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一
Count the money!
After the patient(病人)entered the dentist clinic, he began to take out money from his pocket.
The dentist said, "You needn't pay the money first."
The patient answered, "I don't mean so, but want to count how much money I have in the po9cket before you anaesthetize(麻醉)me."
二
(One evening, Tom is sitting in the open air. He is looking up at the sky.)
Tom: One, two, three ...
Mike: What are you doing?
Tom: I'm counting the stars.
Mike: How foolish you are! It's so dark. How can you count clearly? Why not count them in the day?
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