[al:新概念英语（二）] [ar:MP3 同步字幕版（英音）] [ti:Do You Call That a Hat?] [by:更多学习内容，请到yingyu.chazidian.com搜索“新概念”] [00:15.40]What kind of shopping does the writer enjoy, [00:19.25]do you think? [00:22.75]'Do you call that a hat?' I said to my wife. [00:28.89]'You needn't be so rude about it,' [00:31.46]my wife answered as she looked at herself in the mirror. [00:36.46]I sat down on one of those modern chairs with holes in it and waited. [00:43.16]We had been in the hat shop for half an hour and my wife was still in front of the mirror. [00:51.79]'We mustn't buy things we don't need,' I remarked suddenly. [00:57.19]I regretted saying it almost at once. [01:01.59]'You needn't have said that,' my wife answered. [01:06.09]'I needn't remind you of that terrible tie you bought yesterday.' [01:13.16]'I find it beautiful,' I said. [01:16.49]'A man can never have too many ties.' [01:20.58]'And a woman can't have too many hats,' she answered. [01:26.41]Ten minutes later we walked out of the shop together. [01:31.59]My wife was wearing a hat that looked like a lighthouse!