生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕9
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翻译：MADD
小蛮腰
海因里希
Joanna
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后期：孤帆
时间轴：小e
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校对：雨亦奇
总监：YY
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生活大爆炸
第四季第九集
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你知道漫画英雄世界里谁最有种吗
You know who's gonna be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe?
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能给女浩克做比基尼蜜蜡除毛的最有种
Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax.
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超英雄
绿巨人的表妹
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要说有种嘛
You want to talk brave,
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美国队长那位从墨西哥偷渡过来的园丁怎么样
how about Captain America's undocumented Mexican gardener?
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超级英雄
被视为美国精神的象征
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他比不上那个每次办完事后都上厕所的哥们
He's not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?
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果不其然
你们又错了
As usual, you're all wrong.
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漫画英雄世界里最有种的人
The bravest person in the Marvel Universe
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是那位给金刚狼做前列腺检查的医生
is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam.
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那被金刚狼做前列腺检查的哥们儿呢
How about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?
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你这是抬杠吧
Now you're just being silly.
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金刚狼可从来没表示过
Wolverine's never displayed
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对帮助他人预防前列腺癌的
the slightest interest in helping others
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有一点点兴趣
prevent prostate cancer.
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喂
Hello.
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对
电梯坏掉了
Yes, the elevator's out of order;
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你得爬楼梯了
you'll have to use the stairs.
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你当然可以
Of course you can.
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披萨的历史可以追溯到16世纪
Pizza dates back to the 16th century,
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可世界上第一部电梯1852年才面世
while the first elevator was not installed until 1852.
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也就是说在三百多年的时间里
That means that for over 300 years,
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人们都是爬楼梯送披萨的
people carried pizzas up stairs.
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请继承这一光荣传统吧
Be part of that proud tradition.
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趁他往披萨上吐口水的功夫
我去叫佩妮过来
I'll go get Penny while that guy spits on our food.
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你觉得金刚狼是不是有个金刚不坏前列腺呢
Do you think they gave Wolverine an adamantium prostate?
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这问题真傻逼
That's a stupid question.
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我们不是在讨论如何检查超级英雄的菊花吗
We're having a conversation about probing the heinie of superheroes.
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这有什么傻逼的
There are no stupid questions.
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找谁啊
Yes?
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哦
佩妮在吗
Oh, um, is Penny here?
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你就是莱纳德
对吗
You're Leonard, right?
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对啊
Yeah.
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妈的
终于见到你了
小子
Damn, it's good to finally meet you, son.
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有谁能给我补充点背景知识吗
Okay, I think a bit of context here might help.
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嗨
莱纳德
你见过我爸爸了
Oh, hey, Leonard. I see you met my dad.
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哇
好了
Oh, good.
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背景清楚了
Context.
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进来吧
伙计
Come on in, buddy.
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进来坐会儿
Take a load off.
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老爸
莱纳德没时间
Oh, gee, Dad, Leonard can't stay.
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他只是顺道来打招呼的
He just dropped by to say hello.
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谢谢你过来
亲爱的
Thanks for stopping by, sweetie.
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咱俩回聊
I'll see you later.
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拜
Bye.
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真诡异
That was odd.
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你确定这点儿漫画书就够了吗
Are you sure you have enough comics?
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到时候你可得守12个小时的望远镜
You're going to be monitoring the telescope for 12 hours,
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而据我估算你挑的这些书
and by my estimate, you've only selected
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只够看7个小时的
seven hours of reading material.
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我还算上了
That's even factoring in
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你纠结美国漫画书里这些俚语的时间
your difficulty in parsing American comic book idioms
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比如"嘭"
"唰"
like "Bamf!" and "Snikt!"
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他这算种族歧视吗
Is that racist?
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我觉得挺像的
It feels racist.
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别太敏感了
Don't be oversensitive.
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他是说你文盲
又不是说印度人都文盲
He's calling you illiterate, not your race.
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哦
那就好
Oh, okay. Good.
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我不用再挑漫画书了
I don't need more comics.
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霍华德到时候会过来
我们会一起玩
Howard's gonna stop by, we're gonna play
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星际战舰和印度大富翁
Intergalactic Battleship and Indian Monopoly.
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我可不喜欢大富翁的新版本
I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly.
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我更喜欢经典的
普通版的和克林贡版的
I prefer the classics: regular and Klingon.
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其实印度大富翁
Actually, Indian Monopoly's
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和普通版差不多
只是钱变成了卢比
just like regular, except the money's in rupees,
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酒店变成了呼叫中心而已
instead of hotels you build call centers,
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如果你抽机会卡
有可能死于痢疾
and when you pick a Chance card, you might die of dysentery.
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顺便告诉你
Just FYI,
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这才叫种族歧视
that was racist.
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你们肯定猜不到刚才发生了什么
You'll never guess what just happened.
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你走在去门厅的路上
You went out in the hallway,
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一不小心跌进了异次元空间之门
stumbled into an interdimensional portal
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来到了5000年后的未来
which brought you 5,000 years into the future,
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然后你在那里利用当时的先进技术
where you took advantage of the advanced technology
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造了一架时间机器
现在你是回来
to build a time machine, and now you're back
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接我们去7010年
to bring us all with you to the year 7010
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那时候我们就能被派到飞海豚利用通灵术
where we are transported to work at the Thinkatorium
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控制的思维水族馆工作了
by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?
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错
No.
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佩妮刚才吻了我
Penny kissed me.
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这怎么猜得出来
Well, who would ever guess that?
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是
是哪种吻啊
What-what kind of a kiss?
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长吻啊
嘴对嘴的
A big kiss. On the mouth.
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会不会是她本来想吻你的脸的
Is it possible that she was going for your cheek
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结果你的脸一偏她就亲到嘴唇了
and you moved and she accidentally got lip?
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我跟我妈经常这样
That happens with me and my mom all the time.
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她跟她老爸介绍了我
She introduced me to her father,
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吻完我以后就当我面把门关了
kissed me and then shut the door in my face.
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也许这是暗示
Maybe she was trying to send you a message.
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真的吗
You think?
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是啊
暗示"这个男的不是我爸爸
Yeah. "This man is not my father.
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我被挟持了
I'm being held hostage.
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所以我要做一些
So I'm going to do
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疯狂之举好暗示你
something insane in the hopes
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去报警"
that you'll call 911."
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佩妮吻我可不是什么疯狂之举
Penny kissing me is not insane.
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她以前经常吻我的
She used to kiss me all the time.
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爱因斯坦对精神病的定义是
"翻来覆去地
Einstein defined insanity as "Doing the same thing
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重复一件事并期冀得到不同的结果"
over and over again and expecting different results."
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根据这个标准
By that standard,
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佩妮病得不轻
Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
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我只是觉得
I'm just saying,
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那个吻有些意味深长
it felt like it may have meant something.
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这话让我想起从前了
Ah, this takes me back.
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那时候佩妮让莱纳德如此着迷
Leonard obsessing about Penny.
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别误会
我挺喜欢你现在的状态
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love your new stuff,
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但偶尔听听你的痴情独白还是蛮有意思的
but once in a while it's nice to hear the hits.
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你再说一遍"我们的孩子会才貌双全"
Do "Our babies will be smart and beautiful."
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每次想起这句话我就笑得不行
That one always makes me laugh.
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我真是吃饱了撑着跟你们聊天
Why do I bother talking to you people?
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我想说其实我们根本没在听
可能你会感觉好点
If it'll make you feel better, we rarely listen.
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能出来说句话吗
Hey, can I talk to you out here for a sec?
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当然
Yeah, sure.
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我有预感那个披萨永远也不会送来了
I'm starting to think we're never going to see that pizza.
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你可能在琢磨刚才是怎么回事
So you're probably wondering what that was all about.
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什么
你指你吻我那件事吗
What, uh, the kissing and everything?
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没什么
经常有女人对我这样的啦
Nah, women do that to me all the time.
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好吧
实际上
我貌似
Yeah, okay. The thing is, I kind of
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跟我爸说我们又在一起了
told my father we got back together again.
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什么
为什么
What? Why?
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你是至今以来
Well, you're the first guy
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第一个被他认可的人
知道吗
he's ever really approved of, you know?
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你是个上过大学的科学家
You're a scientist who went to college
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你脖子上没有纹身
and you don't have a neck tattoo
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不是通缉犯
也没孩子
or outstanding warrants or...or a baby.
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你以前都跟什么人在一起啊
What kind of guys did you used to go out with?
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就是一般人呗
Just guys.
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总之
他知道我们分手了以后伤心的要命
Anyway, when I told him we split up, he was heartbroken,
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他总是问我
莱纳德好吗
and he kept bugging me,"How's Leonard?
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你为什么就不能跟莱纳德和好呢
Why can't you get back together with Leonard?
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我敢说莱纳德从来不会惹祸上身
I bet Leonard never tipped a cow over on himself."
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tip a cow翻牛运动
美国农村的愚蠢运动
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所以为了让他不再烦我
So to get him off my back,
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我就跟他说咱俩和好了
I told him we worked things out.
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是吗
Really?
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咱俩是怎么和好的
How-how'd we manage that?
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什么
What?
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你道歉了吗
I mean, did you apologize?
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还是你跑来追我了
Did you have to woo me?
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少做白日梦了
Get over yourself.
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我一个口哨
你就冲过来了
I whistled, you came running.
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是吗
我可不这么认为
Yeah, no, I don't think so.
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好吧
你干吗要跟我争这个
Okay, why are you arguing about this?
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我只是想说
I'm just saying,
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如果我们假装和好
if we fake got back together,
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那也肯定不是这么和好的
that's totally not how it fake happened.
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好吧
随便啦
Okay, whatever.
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你能不能就跟我装到我爸离开为止
Will you please just play along until my dad leaves?
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等一下
你真的想让我
Hold on, you actually want me
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用我的演技和吻功
to deceive your father with some sort of
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来瞒过你老爸吗
sham playacting and kissing?
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我可是这方面的高手
'Cause I'm good with that.
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佩妮
你在外面吗
Penny, you out here?
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拜托
亲爱的
别当着我老爸这样啊
Come on, honey, not in front of my dad.
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别担心
我看过你跟烂得多的人
Relax, I've seen you do a lot worse
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干过严重得多的事呢
with a lot stupider.
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看吧
他不介意
See? He doesn't mind.
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莱纳德
我准备带你的女朋友
So, Leonard, I'm taking your gal out
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去吃牛排
你要一起来吗
for a steak dinner; you want to join us?
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爸
你真好人
但是莱纳德还要工作呢
Oh, Dad, that's nice, but Leonard has to work.
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对吧
莱纳德
Right, Leonard?
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没错
我要工作
Uh, I do, I have to work.
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但我决定丢下工作来陪我的宝贝儿
But I'm gonna blow that off to spend the evening
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和她的父亲
因为
with my sweetie and her father, 'cause, you know,
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我就是这种体贴的男朋友
just the kind of boyfriend I am.
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过来吧宝贝儿
Come here, you.
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C-7
C-7.
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错了
Miss.
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怎么会错呢
How could that be a miss?
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C-6中了
C-8也中了
C-6 was a hit, C-8 was a hit.
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你的飞船肯定有一部分是在C-7上的
Part of your starship has to be on C-7.
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除非飞船上有个洞
Not if it has a hole in the middle.
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什么飞船上会有洞呀
What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?
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罗慕伦战斗百吉饼
A Romulan Battle Bagel?
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敲敲
Knock-knock.
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太好了
你来了
Oh, great, you made it.
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快进来
Come on in.
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是我请她来的
I invited her.
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望远镜在哪
So where's the telescope?
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在夏威夷
但是拉杰可以在这里控制
It's in Hawaii, but Raj controls it from here.
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他想观测波江座ε星云
从而证明
He's hoping to see Epsilon Eridani dim, which would be
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有行星围绕它的轨道运行
evidence of a planet orbiting it.
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所以我们就坐在这盯着屏幕
So we just sit and stare at the screen,
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然后干等吗
waiting for something to happen?
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咱俩租《恋恋笔记本》看的时候不就这样吗
I did it with you when we rented the Note Book.
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没错
吉娜·罗兰兹是很漂亮
Yes, Gena Rowlands is a treasure.
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你最好把那瓶酒开了
You'd better open up that bottle of wine
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不然我的耳朵里就全是他的口水了
or I'm gonna end up with swimmer's ear.
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不好意思
Excuse me.
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我不能喝酒
我就要完成
I can't be drinking, I'm about to make
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一个重大的科学发现了
an important scientific discovery here.
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什么
伽利略的伟绩都是喝着酒完成的
What? Galileo did his best work while drinking wine.
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你怎么知道
How do you know that?
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他是意大利人
Well, he was Italian.
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意大利人不都这样吗
It's a reasonable assumption.
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伙计
你是不是一张嘴
Dude, can you even open your mouth
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就要一棒子打死一个民族呀
without spewing a cultural stereotype?
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好吧
对不起
伽利略喝健怡雪碧
Oh, I-I'm sorry, Galileo drank Diet Sprite.
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你是我的死党
她是我女朋友
Look, you're my best friend, she's my girlfriend;
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你们应该培养感情
you should bond.
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就像你跟我妈那样
You know, like you and my mom did.
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你妈吓死我了
Your mom creeps the hell out of me.
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是
但她不再叫你贫民窟的百万富翁了
Yes, but she's stopped calling you Slumdog Millionaire.
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这点我的确很感激她
I do appreciate that.
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酒来了
Here we go.
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我想敬个酒
I'd like to propose a toast.
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敬科学和友谊
To science and friendship.
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等等
等一下
Hold on. Wait.
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不
没事了
喝吧
No, it's okay, go ahead.
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怎么了
What?
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我今天在实验室里
Oh, I was working with
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研究抗青霉素的淋病
penicillin-resistant gonorrhea in the lab today
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所以我刚才在回忆我有没有洗手
and I was just trying to remember if I washed my hands.
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谢谢你请我吃牛排
怀特
Thanks for the steak, Wyatt.
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不用客气
My pleasure.
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能跟佩妮找的会用餐巾的男朋友
It's nice to have dinner with a boyfriend of Penny's
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一起吃饭是件好事
that knows how to use a napkin.
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不好笑
老爸
So not funny, Dad.
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我跟你介绍一下她之前的男朋友
Let me tell you about this one genius she was going out with,
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那个叫多尼的家伙吧
this-this fella Donnie.
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你别再提了行不行
Oh, will you please let it go?
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多尼准备把农场废物
Donnie was gonna make millions turning farm waste
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转变成生物燃料然后买给政府
into biofuel and selling it to the government.
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很多人在干这行
A lot of people are doing that.
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听到没
Oh, see?
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但是多尼只是把猪粪混了点水
Yeah, but all Donnie did was mix pig poop with a little water
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然后就灌进他妈的凯美瑞里
and pump it into his mom's Camry.
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真不错
Yeah, that's great.
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故事真好笑
说别的吧
It's a funny story. Moving on.
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要是跟那个想把乒乓球啤酒游戏列入
And Donnie was a rocket scientist
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奥林匹克项目的家伙比的话
compared to that boy
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多尼也算是个火箭科学家了
who wanted to get beer pong into the Olympics.
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他叫什么名字啊
宝贝儿
What was his name, sweetheart?
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柯蒂斯
我肯定他在说笑
Curtis, and I'm pretty sure he was joking.
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我也不知道
I don't know.
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他还递了申请呢
我看他挺认真的
That petition looked real to me.
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好吧
同志们该刹车了
Yeah, okay, I think this ends
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今晚别再提起我前男友了
the ex-boyfriend portion of our evening.
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我只是很高兴你终于找到了一位护花使者
Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper.
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谢谢
怀特
Thanks, Wyatt.
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我是护花使者哟
I'm a keeper.
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莱纳德
来吃个宵夜吧
Leonard, you want to come in for a nightcap?
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天
老爸
他也很想
Oh, gee, Dad, he'd love to,
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但莱纳德明天一早要工作
but Leonard has to work in the morning.
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也许我能晚点去
Maybe I could go in a little late.
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不不不
不行
No, no, no, you can't.
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你的工作相当重要
Your career is far too important.
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每个成功的男人背后
都有个唠叨的女人
Behind every great man is a nagging woman
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让他没法享乐子
是吧
莱纳德
who won't let him have any fun, am I right, Leonard?
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可不是嘛
Don't I know it.
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晚安
孩子
Well, good night, son.
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晚安
怀特
Good night, Wyatt.
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晚安
亲爱的
Oh, good night, honey.
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晚安
Good night.
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我爱你
I love you.
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我也爱你
Love you, too.
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搞什么
又当众闪光[Frak出自《BSG》科幻版Fuck]
Oh, friggety-frak.
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有完没完
Not this again.
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3
4
6
过
得到两千卢比[印度货币]
Three, four, five-- pass go, get 2,000 rupees--
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6
7
six, seven.
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哎呀
不能走了
一头圣牛挡住了我去路
Whoops. Can't go any further. There's a sacred cow in my way.
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伯纳黛特
你能不能告诉你男友
Bernadette, please tell your boyfriend
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别再纠结印度圣牛的笑话了
to cool it with the cow jokes.
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没用的
It won't help.
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他要是找到一个笑话
就会一直讲个不停
Once he finds a joke he likes, he sticks with it.
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没错
Yeah.
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就比如他理发那次
Like his haircut material.
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是啊
你理过发了吗
Oh, right. Did you get your hair cut?
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"不
我全部理光了"
"No. I got them all cut."
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现在还是真好笑呀
Which is still so funny.
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你去到一家中餐馆
And when you go to a Chinese restaurant,
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他每次都在幸运饼里拿到同一张纸条
he always gets the same fortune in his fortune cookie.
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没错
"救命
我是个囚犯"
Right. "Help, I'm a prisoner
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"被关在中国幸运饼工厂里"
in a Chinese fortune cookie factory."
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好吧
你们侃我侃够了吧
Okay, I think that's enough about me.
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没错
我们开始侃他老妈
He's right. Let's make fun of his mother.
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霍华德
快来帮我搓脚
"Howard, come rub my feet!
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我脚上的鸡眼痛死了
My corns are killing me!"
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00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,370
霍华德
快把我从浴缸里拉起来
"Howard, help me out of the tub!
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00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,440
我又卡在里面了
I'm stuck again!"
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00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:07,870
来了
Coming.
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你好呀
小心肝
Hey, lovebug.
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闭嘴
Shut up.
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你知道前一个小时我都在做什么吗
You know what I've been doing for the last hour?
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在本子上涂鸦心目中的
Mm, dreamily doodling "Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter"
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"霍夫斯塔德太太"形象吗
in a notebook?
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00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,880
听我爸不停念叨
Listening to my father go on and on
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你是个多么棒的人
about what a great guy you are.
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你得承认
我的确很讨人喜欢
You got to admit, I am... I'm delightful.
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你干嘛把事情搞这么复杂
Why are you making this so difficult?
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哪里复杂了
It's not difficult for me.
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我觉得很有趣
I'm having fun.
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莱纳德
Leonard.
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那你要我怎么样
是你挑起来的
What do you want me to do? You started this.
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你想过去告诉他我们分手了吗
Do you want to go over and tell him we're broken up?
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-不想
-那你想怎么样
- No. - Well, then, what do you want?
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我不知道
I don't know.
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难道你在跑过来之前
Don't you think that's something you should
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不应该先想想清楚吗
have figured out before you stomped over here?
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好吧
也许是
Maybe.
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莱纳德
佩妮
刚好你们在
Leonard, Penny, excellent.
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我想说我很高兴你们又在一起了
I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together,
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如果我能有法子让自己显得更真诚些
and if I can figure out a way to do so
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我肯定会不遗余力
and sound sincere, I will.
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与此同时
In the meantime,
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我要对室友协议进行一些修订
I'd like to go over some proposed changes
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特别要提出关于佩妮
to the roommate agreement specifically to address
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00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,260
十分烦人的个人习惯
Penny's annoying personal habits.
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我的老天
Oh, my God.
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00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,750
-什么个人习惯
-我列了个单子
- What personal habits? - I have a list.
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顺便
第12条就是"我的天啊"的滥用
FYI, overuse of the phrase "Oh, my God" is number 12.
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好吧
谢尔顿
你没必要这么做
Okay, Sheldon, you don't have to do this
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-因为我和莱纳德不...
-吡吡吡吡吡
- because Leonard and I are not... Ba-ba-ba-ba.
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你确定要把他也牵扯进来吗
Are you sure you want to include him in this?
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牵扯进什么东西
Include me in what?
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有什么正在策划中的阴谋?
Is there a plot afoot?
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我可绝对不参与阴谋
I'll have no truck with plots.
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好吧
你是对的
No, you're right.
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不不