While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full .
在饭店吃饭的时候,我申斥我4岁的儿子,因为他满嘴食物在说话。
"Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
“喔、呢”,我听到的就是这些。
"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.
“
祖,”我责备道,“没人明白你在说什么。”
"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly .“
他说他要一些番茄酱,”我丈夫平静地说。
A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
坐在旁边的一位妇女靠过来问道:“你究竟如何明白他的话的呢?”
"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.“
我是牙医。”我丈夫解释道。
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