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英语散文：母亲教我的

发布时间：2016-09-28 编辑：查字典英语网小编

My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me religion:

"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about time travel:

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me logic:

"Because I said so, that's why!"

My mother taught me foresight:

"Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me about contortion:

"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about stamina:

"You'll sit there'til all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about weather:

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve physics problems:

"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about hypocrisy:

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me about envy:

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

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母亲教我的

我母亲教我如何珍惜他人辛苦劳动：

“如果你们要打架，到外边打去——我刚整理好房间!”

我母亲教我什么是宗教：

“你最好祈祷那个东西能从地毯下冒出来。”

我母亲教我什么是时间旅行：

“你要是不改，我把你一把推到下周三!”(意为：不让过周末。)

我母亲教我什么是逻辑：

“为什么?因为我就是这么说的!”

我母亲教我什么是远见：

“一定要穿干净内衣，以防万一你遇到事故。”

我母亲教我什么是柔体杂技：

“你能不能看看你脖子后面的泥!”

我母亲教我什么是耐力：

“坐在那儿，直到把所有的菠菜吃完。”

我母亲教我认识天气：

“好像有龙卷风席卷过你的房间。”

我母亲教我如何解决物理学问题：

“如果我高声叫喊，是因为我看见有一颗流星正朝你俯冲而来，那你会不会听我的话?”

我母亲教我什么是伪善：

“如果我曾告诉过你一次，我实际上已告诉过你百万次——不许夸张!!!”

我母亲教我什么是嫉妒：

“这世界上有数百万不幸的孩子，他们可没有你这么好的父母。”

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