高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译10素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕10

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　　我什么都没看到

　　谢尔顿

　　I don't see anything at all, Sheldon.

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　　你是医生我听你的

　　但确实 老有烦人的声音在我耳边响

　　Well, you're the doctor, but I am constantly hearing this annoying sound.

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　　没错

　　Me, too.

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　　是一种高频的口哨声吗

　　Is it a high-frequency whistle?

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　　不

　　是一种时刻不停的

　　No, it's more of a relentless,

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　　自以为是的唠叨

　　narcissistic drone.

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　　没有任何炎症

　　谢尔顿

　　Yup, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon.

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　　那我肯定得肿瘤了

　　Then it must be a tumor.

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　　我深表怀疑

　　I Seriously doubt it.

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　　也许是以前小时候常把头塞进马桶冲水

　　Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infection

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　　造成的永久性细菌感染

　　from all those childhood toilet swirlies.

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　　真的会这样吗

　　我以前经常这么干的

　　Is that possible? I used to get those all the time.

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　　甚至在教堂里

　　Even in church.

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　　如果是因为这个的话

　　我倒有个办法

　　Well if it is from a swirly, there something I can do.

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　　圈

　　圈

　　点

　　点

　　Okay, circle, circle, dot, dot,

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　　虱子不再烦扰你[美国儿歌]

　　now you have a cootie shot!

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　　我去睡觉了

　　I'm going to bed

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　　好的

　　我马上就来

　　Okay, I'll be right in.

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　　她不光是在嘲笑我

　　而且

　　It's not enough that she mocks me, but that isn't even

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　　把打预防针的流程也搞错了

　　the correct procedure for a cootie shot.

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　　你知道斯蒂芬妮到这里来不是为了

　　Do you understand that Stephanie's not here

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　　帮你治疗你那些臆想的毛病吧?

　　to treat your imaginary ailments?

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　　怎么可能是臆想 我老是听见一种高于中央C的八度音

　　How is it imaginary that I keep hearing an octave above Middle C?

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　　这是臆想吗

　　Is that imaginary?

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　　我看不是

　　I don't think so.

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　　晚安

　　Good night.

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　　莱纳德

　　还有件事

　　Leonard,there's one more thing.

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　　根据我们的合租协议第一章第三段

　　Under Article One, Section Three of our Roommate Agreement,

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　　我要召开一个紧急会议

　　I'm calling an emergency meeting.

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　　你不是吧

　　No, you're not.

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　　莱纳德提议不要开会

　　Leonard moves the meeting not occur.

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　　有人同意么

　　没有

　　提议不予采纳

　　Is there a second? None heard, the motion fails.

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　　在会议的开头

　　我想祝贺你

　　I'd like to begin the meeting by congratulating you

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　　和斯蒂芬妮医生恋情有了进展

　　on the progress in your relationship with Dr. Stephanie.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　那也就是说

　　我们必须讨论

　　That being said, we have to discuss

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　　对于"同居"附加条例的执行问题

　　the implementation of the agreed upon "cohabitation" rider

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　　因为你们两人现在

　　whichas been activated now that

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　　已经住在一起了

　　the two of you are living together.

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　　我们没有啊

　　We're not living together.

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　　我有不同意见

　　I beg to disagree

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　　某女性被认定为

　　"A girlfriend shall be deemed

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　　跟莱纳德

　　前引号

　　同居

　　后引号

　　quote living with un-quote Leonard

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　　的时间条件是

　　第一

　　连续十晚

　　when she has stayed over for A: ten consecutive nights,

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　　或第二

　　三周之内超过九晚

　　or B:

　　more than nine nights in three week period,

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　　或第三

　　一个月之内的所有周末

　　or C: all the weekends of a given month

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　　再加上三个非周末

　　plus three weeknights.

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　　这太荒唐了

　　That's absurd.

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　　你自己都签名了

　　看

　　莱

　　莱

　　莱

　　You initialed it. See? L.H., L.H., L.H.

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　　我签名的原因是因为 我觉得这些条例永远都用不上的

　　Wait, I only initialed it because I never thought it would happen!

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　　我还签了一条

　　I initialed another clause

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　　上面说如果我有超能力的话

　　就让你做我搭档

　　naming you my sidekick in case I get superpowers.

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　　是啊

　　没错

　　Hmm, yes, you did.

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　　我们再来温故一下需要执行哪些条例

　　Now, to review the following provisions are hereby activated:

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　　在冰箱里

　　我们不能再使用 两个单人层和一个公用层了

　　In the refrigerator, as opposed to us having two separate shelves and one communal shelf,

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　　现在我们三个人每人使用一层 然后冰箱门变作公用

　　the three of us now get individual shelves and the door becomes communal.

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　　下一条

　　房间清扫工作 应从每周两次增加为每周三次

　　Next, apartment vacuuming shall be increased from two to three times a week

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　　以解决日益增加的死皮细胞

　　to accommodate the increased accumulation of dead skin cells.

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　　第三

　　厕所使用时间表

　　我了解到

　　Third,the bathroom schedule. Now, I'm given to understand

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　　女人对厕所的用法有所不同

　　所以我们应该讨论一下

　　women have different needs, so, we'll have to discuss that.

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　　我去睡觉了

　　I'm going to bed.

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　　你至少也得把这带走吧

　　At least take this with you.

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　　别忘了让斯蒂芬妮签名

　　这里

　　这里

　　这里

　　Look, and have Stephanie initial here, here, here, here...

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　　还有

　　这里

　　and... here.

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　　这一条规定

　　从现在起她不能

　　This states that she does not now

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　　也不准计划演奏打击乐器或者铜管乐器

　　nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument.

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　　肯定是肿瘤 压迫听觉神经了

　　Sure sounds like a tumor pressing on the auditory nerve.

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　　绝对不行

　　No, absolutely not.

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　　这又没什么

　　It's not a big deal.

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　　我们有卫生手套的

　　We have latex gloves.

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　　我不管你出现了什么症状

　　I don't care what the symptoms are,

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　　我女朋友是不会帮你做前列腺检查的

　　my girlfriend is not going to give you a prostate exam.

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　　谢尔顿

　　Hi, Sheldon.

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　　早上好

　　斯蒂芬妮医生

　　Good morning, Dr. Stephanie.

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　　我想莱纳德昨晚肯定让你性福了吧

　　I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night.

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　　谢尔顿

　　这种问题不能随便问的

　　Sheldon, we don't ask questions like that.

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　　那我怎么总听到你在问啊

　　I heard you ask it over and over.

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　　我只问一次怎么就错了

　　How is it inappropriate for me to ask it once?

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　　他非常棒

　　He did very nicely.

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　　看见没

　　她不生气

　　See? She's not offended.

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　　而且你也得到结果了

　　And now you finally have an answer.

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　　没咖啡了

　　需要咖啡

　　Out of coffee. Need coffee.

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　　你好

　　Oh, hello.

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　　斯蒂芬妮

　　是吗

　　Hi! Stephanie, right?

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　　是

　　你...你是

　　Uh-huh. And-And- And you are?

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　　佩妮

　　我就住对门

　　Penny, I live across the hall.

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　　我听说了你很多事情

　　I've heard a lot about you.

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　　是吗

　　Really? Mm-hmm.

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　　怎么没人跟我提起你啊

　　I haven't heard a thing about you.

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

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　　为什么你从来都没跟我说起过

　　Why haven't I heard a thing

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　　这个住在你对门的

　　about this woman who lives across the hall

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　　喜欢早上跑这儿来的女人

　　还穿着内衣

　　and comes into your apartment in the morning...in her underwear?

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　　她听说过你是因为

　　She's heard about you because we're, you know,

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　　你是我女朋友

　　而你没听说过她则是因为

　　involved and you haven't heard about her because...

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　　我从没跟她上过床

　　我发誓

　　I never slept with her, I swear!

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　　不过话说回来

　　这倒并不是因为莱纳德不想

　　In Leonard's defense, it wasn't for lack of trying.

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　　谢谢你

　　谢尔顿

　　Thank you, Sheldon.

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　　别客气

　　莱纳德

　　You're welcome, Leonard.

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　　我的意思是

　　Look, I'm just saying, um...

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　　佩妮是我们众多邻居中的一位

　　Penny is one of our many neighbors, you know,

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　　在我们这幢楼里

　　邻居们进进出出

　　很随便的

　　不讲究穿着

　　and in our building, neighbors come and go, it's very casual, no dress code.

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　　实际上

　　有好几天早上

　　我都是穿着睡衣

　　In fact, some mornings I'll just mosey down to the third floor

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　　荡到三楼瓦塔比蒂安太太家里跟她一起吃麦片的

　　in my pajamas and have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.

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　　真的吗

　　Really?

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　　我怎么从来都没被瓦塔比蒂安太太

　　I have never once been invited

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　　邀请去共进麦片的

　　to have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.

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　　她看你不爽

　　She doesn't like you.

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　　你不是要去切除什么胆囊么

　　You have a gall bladder to remove and I have

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　　我要去洗澡了

　　而佩妮要穿衣服了

　　to get in the shower and Penny has clothes to put on, so...

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　　很高兴能见到你

　　Well, it was very nice meeting you.

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　　我也很高兴终于见到你了

　　Nice to finally meet you, too.

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　　我们今天晚上见?

　　And I'll see you tonight?

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　　好的

　　再见

　　Okay, bye-bye.

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　　我到底做了什么事情

　　招惹到了瓦塔比蒂安太太

　　What could I possibly have done to offend Mrs. Vartabedian?

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　　那就是斯蒂芬妮啊

　　So, that's Stephanie, huh?

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　　为什么我感觉我被做了前列腺检查

　　Why do I feel like I'm the one that just got the prostate exam?

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　　她人挺好的

　　You know, she seems very nice.

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　　没错

　　她太棒了

　　Oh, she is. She's terrific.

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　　真的是一位好室友

　　And she's proving to be a valuable roommate.

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　　室友?

　　你们住一起了?

　　Roommate? You guys are living together?

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　　想嬉皮士一样

　　Like hippies.

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　　我们没同居

　　We're not living together.

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　　你还想看看那些条款吗

　　Do I have to pull out the paperwork again?

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　　我们没同居

　　We're not living together.

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　　你确定吗

　　Are you sure?

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　　我怎么可能不确定

　　How could I not be sure?

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　　我们试试就知道了

　　Well, let's find out.

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　　你觉得如果一个女人和我同居的话

　　Don't you think if a woman was living with me

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　　我会意识不到么

　　I'd be the first one to know about it?

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　　亲爱的

　　你肯定是那个最后知道的

　　Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.

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　　很漂亮的衣服嘛

　　Hmm, cute dresses.

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　　我打赌你穿这个会很好看

　　I bet this looks great on you!

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　　我们没有同居

　　We're not living together.

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　　好吧

　　Okay, hmm...

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　　香氛蜡烛

　　毛毛拖鞋

　　Scented candles, fuzzy slippers,

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　　碎花床单

　　Ooh! Floral bed sheets?

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　　我们没有同居

　　We're not living together.

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　　好吧

　　我继续

　　Okay, moving on.

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　　迪斯尼乐园里这两位是谁呀

　　Now, who are these guys at Disney World?

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　　那个大狗叫高飞

　　Uh, the big dog is Goofy,

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　　那两个戴米奇耳朵的大人我就不知道了

　　but the older couple with the mouse ears , I have no idea.

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　　我们没有同居

　　We're not living together!

　　144

　　00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,350

　　还不承认嘛

　　You're going to go down swinging, huh?

　　145

　　00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:50,910

　　好吧

　　看看你的护肤乳液

　　All right, well, we got your body lotion,

　　146

　　00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:53,050

　　你的瑞丽杂志

　　你的首饰盒

　　your InStyle Magazine, your jewelry box.

　　147

　　00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:54,510

　　我们没有

　　We're not--

　　148

　　00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:57,710

　　我的蝙蝠侠信号灯去哪了

　　Where's my Bat Signal?

　　149

　　00:07:57,780 --> 00:07:59,150

　　你有一个蝙蝠侠信号灯

　　You have a Bat Signal?

　　150

　　00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:04,780

　　我是有过

　　之前就放这了

　　I did. It was right here.

　　151

　　00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:09,250

　　一定是她

　　天呐

　　我们是同居了

　　She must've-- Oh, my God, we're living together.

　　152

　　00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:12,910

　　真的吗

　　你是怎么发现的

　　Really? What was your first clue?

　　153

　　00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:28,750

　　新裤子

　　New pants?

　　154

　　00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:31,410

　　是啊

　　斯蒂芬妮买给我的

　　Yeah, Sthanie got them for me.

　　155

　　00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,750

　　不错嘛

　　棉的

　　Nice. Cotton?

　　156

　　00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:38,410

　　事实上

　　我觉得更像是羊毛和火红蚁的混合物

　　Actually, I think it's more of wool, fire ant blend.

　　157

　　00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,480

　　这么说你的女朋友替你买衣服啦

　　So, the girlfriend's buying clothes for you, huh?

　　158

　　00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,050

　　很亲密嘛

　　Sounds serious.

　　159

　　00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,380

　　没错

　　It is actually.

　　160

　　00:08:43,450 --> 00:08:45,850

　　事实上

　　我也想了很多

　　In fact, I gave it a lot of thought

　　161

　　00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:49,080

　　我觉得我们是时候搬到一起住了

　　and I decided it was time for us to live together.

　　162

　　00:08:50,850 --> 00:08:54,150

　　莱纳德

　　大错特错

　　Ba Oh, Leonard, huge mistake.

　　163

　　00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:56,450

　　外面的女人多的就像自助餐厅里的食物

　　There's a whole buffet of women out there and you're just

　　164

　　00:08:56,510 --> 00:08:58,950

　　你却站在角落里吃着同样的芥末蛋

　　standing in the corner eating the same deviled egg

　　165

　　00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:00,680

　　日复一日

　　over and over again.

　　166

　　00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,910

　　至少我有鸡蛋吃

　　你有什么

　　At least I have an egg. What do you have?

　　167

　　00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:08,850

　　一打随意取用的潜在性伴侣

　　A veritable smorgasbord of potential sexual partners.

　　168

　　00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:11,470

　　看到那个金发美女了吗

　　See the blonde over there?

　　169

　　00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,950

　　我能去泡她你就不行

　　I can hit on her and you can't.

　　170

　　00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:17,950

　　去泡啊

　　So, go hit on her.

　　171

　　00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:24,810

　　她不是我喜欢的类型

　　She's not my type.

　　172

　　00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,530

　　真遗憾

　　她刚才还偷看你来着呢

　　Too bad, 'cause she was checking you out before.

　　173

　　00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:29,220

　　她有嘛

　　She was?

　　174

　　00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,530

　　当然没有

　　看看她

　　Of course not. Look at her.

　　175

　　00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,350

　　我不关心你们怎么想

　　I don't care what you guys think.

　　176

　　00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:38,160

　　斯蒂芬妮和我住在一起很开心

　　Stephanie and I are very happy living together.

　　177

　　00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,810

　　我愿意给你们20块钱

　　I will give either of you 20 dollars, right now

　　178

　　00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,480

　　你们谁能跟我换换裤子呀

　　to trade pants with me.

　　179

　　00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:50,450

　　谢尔顿

　　你跟这干嘛呢

　　Sheldon, what are you doing here?

　　180

　　00:09:50,510 --> 00:09:51,980

　　等下

　　Hang on.

　　181

　　00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,950

　　高压130低压80

　　有点高

　　130 over 80. A little high.

　　182

　　00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:58,480

　　可能是紧张的缘故

　　We can attribute that to the stress

　　183

　　00:09:58,550 --> 00:10:00,780

　　因为我得悄悄溜过保安室

　　of sneaking past the security desk.

　　184

　　00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,250

　　你哪来的听诊器呀

　　Where did you get the stethoscope

　　185

　　00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,510

　　还有这个血压袖带

　　and the blood pressure cuff?

　　186

　　00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:06,450

　　我阿姨玛丽昂给我的12岁生日礼物

　　My aunt Marion gave them to me for my 12th birthday.

　　187

　　00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,750

　　她觉得如果我挂了理论物理

　　She thought if I failed at theoretical physics

　　188

　　00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,310

　　得有个谋生的手艺

　　that I should have a trade to fall back on.

　　189

　　00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:15,010

　　顺便说一下

　　那个血压袖带

　　And by the way, the blood pressure cuff

　　190

　　00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,080

　　叫做血压计

　　is called a sphygmomanometer.

　　191

　　00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,650

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　192

　　00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:20,680

　　他们在医学院没有教过你吗

　　Didn't they teach you that in medical school?

　　193

　　00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,150

　　我有点忙

　　谢尔顿

　　I'm kinda busy here, Sheldon.

　　194

　　00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:24,480

　　我了解

　　I understand.

　　195

　　00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:27,550

　　我就是需要你授权这些检查

　　All I need is for you to authorize these tests.

　　196

　　00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:30,050

　　心脏负荷检查

　　全身磁共振成像

　　A cardiac stress test, a full body MRI,

　　197

　　00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,710

　　肌电图

　　全血细胞计数

　　葡萄糖基线

　　anlectromyogram, a CBC, baseline glucose.

　　198

　　00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:34,310

　　上消化道

　　Upper GI?

　　199

　　00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:36,450

　　还有腹腔镜检查

　　Oh, and an exploratory laparoscopy.

　　200

　　00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,410

　　上次我打嗝了

　　感觉像是我的隔膜

　　Last time I had hiccups, it felt like my diaphragm

　　201

　　00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,080

　　在向我示意

　　was just going through the motions.

　　202

　　00:10:40,150 --> 00:10:41,950

　　回家吧

　　谢尔顿

　　Go home, Sheldon.

　　203

　　00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:44,680

　　至少给我做个上消化道检查吧

　　Can I at least have the upper GI?

　　204

　　00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,850

　　我都已经喝了钡水了

　　I already drank the barium!

　　205

　　00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:53,080

　　太好了

　　你有衣服柔顺剂嘛

　　Oh, good. Do you have any fabric softener?

　　206

　　00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,680

　　有啊

　　Yeah, sure.

　　207

　　00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:06,550

　　你洗什么呢

　　洗鳄鱼呐

　　What are you washing? A crocodile?

　　208

　　00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:09,510

　　不是

　　是斯蒂芬妮买给我的裤子

　　No, the pants that Stephanie got me.

　　209

　　00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:12,080

　　亲爱的

　　这种裤子不能机洗的

　　Oh, sweetie, you can't machinwash these.

　　210

　　00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:13,150

　　洗了就毁了

　　They'll be ruined.

　　211

　　00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,580

　　-真的吗

　　-没错

　　-Are you sure? -Absolutely.

　　212

　　00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:21,240

　　不要吧

　　你早点告诉我就好了

　　Oh, no. I wish you'd told me that sooner.

　　213

　　00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:26,460

　　你们有什么状况么

　　Are you guys having problems?

　　214

　　00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:27,860

　　我们都很好啊

　　No, everything's fine.

　　215

　　00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:28,660

　　真的么

　　Really?

　　216

　　00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,590

　　是啊

　　很好啊

　　Yeah. It's wonderful.

　　217

　　00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:35,730

　　好吧

　　可能住在一起这件事

　　Okay, maybe this whole living together

　　218

　　00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:37,700

　　发生得太快了

　　但没有问题的

　　挺好的

　　happened kind of suddenly, but it's fine, it's great.

　　219

　　00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,840

　　好吧莱纳德

　　亲爱的你知道

　　Okay, Leonard, honey, you know,

　　220

　　00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,730

　　如果你对于你们的关系感到不自在了

　　if you're uncomfortable with the way things are going,

　　221

　　00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:42,960

　　你是可以讲出来的

　　you're allowed to say something.

　　222

　　00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:46,030

　　真的么

　　听起来不大对劲

　　Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.

　　223

　　00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:49,190

　　相信我

　　你的感受和她的一样重要

　　Believe me, your feelings are just as important as hers.

　　224

　　00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:53,730

　　这个听起来也不对劲

　　No that doesn't sound right either.

　　225

　　00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:55,590

　　就直接告诉她你想要

　　Just tell her you need the relationship to move

　　226

　　00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:58,430

　　慢慢来

　　at a pace that you both are comfortable with.

　　227

　　00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:02,090

　　好吧

　　我可以这么和她说

　　Yeah, I could say something like that to her.

　　228

　　00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,130

　　我这就去说

　　I'll go do that.

　　229

　　00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,290

　　谢了

　　Thank you.

　　230

　　00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,430

　　没事

　　Sure.

　　231

　　00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:15,390

　　你很擅长这个嘛

　　You have a really good grasp on this.

　　232

　　00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,560

　　你和她谈谈是不是更好

　　Maybe you could talk to her?

　　233

　　00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:20,330

　　你开玩笑呢吧

　　You're kidding, right?

　　234

　　00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:23,230

　　没有

　　不过没关系

　　No, but that's okay.

　　235

　　00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:27,730

　　我去和她谈

　　I'll go talk to her.

　　236

　　00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,770

　　你想和我一起去嘛

　　Want to come with?

　　237

　　00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,420

　　快去

　　Go!

　　238

　　00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,030

　　不是吧

　　Oh, no.

　　239

　　00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:48,830

　　怎么咧

　　Whaa??

　　240

　　00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:52,900

　　你说对了

　　你嗓子发炎了

　　You were right. Your larynx is terribly inflamed.

　　241

　　00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,430

　　我是说

　　我从来没见过更糟糕的了

　　I mean, I've never seen anything like it.

　　242

　　00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,830

　　我就知道

　　I knew it!

　　243

　　00:12:58,030 --> 00:13:00,590

　　我该怎么办

　　What do I do?!

　　244

　　00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:04,590

　　你必须马上停止说话

　　You're going to need to stop talking immediately.

　　245

　　00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,260

　　要多久

　　For how-- Dut-dut-dut.

　　246

　　00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:10,430

　　现在开始

　　Immediately.

　　247

　　00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:14,060

　　亲爱的

　　Hey. Oh, hi, honey.

　　248

　　00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:14,960

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon.

　　249

　　00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,260

　　出什么事了

　　What's going on?

　　250

　　00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:28,490

　　我刚给他来了个谢尔顿切除手术

　　I just performed a "Sheldonectomy."

　　251

　　00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,860

　　小心点

　　如果没痊愈

　　下次会更厉害

　　Careful, if you don't get it all, it'll only come back worse.

　　252

　　00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:34,130

　　知道了

　　Gotcha.

　　253

　　00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,760

　　听着

　　我们得谈谈

　　Listen, we need to talk.

　　254

　　00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:40,690

　　我们谈谈吧 还是我们得谈谈

　　Do we need to talk or "do we need to talk"?

　　255

　　00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,290

　　你说什么呢

　　I don't know what that means.

　　256

　　00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,190

　　好吧

　　你为什么不直接告诉我 你想要告诉我什么

　　Okay, why don't you just tell me what it is you have to tell me?

　　257

　　00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:51,390

　　好的

　　那个

　　就是

　　Okay, um, well, look, it's just that...

　　258

　　00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:55,330

　　你我的进展太快了

　　things between you and me have been going pretty quick.

　　259

　　00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:56,790

　　然后捏

　　And...?

　　260

　　00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,930

　　我有点怕怕

　　It's just a little scary.

　　261

　　00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:01,830

　　又惊又喜那种对吧

　　Well, yeah, but scary good, right?

　　262

　　00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:04,490

　　当然

　　Sure...

　　263

　　00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,660

　　怕怕什么时候不是又惊又喜呢

　　When is scary not good?

　　264

　　00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:13,160

　　但是

　　我也有感受的对吧

　　But... okay, um, I have feelings, right?

　　265

　　00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,360

　　好的

　　那么我表述我的感觉

　　Okay, and it's perfectly okay

　　266

　　00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:17,360

　　应该没有关系对吧

　　to express those feelings, right?

　　267

　　00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:20,690

　　当然

　　亲爱的你为什么不 告诉我你的感受呢

　　Of course honey why don't you tell me what it is you're feeling?

　　268

　　00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,760

　　好的

　　我就是觉得我们得

　　Okay, well, I ju... I think it's important to remember

　　269

　　00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:27,690

　　按照我们的步调前进

　　that we move at a pace that is our speed

　　270

　　00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:32,630

　　囧

　　我背下来的

　　and-- Oh, shoot, I had it!

　　271

　　00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:34,030

　　好吧

　　这样如何

　　Okay, how about this?

　　272

　　00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,260

　　让我说说我的感觉如何

　　How about I tell you what I'm feeling?

　　273

　　00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,290

　　怎么了

　　What's that?

　　274

　　00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,660

　　真的假的

　　现在吗

　　Really? Right now?

　　275

　　00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:44,490

　　为什么不

　　Why not?

　　276

　　00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,560

　　刚吃了饭的

　　饭后不是不能剧烈运动吗

　　I just ate, aren't you supposed to wait an hour?

　　277

　　00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:52,160

　　是不能游泳吧

　　I think that's for swimming.

　　278

　　00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:54,190

　　好吧

　　Oh, okay.

　　279

　　00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,630

　　我就希望我不会抽筋就行了

　　I just hope I don't get cramps.

　　280

　　00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:04,360

　　我把你的衣服放到烘干机里了

　　Oh, I put your clothes in the dryer.

　　281

　　00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:05,590

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　282

　　00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,790

　　-你的裤子毁了

　　-太好了

　　-Your pants are ruined. -Good.

　　283

　　00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:11,290

　　你和斯蒂芬妮谈的如何

　　So, how did the talk with Stephanie go?

　　284

　　00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:17,090

　　某种意义上讲

　　谈得超好

　　Well, um, on one level, really, really well.

　　285

　　00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,830

　　你告诉她你想慢点来啦

　　So, you told her you wanted to slow things down?

　　286

　　00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:21,430

　　没有讲得这么明确

　　Not specifically,

　　287

　　00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:24,390

　　不过我的确告诉她了我的感受

　　but, uh, I did tell her that I had feelings.

　　288

　　00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:28,360

　　很好嘛

　　然后呢

　　Good, good. And then what?

　　289

　　00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:33,860

　　然后啊

　　主题就变了

　　And then, uh, the subject got changed somehow.

　　290

　　00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:36,930

　　你们上床啦

　　对吧

　　You had sex, didn't you?

　　291

　　00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:40,560

　　上了一小下

　　Um... little bit.

　　292

　　00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:43,630

　　什么

　　What?

　　293

　　00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,360

　　没什么

　　Nothing.

　　294

　　00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,260

　　好吧

　　听起来进展顺利

　　Okay, well, it sounds like things are going to work out.

　　295

　　00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,560

　　是啊

　　都很好

　　Yeah, it's all good.

　　296

　　00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:56,760

　　所有问题都会化解

　　Everything's going to work out.

　　297

　　00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,860

　　不管是怎么化解的

　　One way or another.

　　298

　　00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,030

　　拜托

　　莱纳德

　　come on, Leonard,

　　299

　　00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,560

　　你有权利试着 让事情按照你喜欢的方式来

　　You are entitled to try and make things go the way you want them to.

　　300

　　00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,990

　　-真的吗

　　-是的

　　-Really? -Yes!

　　301

　　00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,790

　　你不一定总是要顺着女人的意思

　　You don't always have to go along with what the woman wants.

　　302

　　00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,630

　　什么

　　What?

　　303

　　00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:16,690

　　没什么

　　就是在重新思考我的整个人生

　　Nothing. Just... rethinking my whole life.

　　304

　　00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:23,990

　　好吧

　　事情是这样的

　　Okay, here's the thing.

　　305

　　00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:28,630

　　我害怕如果我要她搬出去

　　她会甩了我

　　I'm afraid that if I ask her to move out, she'll just dump me.

　　306

　　00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:30,290

　　那你就得冒这个险

　　Well, it's a chance you have to take.

　　307

　　00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,930

　　我是说

　　如果注定要这样

　　躲也躲不过

　　I mean, look, if it's meant to be, it'll be.

　　308

　　00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,330

　　真会安慰人

　　Very comforting.

　　309

　　00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:40,630

　　好吧

　　我怎么和她说

　　Okay, so what do I say to her?

　　310

　　00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:41,990

　　我不知道

　　I don't know.

　　311

　　00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:45,430

　　我的意思是别的女人想要和你慢慢来 她们是怎么说的

　　I mean, what have women said to you when they wanted to slow a relationship down?

　　312

　　00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:50,290

　　我真的很喜欢你 但我想看看和马克会怎样

　　I really like you, but I want to see how things go with Mark?

　　313

　　00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:54,730

　　是

　　那倒是可以让你们的关系慢下来

　　Yeah, that'll slow it down.

　　314

　　00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:03,560

　　抱歉

　　我打断你了

　　I'm sorry, I totally interrupted you.

　　315

　　00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:05,590

　　你刚才说什么来着

　　What were you saying?

　　316

　　00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:09,530

　　对

　　恩

　　Oh, right, yeah, um...

　　317

　　00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:13,390

　　斯蒂芬妮

　　是这样的

　　So, Stephanie, here's the thing.

　　318

　　00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:15,660

　　我真的很喜欢你

　　I really like you.

　　319

　　00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,930

　　噢

　　天哪

　　你要说那番话了

　　Oh, God, here comes the speech.

　　320

　　00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:24,060

　　什么话

　　What speech