你有没有毫无用处的超能力？

What's your lame superpower?

你有没有一种毫无用处的超能力？

获得1.6k好评的 @Ellen Vrana：

I have an insane sense of smell. Like a basset hound. I’m like a 5ft basset hound.

我对气味有一种疯狂的感知能力。就像一只短腿猎犬，我就像一个5英尺高的短腿猎犬。

- I can walk into a room blindfolded and tell you who is there, by scent.

- 我可以被蒙住眼睛走进一个房间，并通过香味告诉你谁在那里。

- Wet dogs, body odor, perfume, cigarettes, and diapers actually make me vomit. I can't ride on public transportation without an emergency bag.

- 湿狗、体味、香水、香烟和尿布真的能让我吐出来。我不能不带呕吐袋就去乘坐公共交通。

- I can tell when my husband has opened whisky bottle from 2 floors and 5 rooms away.

- 我能从2层楼和5个房间之外就闻出我老公打开了一瓶威士忌。

- I can smell farts a few minutes before anyone else can. And if you burp in my face, I will slap you.

- 如果一个屁已经消散了，别人都闻不到，但我还能闻几分钟。如果你在我的脸上打嗝，我会抽你。

获得820好评的 @Avantika Jakati

I can prevent people from getting bitten by mosquitoes by just being present within a 5 metre radius of them.

我可以防止人们被蚊子叮咬，只要在他们的5米半径内。

This is simply because all the mosquitoes bite me instead. I am a super mosquito attractor. I am bitten by mosquitoes that appear out of nowhere when I am around.

这只是因为所有的蚊子都咬了我。我是一个超级吸蚊机。任何看不见蚊子的地方，只要我去，就能被咬。

获得355好评的 @Kaushik Sunder

I have a really lame superpower. I can remember Phone numbers really well. I had a habit of never storing anyone's number with their name. Everyday I used to just go through the contacts book and play this game of remembering the numbers.

我有一个真的很没用的超能力。我记得电话号码真的记得很好。我有一个习惯，从来不建通讯录。我以前每天就这么看联系人列表，然后想这些号码是谁想着玩。

获得26.3k好评的 @Sachin R Kamath

I can take any photograph and create an exact replica of it on a sheet of paper, using just pencils.

我可以随便拍一张照片，并在纸上画出一个精确的副本，只用铅笔。

Why spend 6 bloody hours drawing while I can just convert the original photo into monochrome using any photo editing tool you ask?

但是，既然能通过照片编辑软件把任何照片转换成单色，那为什么要TM花6个的小时画画呢？

Because I can.

因为我行我乐意。

获得170好评的 @Anshu Negi

Mirror Writing

镜像书写

Yes, that's my lame superpower.

是的，这是我的超能力。

I can write like that, effortlessly from right to left. I don't have to imagine the orientation of any of the letters, it's like its been fed into my brain cells.

我可以这样写，毫不费力地从右到左写。我不必想象任何字母的方向，它们就好像被送入了我的脑细胞一样。