Two stupid robbers这是两个把人蠢哭的贼
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说:“我听到警报响了,快跳吧!”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
第二个说:“但是我们现在在第13层啊!”第一个尖叫着回敬他:“都什么时候了,还这么迷信!”
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