One Inch Tall
If you were only one inch tall, youd ride a worm to school.
The teardrop of a crying and would be your swimming pool.
A crumb of cake would be a feast
And last you seven days at least,
A flea would be a frightening beast
If you were one inch tall.
If you were only one inch tall, youd walk beneath the door,
And it would take about a month to get down to the store.
A bit of fluff would be your bed,
Youd swing upon a spiders thread,
And wear a thimble on your head
If youwere one inch tall.
youd surf across the kitchen sink upon a stick of gum
you couldt hug your mama, youd just have to hug her thumb.
youd run from peoples feet in fright,
To move a pen would take all night,
( This poem took fourteen years to write ---
Cause Im just one inch tall )
一寸高
倘若你只有一寸高,便能骑着一条小虫去上学。
蚂蚁哭泣时的一滴泪将成为你的游泳池。
一点蛋糕屑能变成一场盛宴,
足够你至少吃上七天,
一只跳蚤就会是一头可怕的猛兽,
倘若你只有一寸高。
倘若你只有一寸高,便能穿越门下的缝隙,
而要行至商店则需要花上一个月的时间,
一小撮绒毛能变成你的温床,
你能在一根蜘蛛丝上玩秋千,
头上戴着顶针作为头盔,
倘若你只有一寸高。
你能乘着一块口香糖在厨房的水池里冲浪。
但你无法拥抱妈妈,你只能拥抱她的拇指。
你会惊恐地逃离人们的脚丫,
你需要花上一整夜的时间来搬动一支钢笔,
(而写下这首诗则须花上十四年-----
因为我只有一寸高)
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