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阿Q被推上了刑场，这时他有些傻了。“怎么会这样呢？”阿Q心里忿忿不平。阿Q的老熟人们都在：赵秀才和洋鬼子坐在台上，因为他们胸前戴着那银桃子；小D也在，他最想和阿Q打上一架；吴妈也在——阿Q一直在看着吴妈，是啊，这最后几眼。

Ah Q was pushed to the execution ground, at this time he was a little silly. "How could that be?" Ah Q was angry. Ah Q's old and familiar people are all on the stage: Zhao Xiucai and foreign devils are sitting on the stage, because they are wearing the silver peach on their chest; little D is also there, he wants to fight with ah q most; Wu Ma is also there - Ah Q has been looking at Wu Ma, yes, these last eyes.

“啪——”一声枪响，子弹正中阿Q太阳穴，他应声而倒。人们都各自回到未庄，表情漠然。本来认为不会有人收尸，然而一直，在旁边的一位西服革履、带着近视镜的人急忙上前，抱起阿Q的尸体，上了奔驰，奔驰而去。

"Pa -" a shot, the bullet hit Ah Q temple, he fell in response. People all went back to Weizhuang, indifferent. It was thought that no body would be collected. However, all the time, a man in a suit, suit and shoes with a nearsighted mirror rushed to the front, picked up ah q's body, went on a gallop, and left.

他不是阿Q的朋友——阿Q也没有——而是全国最着名的医学家A博士。A博士想：阿Q这样着名的人物，我怎么能让他死呢？我一定要把他救活！就在这时，A博士的手机响了起来。消息是从医院传来的：A博士最好的朋友B博士几分钟前出车祸身亡，现在尸体在医院，躯干毁坏性损伤，头部无大碍。A博士悲痛欲绝，忽然间好像想起了什么。自言自语道：“为什么不能这样？”

He is not a friend of Ah Q - nor does Ah Q - but the most famous doctor a in China. Dr. a thought: Ah Q is such a famous person, how can I let him die? I must save him! Just then, Dr. A's cell phone rang. The news came from the hospital: Dr. A's best friend, Dr. B, was killed in a car accident a few minutes ago. Now the body is in the hospital, with destructive injury to the trunk and no major damage to the head. All of a sudden, Dr. a seemed to think of something. "Why not?" he said to himself

医院手术室里——A博士忙得不可开交，他利用新技术把B的脑部组织及其记忆移植到阿Q的头颅中。24小时后，手术成功。

In the operating room of the hospital, Dr. A is so busy that he uses new technology to transplant B's brain tissue and memory into Ah Q's head. 24 hours later, the operation was successful.

B博士——应是BQ博士，醒来后，睁开眼，噢，怎么没戴眼镜就看得这么清楚？他觉得浑身上下都不得劲，站起来一照镜子，哇！怎么自己变成了阿Q？经过A的详细解释后，BQ才恍然大悟。

Dr. B - it should be Dr. BQ, wake up, open your eyes, oh, how can you see so clearly without glasses? He felt tired all over. He stood up and looked in the mirror. WOW! How did you become a Q? After a's detailed explanation, BQ suddenly realized.

B博士本是金融界有名人士，车祸前他曾被哈佛大学邀请去讲学，因为手术很成功，所以BQ如期赴约。在哈佛讲学后，他又顺便到华尔街走了一趟，凭自己的金融头脑，大挣一笔美金，风光地回了国。

Dr. B was a famous person in the financial field. Before the accident, he was invited to lecture by Harvard University. Because the operation was successful, BQ kept the appointment as scheduled. After his lecture at Harvard, he went to Wall Street by the way. With his financial brain, he made a lot of money and returned to China in a beautiful way.

BQ回国后，先到了未庄，开了阿Q银行、阿Q连锁超市、阿Q电脑房……让赵太爷给自己打工，让赵白眼和小D去看大门。这本是阿Q梦都梦不到的，也是阿Q的头脑所想不到的。

After BQ returned to China, he went to Weizhuang first, opened a Q bank, a Q chain supermarket, a Q computer room Let Zhao work for himself, let Zhao Baiyan and little d go to see the gate. This is not a dream of Ah Q, but also a dream of Ah Q's mind.

阿Q(BQ)终于在未庄扬眉吐气了，他每天西服革履，坐着“宝马”，吆喝着赵太爷。

Ah Q (BQ) is finally boasting in Weizhuang. He wears a suit and wears clothes every day. He sits in a BMW and yells at Uncle Zhao.