知识与金钱

知识和金钱想打个赌，看谁最受世人欢迎，于是各找了一个代理人，来到世间。

Knowledge and money want to make a bet to see who is most popular in the world, so they find an agent and come to the world.

知识和金钱一道走进一家酒楼。酒楼老板把知识推到楼下粗席就座，把金钱让进了楼上雅席。

Knowledge and money go into a restaurant together. The tavern owner pushed the knowledge to the rough seats downstairs and gave the money to the elegant seats upstairs.

金钱洋洋得意。

Money triumphs.

知识愤愤不平。

Knowledge is indignant.

然而知识查验出整座酒楼弥漫着一种乙肝病毒，便及时离开了。

However, knowledge check out the whole restaurant filled with a hepatitis B virus, they left in time.

金钱终于住进了医院。

Money finally went to the hospital.

一场大火，将金钱和知识的住宅烧成了一堆灰烬。灾情调查小组前来登记损失情况。

A fire burned the house of money and knowledge to a heap of ashes. The disaster investigation team came to register the loss.

金钱嚎啕大哭：“我的钞票，还有股票，全没了，全没了……”

Money wails: "my banknotes and stocks are all gone, all gone..."

知识笑笑说：“我损失了一些书籍和资料，然而它们全都装在我的脑子里了。”

Knowledge smiled and said, "I lost some books and materials, but they were all in my mind."

山洪暴发，四周一片汪洋。

The mountain torrents broke out and there was a flood all around.

知识和金钱都弄来了一条小船。知识轻摇双桨，很快移到高处。金钱吃力地驱动着满载财物的小舟，驶到激流处，终于沉没了……

Knowledge and money brought a boat. Knowledge shakes two oars, and soon moves up. Money drives the boat full of money to the torrent, and finally sinks

玉皇大帝降旨，宣金钱和知识各自带着自己引为骄傲的东西上天廷觐见。知识提前到达。

The Jade Emperor decreed that money and knowledge, each with its own pride, would be seen in heaven. Knowledge arrives ahead of time.

玉帝问：“你的骄傲之物呢？”

"What about your pride?" the Jade Emperor asked

知识一指脑袋：“全在这里，知识和智慧。”

Knowledge refers to the head: "all here, knowledge and wisdom."

金钱迟到了。

Money is late.

玉帝嗔道：“你的骄傲之物何在？”

The Jade Emperor said angrily, "where is your pride?"

“驮到半路，实在飞不动了，全都抛进了海里……”

"I can't fly when I'm halfway on the pack. I've thrown them all into the sea..."

终于有一天，知识和金钱都要去见阎王。

Finally one day, knowledge and money will go to hell.

阎王指着金钱说：“你在世间刮够了钱财，享够了清福，世人都愿你早日见我。现在，该你吃吃苦头了。来人，拉下去下油锅、坐电椅……”

The king of Yan pointed to money and said, "you have scraped enough money and enjoyed enough happiness in the world. The world would like you to see me as soon as possible. Now, it's your turn to suffer. Come on, pull down the oil pan and sit on the electric chair... "

阎王又对知识说：“你来之后，世人都在痛哭流涕，埋怨我过早地召你到阴间。现在，我再给你阳寿，回世间为人们造福去吧！”

Then the king said to knowledge, "when you come, the world is crying and complaining that I called you to hell too early. Now, I'll give you yangshou and go back to the world to benefit people! "