刚来的时候去麦当劳吃饭 没有餐巾 然后跟人说要paper。
那人过会给我拿来了张白纸 还问do you need a pen?(还要笔吗?)
我狂晕了半天 然后去厕所洗手的
注：paper是纸，餐巾纸应该是tissue
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