高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译10素材

　　生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕10

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　　翻译：米小勒

　　小蛮腰

　　海因里希

　　Joanna

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　　后期：老蛙

　　时间轴：小e

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　　校对：Vin

　　总监：YY

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第十集

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　　谁能给我澄清一下

　　Clarify something for me.

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　　聚餐的精髓难道不该在于

　　Isn't the point of a communal meal

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　　互相交换看法和主张吗

　　the exchange of ideas and opinions?

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　　这难道不该是讨论今日大事的时刻吗

　　An opportunity to consider important issues of the day?

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　　是啊

　　It is.

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　　但是每当你威胁要将

　　You just kind of put a damper on things

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　　边吃边说的人至于死地之后

　　when you said, "The next person I see talking

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　　我们就全无兴致了

　　with food in their mouth will be put to death."

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　　如果要深究谁说了什么的话

　　我们能纠结一整晚

　　Well, we could argue about who said what all night long,

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　　但为了回到正轨上

　　but to set things back on course,

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　　我要为聚餐开启个新的话题了

　　I will propose a new topic of conversation.

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　　不得了了

　　Great.

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　　最棒的数字是哪一个

　　What is the best number?

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　　多说一句

　　答案是唯一的

　　By the way, there's only one correct answer.

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　　五百三十一万八千零八

　　5,318,008?

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　　错误

　　Wrong.

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　　最棒的数字是73

　　The best number is 73.

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　　你们估计会疑惑原因

　　You're probably wondering why.

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　　没没

　　我们没有

　　No. Uh-uh. We're good.

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　　73是第21个质数

　　73 is the 21st prime number.

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　　而它反过来说

　　37是第12个质数

　　而它再反过来21

　　Its mirror, 37, is the 12th, and its mirror, 21,

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　　则是构成73的两个数字

　　is the product of multiplying--

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　　高潮来了

　　也就是7和3相乘的结果

　　hang on to your hats-- seven and three.

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　　怎么着

　　怎么着

　　我说错没

　　Eh? Eh? Did I lie?

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　　我们懂了

　　We get it.

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　　73就是数字界的查克·诺里斯

　　73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers.

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　　查克·诺里斯:美国著名武术家

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　　那是对查克·诺里斯的褒奖

　　Chuck Norris wishes.

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　　同时73用二进制表示的结果

　　In binary, 73 is a palindrome:

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　　是1-0-0-1-0-0-1

　　"one-zero-zero-one-zero-zero-one"

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　　所以它反过来念是1-0-0-1-0-0-1

　　which backwards is "one-zero- zero-one-zero zero one"

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　　两者是一致的

　　exactly the same.

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　　而把查克·诺里斯的名字反着念是"Sirron Kcuhc"[无意义]

　　All Chuck Norris backwards gets you is: "Sirron Kcuhc."

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　　我插一句

　　Just for the record,

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　　如果你把5318008输进计算器后

　　when you enter 5,318,008 on a calculator,

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　　它倒过来显示拼写的单词是"咪咪"

　　upside-down it spells "boobies""

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　　记得你曾疑惑过为何

　　Remember when you were wondering

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　　女生们晚上不想跟我们一起吃吗

　　why the girls didn't want to eat with us tonight?

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　　是啊

　　我现在懂了

　　Yeah, I get it now.

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　　我喜欢你的心形小吊坠

　　伯纳黛特

　　I love your little heart locket, Bernadette.

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　　谢谢

　　Oh, thanks.

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　　是霍华德送我的

　　Howard gave it to me.

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　　这是最好玩儿的事了

　　It's the cutest thing.

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　　每当我跟他妈妈共进晚餐后

　　Every time I have dinner with his mom,

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　　隔天总会收到他送我的首饰

　　the next day I get jewelry.

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　　你们知道人们情人节送的这种心形符号

　　Did you know that the iconic Valentine's heart shape

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　　其实它的原型并不是人的心脏

　　is not actually based on the shape of a human heart,

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　　而是女性弯腰时显露的臀部形状吗

　　but rather on the shape of the buttocks of a female bending over?

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　　也就是说我的七年级

　　Oh, so I spent seventh grade

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　　一直都用的小屁股作为点缀了是吧

　　dotting my I's with little asses?

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　　酷啊

　　Cool.

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　　你好啊

　　佩妮

　　最近过得如何

　　Hey, Penny, how's it going?

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　　你好啊

　　扎克

　　你来这做什么呢

　　Hey, Zack, what are you doing here?

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　　我爸的公司为这家店印制菜单

　　My dad's company prints the menus for this place.

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　　我来送些过塑了的新版本

　　I'm just dropping off some new ones laminated.

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　　这样吐在上面以后容易打扫一点

　　Makes 'em easier to clean if people throw up on 'em.

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　　猜猜我怎么想到的点子

　　Guess how I got the idea?

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　　好了好了

　　我懂的

　　Yeah, I got it, I got it.

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　　扎克

　　这是我的朋友们

　　伯纳黛特和艾米

　　Uh, Zack, these are my friends Bernadette and Amy.

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　　-你好啊

　　-你好

　　- Hi. - Hey.

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　　呼~

　　Hoo.

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　　很高兴再见到你

　　Okay, well, it was good to see you.

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　　我也是

　　Yeah, you, too.

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　　他好帅啊

　　你俩怎么认识的

　　He's really cute. How do you know him?

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　　我们约会过几次

　　Oh, we went out a couple of times.

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　　我总被时下的表达方式所迷惑

　　I'm often flummoxed by current slang.

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　　约会过是不是总代表着交媾过

　　Does "went out" mean "had intercourse"?

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　　-是的

　　-不是

　　不是的

　　- Yes. - No, no.

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　　但这次

　　是的

　　But in this case, yes.

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　　有意思

　　Interesting.

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　　是不是过程不太满意啊

　　And was it not satisfactory?

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　　不

　　其实还不错

　　No, it was great.

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　　只是他没有在智商层面上给我压力

　　He just didn't really challenge me on an intellectual level.

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　　你不能将就一下他

　　然后一起去听听NPR吗

　　Couldn't you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR?

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　　NPR:美国公共电台

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　　没用的

　　扎克连NPR的全称都拼不出来

　　Wouldn't help. Zack can't even spell NPR.

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　　我跟霍华德相处就是这么做的

　　It's what I do with Howard.

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　　我比他要聪明

　　I'm much smarter than he is.

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　　但保护他的男子气概是很重要的

　　But it's important to protect his manhood.

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　　呼~

　　Hoo.

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　　你怎么了

　　What's the matter?

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　　我只是突感气血涌动

　　I'm suddenly feeling flushed.

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　　我的心率加速

　　掌心冒汗

　　My heart rate is elevated, my palms are clammy,

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　　口干舌燥

　　my mouth is dry.

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　　还有

　　我只是不由自主地想说"呼~"

　　In addition, I keep involuntarily saying "hoo."

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　　我想我们明白发生了什么

　　是吧

　　Oh, we know what's causing that, don't we?

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　　毫无疑问

　　It's no mystery.

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　　我明显是患有感冒

　　I obviously have the flu

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　　及其突发性妥瑞综合症

　　coupled with sudden-onset Tourette's syndrome.

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　　妥瑞症:运动协调性疾患

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　　听说生物试验室发生的事故了吗

　　Did you hear about the accident at the bio lab?

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　　-没

　　-发生了什么事

　　- No. - What happened?

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　　他们给老鼠注射了放射性同位素

　　They were injecting rats with radioactive isotopes

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　　但其中的一名技术员被咬了

　　and one of the techs got bit.

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　　那他得到了超能力吗

　　Did he get superpowers?

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　　没

　　他被缝了五针外加一针破伤风针剂

　　No, he got five stitches and a tetanus shot.

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　　太令人失望了

　　Oh. Well, that's disappointing.

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　　为何这么说

　　Why?

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　　如果你在试验室被放射性动物咬伤

　　Well, you get bit by a radioactive animal in a lab,

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　　你肯定想成为超级英雄的

　　you kind of want to turn into a superhero.

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　　但谁又想变成鼠魔侠呢

　　Yeah, but who'd want to become Rat-Man?

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　　谁不想啊

　　Who wouldn't?

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　　你可以在迷宫里横冲直撞

　　You could zip through a maze in nothing flat,

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　　钻进很小的地洞

　　squeeze through really small holes,

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　　而且只要蹦跶几下就能让餐馆关门

　　and shut down restaurants in a single bound.

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　　而且最棒的是

　　如果我是鼠魔侠

　　And the best part is, if I were Rat-Man,

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　　你就可以当我的跟班

　　鼠娃

　　you could be my sidekick, Mouse Boy.

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　　鼠娃

　　Mouse Boy?

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　　你不喜欢鼠娃吗

　　You don't like "Mouse Boy"?

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　　那害虫娃呢

　　How about "Kid Vermin"?

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　　首先

　　要是我们真有超能力

　　First of all, if we had superpowers,

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　　我肯定不会是跟班

　　你才是跟班

　　I wouldn't be the sidekick. You'd be the sidekick.

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　　鼠魔侠才不会是跟班呢

　　Rat-Man is nobody's sidekick.

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　　莱纳德

　　你说句公道话

　　Leonard, settle this.

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　　我们俩

　　谁更像跟班

　　Of the two of us, who's the obvious sidekick?

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　　没错

　　莱纳德

　　你说是谁

　　Yeah, Leonard, who?

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　　高中毕业十二年了

　　我还是悲催地混在书呆子帮里

　　12 years after high school, and I'm still at the nerd table.

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　　你是不是把这个人的脑子切得太薄了点

　　Aren't you slicing that man's brain a little too thin?

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　　我这要是在奎兹诺餐厅

　　It's too thin if I were making

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　　做英尺人脑三明治的话

　　就的确是切太薄了

　　a foot-long brain sandwich at Quiznos.

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　　但是放在双光子显微镜下检验的话

　　就不算薄

　　For examination under a two-photon microscope, it's fine.

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　　好吧

　　你是专家

　　Well, you're the expert.

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　　如果胡来才是正确的方法的话

　　那我闭嘴

　　If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.

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　　很好

　　Very well.

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　　如果你死后将遗体捐献给科学研究的话

　　If you die and donate your body to science,

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　　我保证我会把你的大脑切得跟加拿大培根一样厚

　　I promise to slice your brain like Canadian bacon.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　如果你不介意的话

　　Now, if you'll excuse me,

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　　我要量一下我的体温

　　I have to take my temperature.

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　　你是在监控你的生理节奏

　　Are you monitoring your circadian rhythms

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　　以确定你脑部活动最旺盛的时段吗

　　in order to identify your periods of maximum mental acuity?

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　　我曾经在某个暑假试过

　　I did that one summer.

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　　美好的童年啊

　　Ah, youth.

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　　不是

　　我昨晚产生了一些奇怪的症状

　　No, I experienced some distressing symptoms last night,

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　　所以我每个小时都在检查自己的生命迹象

　　so I'm checking my vital signs every hour.

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　　我很乐意帮你做个图表

　　I'd be happy to create a chart

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　　进行一下差异分析

　　and participate in a differential diagnosis.

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　　好像挺好玩的嘛

　　Oh, that sounds like fun.

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　　开始吧

　　All right.

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　　你有哪些症状

　　What were the symptoms?

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　　心跳加速

　　手心出汗

　　口干舌燥

　　Elevated heart rate, moist palms, dry mouth

　　151

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　　还有局部的血管抽动

　　and localized vascular throbbing.

　　152

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　　局部是哪

　　Localized to what region?

　　153

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　　耳朵和生殖器

　　Ears and genitalia.

　　154

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　　有意思

　　Interesting.

　　155

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　　是两个通常不会放一起说的器官

　　Not body parts that usually team up.

　　156

　　00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,770

　　那环境因素呢

　　What about environmental factors?

　　157

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　　形容一下当时的情景

　　Describe the scene for me.

　　158

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　　我跟佩妮还有伯纳黛特一起在餐馆

　　I was sitting in a restaurant with Penny and Bernadette,

　　159

　　00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:14,400

　　喝水

　　而且喝的是碳酸水

　　因为那是特殊场合

　　drinking water -- carbonated as it was a special occasion.

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　　佩妮的朋友扎克过来打了个招呼

　　Penny's friend Zack stopped by and said hello

　　161

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　　然后我就说"呼"[和"谁"同音]

　　and I said "hoo."

　　162

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　　谁

　　Who?

　　163

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　　扎克

　　Zack.

　　164

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　　你知道是扎克还问

　　Then why did you ask?

　　165

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　　-问什么

　　-问"谁"呀

　　- Ask what?

　　- Who.

　　166

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　　扎克

　　Zack.

　　167

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　　好吧

　　重头来一遍

　　All right, let's start over.

　　168

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　　扎克走过来后你说了什么

　　What did you say when Zack walked in?

　　169

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　　-"呼"["谁"]

　　-扎克

　　- "Hoo".

　　- Zack.

　　170

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　　你为什么一直说"扎克"

　　Why do you keep saying "Zack"?

　　171

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　　因为你一直问"谁"["呼"]呀

　　Because you keep saying "who."

　　172

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　　我现在可没说"呼"

　　I'm not saying "hoo" now.

　　173

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　　我是昨晚说的"呼"

　　I said "hoo" last night.

　　174

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　　答案就是扎克

　　对吧

　　And the answer was Zack, correct?

　　175

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　　我没问问题啊

　　There was no question.

　　176

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　　我只是说了"呼"

　　I simply said "hoo."

　　177

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　　好吧

　　我不纠结了

　　All right, I think I have enough to go on.

　　178

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　　你以上症状的诱因

　　Possible explanations for your symptoms are,

　　179

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　　根据可能性降序排列的结果如下

　　in descending order of likelihood:

　　180

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　　甲亢

　　过早绝经

　　hyperthyroidism, premature menopause,

　　181

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　　外星人附体

　　或是

　　hosting an alien parasite or --

　　182

　　00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:06,630

　　以下这个结果纯粹是为了涵盖所有

　　and I only include it for the sake of covering

　　183

　　00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:10,370

　　可能因素

　　那就是性冲动

　　absolutely all bases -- sexual arousal.

　　184

　　00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,940

　　我在哪儿被外星人附的身啊

　　Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?

　　185

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　　找到你了

　　There you are.

　　186

　　00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,290

　　问你个问题

　　你最怕什么

　　Let me ask you a question. What are you most afraid of?

　　187

　　00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:25,510

　　我也不知道

　　I don't know. Um...

　　188

　　00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:26,590

　　核战

　　nuclear war.

　　189

　　00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,350

　　不小心被活埋了

　　Accidentally being buried alive.

　　190

　　00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:29,970

　　或者是像那种电影情节一样

　　突然接到一个电话

　　Any of those movies where you get that phone call

　　191

　　00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:31,480

　　电话那头的人说你就要死了

　　that says you're going to die.

　　192

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　　结果你还就真挂了

　　And then you do.

　　193

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　　不是这些

　　是某个

　　No. Something very specific

　　194

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　　咱俩都知道你

　　that we both know you,

　　195

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　　也就是拉杰·库萨帕里

　　害怕的东西

　　Rajesh Koothrappali, are terrified of.

　　196

　　00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:42,430

　　我家的确有二型糖尿病史

　　Well, type two diabetes runs in my family.

　　197

　　00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:43,290

　　糖尿病后期会掉脚趾的

　　The thought of losing a toe...

　　198

　　00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,940

　　是蜘蛛

　　你怕蜘蛛

　　Spiders! You're afraid of spiders!

　　199

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　　这是什么

　　What the heck is this?

　　200

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　　当然是装着一只大蜘蛛的罐子啦

　　A jar with a big spider in it, of course.

　　201

　　00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,300

　　勇敢度测试

　　Bravery test.

　　202

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　　先把手拿出来的人就是跟班

　　First one to take his hand out is the sidekick.

　　203

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　　你疯了吗

　　Are you crazy?

　　204

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　　也许吧

　　Perhaps.

　　205

　　00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,330

　　你怕了吗

　　Are you scared?

　　206

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　　没有

　　但这测试很白痴

　　No. But it's a stupid test.

　　207

　　00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:08,350

　　是吗

　　要是地球危在旦夕

　　Oh, really? What if the Earth was in danger

　　208

　　00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:09,460

　　而唯一拯救的方法就是

　　and the only way to save it was

　　209

　　00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:12,680

　　把你的手伸进装着蜘蛛的罐子里呢

　　to stick your hand in a jar with a spider?

　　210

　　00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:13,870

　　是吗

　　要是地球危在旦夕

　　Oh, yeah? What if the Earth was in danger

　　211

　　00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:15,580

　　而唯一的拯救办法就是

　　and the only way to save it was to take a shower

　　212

　　00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:18,610

　　在更衣室里洗澡

　　还被人看到你的裸体

　　in the locker room and let other guys see you naked?

　　213

　　00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:22,800

　　得了

　　这事没可能发生

　　Oh, come on. That's never gonna happen.

　　214

　　00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:25,100

　　快把手放进罐子里

　　Put your hand in the jar

　　215

　　00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:28,420

　　不然你就一辈子做我跟班吧

　　or forever be revealed as my sidekick.

　　216

　　00:09:28,790 --> 00:09:31,360

　　好吧

　　这就放

　　All right, I will.

　　217

　　00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:34,900

　　你怎么一下子胆儿这么肥了

　　How did you get so brave all of a sudden?

　　218

　　00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,190

　　简单

　　It's easy.

　　219

　　00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:37,810

　　蜘蛛都爬到你手臂上了

　　The spider's crawling up your arm.

　　220

　　00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,460

　　快把这货弄下来

　　Get it off! Get it off!

　　221

　　00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,110

　　快点

　　拉杰

　　Please, Raj!

　　222

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　　别愣着

　　Please.

　　223

　　00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:58,040

　　我的血检表明甲状腺功能正常

　　My blood work shows thyroid function normal.

　　224

　　00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,800

　　皮质醇水平也正常

　　Cortisol levels normal.

　　225

　　00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:03,330

　　那你的垂体卵泡刺激素水平呢

　　How about your follicle-stimulating hormone levels?

　　226

　　00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:05,750

　　谢尔顿

　　我还没到更年期

　　Sheldon, I am not going through menopause.

　　227

　　00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:07,580

　　你确定吗

　　Are you sure?

　　228

　　00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:10,910

　　你这口气听着像个暴躁的欧巴桑

　　You said that with the testy bark of an old biddy.

　　229

　　00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:15,160

　　我觉得我们得面对一个残酷的现实

　　I think we need to face the cold, hard truth:

　　230

　　00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:18,490

　　我被佩妮的朋友扎克性唤起了

　　I was sexually aroused by Penny's friend Zack.

　　231

　　00:10:18,490 --> 00:10:19,990

　　慢着

　　我觉得

　　Hang on. I don't know

　　232

　　00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:22,340

　　我们还没考虑过外星人附体的可能性呢

　　that we've given the alien parasite hypothesis

　　233

　　00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:24,150

　　这个合理假设

　　a fair shake.

　　234

　　00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,740

　　我们还是有点逻辑吧

　　Let's look at this logically.

　　235

　　00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:27,770

　　我有胃

　　所以会饿

　　I have a stomach; I get hungry.

　　236

　　00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:31,630

　　我有生殖器

　　所以也可能会有性冲动

　　I have genitals; I have the potential for sexual arousal.

　　237

　　00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,100

　　这是我们必须承受的负担

　　A cross we all must bear.

　　238

　　00:10:35,810 --> 00:10:38,990

　　每次我遭遇这种艰难时刻

　　You know, in difficult moments like this,

　　239

　　00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:42,020

　　我总是借助更强大的力量约束自己

　　I often turn to a force greater than myself.

　　240

　　00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:42,790

　　宗教信仰吗

　　Religion?

　　241

　　00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:44,320

　　《星际迷航》

　　Star Trek.

　　242

　　00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:47,400

　　你看过《星舰迷航记I》吗

　　Did you see Star Trek: The Motion Picture?

　　243

　　00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,080

　　-没有

　　-别看了

　　烂得要死

　　但是...

　　- No. Don't. - It's terrible. However...

　　244

　　00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,620

　　在这部电影里我们知道

　　in it, we learn that

　　245

　　00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:54,800

　　当史波克发现自己丧失了理性逻辑

　　when Spock finds himself drawn off the path of logic

　　246

　　00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,730

　　而被他人类那部分的情绪所影响

　　by feelings bubbling up from his human half, he suppresses them

　　247

　　00:10:58,730 --> 00:11:01,940

　　他就用瓦肯族科里纳心律原则压抑自己

　　using the Vulcan mental discipline of Kolinahr.

　　248

　　00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,480

　　你的意思是

　　我们的人生要受

　　Are you suggesting we live our lives

　　249

　　00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,150

　　不入流的科幻作品里的思想的影响吗

　　guided by the philosophies found in cheap science fiction?

　　250

　　00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:08,480

　　不入流的科幻作品

　　"Cheap science fiction"?

　　251

　　00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,830

　　你在做什么

　　What are you doing?

　　252

　　00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:20,550

　　用科里纳规则来压抑我因为上个评论所产生的愤怒

　　Using Kolinar to suppress my anger at that last comment.

　　253

　　00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,580

　　你现在对我这么在意

　　Is it possible that your concern for me at this moment

　　254

　　00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:27,000

　　会不会就是因为嫉妒作祟

　　is motivated by nothing more than simple jealousy?

　　255

　　00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,030

　　这我倒没想过

　　I hadn't considered that.

　　256

　　00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:32,190

　　稍等片刻

　　Give me a moment.

　　257

　　00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:35,820

　　好了

　　我想过了

　　All right, I've considered it.

　　258

　　00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,320

　　-然后呢

　　-驳回这一说法

　　- And? - I reject it.

　　259

　　00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,150

　　是因为你没感觉到嫉妒

　　You reject it because you don't feel jealousy,

　　260

　　00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:43,760

　　还是因为你压抑掉了

　　or because you are suppressing jealousy?

　　261

　　00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:47,470

　　我想我还是回家吃午餐吧

　　I think I'll eat my lunch at home.

　　262

　　00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,650

　　那不是你的午餐

　　谢尔顿

　　That's not your lunch, Sheldon;

　　263

　　00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:53,030

　　那些是尸体的大脑标本

　　those are the cadaver brain specimens.

　　264

　　00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,200

　　就因为你切片切得不对

　　As they were incorrectly sliced,

　　265

　　00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,670

　　害得我都把它们当成生鱼片了

　　you can see how I could mistake them for my sashimi.

　　266

　　00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:09,920

　　-你好

　　-好啊

　　- Hello. - Hey.

　　267

　　00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,310

　　你不是都明天洗衣服的吗

　　Isn't tomorrow your usual laundry night?

　　268

　　00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:15,620

　　我常用的柔软剂超市卖光了

　　The supermarket was out of my regular fabric softener.

　　269

　　00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,060

　　如果这一款过柔或不够柔

　　If this one under-or over-softens,

　　270

　　00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:20,390

　　我得花时间处理

　　I'll need time to make things right.

　　271

　　00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,820

　　真会未雨绸缪

　　That's thinking ahead.

　　272

　　00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:26,010

　　换句话说是怎么早没想到

　　The alternative would be to think backwards.

　　273

　　00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:28,410

　　这下记住了

　　That's just remembering.

　　274

　　00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,930

　　艾米怎么样了

　　So how's Amy?

　　275

　　00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:33,120

　　艾米变了

　　Amy's changed.

　　276

　　00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,350

　　也许我该放手了

　　I might have to let her go.

　　277

　　00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:37,250

　　哦不

　　为什么啊

　　Oh, no. Why?

　　278

　　00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,750

　　我以为她是个高度进化的

　　I thought she was a highly evolved creature

　　279

　　00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,210

　　纯高智商物种

　　就像我

　　of pure intellect, like me.

　　280

　　00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,570

　　而最近的事件表明

　　But recent events indicate that

　　281

　　00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:46,610

　　她也许不过是个屈服于低级欲望的生物

　　she may be a slave to her baser urges.

　　282

　　00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:48,650

　　就像你

　　Like you.

　　283

　　00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,970

　　这句侮辱我就当没听到吧

　　Just going to skip over that insult.

　　284

　　00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:54,830

　　什么侮辱

　　What insult?

　　285

　　00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:56,990

　　没错

　　所以我才要假装没听到

　　Yeah! That's why I'm going to skip over it.

　　286

　　00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,740

　　你是说艾米她...

　　Are you saying that Amy is...

　　287

　　00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:01,930

　　用科学的话怎么说来着...

　　oh, what's the scientific word...

　　288

　　00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:05,260

　　别提科学了

　　她就是很饥渴

　　Forget science. She's horny.

　　289

　　00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:09,200

　　好吧

　　哎呀

　　Oh! Okay. Wow.

　　290

　　00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:13,350

　　完全是生理上的需求

　　我无能为力

　　It's simple biology. There's nothing I can do about it.

　　291

　　00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,280

　　你确定吗

　　Are you sure?

　　292

　　00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,210

　　你这是什么意思

　　What are you suggesting?

　　293

　　00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,990

　　我的意思是

　　也许你可以对

　　I'm suggesting there might be something

　　294

　　00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:29,630

　　艾米的欲望

　　做点什么

　　you could do about... Amy's urges?

　　295

　　00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,600

　　切除人的卵巢是犯法的

　　It's illegal to spay a human being.

　　296

　　00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:40,320

　　好吧

　　我不是这意思

　　Yeah. That's not what I had in mind.

　　297

　　00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:47,430

　　你是说我自己可以做什么

　　You mean... something I could do.

　　298

　　00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:48,950

　　一点没错

　　Exactly.

　　299

　　00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:52,420

　　好吧

　　我一直想避免这么做

　　Well, I was hoping to avoid this.

　　300

　　00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:55,330

　　但我想还是勉为其难一下吧

　　But I might as well get it over with.

　　301

　　00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,100

　　谢谢

　　佩妮

　　Thank you, Penny.

　　302

　　00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,650

　　我会告知你结果的

　　I'll let you know what happens.

　　303

　　00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:06,280

　　哎呀

　　艾米

　　你真是个幸运儿

　　Oh, Amy, you lucky girl.

　　304

　　00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:10,950

　　你好

　　我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

　　Yes. This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

　　305

　　00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,000

　　请问你是扎克·强生吗

　　Is this the Zack Johnson

　　306

　　00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,430

　　和我邻居佩妮交媾的那个

　　who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny?

　　307

　　00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,650

　　抱歉打扰了

　　Sorry to bother you.

　　308

　　00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,620

　　你好

　　我想找扎克·强生

　　Hello. I'm looking for a Zack Johnson

　　309

　　00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:32,150

　　曾和我邻居佩妮交媾的那位

　　who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny.

　　310

　　00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,650

　　交媾

　　就是性交

　　Coitus. It means intercourse.

　　311

　　00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:37,470

　　我有预感你就是我要找的那位扎克

　　And I have a feeling I'm speaking to the right Zack.

　　312

　　00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,400

　　我是谢尔顿·库珀

　　This is Sheldon Cooper.

　　313

　　00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,510

　　好吧

　　就是谢利

　　Fine. Shelly.

　　314

　　00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:45,070

　　对

　　确实很像女孩名

　　Yes, that does sound like a girl's name.

　　315

　　00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:47,240

　　不

　　我不觉得困扰

　　No, it doesn't bother me.

　　316

　　00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:50,480

　　对

　　叫我"臭谢利"我确实很困扰

　　Yes, "Smelly Shelly" does bother me.

　　317

　　00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,020

　　我告诉你我为啥打给你

　　Let me tell you why I'm calling.

　　318

　　00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,960

　　我想知道你是否有兴趣

　　I'd like to know if you'd be interested

　　319

　　00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,190

　　跟艾米·菲拉·福勒性交

　　in having sex with Amy Farrah Fowler.

　　320

　　00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,630

　　艾米·菲拉·福勒

　　Amy Farrah Fowler.

　　321

　　00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,380

　　没错

　　这确实是个女孩

　　Yes, that is a girl's name.

　　322

　　00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:06,160

　　天哪

　　简直就是对牛弹琴

　　Good grief. It's like trying to talk to a dolphin.

　　323

　　00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,350

　　坑爹呐

　　Really?

　　324

　　00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:13,560

　　这样来决定谁是英雄

　　谁是跟班

　　This is going to decide who's the hero and who's the sidekick?

　　325

　　00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,230

　　你有更好的主意

　　You got a better idea?

　　326

　　00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:26,580

　　随便哪个主意都比这好

　　Every idea