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拉杰是宫保鸡丁
Let's see, Raj was the Kung Pao Chicken.
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我是饺子
I'm the dumplings.
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没错
Yes, you are.
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太恶心了
霍华德
Creepy, howard.
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恶心得可爱还是纯粹的恶心
Creepy good or creepy bad?
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谁点的鲜虾加龙虾酱
Who was the shrimp with lobster sauce?
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那是我的
That would be me.
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朝这里看
你这个肮脏的小美味
Come to papa, you un-kosher delight.
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我这话可不光是对着食物说哦
I'm not necessarily talking to the food.
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坐一边去
Sit over there.
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坐一边去
Sit over there.
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婴儿纸巾
Baby wipe?
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你干嘛用
Why do you have...
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-别问
-别
别问
No, don't ask! no, don't, don't!
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我来告诉你为什么
I'll tell you why.
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我必须消毒我的手
I had to sanitize my hands
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因为大学把 厕所里擦手的纸巾
Because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms
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换成了吹风机
With hot air blowers.
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我怎么感觉吹风机更卫生
I thought the blowers were more sanitary.
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别问啊
Really, don't.
why...?
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吹风机可以说是细菌 和瘟疫的发源地
Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence.
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老实说
用吹风机的话
Frankly, it'd be more hygienic
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还不如让一只得了瘟疫的长臂猿打喷嚏打到我手干
If they just had a plague-infested gibbon
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来得卫生呢
Sneeze my hands dry.
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伙计们
我有一个天大的
Hey, guys, I just got the most amazing
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好消息
News...
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天呐
拉杰
你如果不喝醉的话
Gosh, raj, do you think you'll ever be able
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是不是永远都不能在我面前说话
To talk in front of me without being drunk?
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好吧
那我 就自己一个人去吃了
Okay, well, I'll just, um, go eat by myself.
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佩妮
你不需要这样的
Penny, you don't have to do that.
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没事
考虑到他不说话 他说的话
还有他
Oh, it's okay, between him not talking, him talking and him...
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我最好还是离开吧
I'm better off alone.
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再见
你这个可怜的怪人
Good-bye, you poor, strange little man.
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她太贴心了
She's so considerate.
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你有什么大资讯
So what's your news?
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还记得那个我定位的
Remember that little planetary object
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比凯伯带天体更远的那颗行星吗
I spotted beyond the kuiper belt?
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哦对
2008-NQ SUB-17
Oh, yeah, 2008-nq sub-17.
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或者用我的叫法
宝莱坞星
Or as I call it, planet bollywood.
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由于我的发现
Anyway, because of
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《人物》杂志把我提名为
My discovery, people magazine is naming me
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30岁以下的30大焦点人物之一了
One of their 30 under 30 to watch.
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拉杰
祝贺你
Raj... congratulations.
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太棒了
That's incredible.
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不好意思
Excuse me,
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30岁以下的什么30大人物的什么焦点
30 what under 30
what to watch what?
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30岁以下的30名值得关注的梦想家
30 visionaries under 30 years of age to watch
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因为他们对自己领域的一些传统臆断提出了挑战
As they challenge the preconceptions of their fields.
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让我猜百万次我都不会想到是这样
If I had a million guesses, I never would have gotten that.
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真是相当酷的
他们让我和一个
It's pretty cool. they've got me in
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在研究印度尼西亚饥荒问题的人一起入选
With a guy who's doing something about hunger in indonesia,
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还有一位精神治疗师
他在用海豚
And a psychotherapist who's using dolphins
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来感化囚犯
To rehabilitate prisoners,
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还有爱伦·佩基
And ellen page,
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他是那部独立电影《朱诺》里的明星
Star of the charming independent film, juno.
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我绝对想上她
Oh, I'd so do her.
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你连海豚都想上
You'd do the dolphins.
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你在用的那个我设计的望远摄像机的固定架
Do I get an honorable mention for designing
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在采访中你会不会提到
The telescope camera mounting bracket you used?
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不好意思
Sorry, it's not part
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这和我所要叙述的温馨故事无关
Of my heartwarming and personal narrative
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我是一个从新德里来的傻男孩
In which a humble boy from new delhi overcame
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我克服了贫困和歧视
Poverty and prejudice
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不远万里来到了美国寻找梦想
And journeyed to america to reach for the stars.
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贫困吗
你老爸是个妇科医生
Poverty?
your father's a gynecologist.
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他开的是宾利
He drives a bentley.
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那是租的
It's a lease.
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我有点搞不懂
I'm confused.
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是不是由什么行业审查委员会
Was there some sort of peer review committee
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来决定选那些人
To determine which scientists would be included?
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行业审查
这是《人物》杂志
Peer review?
it's people magazine.
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人们选择了我
People picked me.
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什么人
What people?
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《人物》里的那些人啊
The people from people.
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那这些到底是什么人
Yeah, but exactly who are these people?
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他们有什么凭据吗
What are their credentials?
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为什么他们有资格评选
How are they qualified?
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偶然发现了一块在太阳系里
What makes accidentally
noticing a hunk of rock
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慢悠悠地飘了几十亿年的
That's been traipsing around the solar system
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大石头为什么就比其他
For billions of years more noteworthy
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30岁以下科学家的成就 更加杰出呢
Than any other scientific accomplishment made by someone under 30?
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天呐
我想爱伦·佩基的朋友们 不会这样损她的
Boy, I'll bet ellen page's friends aren't giving her this kind of crap.
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这下你感到自豪了吗
Are you proud of yourself?
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总的来说
是的
In general, yes.
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哦
漏掉的中微子原来在这儿
Oh, there's my missing neutrino.
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你就像一个不稳定的电荷一样躲躲藏藏的
You were hiding from me as an unbalanced charge,
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是吗
你这个亚原子魔鬼
Weren't you, you little sub-atomic dickens?
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谢尔顿
Hey, sheldon.
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看啊
Hey, look,
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我找到了那个中微子
Look, I found
my missing neutrino.
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太好了
我们可以把他从牛奶盒上拿下来了
Oh good, we can take it off the milk carton.
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走吧
我们去和拉杰道歉
Come on, we're going to apologize to raj
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请他去吃晚饭
And invite him out to dinner.
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道什么歉
Apologize for what?
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他昨天带了一个好消息来
He came over last night with some pretty good news
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但我们都很不热情
And we weren't very supportive.
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我感觉你像是要说什么
I sense you're trying
to tell me something.
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你昨天相当欠扁
You were a colossal asshat.
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没有吧
No, I beg to differ.
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在我们3个人之间
我是最热情的一个
Of the three of us, I was by far
the most supportive.
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是吗
来说说
Really? do tell.
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如果拉杰的朋友们把门槛降低的话
How will raj ever reach true greatness
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他怎么能找到科学的真谛呢
If his friends lower the bar for him?
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我11岁的时候
When I was 11,
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我妹妹给我爸买了一个
My sister bought our father
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写着"世界上最好的爸爸"字样的咖啡杯
A "world's greatest dad" coffee mug
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老实说
他一生就这么晃荡下去了
And, frankly, the man coasted until the day he died.
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那么这么说吧
Okay, let's try it this way.
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如果这个什么《人物》杂志 是拉杰能得到的最高成就呢
What if this people magazine thing is the best raj is ever going to achieve?
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这我到没想到
I had not considered that.
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走吧
Come on.
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我总是忘了普通人是有极限的
I often forget other people have limitations.
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真是悲哀
It's so sad.
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他能感到悲哀
He can feel sadness?
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不太能
Not really.
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我们管这个叫自以为是
It's what you and I would call condescension.
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我们进去的时候 得让他觉得我们为他高兴
Now when we go in there, let's show raj that we're happy for him.
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看是我不觉得啊
But I'm not.
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那就装得高兴
Well, then fake it.
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你看我
Look at me.
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我可以完全不去想 如果没有我的电子望远镜
I could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount
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他永远也不能发现 那块愚蠢的宇宙垃圾
He never would have found that stupid, little clump of cosmic schmutz.
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我很牛吧
But I'm bigger than that.
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好了
Fine.
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那你让我怎么做
What do you want me to do?
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笑
Smile.
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太可怕了
Oh, crap, that's terrifying.
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我们是去看库萨帕里 不是去干掉蝙蝠侠
We're here to see koothrappali, not kill batman.
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笑不露齿
Try less teeth.
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差不多了
Close enough. come on.
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嗨
拉杰
Hey, raj.
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怎么了
Hey, guys.
what's up?
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我们今天晚上想请你吃饭
We just wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight.
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庆祝一下你的大器早成
To celebrate your "30 under 30" thing.
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对吧
谢尔顿
Right, sheldon?
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你们太好了
That's very nice of you.
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我很乐意去
I would like that.
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-孩子们
-盖博豪斯博士
Hello, boys. dr. gablehauser.
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库萨帕里博士
Dr. koothrappali.
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盖博豪斯博士
Dr. gablehauser.
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-霍夫斯塔德博士
-盖博豪斯博士
Dr. hofstader. dr. gablehauser.
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-库珀博士
-盖博豪斯博士
Dr. cooper. dr. gablehauser.
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沃罗威茨先生
Mr. wolowitz.
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孩子们
我有个问题要问你们
Boys, I've got a question for you
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这个房间里
Who in this room
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谁发现了颗星星[恒星]
Discovered a star?
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事实上
2009-NQ SUB-17只是颗行星
Actually, 2008-nq sub-17 is a planetary body.
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我不是在说你
是说我呢
I'm not talking about you,
I'm talking about me.
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你
我来自异国他乡的青年朋友
You, my exotic young friend,
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就是我的明星
Are my star.
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但他不是你发掘出来的
But you didn't discover him.
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你以前都不会留意到他
You merely noticed he was here,
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就跟他也没怎么留意过2008-NQ SUB-17
Much like he did with 2008-nq sub-17.
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谢尔顿
Sheldon...
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不好意思
Oh, sorry.
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孩子
我们真该给你换个好点的办公室
Boy, we've got to get you into a better office.
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能配得上你的名气
Something more suited to your status.
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真的不用麻烦了
Really, you don't have to go to any trouble.
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我把你安排到冯·哥图尔以前的办公室怎么样
How about if I put you in von gerlich's old office?
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我更喜欢菲什宾的
更宽敞一点
I'd rather have fishbein's. it's bigger.
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等等
自打菲什宾穿浴袍出现在办公室那天
Wait a minute, I called dibs on fishbein's office
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我就申请他的办公室了
The day he started showing up at work in his bathrobe.
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能给他换办公室
就不能
He gets a new office, I can't even get
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-在男厕所放点擦手巾
-谢尔顿
-Paper towels in the men's room? -sheldon.
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该死
真难为我了
Damn, this is hard.
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让我问问你们
Let me ask you something.
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你们觉得咱们的工作为的是什么
What do you think the business of this place is?
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科学
Science
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-是钱
-告诉过你吧
-Money. -told you.
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这孩子的照片上了《人物》周刊
And this boy's picture in people magazine
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能给我们带来多少钱
Is gonna raise us a pile of money taller than...
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堆起来比你高
Well, taller than you.
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我有个硕士文凭的
I have a master's degree.
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谁没有啊
Who doesn't?
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库萨帕里博士
你有没有
Dr. koothrappali, have you ever had lunch
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在院长的餐厅吃过午饭呢
In the president's dining room?
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我都不知道还有专门给院长的餐厅
I didn't even know there was a president's dining room.
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和食堂的食物种类一样
就是更新鲜一点
It's the same food as the cafeteria, only fresh.
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走吧
小同志
Come on, little buddy.
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好滴
老同志
Okay, big buddy.
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大家晚上见
See you tonight, guys.
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你不用笑了
You can stop smiling now.
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用过美妙的午餐之后
So anyway, after a fantastic lunch,
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他们就催我去《人物》周刊拍照
I was whisked off to the people magazine photo shoot...
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孩子们你们去过专业拍照的地方么
Have any of you boys ever been to a photo shoot?
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没啊
Uh-uh.
no.
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很神奇的哦
It's fantastic.
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很明显 镜头对我很有爱
我也很上镜
Apparently, the camera loves me and i, it.
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我站在星空的背景前面 拍照
我摆了个这样的姿势
They shot me in front of a starry background where I posed like this.
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他们要PS一个超新星进去
They're going to digitally add a supernova.
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他们觉得这样能完美诠释 我辉煌的天赋
They say it's the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.
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没错
就像一个炽热的大火球
Right, a ball of hot, flaming gas
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分崩离析
That collapses upon itself.
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抱歉
Excuse me.
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是我的助理特雷弗打来的
Oh, it's my assistant, trevor.
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我是库萨帕里
Go for koothrappali.
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还给他配个助理
they gave him an assistant
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我想要根笔 还得拿着剪线钳去银行
If I want a new pen, i have to go to the bank with wire cutters.
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咱们已经尽到所有该尽的社会责任了吧
Have we at this point met our social obligations?
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还没
Not yet.
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好吧
先安排到我的日程里
Okay, just put it on
my calendar,
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同时帮我想个我出席不了的理由
But start thinking of a reason why I can't go.
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哦了么
我挂了
All righty? koothrappali out.
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上帝保佑那孩子
God bless that boy.
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没有他我非忙死不可
I don't know what I'd do without him.
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你今天下午才有的助理啊
You just got him this afternoon.
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没错
但我觉得我是得有个仆人
Yes, but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.
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仆人
A lackey?
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不好意思
是不是法律不允许啊
Oh, I'm sorry. is that politically incorrect?
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在印度
我们称其为贱民
In india, we just call them untouchables.
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现在
Now?
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快了
Almost.
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说到贱民
我给你们带来了好消息
Speaking of untouchables, I've got great news for you guys.
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这周六《人物》杂志要举行个招待会
People magazine is having a reception this saturday
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我设法让你们也被邀请了
And I managed to get you invited.
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切
谢了
Oh, gee, thanks.
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不客气
Oh, you're welcome.
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当然我没法让你们去贵宾席
Of course, I couldn't get you into the vip section
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因为那是设给贵宾的
Because, you know, that's for vips
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你们只是
普通人
And you guys are just, you know... p's.
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在巴布亚新几内亚有一个部落
There's a tribe in papua new guinea
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当一个猎人向其他部民
Where, when a hunter flaunts his success
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炫耀他的成功时
To the rest of the village,
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他们宰了他
并敲打他的皮做的鼓
They kill him and drive away evil spirits
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以驱逐他邪恶的灵魂
With a drum made of his skin.
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当然是迷信而无道理的
Superstitious nonsense, of course,
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但某人可以明白他们的用意
But one can see their point.
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给你
拉杰
Here you go, raj.
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你或许想慢慢享用这杯
You might want to drink this one slowly.
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那就周六晚上了
这么说定了
Okay. so, saturday night, can I count on my posse?
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我很乐意去
拉杰
但我去不了
Gee, I'd love to, raj,
but I can't make it.
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好的
莱纳德
Oh, okay. leonard?
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不行
我要
不行
No, I could... no.
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谢尔顿
Sheldon?
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我能去
但我不想去
I can make it. but I won't.
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你们在说什么
What are you guys talking about?
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周六有场为我的杂志文章举行的招待会
There's a reception for my magazine article on saturday.
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而你们这些家伙不准备去
And you guys aren't going?
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真不敢相信
I can't believe you.
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拉杰要庆祝他的惊人成就
Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment
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而你们甚至都不去支持他
And you're not even going to be there to support him?
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惊人成就应该是
A tremendous accomplishment would be
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如果他发现一个行星体
If the planetary body he discovered
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正急速撞向地球
他用意念摧毁了它
Were plummeting toward earth and he exploded it with his mind.
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那太酷了
That would be cool.
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我得去那个招待会
I'd go to that reception.
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拜托
这很重大
Come on, this is huge.
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拉杰上了《人物》杂志
Raj is gonna be in people magazine,
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他甚至不用搞大斯皮尔斯姐妹中的一个的肚子
And he didn't even have to knock up one of the spears sisters.
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你愿意和我一起去吗
Would you like to go with me?
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我当然愿意
Of course I would.
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我很荣幸
I would be honored.
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真的
酷
Really? cool.
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替你们脸红
Shame on you guys.
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看看
我约到佩妮了
Look at that, I got a date with penny.
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不敢相信那花了你一整年的时间
I can't believe it took you a whole year.
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现在呢
Now?
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就是现在
Now.
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嘿
伙计
Hey, buddy,
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我要上《人物》杂志了
I'm going to be in people magazine.
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上封面的时候再打给我
Yeah, call me when you're on the cover.
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[查理·西恩 《好汉两个半》男主角 ]
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看看你
look at you
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我像正午的阳光般闪耀
不是吗
I know. I'm resplendent like the noonday sun, am I not?
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先说香槟 喝得有点早
不是吗
Uh, yeah. starting with the champagne a little early, aren't you?
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豪华轿车里的
他们派了辆豪华轿车
It was in the limo. they sent a limo.
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我坐的是豪华轿车
我真喜欢说"豪华轿车"
I have a limo. I just love saying "limo."
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你做准备的时候喝点这个
Sip on this while you're getting ready.
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我准备好了
Oh, I'm ready.
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你就穿这个
That's what you're wearing?
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对呀
怎么了
有什么不好吗
Um, yeah. why, what's wrong with it?
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没什么
只是我本来期望的更
Nothing. I was just hoping for something a little more,
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疯狂些
You know, ridonkulous.
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是啊
今晚的疯狂就
Mm, yeah. well, this is all the donkulous
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这个样子了
You're gonna get tonight.
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好好
让我们摇摆吧
Okey-dokey,
let's roll.
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好了
狂欢时刻开始
All right, it's time to raise the roof!
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嘿
莱纳德
Hey, leonard.
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-嘿
-哥们
Hey. dude.
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你看起来很不错
You look very nice.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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走吧
Come on.
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-晚安
莱纳德
-晚安
Good night, leonard. good night.
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莱纳德
看到楼下我那辆豪华轿车了吗
Hey, leonard, do you see my limo downstairs?
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看到了
Yeah.
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比我爷爷小时候的房子还大
It's bigger than the house my grandfather grew up in.
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好极了
Terrific.
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食物也更多
It has more food, too.
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好了
走吧
走吧
All right, come on. come on.
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嘿
Hey.
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嘿
好消息
Hey, good news.
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你不用再为佩妮闷闷不乐了
You don't have to sulk about penny anymore.
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有成千上百个克罗地亚女人
Look, there are hundreds of croatian women
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正等着你去找她们
Just waiting for you to contact them.
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00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:37,950
为了绿卡什么都行.com
Anything-for-a-greencard.com?
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00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,690
我可以借你我的用户名
I'll lend you my user name.
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00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,290
"富有的大鸡鸡"
It's "wealthy big penis."
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开玩笑吧
You're joking.
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你得让她们容易明白
You gotta make it easy for 'em.
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她们刚开始学英语
They're just learning english.
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算了
Pass.
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你就在这儿郁闷着
So you're just gonna sit around here and mope
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而佩妮在和快易买的阿普博士约会
While penny is out with dr. apu from the kwik-e mart?
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那不是个约会
那是种族主义
It's not a date, and that's racist.
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00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,320
不可能是种族主义
It can't be racist.
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他是《辛普森一家》中的可爱角色
He's a beloved character on the simpsons.
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我们开饭吧
我好上床睡觉
Let's just eat so I can get to bed.
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00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:11,350
运气好的话 今晚我就会死于睡眠呼吸暂停
With any luck, tonight will be the night my sleep apnea kills me.
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你还记得
Did you remember to ask
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－西兰花要切丁
不要切丝
-是的
For the chicken with broccoli to be diced, not shredded? yes.
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即使菜单上强调是"切丝"
Even though the menu description specifies "shredded"?
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-是的
-黑米
不要白米饭
Yes. brown rice, not white?
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-是的
-你去韩国杂货铺
Yes. did you stop at the korean grocery
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-买了上等的芥末酱
-是的
And get the good hot mustard? yes.
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00:14:24,550 --> 00:14:26,070
你从市场上买了低盐酱油吗
Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market?
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-是的
-谢谢 -不用
-Yes.
-Thank you.-You are welcome
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你怎么去了那么久
What took you so long?
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00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,320
就坐下吃吧
Just sit down and eat.
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好的
Fine.
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行了
是切丝的
你想要我怎么样
All right, it's shredded. what do you want me to do?
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我想让你拿餐之前检查一下
I want you to check before you accept the order.
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抱歉
Sorry.
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你是不是担心库萨帕里
Were you distracted by the possibility that koothrappali
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会和佩妮上床
所以才分神的
Might have intercourse with penny tonight?
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他不会和佩妮上床的
He's not going to have intercourse with