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Advice from Dracula

发布时间：2016-02-26 编辑：查字典英语网小编

　　Dont ever dine with Frankenstein;

　　He feasts on flaming turpentine.

　　He chomps and chews on soles of shoes,

　　and quaffs down quarts of oily ooze.

　　At suppertime hell slurp some slime.

　　Hes known to gnaw on gristly grime.

　　His meals of mud and crispy crud

　　will curl your hair and chill your blood.

　　His poison, pungent, putrid snacks

　　may cause you seizures and attacks.

　　Your hair may turn completely white.

　　You may pass out or scream in fright.

　　Your skin will crawl.

　　Your throat will burn.

　　Your eyes will bulge.

　　Your guts will churn.

　　Your teeth will clench.

　　Your knees will shake.

　　Your hands will sweat.

　　Your brain will bake.

　　Youll cringe and cry.

　　Youll moan and whine.

　　Youll feel a chill

　　run down your spine.

　　Youll lose your lunch.

　　Youll lose your head.

　　So come...

　　and dine with ME instead.

　

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