玉帝赶时髦

玉帝（要赶回天庭时）：“时髦这东西真够害人的！我一定要下令在天庭不许赶时髦！”

Jade Emperor (going back to heaven): "fashion is really harmful! I must order that there be no fashion in heaven! "

时髦是什么，就是追求时尚，走在时代先锋。为了追求时髦，就连那主宰天上人间的玉皇大帝也热闹了一回。

What is fashion? It is to pursue fashion and walk in the vanguard of the times. In order to pursue fashion, even the Jade Emperor, who dominates the heaven and the earth, was busy once.

玉帝看见各路神仙都已不再听古典音乐，而是听现代流行歌曲，头发也染成五颜六色的，各有各的形象。每当玉帝看见这些，都勃然大怒，表面是这样，可心底里总是那么的羡慕，玉帝深知自己是天庭的主宰者，要多注意自己的形象，但还是禁止不住自己心中的强烈欲望，就偷偷的变成一个十七八岁的青年，到人间来赶时髦。

The Jade Emperor saw that all kinds of immortals no longer listen to classical music, but listen to modern pop songs, and their hair was dyed in various colors, each with its own image. When the Jade Emperor saw these things, he was furious. On the surface, he was envious. He knew that he was the master of the heaven. He had to pay more attention to his image, but he could not resist the strong desire in his heart, so he secretly became a 17-8-year-old young man and came to the world to catch up with the fashion.

刚不久，玉帝就看见一大群十七八岁的青年男女生骑着摩托车从身边一掠而过，心中大叹：“这就是人间的时髦啊！”

Just before long, the Jade Emperor saw a large group of 17-8-year-old young men and women riding motorcycles passing by. He sighed in his heart, "this is the fashion of the world!"

“喂，那个小子，你在干什么啊？”玉帝听到有人叫他，忙回头，看到是两个青年，便回答：“我在看要怎样赶时髦。”

"Hey, that kid, what are you doing?" When the jade emperor heard someone call him, he looked back and saw that it was two young people. He replied, "I'm looking at how to catch up with the fashion."

“要想赶时髦，就跟我们来。我们知道怎样赶时髦！”其实，那两个青年就是十恶不赦的大坏蛋，想要拉玉帝下水。玉帝根本不知道人心险恶，便跟了去。

"If you want to catch up with the fashion, follow us. We know how to follow the fashion! " In fact, those two youths are the villains who want to pull the jade emperor into the water. The jade emperor did not know that people were dangerous at all, so he went with them.

青年：“喂，小子。”

Young man: "Hello, boy."

玉帝：“请叫我玉帝。”

Jade Emperor: "please call me Jade Emperor."

青年：“好，玉帝，去理发吧！”

Youth: "good, jade emperor, go to have a haircut!"

玉帝：“行！”

Jade Emperor: "OK!"

青年：“要染什么发色？”

Youth: "what hair color do you want to dye?"

玉帝：“最时髦的那种。”

Jade Emperor: "the most fashionable one."

青年：“好！”

Youth: "good!"

过了一会儿。

After a while.

青年：“我们去唱卡拉OK！”

Youth: "let's sing karaoke!"

玉帝一听他们说英文，心里有一种特别的滋味。

When the jade emperor heard them speak English, he had a special taste in his heart.

“开心不开心的都跟我来……”玉帝正在唱潘玮柏的《快乐崇拜》。唱完后，心里真舒服。

"Come with me if you are happy or unhappy..." The Jade Emperor is singing pan Weibai's "happy worship". After singing, I feel very comfortable.

玉帝：“还有什么更时髦的吗？”

Jade Emperor: "is there anything more fashionable?"

青年：“有的。你跳过舞没？就是那种很带劲的舞。”

Youth: "yes. Did you dance? It's the kind of dance that's very exciting. "

玉帝（很茫然）：“没有。”

Jade Emperor (at a loss): "No."

青年（装作很大度）：“没关系，我们带你去。”

Young man (pretending to be generous): "it doesn't matter. We'll take you there."

玉帝（到处感叹）：“哇！周杰伦的《龙泉》真带劲耶！”

The Jade Emperor (sighs everywhere): "Wow! Jay Chou's "Longquan" is really exciting! "

陪玉帝的两个青年，见他如此喜欢赶时髦，嘴角露出了一丝奸笑……

With the two young people of the Jade Emperor, I saw that he liked to follow the fashion so much, and there was a trace of mischievous smile on his lips

第二天。

The second day.

青年：“玉帝，还有一种更时髦的事，要不要去做？”

Young man: "Jade Emperor, there is a more fashionable thing. Do you want to do it?"

玉帝：“是什么？”

Jade Emperor: "what is it?"

青年：“抢银行。”

Young man: "rob the bank."

玉帝（很爽快）：“好！”

Jade Emperor (very refreshing): "good!"

来到银行，刚要抢，警察就来了，抓住了玉帝，那两个青年却逃跑了。当警察审问玉帝时，玉帝只说了一句话：“为了赶时髦。”结果，他被警察臭骂了一顿，然后，警察把他关在了监狱里。当然，玉帝想要逃跑并不难。

When they came to the bank, they were about to rob. The police came and caught the Jade Emperor, but the two young men escaped. When the police interrogated the Jade Emperor, he said only one sentence: "in order to catch up with the fashion." As a result, he was scolded by the police. Then, the police put him in prison. Of course, it is not difficult for the Jade Emperor to escape.

玉帝（要赶回天庭时）：“时髦这东西真够害人的！我一定要下令在天庭不许赶时髦！”

Jade Emperor (going back to heaven): "fashion is really harmful! I must order that there be no fashion in heaven! "