看完小贝大儿子17年的人生，我哭晕在厕所

小贝的大儿子竟然转眼也到了这个年纪，然而他的人生……绝不能代表我们的“大多数”。这开了挂的人生，简直一言难尽……

For the average 17-year-old, there are some well-established rites of passage: slaving away for A-levels,illicit visits to the pub, a mundane Saturday job and driving lessons in the hope your parents might buy you an old banger.

对每个17岁的少年而言，有些公认的必经之事，像是努力通过A-level课程、去未成年人不得入内的酒吧、周六打份无聊的工以及为了让父母给买一辆旧老爷车而去学驾照。

And, in theory, Brooklyn Beckham - eldest child of footballing legend David and former Spice Girl Victoria - is just another London sixth-former.

而布鲁克林·贝克汉姆身为足球传奇大卫·贝克汉姆与英国辣妹组合前成员维多利亚的大儿子，理论上其实也只是伦敦的一名大学预科少年。

But in reality, his life bears scant resemblance to that of a normal teenager. He has his own agent, a Mercedes sports car and a famous girlfriend.

而现实是，他的生活和一名普通的青少年有极少的相似之处。布鲁克林有自己的经纪人，一辆梅德赛斯跑车，还有非常知名的女友。

HOLLYWOOD GIRLFRIEND

好莱坞女友

科洛·格蕾斯·莫瑞兹(Chloë Grace Moretz)，97年的好莱坞女星，8岁涉足演艺圈，05年凭借电影《鬼哭神嚎》获美国年轻艺人奖提名，09年《海扁王》超杀女一角让她火了起来，14年获得百大最美面孔女星第二。16年4月和小贝大儿子承认恋情后，两人出双入对，又恩爱又养眼……

SOCIAL MEDIA KING

社交媒体名流

While most teenagers use social media to share photos of school friends, it’s wall-to-wall celebs for Brooklyn — Christmas lunch with Gordon Ramsay and a seat at Sir Elton John’s wedding. He has posted pictures of himself with model Cara Delevingne, comedian James Corden and Sir Elton, who is his godfather.

在众多青少年们用社交媒体分享学校伙伴的照片时，布鲁克林的社交媒体上可是满屏的名人。上个圣诞节，他和戈登·拉姆齐(厨神)共进午餐。他还是艾尔顿·约翰爵士所举办婚礼的座上宾。他已经晒过自己同超模卡拉·迪瓦伊、喜剧演员詹姆斯·柯登以及自己教父艾尔顿·约翰爵士的合照了。

He joined photo-sharing website Instagram in December 2014 and by April 2015 was telling Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria — his mum’s best friend — ‘race you to a million!’ He won the race comfortably and now has 7.6 million followers.

在2014年12月布鲁克林注册了照片分享网站Instagram账号，到2015年4月他便对《绝望主妇》女星伊娃·朗格利亚(同时也是他妈妈的闺蜜)炫耀道：“挑战你的100万粉丝数!”他轻而易举地赢了这场粉丝比拼赛，如今他的Instagram有760万的追随者。

Father David says he and Victoria vet all the pictures their son posts. They include many of his girlfriend Chloe, complete with soppy captions such as ‘love this one’.

他的爸爸大卫表示自己和妻子会过目儿子发过的所有照片。他们在看过儿子女友科洛的许多照片后，还会附上“这个不错哟”的喜爱评语。

巴宝莉的新一季Brit香氛系列，早在1月就公布了由布鲁克林掌镜的消息，并于Instagram上同步直播，标志着他的出道之作……

OMG，安安静静的当个帅模特还不够，这让我等平民如何立足……

Brooklyn has a long way to go before he matches his parents, who are worth around £600 million. However, he is being managed by Simon Olivera, who is dad David’s agent, so who knows where it will all end.

要赶上身价近6亿英镑的父母，布鲁克林还有很长一段路要走。不过，他正由父亲大卫的经纪人西蒙·奥利韦拉照看，因而没有谁晓得他最终会发展成怎样。

In total, to date, he is estimated to have earned around £250,000 and counting.

到目前为止，布鲁克林的总身价约为25万英镑，而且呈上升趋势。