9年江苏高考零分作文《品味时尚》

我承认当我看到这个题目时，我湿了，我慢慢的背过脸用手偷偷轻轻的擦掉眼角的泪水。因为我知道，人人都要参加高考，不是因为高考适合自己的兴趣，而只是因为大家都是如此。眼泪是为大家流的。

I admit that when I saw this problem, I was wet, and I slowly turned my back and wiped away tears from the corner of my eyes with my hand. Because I know that everyone should take part in the college entrance examination, not because the college entrance examination suits their own interests, but just because everyone is so. Tears are for everyone.

不知道哪个可爱的老师出的这个题目，我们猜了几个月题，从去年的奥运会，5.12直到邓玉娇，立交桥，70码，公交车……我思绪翻滚，又回到了每个猜题的夜晚。“我猜，我猜，我猜猜猜”在全班88名同学近乎疯狂的呐喊中，我们在语文老师的带领下象买彩票一样，精心的挑选着每一个作文题目。老师说要猜对了，多十几分，“本一”就可能向我们扬起它可爱的小手。

I don't know which lovely teacher gave us this question. We guessed it for several months, from last year's Olympic Games, 5.12 to Deng Yujiao, overpass, 70 yards, bus My mind rolled back to every night of guessing. "I guess, I guess, I guess" in the nearly crazy shouting of 88 students in the class, we carefully selected each composition topic under the leadership of the Chinese teacher, like buying lottery tickets. Teacher said to guess right, more than a dozen points, "Ben one" may raise its lovely little hand to us.

我本是一个有文化有素质有修养的非著名三好学生，尊师重教一直在我身上得到充分发扬，这次我忍不住了，我想问候老师您一下，当然只是问候您一个人，不包括呕心沥血教育我们的老师。亲爱的出题老师：

I am a non famous three good students with culture, quality and cultivation. Respecting teachers and emphasizing teaching have been fully developed in me. This time, I can't help it. I want to greet you, of course, just to greet you, not including the dedicated education of our teachers. Dear teacher:

我不知道“三点一线”的高中生活能有多少时间去品味时尚。我想大概也许出这个题目的我们尊敬的老师你的脑袋让门挤了？让驴踢了？进水了？结冰了？短路了？——不管怎样，肯定是脑残了。莫非脑残也成为了一种时尚？

I don't know how much time can I have to taste fashion in high school. I think maybe our respected teacher with this topic has your head jammed? Let the donkey kick? Water? Is it frozen? Short circuit? ——Anyway, it must be brain damage. Is brain damage a fashion?

政治课上邓爷爷一直对我们说要“实事求是”。尊敬的出题老师，我实事求是的对你说：你的题目让我很纠结，纠结！纠结到蛋疼！蛋疼你明白吗？这也是一种时尚。

Grandpa Deng always told us to be "realistic" in politics class. Respected teacher, I said to you: your topic makes me very tangled, tangled! Tangle to egg pain! Do you understand that egg hurts? It's also a fashion.

你让我们正天埋头苦读，面对着一堆堆模拟试卷的孩子去“品味时尚”，打个比方，这不是和让太监去看A片一样？A片你懂吗？东京热，一本道……这个都不懂，你还谈什么时尚。

You're asking us to immerse ourselves in hard study and face a bunch of children who are simulating test papers to "taste fashion". For example, isn't this the same as asking eunuchs to watch porn? Do you understand porn? Tokyo fever, a road I don't understand this. What's more about fashion.

我们也想时尚，可没钱没时间怎么时尚？难道我们忍心从辛辛苦苦供我们上学的爹娘哪里一次次讨钱，去买阿迪王。

We also want fashion, but how to fashion without money and time? Don't we have the heart to ask for money again and again from our parents who have worked hard for us to go to school to buy Adi Wang.