爆笑口语：4岁男孩打911求救数学题!

　　A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework.

　　Operator: 911 emergencies.

　　Boy: Yeah I need some help.

　　接线员：911专线。

　　男孩：我需要一些帮助。

　　Operator: Whats the matter?

　　Boy: With my math.

　　接线员：出了什么事情?

　　小男孩：我的数学。

　　Operator: With your mouth?

　　Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

　　接线员：你的嘴巴?

　　小男孩：不是，是我的数学，我必须做数学题，你能帮我吗?

　　Operator: Sure. Where do you live?

　　Boy: No with my math.

　　接线员：当然，你住在哪里?

　　小男孩：不是，是我的数学。

　　Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?

　　Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.

　　接线员：是的，我知道，那你住在哪里呢?

　　小男孩：不是，我想让你在电话里告诉我。

　　Operator: No I cant do that. I can send someone else to help you.

　　Boy: Okay.

　　接线员：不行，我不能这么做，我可以让别人去帮你。

　　小男孩：好的。

　　Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?

　　Boy: I have take aways.

　　接线员：你需要人帮忙的是什么样的数学题?

　　小男孩：我要做减法。

　　Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.

　　Boy: Yeah.

　　接线员：哦，你要做减法。

　　小男孩：对。

　　Operator: Alright, whats the problem?

　　Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.

　　接线员：好的，什么题?

　　小男孩：嗯，你一定要帮我做数学题。

　　Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.

　　Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?

　　接线员：好的，告诉我是什么题。

　　小男孩：好，16，减去8，是多少?

　　Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

　　Boy: I dont know, 1.

　　接线员：你先说你觉得是多少?

　　小男孩：不知道，1?

　　Operator: No. How old are you?

　　Boy: Im only 4.

　　接线员：不对，你多大了?

　　小男孩：只有4岁。

　　Operator: 4!

　　Boy: Yeah.

　　接线员：4岁?

　　小男孩：对。

　　Operator: Whats another problem, that was a tough one.

　　Boy: Um, oh heres one. 5 take away 5.

　　接线员：另外一道是什么题?这道太难了。

　　小男孩：嗯，哦，这还有一道，5减5。

　　Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?

　　Boy: 5.

　　接线员：5减5，你觉得是多少?

　　小男孩：5。

　　Woman: Johnny what do you think youre doing?!

　　Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.

　　女人：约翰尼你在做什么?!

　　小男孩：警察叔叔在帮我做数学题。

　　Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?

　　Operator: Its the mother

　　女人：我告诉过你什么了?

　　接线员：是他妈妈

　　Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.

　　Woman: I didnt mean the police.

　　男孩：你说要是我需要帮忙就打电话给别人。

　　女人：我没说你可以找警察!