教室座位定门派

　　Online a classroom seat faction, let a person can't help thinking of his university days, those years sitting in the classroom window last row, a graph labeling that "deep work and name".

　　网上一张教室座位派系图，让人禁不住想起自己的大学时光，那些年坐在教室靠窗最后一排，过着图中标注的那种“深藏功与名的日子。

　　University, is a very special site in life. In the pear garden campus, I became a let oneself surprised people. On truancy, on behalf of students put on all night tonight, "Jin Ping Mei", often playback in mind. I am not a bad student, but also is not a good student, the teacher met his love and like the course, I will be absorbed in their own; don't like the course, will be a worthy son-in-law of sb. In the dormitory, half awaken to the teacher full of guilt.

　　大学，是人生中一个很特别的站点。在那个梨花满园的校区，我变成了一个让自己感到意外的人。关于逃课，关于替同学点卯，关于通宵夜读《金瓶梅》，常常在脑海中回放。我不是个坏学生，但也不是个好学生，碰到自己喜欢的老师和喜欢的课程，我会全神贯注;碰到自己不喜欢的课程，便在宿舍坦腹东床，半梦半醒之间对老师充满歉疚。

　　For me, the dormitory is the most fun class, it is a great pleasure to read under the lamp "Jin Ping Mei", but will let my roommates toss and turn restlessly, not because of my people, but they are too scared. I'm the one thing the students read, is the lights at night, I light the candles, stick on the bedside table, both hands to read books. It all sounds are still. Room, suddenly heard a lot of people shout my name, the original hand book is the candle burning, from the beginning of a fire, until the book burning half, into a torch, I still hold high positions, in the smoke snoring sound.

　　对于自己来说，宿舍才是最好玩的课堂，灯下夜读《金瓶梅》更是一大乐事，但会让室友们辗转反侧，不是因为我扰民，而是他们太恐惧。我最为同学们传诵的一件事，是晚上熄灯以后，我把蜡烛点着，粘在床边的书桌上，双手举书仰天闲读。正万籁俱寂间，突然听到很多人喊我的名字，原来手里举的书被蜡烛燃着，从一线火苗开始，直到书烧着大半，成了一个火把，我还保持着高举的姿势，在烟雾中鼾声悠扬。

　　Another time, the brothers class for half a watermelon, two bananas for conditions, instead of to the most don't like big English class. The results, unfortunately, was caught by the teacher. Originally, the teacher for that hide in the corner of the students never speak, also has been the concern of. No matter your body in that group, you is to learn, to learn is false, Morpheus, test God, or have been "deep work and name", can not escape the teacher.

　　还有一次，被兄弟班级同学用半个西瓜，两个香蕉为条件，代替其去上其最不喜欢的大语课。结果，不幸被老师逮个正着。原来，老师对于那个躲在墙角从不发言的学生，也是一直关注的。不管你身在那个门派，你是学霸、伪学霸，还是睡神、考神，还是一直“深藏功与名，都逃不过老师的法眼。

　　Just because a language teacher asked that concern, that there is no ideal children, eventually fell in love with words, and get the paperwork.

　　就因为大语老师那关心的一问，那个没有理想的孩子，最终爱上了文字，并搞上了文字工作。