No Zuo No Die：看外国人在自动扶梯上作大死

1. Lay On The Handrails.

作死大招1：在扶手上躺平。

So, I know it looks really cool to do the Escalator Spin, but most likely you will fall and hurt your ass. NOT FUN.

我知道在扶手上转圈圈是很酷炫的没错，但是你们大多数人都会摔个狗吃SHI屁股裂。所以……这一点都不好笑喂!

2. Walk Down With Your Crutches.

作死大招2：跟着拐杖一起向下走。

Really? REALLY? You know what’s going to happen.

真的吗?真的吗?你知道前方等待你的是什么吧!!!

3. Hang On The Hand Rails.

作死大招3：挂在扶手上。

Ohhh, you think you’re hot shit, don’t you?

天哪~你不是觉得自己该死的性感极了嗯?!

4. Try And Jump From The Top.

作死大招4：尝试着从最上面往下跳(你小命还要不要了?!)

5. Slide Down The Railing.

作死大招5：从扶手上滑下来。

I hope you enjoy your ass hurting every time you sit down!

我保佑你每次下落后屁股都乐开花……

6. Walk The Wrong Way.

作死大招:6：和别人背到而行。

You’re not being clever. You’re being stupid.

机智的你只是个傻X。

7. Sleep.

作死大招7：在电梯上睡觉。

Even a park bench would be a better idea!

公园板凳椅都比这里好好吗!

应该如何正确乘坐自动扶梯呢?

Don’t

千万别：

Stand next to your friend, blocking traffic.

别站在伙伴的旁边造成通行拥堵。

Take your bike on the escalator.

把自行车搬到电梯上。

Block foot traffic with your bags.

你的大包挡住了人行道。

Slide down the railings.

从扶梯上滑下来。

Do

正确的做法：

Walk on the left.

从左边过。

Stand on the right.

站在右边。

Keep your bags out of the way.

把包从扶梯上拿开。