生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕13
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生活大爆炸
第四季第十三集
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你們準備點菜了嗎
Hey. So you guys ready to order?
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既然我們每個周二晚上6點都來
Since we come in every Tuesday night at 6:00
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點完全一樣的菜
現在是6:08分了
and order the same exact thing, and it's now 6:08
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我想
不言而喻的不僅是這個問題
I believe your question not only answers itself
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還有其他一些愚蠢的問題
but also stands alongside such other nonsensical queries
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比如
"誰把狗放出來了"
as "Who let the dogs out?"
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還有"他們過得如何"
And, uh, "How are they hanging""
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好吧
Okay.
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慣例
謝爾頓的漢堡上加一口唾沫
So, the usual, with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger.
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佩妮
等等
Penny, a moment?
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這周末你有安排嗎
Do you have plans this weekend?
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天啊
艾米
很抱歉
Oh, gee, Amy, I'm sorry
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我這周末真的很忙
I'm actually pretty busy this weekend.
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可能要上今天點的菜
Probably serving food that was ordered today.
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真不幸
我還想讓你當我的伴兒
That's too bad. I was hoping you could be my plus-one
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一起去多學科研究院
at the Institute of Interdisciplinary Studies'
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參加現行科學研究
symposium on the impact of current scientific research
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對社會交互的影響研討會
on societal interactions.
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什么
The what?
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是一個年度科學會議
It's an annual science conference.
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我們都被邀請發言
We've all been invited to speak.
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哦
好吧
正如我說的
我有安排了
Oh! Oh, okay, well, you know, like I said, I have plans, so...
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真可惜
因為你是我最好的朋友
Shame. Since you're my best friend
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我還以為這是個增加交流的機會呢
I thought it would be a good bonding opportunity.
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我是你最好的朋友嗎
I'm your best friend?
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你不看我的博客嗎
Don't you read my blog?
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別難過
Oh, don't feel bad.
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我從來不看萊納德的
我以前還跟他睡過
I never read Leonard's, and I used to sleep with him.
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你認識其他會想去
Do you know anybody else who would appreciate
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費用全包的大蘇四星酒店
an all-expense-paid spa weekend
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spa周末游的人嗎
at a four-star resort in Big Sur?
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不
我真的
對不起
免費什么
對不起
什么
什么
No, I really-- I'm sorry, free what? Sorry, what, what?
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我想她周末突然沒事了
I think her weekend just opened up.
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等等
等等
我確認一下
你們說的spa
Wait, wait, just to be clear, when you guys say "Spa
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跟普通人說的spa是一樣的嗎
does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?
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差不多
Pretty much.
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除了我們穿著衣服蒸桑拿
Except we keep our shirts on in the sauna.
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你知道嗎
盡管會很難
You know, it is going to be difficult
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但是我要取消我的安排
為了我的好朋友
but I'm going to cancel my plans so I can do this for my bestie.
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請不要碰我的胸
Please don't touch my breasts.
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我
我沒想
I... I wasn't going to.
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好吧
我只是要確定一下界限
All right. I just want to establish boundaries.
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伙計們
這太棒了
我好久沒度假了
Boy, this is great. I haven't had a vacation in ages.
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想度假
先工作
In order to take a vacation, one first has to work.
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知道嗎
作為一個聰明人
You know, for a smart guy
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你竟然不明白一個原則
you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept
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"不要惹給你準備飯的人"
"Don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat."
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這原則確實很對
That does seem to be a valid principle.
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我相信佩妮會遵守
I trust Penny will adhere to
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"加州酒店員工
the "Official California Restaurant Workers'
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道德和清潔莊嚴誓約"
Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness."
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我認為沒有這種東西
I don't believe there's any such thing.
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你騙我
You lied to me?
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早上好
Good morning.
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大家請注意
If I could have everyone's attention, please?
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我知道我們都想盡快開往大蘇
I know we're all eager to get on the road to Big Sur
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所以如果我們集中精神
我相信我們能
so if we focus, I'm sure we can get through this orientation
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在半小時之內完成介紹
in under a half an hour.
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就是些問答
測試
安全演習
Then it's just Q&A, quiz, safety drills
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拍張團體紀念照
就能出發了
pose for commemorative group photo and we're off.
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別擔心
測試時坐我旁邊
Don't worry. Just sit next to me during the quiz
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你可以抄我的
and you can copy my answers.
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拉杰
Raj?
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你在干嗎
What are you doing?
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那可不行
I don't think so.
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你的6盎司定額已經喝完了
You've had your allotted six ounces.
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第一個上廁所時間是在貝克斯菲爾德的
The first bathroom break isn't until the Denny's
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丹尼餐廳
located near Bakersfield
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距此大約2個半小時
which is approximately two and half hours away.
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記住
同志們
Remember, people
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我們的強硬受制于最弱的膀胱
we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.
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沒人關心你的凱格爾練習
Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.
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好的
我們有7個人
2輛車
All right. We have seven people, and two cars.
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領航車
由萊納德駕駛
In the lead car, driven by Leonard
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乘客是
我
will be... myself
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艾米·費拉·福勒
Amy Farrah Fowler
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和佩妮
and Penny.
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耶
Yes!
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他把你安排在另一個車上
我幫你升級了
He had you in the other car, but I got you upgraded.
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耶
Yay!
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她提出
如果我們在前不著村后不著店的地方
She made the case that if we break down
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出故障
你在內布拉斯加邊遠地區的
in the middle of nowhere, your Nebraska backwoods skills
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生存技能和健壯的大手能增加我們
and brawny hands will give us the best chance
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在野外生存的機會
to survive in the wild.
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健壯
Brawny?
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比我的還大
They're bigger than mine.
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紅1號呼叫紅5號
請回答
Red Leader to Red Five, come in.
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紅1號呼叫紅5號
請回答
Red Leader to Red Five, come in.
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霍華德
你保證過的
Howard, you promised.
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好吧
紅5號呼叫紅1號
Fine. Red Five to Red Leader.
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你要干嗎
What do you want now?
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現在是11:15
It's 11:15.
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我要你每刻鐘的位置報告
I'm requesting your quarter-hourly location update.
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緊跟在你們后面呢
Still right behind you.
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收到
紅5號
Copy that, Red Five.
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無線電聯絡就足夠了
Radio contact is sufficient.
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不需要伸你的中指
No need to extend your middle finger.
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艾米
我在想
So, Amy, I've been wondering
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你和謝爾頓要共住一間房嗎
are you and Sheldon going to be sharing a room?
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不
我們討論過了
No, we discussed it.
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一致認為
我們不想因為太了解對方
We decided we didn't want to jeopardize our relationship
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而損害了我們的關系
by getting to know each other too well.
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確實
沒有比熟知對方的如廁規律
Indeed. Nothing sours a friendship more
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更破壞友情的事了
than over-familiarity with someone's toilet routine.
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我深表贊同
I can vouch for that.
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-喂
-不是說你
說他
- Hey. - Not you, him.
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哦
謝謝
Oh. Thanks.
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不過
你的可真讓人開眼了
Although yours was an eye-opener.
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別擔心
佩妮
Don't worry, Penny.
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你是我帶的伴兒
你跟我住
You're my plus-one. You'll bunk with me.
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另外
旅行會讓我便秘
And FYI, travel makes me constipated
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所以
我是理想的酒店住宿室友
so I'm the ideal hotel roommate.
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好極了
Terriffic.
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還沒到嗎
Are we there yet?
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我希望我們能趕得上主題致辭
I hope we get there in time to see the keynote address.
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真的嗎
你想看主題致辭
Really? You want to see the keynote?
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對
聽起來很有意思
Yeah, it sounds fun.
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"超級細菌
"Super bacteria:
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末日啟示
還是令人激動的研究機會"
global apocalypse or exciting research opportunity?"
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事實上
我想得是
我們直接去房間
Actually, I was thinking we could go straight to the room
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然后
"休整"一下
and... take a nap.
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真的嗎
Really?
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不去看主題致辭了
And miss the keynote?
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回頭能在C-SPAN上看到的
We can watch it later on C-SPAN.
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而且
我真的很期待
你和我
Besides, I was really looking forward to you and me...
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一起在酒店里"休整"
napping together in the hotel.
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親愛的
你那么困的話
Honey, if you're that tired
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就在車里先睡上一覺吧
why don't you just take a nap here in the car?
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不
你看
不是
No, see, it's not...
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等一下
萊納德來電話
Hang on. It's Leonard.
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嗨
萊納德
Hi, Leonard.
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嗨
我剛收到拉杰的短信
Yeah, hi. Listen, I just got a text from Raj.
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他讓我告訴你
He wanted me to tell you
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霍華德說的"休整"
是"做愛"的意思
that when Howard says "Nap
" He means "Sex."
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謝謝你
拉杰
Thank you, Raj.
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你是錒系元素的一種嗎
Are you... an element in the actinoid series?
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不是
No.
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艾米
Amy?
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你在自然界中是放射性的嗎
Are you usually radioactive when found in nature?
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不是
No.
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你是鑭系元素嗎
Are you in the lanthanoid series?
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艾米
輪到佩妮了
Amy, it's Penny's turn.
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佩妮
Penny?
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呃
我咋知道
Uh, I don't know...
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你是吃的嗎
Are you food?
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這就是你不對了
That's not apropos.
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不是說明白了嗎
在元素周期表里[直譯:桌]
We've already established I'm found in the periodic table.
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好歹是張桌
不是嗎
Well, it's a table, right?
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是桌子干嘛不能放吃的
I mean, why can't there be food on it?
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就知道她不配坐領頭車
I knew she wasn't lead car materiel.
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誰選你當了汽車旅行之王了
Who elected you Road Trip God?
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萊納德
Leonard.
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那是深夜投票
It was a late-night vote.
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大家都精疲力盡了
We were all exhausted
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他威脅我們不選他就不讓睡
and he was threatening to filibuster.
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也不是啥"汽車旅行之王"啦
It's not technically "Road Trip God""
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是旅途監督員
it's Travel Supervisor.
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盡管汽車旅行之王聽著更拉風一些
Although Road Trip God does have a certain ring to it.
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我就不明白了
你們怎么就
I don't understand why you people
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讓他這么欺負你們啊
just let him bully you like this.
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該有人奮起反抗
Someone should stand up to him.
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他能怎么著
What's he going to do?
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真不敢相信
你們就眼看著他把我轟出來
I can't believe you let him kick me out of the car.
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我們敢怎樣啊
他是旅程監督人
What could we do? He's the Travel Supervisor.
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別擔心
佩妮
反正這輛車更贊
Don't worry, Penny. This is a better car anyway.
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沒錯
這是愛愛車喔
Yeah. It's the Love Car.
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還用問么
Should I ask?
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他們說我們太小還不懂得*
*They say we're young and we don't know
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長大后才能領悟*
*We won't find out until we grow
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我不知這正確與否*
*Well, I don't know if all that's true
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因為寶貝
我們擁有彼此*
*'Cause you got me, and, baby, I got you
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寶貝*
*Babe
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我擁有你*
*I got you, babe
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紅一號
我真的錯了
Red Leader, I'm really sorry.
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我擁有你
寶貝*
*I got you, babe.
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我擁有你
寶貝*
*I got you, babe...
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我想你了
I missed you.
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知道不
我也無比想你
You know what? I missed you, too.
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伯納黛特
Bernadette?
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天吶
格倫
Oh, my God, Glenn!
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見到你真高興
Great to see you!
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你是來參加研討會的嗎
Are you here for the conference?
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是啊
我在全球暖化座談組
Yeah, I'm doing a global warming panel.
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真不錯
Oh, good for you.
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格倫
這是霍華德
我男朋友
Uh, Glenn, this is my boyfriend Howard.
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-很高興認識你
-嗨
- Nice to meet you. - Hi.
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哎喲
嗨
Ow. Hi.
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你很幸運嘛
You're a lucky man.
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妮妮是個好姑娘
Bernie's a great gal.
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是啊
"妮妮"確實很好
Yes. "Bernie" Sure is.
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我先走一步
座談會定在明早
Well, I got to run. The panel's tomorrow morning.
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主題是"憶雪: 回首往昔"
It's called, "Remembering Snow: A Look Back."
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我會盡量去的
I'll try to catch it.
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太好了
Oh, great.
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-拜拜
-拜
- Bye. - Bye.
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那個...妮妮
Hey... Bernie?
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咋了
Yeah?
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拜托告訴我那是你同性戀的表親
Please tell me he's your gay cousin.
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不是啊
他是我大學教授
No. He was one of my professors in college.
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這樣啊
算是松了口氣
Oh! That's a relief.
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然后我們交往過一年
Then we went out for a year.
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來吧
趕緊辦理入住
就能去"休整"一下啦
Come on, let's check in, so we can take that nap.
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不
不一定是成比例的...
No, it's not necessarily proportional...
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閉嘴
Shut up!
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那個綠包是庫珀博士的
That green bag is Dr. Cooper's.
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多給你五美刀
拜托讓他多等會
Here's an extra five. Make him wait.
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直接進入"休整"了呀
好吧
Right to the nap, huh? Okay?
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那個
格倫那哥們
Uh, so, this Glenn guy.
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你說你們交往了一年吶
You say you went out with him for, like, a year.
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咱有必要這時候討論我的前男友嗎
Do we really need to talk about my old boyfriend now?
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00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:45,290
不
大概沒必要吧
No. I guess not.
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他多高啊
1.93還是1.95
What is he, like, six-four, six-five?
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兩米啦
Six-seven.
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估計不好買衣服吧
Probably has a hard time finding a suit that fits.
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你有什么不爽嗎
Is something bothering you?
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-沒
就是
-就是什么
- No. It's just... - What?
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我就是想吧
I'm just thinking.
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如果你和那哥們兒上過床
If you had sex with that guy
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我是說
我現在也不能變得
I mean, there's nothing I can do here
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更..."給力"一點
that will make any kind of... impact.
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霍華德
這又不是什么比賽
Howard, it's not a contest.
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我愛你
我想和你在一起
I love you. I want to be with you.
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那很好啊
我也愛你
但
Yeah, great, love you, too, but...
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如果是個比賽
If it were a contest
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我也沒機會贏啊
對吧
I wouldn't have a chance, right?
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你不能這么想
You can't think that way.
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對
Yep.
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萎男
Loser.
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霍華德
別這樣
Howard, stop it.
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對不起
我就是沒想到
Sorry. I just never figured that
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我這種人跟你這種女孩交往
a guy like me going out with a girl like you
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還要跟他那種男人競爭
would ever have to compete with a guy like that.
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等等
什么叫"我這種女孩"
Wait a minute, "A girl like me"? What's that mean?
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我...我那個
I'm... I...
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你是說我沒那么辣
Are you saying you don't think I'm hot enough
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配不上格倫嗎
to go out with a guy like Glenn?
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不
不是啊
完全跟你那意思相反
No! No, I'm saying exactly the opposite.
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我太辣了
格倫配不上我嗎
I'm too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?
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對啊
那就這意思吧
Yeah, let's go with that.
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還是沒貨
Still nothing.
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一小時后提醒我再試一次
Remind me to try again in an hour.
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包在我身上
Will do.
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00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:17,580
那么
So...
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00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,570
閨蜜談心
girl talk?
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00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,030
好啊
Um, sure.
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00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,640
你想聊啥
What do you got in mind?
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00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,870
你同意弗洛依德的"陰莖嫉妒"理論嗎
Do you subscribe to the Freudian theory of penis envy?
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00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:34,180
呃
我還真沒想過
Um, I never really thought about it.
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怎么了
Why?
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00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:37,030
有時候我覺得長一根挺不錯的
Sometimes I think it might be nice to have one.
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00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:38,590
真的嗎
Really?
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00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,010
不為嘿咻
為了方便
Not for sex, for convenience.
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00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,360
你不能否認
比較而言
You can't deny that, by comparison
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我們的內部下水系統太難伺候了
our internal plumbing is extremely high maintenance.
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00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:50,490
我也沒怎么想過這個
Again, I've never given it much thought.
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00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,450
現在有時間啊
We have time now.
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想想吧
Think about it.
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太好了
Oh, good.
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00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:02,240
嗨
Hey.
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00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,270
我今晚能住這嗎
Can I stay here tonight?
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00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:04,110
好啊
怎么了
Yeah. Why, what happened?
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00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:06,630
霍華德是個超級無敵大混蛋
Howard's a complete and total ass.
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00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,040
啊
我懂的
來吧
Oh, yeah, that. Come on in.
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00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,770
謝啦
我睡地板就好
Thanks. I'll sleep on the floor.
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00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:13,730
不用的
Not necessary.
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00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:16,140
我跟佩妮完全不介意睡一張床
Penny and I are perfectly comfortable sharing a bed.
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00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:18,550
不介意嗎
We are?
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00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,740
當然了
我們是閨蜜嘛
Of course, we're best friends.
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00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,900
哦對了
博客寫了
Oh, right, right, the blog.
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00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:24,920
不過
溫馨提示
Word of warning, though.
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我有夜驚傾向
I'm prone to night terrors
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00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:28,780
所以如果我睜眼亂踢或尖叫
別慌
so when I wake up kicking and screaming, don't panic.
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00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:31,460
把我按倒撫摸我的頭發
就會沒事的
Just pin me down and stroke my hair, and I'll be fine.
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00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,760
-嗨
我今晚能住這嗎
-噓噓噓
- Hey, can I stay here tonight? - Shh-shh-shh.
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00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,200
謝爾頓睡著了
Sheldon's asleep.
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00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,070
啥情況
What's going on?
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00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:45,050
這個
霍華德是個超級無敵大混蛋
Well, Howard's a complete and total ass
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00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:46,160
所以伯納黛特占了我的床
Bernadette's in my bed
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00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,340
不管我怎么摸艾米的頭發
她都亂咬
and no matter how much you stroke Amy's hair, she bites.
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00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,480
-啥
-無所謂了
- What? - Never mind.
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00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,460
我能住這兒不
Can I stay here or not?
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00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,720
-當然能
-太好了
- Uh, sure. - All right.
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00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,760
你想怎么睡
So, how do you want to do this?
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00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,110
反正打死我也不跟他睡
Well, I'm not getting in bed with him.
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00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,160
沒錯
就像是
Yeah, it is a little like
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00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,080
爬進了德拉庫拉的棺材
getting into Dracula's coffin.
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00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,080
著名吸血鬼電影角色
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00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:12,100
我們得充分利用這個情況
We're just gonna have to make the best of this.
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00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:15,410
好吧
你說"充分利用"的意思是
Okay, when you say "make the best of it..."
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00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:16,850
-睡覺
-好吧
- Sleep.
- Right.
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00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:21,530
我們就把中間這里叫做
So we'll just call the middle here
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00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,200
"中立區"
the Neutral Zone.
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00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,450
中什么
The what?
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00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,020
《星際迷航》啊
Star Trek.
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00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,180
中立區嘛
You know, the Neutral Zone
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00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,610
就在聯邦和羅慕蘭帝國之間
between the Federation and the Romulan Empire.
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00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,840
哦
好吧
Oh, okay.
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00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,900
就跟當年一樣
Just like old times.
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00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,200
當然咯
Of course
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00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,300
有時候聯邦和羅慕蘭帝國
sometimes the Federation and the Romulans
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00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,770
會進入中立區
would enter the Neutral Zone
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00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:49,270
進行臨時休戰談判
to negotiate a temporary truce.
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00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,990
親愛的
我就敞開天窗說亮話吧
Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand:
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00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:55,910
休想碰我的下半身
from the waist down, my shields are up.
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00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:58,970
懂了
懂了
Got it, got it.
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00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,860
知道嗎
只用上半身
We can do all kinds of stuff
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00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,540
我們也可以玩出很多花樣
from the waist up, you know?
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00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,580
-睡覺
-晚安
- Go to sleep.
- Good night.
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請親口告訴我你倆沒在交媾
Please tell me you're not having coitus.
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00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,480
我倆沒在交媾
We are not having coitus.
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00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,080
你倆能保證今晚一直
Can you guarantee that it won't happen
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00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,570
都不交媾嗎
at any time during the night?
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00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:26,620
-能
-不能
- Yes.
- No.
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00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,610
特納經典電影頻道即將播出
Next on Turner Classic Movies
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00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:43,110
《BJ單身日記》
Bridget Jones's Diary.
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00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,870
哦天吶
我已經內牛滿面了
Oh, my God, I'm crying already.
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00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:51,120
拉杰
拉杰
Raj? Raj?
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00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:52,710
拉杰
Raj?
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00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,030
我今晚得睡在這兒
I need to sleep here tonight.
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00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,330
為啥
Why?
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00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,090
霍華德是個徹頭徹尾的大混蛋
Howard is a complete and total ass
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00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:04,450
伯納黛特霸占了佩妮的床
艾米總咬人
Bernadette is in Penny's bed, Amy bites
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00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:07,380
佩妮和萊納德有可能會交媾
and Penny may or may not have coitus with Leonard.
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00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,130
好吧
進來吧
Okay. Come on in.
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00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,550
萊納德
你睡著了嗎
Leonard, are you asleep?
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00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:17,670
沒
No.
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00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,250
真的很感謝你今晚收留我
I really appreciate you letting me stay here tonight.
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00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:21,570
小意思
沒什么
Sure, no problem.
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00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,440
我知道這樣有點兒尷尬
I know it's kinda weird.
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00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,570
米錯
True dat.
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00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,370
"米錯"
"True dat"?
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00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,900
自從咱倆分手以后我學會了更多流行語
I've gotten a lot more street since we broke up.
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00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,220
好吧
Right.
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00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:38,010
還生我氣嗎
Still mad at me about that?
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00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:40,220
不了不了
我很理解
No. No, I understand.
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00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,810
我逼得太緊
你想要些空間
I got too intense, you had to back off.
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00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,740
謝謝