Imitate Birds
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer.
Imitate birds, the man said.
Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like that are a dime a dozen.
Well, I guess thats that. said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
模仿鸟儿
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。你能干什么呢?负责人问。
模仿鸟儿,那人说。
你在开玩笑吧?负责人答道,那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。
噢,那就算了。那名演员说着,展开翅膀,飞出了窗口。
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