怀想天空

玉帝陛下：

Your Majesty the Jade Emperor:

小民乃一介书生，借高考之机向您告发人类，他们的可恶行为破坏了您生活的地方，您老难道没有发现吗？您还没有接到四海龙君向您报告水族即将灭亡的奏折吗？咳……

Xiaomin is a scholar. He informs you of human beings by taking advantage of the college entrance examination. Did you not find that their abominable behavior has damaged your life? Haven't you received the memorial that Sihai Longjun reported to you that the aquarium is going to die? Cough...

陛下，您可知以前我们生活的快乐？在一望无际的田野上奔跑，累了就躺在草地上，依偎在母亲的怀里，听她讲故事。可是现在母亲很少带我去了，因为天空已经没有以前那么干净了，到处飘的都是有毒的粉尘，我们怎么敢吸呢？

Your majesty, do you know the happiness of our life before? Running in the endless fields, I would lie on the grass when I was tired, snuggle up in my mother's arms and listen to her stories. But now my mother seldom takes me, because the sky is not as clean as before, and poisonous dust is floating everywhere. How dare we breathe it?

陛下，您生活在空中，想必您的情况肯定也不会乐观吧。听天庭的御医说您和您的臣民们近来得了呼吸道疾病，恐怕是由于那高耸入云的一门门"高炮"不断向您天庭开炮的结果吧！他们发出的炮弹无色无味，没有什么其他缺点就是有毒，人闻之一定会死，若不是您神功护体，恐怕您早已躺在病床上了。

Your majesty, you live in the air. I'm sure your situation will not be optimistic. It's said by the imperial doctor of Tianting that you and your subjects are suffering from respiratory diseases. I'm afraid it's the result of a soaring door & quot; anti-aircraft gun & quot; constantly firing at your Tianting! The shells they sent out are colorless and tasteless. There is no other disadvantage, that is, they are poisonous. People will surely die if they smell them. If it wasn't for your miraculous skill, I'm afraid you would have been lying in the hospital bed.

陛下，小民听说，您不听那悦耳的鸟鸣声，您就会失眠。小民猜想您现在肯定经常失眠，因为人类已经将鸟族赶尽杀绝了，但人类会产生"鸟"，那"鸟"好大啊，听说还是用特殊的金属制成的，它可以由地面飞入空中，释放出一定的污染物，导致鸟儿不断地从空中往下落，之后就……而且它释放出的气体可以破坏臭氧层，导致臭氧空洞，导致您和您的臣民饱受紫外线的困扰。

Your majesty, Xiaomin has heard that you will lose sleep if you don't listen to the melodious singing of birds. Xiaomin guesses that you must often lose sleep now, because human beings have killed all the birds, but human beings will produce & quot; Birds & quot;, and that & quot; Birds & quot; is so big. It's said that it's made of special metal. It can fly from the ground into the air, releasing certain pollutants, causing birds to fall from the air, and then And the gases it releases can destroy the ozone layer, cause the ozone hole, and cause you and your subjects to suffer from ultraviolet.

我相信陛下在午休的时候经常被一声声噪音所惊醒，那就是那些大"鸟"产生的声音。陛下，小民真担心您以后的睡眠质量。

I believe that his majesty is often awakened by a noise during his lunch break, that is, the sound of those big birds. Your majesty, Xiaomin is really worried about your sleep quality in the future.

陛下，您已经生活了几千年，您肯定知道以前的天空是多么的明净，小民却没有见过，还希望陛下您能在百忙之中写一封信给小民，让小民以及和小民一样从未见过明净的天空是什么样子的人开开眼，我想那肯定是另一番情景吧。

Your majesty, you have lived for thousands of years. You must know how clear the sky used to be, but Xiao Min has not seen it. I hope you can write a letter to Xiao Min in your busy schedule, so that Xiao Min and others who have never seen the clear sky like Xiao Min can open their eyes. I think that must be another scene.

希望陛下能发一道命令，或者任命小民为治污大元帅，统领全球百姓治理污染，还您一个明净的天空。陛下，小民真的很向往以前那明净的天空，小民定当不遗余力地为陛下打治一个非常明净的天空。

I hope your majesty can issue an order, or appoint Xiaomin as the commander-in-chief of pollution control, who will lead the global people in pollution control, and return you a clear sky. Your majesty, I really yearn for the clear sky before. I will spare no effort to fight for a very clear sky for your majesty.

最后，祝陛下和娘娘能够有一个健康的身体。

Finally, I wish your majesty and your mother a healthy body.

此致?敬礼！

Best regards!

2007年6月7日

June 7, 2007