高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译9素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕9

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　　佩妮

　　好啊

　　Penny, hello.

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　　谢尔顿

　　Hey, sheldon.

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　　你咋样啊

　　What is shaking?

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　　什么

　　I'm sorry?

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　　这是口头语嘛

　　开场白

　　It's colloquial, a conversation opener.

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　　你觉得今天天气好吗

　　So, do you find the weather satisfying?

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　　我们本地的球队赢球了

　　Are you currently sharing in the triumph

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　　你是否为之一振

　　of some local sports team?

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　　你搞什么名堂

　　吓到我了

　　What's wrong with you? you're freaking me out.

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　　我在跟你闲聊啊

　　I'm striking up a casual conversation with you.

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　　咋样

　　S'up?

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　　我求你别再说了

　　Please don't do that.

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　　好吧

　　All right,

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　　不过我觉得如果你要和某人

　　But I'm given to understand that

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　　谈一个很尴尬的问题之前

　　when you have something awkward to discuss with someone,

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　　最好跟他说几句不搭界的闲话

　　it's more palatable to preface it with banal chit chat.

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　　就是说刚才那还不算尴尬事了?

　　So, this wasn't the awkward part?

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　　不算

　　No.

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　　那好吧

　　Oh, all right.

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　　咋了

　　S'up?

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　　太好了

　　我说对了

　　Oh, good, I used that right.

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　　说正事吧 你应该已经注意到了

　　莱纳德最近

　　Anyway, you're aware that leonard has entered into a new

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　　和一个女人发生了一段带有性关系的感情

　　Romantic relationship which includes a sexual component?

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　　现在我能感到尴尬了

　　Okay, feeling the awkward now.

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　　她的名字是 斯蒂芬妮·巴内特医生

　　Her name is dr.Stephanie barnett and she is a highly

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　　她是弗里蒙特纪念医院一名杰出的外科医生

　　Distinguished surgical resident at freemont memorial.

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　　-莱纳德告诉过我了

　　-很好

　　Yeah, leonard told me. good.

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　　但他可能没告诉你

　　What he may have left out is

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　　这段感情对我来说非常重要

　　how important this relationship is to me.

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　　对你

　　To you?

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　　是的

　　在那些为数不多的和莱纳德约会过的女人中

　　Yes, see, of the handful of women leonard's been involved with,

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　　只有她还算像个人

　　She's the only one I have ever found tolerable.

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　　那我呢

　　Well, what about me?

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　　这应该是不言自明的

　　The statement stands for itself.

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　　你嘴好甜

　　Well, aren't you sweet?

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　　而且你应该多和她接触一下

　　Anyway, should you have any interaction with her,

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　　好让她别感觉到你是她的性竞争对手

　　It would be most helpful that she not see you as a sexual rival.

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　　我看她没什么好担心的

　　Yeah, I think she's pretty safe.

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　　你现在是这么说

　　但看看这样的情况

　　You say that now, but consider the following senario

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　　漆黑的晚上

　　you're sitting in your apartment,

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　　你孤身一人坐在家里

　　It's late, you're alone.

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　　你的下丘脑里正游走着雌激素

　　Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and

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　　和孕激素

　　这时突然在你眼里

　　Progesterone and suddenly even

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　　就算莱纳德也会是一名有生育能力的性对象

　　Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate.

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　　或者说

　　配对

　　Or a, uh, "hookup"

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　　现在的都市青年好像都这么说的

　　As it's referred to by today's urban youth.

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　　-真的吗

　　-是的

　　Really? yes.

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　　如果万一发生这种情况

　　Now, should that happen,

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　　我要求你找到一种压制自己性冲动的办法

　　I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido.

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　　只需要想你就可以了

　　I could think about you.

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　　好

　　只要管用就行

　　Fine, whatever works.

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　　和你交谈总是很愉快

　　谢尔顿

　　Always nice talking to you, sheldon.

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　　再见[谢尔顿在刻意模仿黑人俚语]

　　Uh, peace out!

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　　今晚多么美好啊

　　Well, this is very pleasant.

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　　很高兴你喜欢

　　Glad you're enjoying yourself.

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　　你还说通心粉三个人吃不够呢

　　And you said there'd never be enough pasta for the three of us.

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　　我错了

　　I stand corrected.

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　　你们知道么

　　意大利的家庭主妇都有这样一种经验

　　You know, italian housewives have a rule of thumb.

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　　只要抓一把直径为一英寸的通心粉放在锅里烧

　　A handful of dry pasta about an inch in diameter is

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　　就足够所有人吃的了

　　因为它在加热之后会膨胀一倍

　　Sufficient for each person as it doubles in volume when cooked.

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　　非常有趣

　　That's very interesting.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　她不是真觉得有趣

　　只是礼节罢了

　　She doesn't mean it. she's just being nice.

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　　斯蒂芬妮

　　Well, stephanie,

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　　既然莱纳德现在不想谈话

　　Since leonard seems to be dropping the conversational ball,

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　　那么就由我来顶替他

　　I guess I'll just have to pick it up.

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　　你有没有现场目击过凶杀

　　Have you ever witnessed a violent crime?

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　　-没

　　-好的

　　No. good.

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　　你最喜欢什么水果

　　What's your favorite fruit?

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　　草莓

　　Uh, strawberries.

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　　严格来说不算水果

　　不过也不追究了

　　Hmm, technically not a fruit, but all right.

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　　你的医学实习是在哪儿做的

　　Where did you do your medical internship?

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　　劳伦斯纪念医院

　　在德州的加尔维斯敦

　　Uh, lawrence memorial in galveston, texas.

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　　真的吗

　　我就是在那儿出生的

　　Really? that's where I was born!

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　　不是吧

　　You're kidding!

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　　在那所医院里

　　我度过了不少童年时光

　　I spent so much of my childhood at that hospital.

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　　我十二岁的时候还坐直升机去哪儿呢

　　When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter.

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　　怎么了啊

　　Why, w-w-what happened?

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　　辐射烧伤

　　Radiation burns.

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　　我在造X射线轴向分层造影扫描机的时候发生了一点小意外

　　A little mishap while I was building my own cat scanner.

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　　你居然尝试自己造一个X射线轴向分层造影扫描机?

　　I'm sorry, you tried to build your own cat scanner?

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　　我不是尝试

　　我是成功了

　　No, I didn't try, I succeeded.

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　　而且我还用它观察了

　　In fact, I was briefly able to see

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　　我姐姐的小豚鼠

　　雪球的内脏

　　the inside of my sister's guinea pig,

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　　然后他就烧起来了

　　Snowball, before he caught fire.

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　　所以我们家很流行一句话

　　It led to an interesting

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　　豚鼠躲不过扫描机

　　"not a snowball's chance in a cat scanner."

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　　谢尔顿

　　Uh, sheldon?

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　　我离开一下

　　Excuse me.

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　　我回来之后

　　为了好玩

　　When I come back,just for fun,

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　　我们来聊聊架空历史

　　the subject will be alternative history.

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　　主题是

　　Specifically,

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　　如果林肯是来自于未来的机器人

　　How would the civil war have gone differently

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　　那么南北战争的局势将会如何不同

　　If lincoln had been a robot sent from the future?

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　　看啊

　　通心粉我们都吃不掉呢

　　Look at that, there's even pasta left over.

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　　你到底知不知道这是一次约会

　　Do you understand that this was supposed to be a date?

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　　明白啊

　　I do.

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　　你明白么

　　老实说

　　Do you? because frankly,

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　　自打我坐下后你就呆若木鸡

　　you've been in a foul mood since I sat down.

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　　好吧

　　那我的问题是

　　你为什么要坐下

　　Okay, here's my question. why did you sit down?

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　　帮你呀

　　To help.

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　　如果你这次又失手了

　　Look, if you fail at this relationship,

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　　历史证明你会的

　　and history suggests you will,

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　　那么我们的先头登陆部队所需的

　　Then we risk losing the medical officer

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　　军医很可能就没了

　　That our landing party has always needed.

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　　什么先头登陆部队

　　What landing party?

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　　你是寇克

　　我是史波克

　　沃罗威茨是史考特

　　You're kirk, I'm spock, wolowitz is scotty,

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　　库萨帕里是那个总是被杀的

　　Koothrappali is the guy who always gets killed...

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　　现在我们有了麦考伊[《星际迷航》里的人物]

　　And now we've got mccoy.

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　　所以

　　So,

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　　我们都站在那看着术后X光片

　　We're all standing around looking at the post-op x ray

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　　然后就是那个

　　and there it is,

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　　众目睽睽之下

　　就在那人的胸腔里

　　Clear as day, right in the guy's chest cavity...

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　　有我一只耳环

　　One of my earrings.

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　　天呐

　　那你怎么办

　　Oh, my god, what did you do?

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　　你觉得我还能怎么办

　　What do you think I did?

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　　我偷偷把另一只耳环给摘了

　　I discreetly slipped off the other earring,

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　　放在兜里逃离现场

　　Put it in my pocket and then got the hell out of there!

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　　捉迷藏的奖品捏

　　I have a bone to pick with you, sir.

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　　嗨

　　谢尔顿

　　Hi, sheldon.

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　　嗨

　　斯蒂芬妮

　　Hi, stephanie.

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　　不好意思我迟到了

　　I'm sorry I'm late,

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　　但是你的同伴给我的邀请太难破译了

　　But yourompanion left the most indecipherable invitation.

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　　什么邀请

　　What invitation?

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　　"我们去看电影了"

　　"we're going to the movies."

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　　啥电影

　　啥影院

　　啥时候

　　What movie? what theater? what time?

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　　如果你想要我追踪不到你

　　If you were trying to make it impossible to locate you,

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　　那你干得真是再好不过了

　　You couldn't have done a better job.

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　　明显我可以的

　　Oh, clearly I could have.

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　　我花了将近20分钟才从你电脑的网页

　　It took me nearly 20 minutes to go through the browser

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　　浏览记录里查到你搜索过的电影时刻表

　　History on your computer to see what movie times you looked up.

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　　在这等我

　　我给咱们找个座

　　Wait here, I'll find us seats.

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　　不用

　　我们有位子

　　Uh, no, we have seats.

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　　不是正确的位子

　　Not the right seats.

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　　他干嘛呢

　　What is he doing?

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　　他在找听觉最优点

　　He's finding the acoustic sweet spot.

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　　他一直都这样吗

　　Does he always do this?

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　　有时他也会带给玩具木琴

　　Sometimes he brings a toy xylophone.

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　　真是太抱歉了

　　I am really sorry about this.

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　　不会

　　还好啦

　　他挺可爱的

　　No, it's fine. you know, he's sweet.

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　　不好意思

　　你们一直都坐对了地方

　　My apologies, you've been sitting in it all along.

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　　莱纳德

　　你们能往里错一个位子吗

　　Leonard, you want to slide over one?

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　　不能

　　您就坐这吧

　　No, just sit here.

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　　好极了

　　就是这感觉

　　Oh, yeah, this is it.

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard.

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　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard? leonard?!

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　　咋啦

　　谢尔顿

　　What, sheldon?

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　　咋啦

　　谢尔顿

　　咋啦

　　谢尔顿

　　What, sheldon?! what, sheldon?!

　　149

　　00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,680

　　告诉我你在这看到什么

　　Tell me what you see here.

　　150

　　00:08:31,690 --> 00:08:35,150

　　这个钝器能用来杀人吗

　　The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?

　　151

　　00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:37,970

　　这是斯蒂芬妮的facebook网页

　　This is stephanie's facebook page.

　　152

　　00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:41,110

　　你看

　　本来应该是"交往中"的

　　她写的是什么

　　Now, where it should say "in a relationship," what does it say?

　　153

　　00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,930

　　"斯蒂芬妮

　　巴奈特单身"

　　"stephanie barnett is single."

　　154

　　00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,860

　　而且早些时候

　　Yeah, furthermore, earlier this evening,

　　155

　　00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:47,700

　　她送了一只电子羊给一个叫麦克的人

　　She threw a digital sheep at some guy named mike.

　　156

　　00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:51,330

　　谁是麦克

　　Who's mike?!

　　157

　　00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:53,410

　　为什么他得到一只电子羊而不是你

　　Why does he get a digital sheep and not you?

　　158

　　00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:57,670

　　这只不过是她的facebook网页罢了

　　It's just her facebook page and we've

　　159

　　00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:58,650

　　而且我们只约会过几周

　　Only been going out a couple of weeks.

　　160

　　00:08:58,660 --> 00:08:59,710

　　你还不明白么

　　You don't see it, do you?

　　161

　　00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,360

　　我们就要失去她了

　　We're losing her.

　　162

　　00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:07,000

　　好吧

　　我简而言之

　　Okay, I'm going to make this very simple for you.

　　163

　　00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,760

　　你并不在这场恋爱里面

　　You are not in this relationship.

　　164

　　00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,190

　　我在

　　I am.

　　165

　　00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,600

　　也就是说 你对于我和斯蒂芬妮之间

　　Ergo, you have no say in anything

　　166

　　00:09:16,610 --> 00:09:20,330

　　发生的事没有发言权

　　that happens between me and stephanie.

　　167

　　00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:23,720

　　恕难从命

　　I'm afraid I can't allow that.

　　168

　　00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:27,240

　　根据星际战舰总纲领104第一部分

　　Pursuant to starfleet general order 104 section a,

　　169

　　00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:30,900

　　你不是合适的人选

　　我替你指挥

　　You are deemed unfit and I hereby relieve you of your command.

　　170

　　00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:37,420

　　总纲领104

　　第一部分不适用于此情况

　　General order 104, section a does not apply in this situation.

　　171

　　00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:39,030

　　给我个好的理由为什么不适用

　　Give me one good reason why not.

　　172

　　00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,010

　　因为这不是《星际迷航》

　　Because this is not startrek

　　173

　　00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:47,690

　　佩妮

　　Penny?

　　174

　　00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:50,640

　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny? penny?!

　　175

　　00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:52,730

　　咋啦

　　What?

　　176

　　00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:54,920

　　这是香蕉面包

　　This is banana bread.

　　177

　　00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,030

　　这是门把手

　　This is a door knob.

　　178

　　00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:04,300

　　根据我的理解

　　主动赠送食物

　　It's my understanding that an unsolicited gift of food can

　　179

　　00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:08,240

　　可以作为被邀请进屋聊天的敲门砖

　　Be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat.

　　180

　　00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,700

　　谢尔顿

　　想进来么

　　Sheldon, would you like to come in?

　　181

　　00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:14,820

　　那就聊一会吧

　　I suppose I could spare a few minutes.

　　182

　　00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,900

　　你被抢劫啦

　　Were you robbed?

　　183

　　00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:24,350

　　没

　　No.

　　184

　　00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:26,730

　　你怎么会这么肯定

　　How can you be sure?

　　185

　　00:10:27,410 --> 00:10:28,900

　　谢尔顿

　　你想干嘛

　　Sheldon, what do you want?

　　186

　　00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:31,500

　　我知道你并不会惊讶

　　I'm certain this will come as no surprise to you,

　　187

　　00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:34,580

　　不过莱纳德又要失恋了

　　But leonard is failing in yet another relationship.

　　188

　　00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:36,010

　　他和斯蒂芬妮出问题了吗

　　He's having problems with stephanie?

　　189

　　00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:39,760

　　她在网上赠送给随机男性虚拟牲口

　　She's sending virtual livestock to random men on the internet.

　　190

　　00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,120

　　我需要数据

　　才能保证他们在一起

　　If I have any hope of keeping them together, I need data.

　　191

　　00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:43,720

　　特别是

　　Specifically,

　　192

　　00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,990

　　我要确切地知道莱纳德做了什么

　　I need to know exactly what leonard did that

　　193

　　00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,980

　　让你"性"趣昂然

　　Caused you to pop an emotional cap in his buttocks.

　　194

　　00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:52,810

　　什么

　　What?

　　195

　　00:10:52,870 --> 00:10:54,290

　　还是

　　都市俚语

　　Again, urban slang.

　　196

　　00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,350

　　我看我用得越来越溜了

　　In which, I believe I'm gaining remarkable fluency.

　　197

　　00:10:58,370 --> 00:11:00,730

　　"往下来"和"找低处"[俚语中有口交之意]如何

　　So, what is the "down" and the "low"?

　　198

　　00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,950

　　别担心

　　这完全是保密的

　　And don't worry, this is all entirely confidential, so,

　　199

　　00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,020

　　你可以自由谈论 其性事的缺陷

　　You feel free to include any and all shortcomings in the bedroom.

　　200

　　00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:09,700

　　我们从未上过床

　　We never got to the bedroom.

　　201

　　00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,480

　　原因是

　　Because?

　　202

　　00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:16,530

　　好了

　　知道吗

　　Oh, okay, all right, you know what?

　　203

　　00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,200

　　我告诉你怎么回事

　　I'll tell you what happened.

　　204

　　00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:22,100

　　我们当时年少

　　十分相爱

　　We were young, we were very much in love,

　　205

　　00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:24,570

　　但我们只能通过

　　But we could only communicate through a

　　206

　　00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:27,470

　　我湖边屋的时光穿梭邮箱交流[《看不见的恋人》中情节]

　　Time-traveling mailbox at my lake house.

　　207

　　00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:34,050

　　你让我看那电影还不够

　　It's not enough that you made me watch that movie,

　　208

　　00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,590

　　你还用它嘲笑我

　　But now you mock me with it?

　　209

　　00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:44,280

　　绅士们

　　我有个关于约会和恋爱的问题

　　Gentlemen, I have a question about dating and relationships.

　　210

　　00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:52,580

　　你说你已经和他谈过那个了[暗指性]

　　You told me you were going to have the talk with him.

　　211

　　00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:56,090

　　我还等着有人和我谈那个呢

　　I've been waiting for someone to have the talk with me.

　　212

　　00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:57,860

　　更重要的是

　　More to the point,

　　213

　　00:11:57,870 --> 00:12:00,930

　　想办法让莱纳德和斯蒂芬妮继续交往下去

　　It's about finding a way to keep leonard and stephanie together.

　　214

　　00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:02,200

　　我认为你做不到

　　Oh, I don't think you can.

　　215

　　00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:03,430

　　为什么不行

　　Well, why not?

　　216

　　00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,820

　　看看莱纳德的记录

　　Look at leonard's record.

　　217

　　00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:06,710

　　与乔伊斯·金交往二十七天

　　27 days with joyce kim.

　　218

　　00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,030

　　然后她逃跑回了朝鲜

　　During which she defected to north korea.

　　219

　　00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,730

　　与莱斯利·温克尔嘿咻两次

　　Two booty calls with leslie winkle.

　　220

　　00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:15,600

　　因此得了个昵称"光速莱纳德"

　　For which she awarded him the nickname "speed of light leonard."

　　221

　　00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,940

　　三次与佩妮共进晚餐

　　And the three hour dinner with penny.

　　222

　　00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:20,200

　　如他们没坐下来点蛋奶酥的话

　　Which would have been two and a half if

　　223

　　00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:21,970

　　就只能算是两次半

　　They ordered the souffle when they sat down.

　　224

　　00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:24,880

　　根据几何级数

　　Based on the geometric progression,

　　225

　　00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:26,410

　　他和斯蒂芬妮

　　His relationship with stephanie

　　226

　　00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:28,250

　　在20分钟后就该完蛋了

　　should have ended after 20 minutes.

　　227

　　00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:30,030

　　我懂如何计算

　　Yes, I'm aware of the math.

　　228

　　00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,400

　　Y等于27天除以12的商

　　Y equals 27 days over 12 to the nth.

　　229

　　00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:34,370

　　问题仍未解决

　　The issue remains.

　　230

　　00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,970

　　我们如何能避免他不可避免的失败

　　How do we circumvent his inevitable rejection?

　　231

　　00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:40,390

　　如你想确保他在斯蒂芬妮的考虑之列

　　Well, if you want to guarantee his appeal to stephanie,

　　232

　　00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,520

　　最有把握的是宰了这星球上所有别的男性

　　Your best bet would be to kill all the other men on the planet.

　　233

　　00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:46,740

　　我告诉你什么不该做

　　I'll tell you what you shouldn't do.

　　234

　　00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:48,550

　　别怂恿他用那广告上说的

　　Don't shpritz him with that body spray from the

　　235

　　00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,690

　　女人闻到就会宽衣解带的香体喷雾

　　Commercial where the women undress when they smell it.

　　236

　　00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,010

　　一点都没用

　　That doesn't work at all.

　　237

　　00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:58,000

　　不管你洒了多少

　　No matter how much you put on.

　　238

　　00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:00,330

　　这就是你们的本事

　　So, that's all you've got?

　　239

　　00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:03,300

　　天启式的种族灭绝和"别轻信古龙水"

　　Apocalyptic genocide and "go easy on the cologne"?

　　240

　　00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,090

　　-对啊

　　-是的

　　Yeah. yes.

　　241

　　00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:10,870

　　佩妮

　　Penny.

　　242

　　00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,520

　　佩妮

　　Penny?

　　243

　　00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:14,010

　　什么事

　　What?

　　244

　　00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:20,450

　　佩妮

　　Penny?

　　245

　　00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,500

　　西葫芦面包

　　Zucchini bread.

　　246

　　00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,670

　　谢谢

　　Oh, thank you.

　　247

　　00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,380

　　我能进去吗

　　May I come in?

　　248

　　00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:31,100

　　不行

　　No.

　　249

　　00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,340

　　我懂了

　　I see.

　　250

　　00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,080

　　显然

　　Apparently,

　　251

　　00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:35,730

　　我之前关于

　　My earlier inquiry regarding

　　252

　　00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:37,690

　　你和莱纳德的问题越界了

　　you and leonard crossed some sort of line.

　　253

　　00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,910

　　我道歉

　　I apologize.

　　254

　　00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:41,970

　　谢谢你

　　Well, thank you.

　　255

　　00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,060

　　那我们又可以平等交谈了

　　So, have you and I returned to a social equilibrium?

　　256

　　00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:45,500

　　-是的

　　-很好

　　Yes. great.

　　257

　　00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:46,500

　　新的话题

　　New topic.

　　258

　　00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:49,820

　　你现在在你月经周期里的哪一天

　　Where are you in your menstrual cycle?

　　259

　　00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:53,730

　　什么

　　What?!

　　260

　　00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:55,760

　　我在网上做了些调查

　　I've been doing some research online,

　　261

　　00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,790

　　显然灵长目雌性

　　and apparently female primates,

　　262

　　00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,430

　　猿

　　黑猩猩

　　你们

　　You know, uh, apes, chimpanzees, you.

　　263

　　00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:03,360

　　她们觉得她们的配偶

　　They find their mate more desirable

　　264

　　00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:05,270

　　被另一个雌性追求时

　　更有吸引力

　　When he's being courted by another female.

　　265

　　00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,930

　　当竞争的雌性在排卵期

　　Now, This effect is intensified when the rival female

　　266

　　00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,820

　　分泌激素时

　　这种效果更强烈

　　Is secreting the pheromones associated with ovulation.

　　267

　　00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,350

　　这又回到我最初的问题

　　Which brings me back to my question.

　　268

　　00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,320

　　你在...

　　Where are you in your--

　　269

　　00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,620

　　很显然

　　我早来了14天

　　Clearly, I'm 14 days too early.

　　270

　　00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,860

　　我是说要是能治疗黄热病和疟疾

　　All I'm saying is if they can cure yellow fever and malaria,

　　271

　　00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:28,000

　　为何不能治乳糖不耐症

　　Why can't they do something about lactose intolerance?

　　272

　　00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,390

　　莱纳德

　　撒手别想了

　　Leonard, you're going to have to let this go.

　　273

　　00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,370

　　你吃点乳酪就放屁

　　You had a little cheese dip, you farted.

　　274

　　00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:35,950

　　我觉得很可爱

　　I thought it was cute.

　　275

　　00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,060

　　斯蒂芬妮

　　Oh, hi, stephanie.

　　276

　　00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,830

　　再来点红酒

　　Wanna more wine?

　　277

　　00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,720

　　好的

　　反正我今晚又不开车去哪

　　Yeah, I'm not driving anywhere tonight.

　　278

　　00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,060

　　你在干什么

　　What are you doing?

　　279

　　00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,180

　　我特别想吃白芦笋

　　I have a craving for white asparagus

　　280

　　00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:05,260

　　但显然未能如愿

　　That apparently is destined to go unsatisfied.

　　281

　　00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,830

　　失陪一下

　　Excuse me.

　　282

　　00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:15,930

　　你到底怎么了

　　What the hell is wrong with you?

　　283

　　00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:17,150

　　我在帮你留住斯蒂芬妮

　　I'm helping you with stephanie.

　　284

　　00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,530

　　通过像便秘的驼鹿一样叫唤

　　By making constipated moose sounds?

　　285

　　00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:23,050

　　当我没打开这瓶盖

　　而你打开了

　　When I fail to open this jar and you succeed,

　　286

　　00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,180

　　这样你就像个男子汉

　　It will establish you as the "alpha" male.

　　287

　　00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,230

　　你知道吗

　　You see...

　　288

　　00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:29,260

　　当女性看到你在展示力量时

　　When a female witnesses an exhibition of physical domination,

　　289

　　00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:31,050

　　她会产生荷尔蒙催产素

　　She produces the hormone oxytocin.

　　290

　　00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,100

　　之后如果你们俩交往的话

　　If the two of you then engage in intercourse,

　　291

　　00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:35,670

　　它会在大脑促生生物化学反应

　　This will create the biochemical reaction in the brain

　　292

　　00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,680

　　让人们想当然地以为自己陷入爱河

　　Which lay people naively interpret as "falling in love."

　　293

　　00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,920

　　那我给你脸一拳管用吗

　　Would it work if I just punched you in the face?

　　294

　　00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,960

　　当然可以

　　但还是让我们看看这个行吗

　　Yes, actually it would, but let's see how the lid goes.

　　295

　　00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,890

　　莱纳德

　　我不够强壮

　　还是你来吧

　　I'm not strong enough, leonard, you'll have to do it.

　　296

　　00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:57,220

　　看在上帝的份上

　　Oh, for god's sakes.

　　297

　　00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:58,910

　　开吧

　　已经松动了

　　Go ahead, it's pre-loosened.

　　298

　　00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:14,430

　　需要帮助吗

　　Do you want some help with that?

　　299

　　00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:18,360

　　不要

　　不要

　　我能搞定

　　No, no, no, I got it.

　　300

　　00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:20,850

　　没错

　　没错

　　他能搞定

　　这不足为奇

　　No, yeah, yeah, he's got it, and that's not surprising.

　　301

　　00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,670

　　很久以前

　　当我陷入爱河的时候

　　This is something I long ago came to

　　302

　　00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,020

　　我是可以打开的

　　Peace with in my role as the beta male.

　　303

　　00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,020

　　快开

　　Open it.

　　304

　　00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,370

　　-天呢

　　你还好吗

　　-我不好

　　- Oh, my god, are you okay? - no, I'm not.

　　305

　　00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,320

　　流血了

　　I'm bleeding.

　　306

　　00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,040

　　像个角斗士一样

　　Like a gladiator!

　　307

　　00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,890

　　你得缝几针

　　Oh, honey, you're going to need stitches.

　　308

　　00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,900

　　缝几针

　　用针缝吗

　　Stitches? with a needle?

　　309

　　00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:48,250

　　对

　　就几针

　　Well, yeah, I mean, just a few.

　　310

　　00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,790

　　好的

　　稍等一下

　　Oh, okay, yeah, hang on a sec.

　　311

　　00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:05,000

　　顺便一提

　　我正在那解冻牛排呢

　　Fyi, I was defrosting a steak in there.

　　312

　　00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,640

　　斯蒂芬尼缝得可真漂亮

　　What a beautiful job stephanie did.

　　313

　　00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,520

　　我会用床垫缝纫法

　　I might have gone with a mattress suture

　　314

　　00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,840

　　而不会用毯边锁缝纫法

　　instead of a blanket stitch,

　　315

　　00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,660

　　但她缝成这样

　　你也只能认了

　　But you can't argue with her results.

　　316

　　00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,910

　　没留伤疤真是太可惜了

　　It's a shame it won't scar.

　　317

　　00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,550

　　战伤可是古时男子汉的荣誉徽章

　　The war wound is a time-honored badge of masculinity.

　　318

　　00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:27,730

　　你什么时候能安静一会

　　I can't remember a time when you weren't talking.

　　319

　　00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:29,680

　　言归正传

　　Just for the record,

　　320

　　00:17:29,690 --> 00:1