An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?
Yes, said the Navy brat.
My dad has built them.
Then the naval kid spoke: And do you know the Dead Sea?
Yes.
Its my dad whos killed it!
一个年轻的陆军士兵跟一个海军士兵吹牛,说他爸多么了不起。
我爸是个工程师。他什么都会。你知道阿尔卑斯山么?
知道,海军说
我爸建的。
年轻的海军说:那你知道死海么?
知道。
那可是我爸弄死的
brat 乳臭未干的小孩,小屁孩
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