分享一则英语笑话:
Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.
从前有 个妇人有一只忠实的猫。
And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.
有一天,有个人用他的马车将猫辗死。
So,the man went to the old woman and said,
因此,这个人就去找这位老妇人说:
"I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."
“我对你的猫感到非常抱歉,我愿意代替它。”
"That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.
这位老妇人深深地感动说:“你真好心呀!”“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒吗?”
"So how good are you at catching mice?"
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