大学英语小品剧本

　　大学英语小品剧本：

　　BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!

　　DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.

　　BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself!

　　DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that.

　　BOSSY: You old witch!

　　DAISY (cry):Help!

　　NOISY: Shall we go to the park?

　　LAZY: Good idea!

　　CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first.

　　LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him.

　　LAZY: Daddy?

　　BOSSY:………

　　LAZY: You look so handsome today…

　　LAZY: …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world.

　　BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.

　　DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.

　　NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.

　　DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes.

　　LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself!

　　CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid!

　　LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF!

　　CRAZY: What! I…

　　BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude —— That is because her family is a rich one——

　　DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema.

　　BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.You had been fired. This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away.

　　NOISY:……Peacock flies to southeast. And there is a wander once five miles.

　　LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot…

　　CRAZY: Shut up!

　　BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil!

　　LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her. Don’t be afraid. Let’s go together.

　　DAISY: Oh dear, what shall we do then?

　　BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!