my spot.

　　234

　　00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:52,380

　　非常怪胎

　　Wackadoodle.

　　235

　　00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:54,980

　　有个简单的解决办法

　　You know, there's kind of an obvious solution here.

　　236

　　00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,910

　　起来

　　Get up.

　　237

　　00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,610

　　好了

　　问题解决

　　There. problem solved.

　　238

　　00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,650

　　没人关心你要坐在哪

　　Nobody cares where you're going to sit.

　　239

　　00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,110

　　你又不疯

　　You're not crazy.

　　240

　　00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:12,610

　　抱歉

　　但问题并没解决

　　Excuse me, but the problem is not solved.

　　241

　　00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,230

　　如你的脑袋不小心被截掉了

　　If your head had been accidentally amputated,

　　242

　　00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,910

　　安个狗的脑袋在上面

　　And we transplanted a dog's head in its place,

　　243

　　00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:19,880

　　这叫"问题解决"吗

　　Would that be "problem solved"?

　　244

　　00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:22,080

　　如是你的脑袋

　　问题就解决了

　　If it were your head, it would be.

　　245

　　00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,550

　　谢尔顿

　　我很

　　很抱歉

　　但就一周

　　Sheldon, I am really, really sorry, but it's only for a week.

　　246

　　00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:28,280

　　你就不能通融点

　　Can't you be a little bit flexible?

　　247

　　00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:35,010

　　好了

　　抱歉

　　我没细想

　　Yeah, sorry. I didn't really think that through.

　　248

　　00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,320

　　你声称说一周就好

　　You claimed it's going to be a week,

　　249

　　00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,810

　　但我对你选的干洗店没信心

　　But I have no faith in your dry cleaner.

　　250

　　00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,980

　　为什么没有

　　Why not?

　　251

　　00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,710

　　你注意到他柜台上的标志了吗

　　Did you notice the sign on his counter?

　　252

　　00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:43,550

　　他不是全职干干洗的

　　He's not a full-time dry cleaner.

　　253

　　00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:45,950

　　他还配钥匙

　　He also makes keys.

　　254

　　00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:48,010

　　看到老天的份上

　　谢尔顿

　　Oh, for god's sake, Sheldon.

　　255

　　00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,510

　　专注是很重要的

　　Focus is important.

　　256

　　00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,610

　　迈克尔·德倍基[心脏手术创始人]做心脏移植手术之余

　　Was Michael Debakey a wedding planner

　　257

　　00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:53,650

　　做婚礼策划吗

　　in between heart transplants?

　　258

　　00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,880

　　亚历山大·弗莱明午夜会变身理发师吗

　　Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hairdresser?

　　259

　　00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:57,450

　　"谢谢你发现了青霉素"

　　"thanks for discovering penicillin.

　　260

　　00:13:57,510 --> 00:14:00,210

　　"来个蓬蓬头吧"

　　Now how about we try a bouffant?"

　　261

　　00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,810

　　看起来我今晚要有"性"福了

　　Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.

　　262

　　00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,280

　　宝贝...

　　Hey, baby...

　　263

　　00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:10,350

　　他右手在召唤他吗

　　His right hand is calling him?

　　264

　　00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,250

　　不

　　是莱斯利·温克尔

　　No, it's Leslie Winkle.

　　265

　　00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:16,480

　　有一段时间了

　　It's a long story.

　　266

　　00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:22,910

　　我十分钟后接你

　　I'll pick you up in ten minutes.

　　267

　　00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,010

　　各位

　　再见[法语]

　　Gentlemen, adieu.

　　268

　　00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,350

　　我以为今晚我们要玩《光环》

　　I thought we were going to play halo tonight.

　　269

　　00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:28,850

　　要我怎么做

　　莱纳德

　　What am I supposed to do, Leonard?

　　270

　　00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,910

　　有女人在那饥渴地想和我做爱

　　There's a woman out there anxious to have sex with me.

　　271

　　00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:34,050

　　你明白

　　对吧

　　You understand, right?

　　272

　　00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,580

　　不

　　一点都不

　　No. not at all.

　　273

　　00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:41,650

　　不管怎样

　　我得走了

　　Nevertheless, I must depart.

　　274

　　00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,010

　　对了

　　我说过吗

　　By the way, did I tell you?

　　275

　　00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,160

　　莱斯利"活动"了一下

　　让我参加日内瓦研究之旅

　　Leslie pulled some strings and got me on the

　　276

　　00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,050

　　观测欧洲原子核研究委员会的超级对撞机

　　Research trip to geneva to check out the cern supercollider.

　　277

　　00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:49,280

　　真不公平

　　That's not fair.

　　278

　　00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,480

　　你甚至不是物理学家

　　You're not even a physicist.

　　279

　　00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:52,510

　　好了

　　有两个角度看到这个问题

　　Okay, there are two ways of looking at this...

　　280

　　00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,450

　　出去

　　Get out.

　　281

　　00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:54,480

　　拜

　　Bye.

　　282

　　00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,650

　　你有提高

　　You're improving.

　　283

　　00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:02,650

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　284

　　00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:05,710

　　真人实战确实有助于提高

　　It helps when I get to practice with a real woman.

　　285

　　00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,210

　　听着

　　Hey, listen.

　　286

　　00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,950

　　周六我姐结婚

　　Saturday my sister's getting married.

　　287

　　00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,080

　　我想你陪我去

　　I-i want you to come with me.

　　288

　　00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,110

　　要求宾客穿半正式礼服的

　　It's black tie.

　　289

　　00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,950

　　天

　　我真的不想去

　　Yeah, gee, I'd really rather not.

　　290

　　00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,150

　　为什么不

　　Why not?

　　291

　　00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:23,450

　　我去婚礼时

　　一般都骗骗搞搞胖伴娘

　　When I go to weddings, it's to scam on chunky bridesmaids.

　　292

　　00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:26,550

　　有约的人了

　　我不知该怎么做

　　I don't know what I would do with a date.

　　293

　　00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:29,980

　　好的

　　我理解

　　Oh, all right. I understand.

　　294

　　00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,450

　　谢了

　　Thanks.

　　295

　　00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:35,010

　　对了

　　你去不了日内瓦那件事我真抱歉

　　Hey, I'm really sorry about that geneva trip.

　　296

　　00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,250

　　你说什么呐

　　What about it?

　　297

　　00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,550

　　你不知道吗

　　Oh, didn't you hear?

　　298

　　00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:40,510

　　我得减少去的人数

　　I had to reduce the number of people going

　　299

　　00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,410

　　然后你就被刷下来了

　　and you didn't make the cut.

　　300

　　00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,380

　　什么时候

　　When did that happen?

　　301

　　00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:48,180

　　大约12秒之前

　　About 12 seconds ago.

　　302

　　00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,410

　　等等

　　Well, hold on.

　　303

　　00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:53,550

　　你是说 我要是不去那婚礼就不能去日内瓦了

　　Are you saying if I don't go to the wedding, I can't go to geneva?

　　304

　　00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:56,350

　　我真不想这么说出来

　　Actually, I'm trying not to say it.

　　305

　　00:15:56,410 --> 00:16:00,210

　　抱歉但是这让我感到有点不舒服

　　Okay, I'm sorry, but that makes me a little uncomfortable.

　　306

　　00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:00,650

　　怎么

　　How so?

　　307

　　00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,970

　　这样看起来好像你在

　　Because it's like you're controlling

　　308

　　00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,680

　　用研究旅行和新设备来控制我

　　Me with new equipment and research trips.

　　309

　　00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,550

　　如果我不这样控制你的话

　　Well, if I weren't controlling you with

　　310

　　00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,680

　　我会不舒服

　　new equipment and research trips, Then I'd be uncomfortable.

　　311

　　00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:10,750

　　为什么

　　How so?

　　312

　　00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:12,490

　　这样就会弄得像

　　'cause then we'd be in, like,

　　313

　　00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:15,750

　　我们是来真的一样

　　A real relationship with feelings and all that crap.

　　314

　　00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:22,050

　　那说到底

　　我不就是一个你买来玩的性爱玩具嘛

　　So, bottom line, I'm just a bought-and-paid-for sex toy.

　　315

　　00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,250

　　不不

　　也不全是

　　No. no, not at all.

　　316

　　00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,480

　　你也算是个尤物了

　　You're also arm candy.

　　317

　　00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,150

　　怎么样

　　So?

　　318

　　00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:34,950

　　你怎么看

　　What do you think?

　　319

　　00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:38,480

　　妈我要借一套礼服

　　Hey, ma, you got to rent me a tux!

　　320

　　00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:40,650

　　现在就要?

　　Right now?

　　321

　　00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:45,010

　　你做什么爱还要用正装的

　　What kind of sex are you having up there?

　　322

　　00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,050

　　你干嘛蹲在那里

　　Why are you crouching there?

　　323

　　00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,080

　　这是我的专座

　　This is my spot.

　　324

　　00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,150

　　我还能蹲哪里

　　Where else am I supposed to crouch?

　　325

　　00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,950

　　我不知道

　　你老家?

　　I don't know. texas?

　　326

　　00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,710

　　又来了

　　Here you go.

　　327

　　00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,280

　　刚刚从干洗店里拿来的

　　像新的一样

　　Fresh from the cleaners, good as new.

　　328

　　00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,280

　　真的吗

　　太好了

　　Really? great.

　　329

　　00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,180

　　谢尔顿

　　看

　　焕然一新

　　Sheldon, look. good as new.

　　330

　　00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,610

　　从那个配钥匙店

　　我严重怀疑

　　From that key maker, I highly