Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。
Teacher: Wrong.
老师：错了。
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。
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