堂·吉诃德新传

桑丘带着他的主人堂·吉诃德和他的朋友们来到了现世。他为他的主人的疯疯颠颠深感头痛。听说，现世有人能够移植记忆，桑丘非常高兴，因为这一移植便可将其主人头脑中的关于古代侠士的记忆去除了。记忆移植手术非常顺利。

Sancho came into this world with his master Don Quixote and his friends. He was deeply troubled by his master's madness. It's said that some people in this world can transplant memories. Sangqiu is very happy because this transplant can remove the memories of ancient chivalrous men from his master's mind. The memory transplant went very well.

堂醒来了的第一句话是“我的电脑呢？快把我的秘书叫来……”桑丘呆呆地站在那里，因为他已经无法再认识这位新堂了。据了解，堂换的是电脑奇才比尔-盖茨的记忆。难怪堂是那样的现代呢！

Don woke up with the first sentence, "where's my computer? Call my Secretary... " Sancho stood there stupidly, for he could no longer know the new hall. It is understood that don changed the memory of Bill Gates, the computer wizard. No wonder Tang is so modern!

桑丘带着他的新主人，有些懊丧地回到故园。堂不再去追赶那些羊群，也没有再去傻乎乎地与大风车搏斗，而是天天思考计算机的开发。听说堂回来了，朋友们都来看望他。新堂出来向他的朋友打招呼，这可把朋友们吓坏了。

Sancho, with his new master, went back to his hometown in some frustration. Instead of chasing the sheep, or foolishly fighting against the windmill, Tang thought about the development of computers every day. I heard that don is back. All his friends come to see him. The new hall came out to say hello to his friends, which scared them.

看，堂穿的是什么呀！黑色的，带有明晃晃、亮晶晶的东西（其实那是扣子），脚下不再是牛皮靴，是没有筒的鞋。人们呆住了。桑丘急忙出来向大家解释原因，大家更觉得不可思议。“现代人类怎么这么厉害！他们发明了什么电脑，还有什么英特网全球通，坐在家里便可以漫游世界，这会儿竟然把什么比尔的记忆移植到我们堂的头脑里来了……”接着便是人们的慨叹声，啧啧声。

Look, what does the hall wear! Black, with bright, shiny things (in fact, it's buttons), the foot is no longer cattle leather boots, is no tube shoes. People stay. Sangqiu hurriedly came out to explain the reason to you, which was even more incredible. "How can modern humans be so powerful! What kind of computer did they invent, and what kind of Internet and global connection do they have? Sitting at home, they can roam the world. Now, what kind of Bill's memory has been transplanted into our hall's mind... " Then there are people's sighs and slurps.

新堂觉得很是光荣。他一字一顿地说：“各位，在以后的日子里，为适应全球信息化的需要，我建议大家去学电脑，我会免费教你们的……”刚说到这里，人群在一阵潮涌般哄笑声后，便散去了。新堂有些诧异，桑丘也有些懊丧。

Xintang feels very honored. "Everyone, in the future, in order to meet the needs of global informatization, I suggest you to learn computer, and I will teach you free of charge..." he said At this point, the crowd dispersed after a wave of laughter. Xintang was a little surprised, and sangqiu was also a little depressed.

新堂在以后的日子里，常常大发脾气，向桑丘要电脑软件，要秘书，要电脑资料……这使得桑丘感觉到比以前更加难过，更加头疼。桑丘左思右想，最后还是决定把比尔的记忆去掉，把原堂的记忆换回来。

In the days to come, Xintang often loses his temper and asks sangqiu for computer software, secretary and information This makes Sancho feel more sad and headache than before. Sancho left and right, and finally decided to get rid of Bill's memory and replace the memory of the original church.

黄尘古道，瘦马飞奔，一把长矛在空中乱摇。做了记忆复位移植的堂·吉诃德又回来了……

Yellow dust Road, thin horse gallop, a spear in the air shaking. Don Quixote, who had a memory reset transplant, is back