月亮辞职记

农历初九的晚上九点，宇宙的宙长北极星想起明天晚上要开的星光晚会，心情很不错，就想到下面的几个单位转一转。

At 9:00 p.m. on the ninth day of the lunar calendar, Polaris, the universe's chief, thought of the starlight party to be held tomorrow night. He was in a good mood, and thought of turning the following units.

他来到了银河系，想看看“天阶夜色凉如水”的银河系，在系主任——太阳不在的时候，会是一副怎样的工作状态——尤其是看看那个爱休班的副主任月亮业务方面有没有进步，早就觉得她工作不及太阳有热情，还整天描眉画脸地变来变去的，让人感到有些过头。可是面对这些女孩子，宙长先生还是能够理解她们的爱美之心的。

When he came to the galaxy, he wanted to see what kind of working state it would be when the dean of the galaxy, the sun, was not there. He thought that she was not as enthusiastic as the sun when she was working, and that she had changed her face all day, which made people feel a little over head. But in the face of these girls, Mr. Zhou can understand their love for beauty.

他在自己调好的蓝色气滑场里，只转了一圈，便感觉到了不对，脚下一片浅蓝，眼里一片黑暗。怎么今天这么晚了，月亮还没来值班？他马上调出与月亮的对视屏，显示为空白，旁边注有一行汉字：对不起，您调的屏幕已过期。宙长的好心情一下子被月亮不在岗、更换对视屏而击碎了。他一转身，马上开通了宇宙视频光纤机，与太阳对话。

In the blue air slide field that he adjusted, he only turned once, and then felt that it was not right. There was a light blue under his feet and a darkness in his eyes. Why is it so late today that the moon is not on duty? He immediately called up the screen opposite to the moon, which was blank, with a line of Chinese characters beside it: sorry, your screen has expired. ZEU's good mood was all of a sudden the moon is not on duty, the replacement of the screen and smashed. As soon as he turned around, he opened the cosmic video fiber optic machine and talked to the sun.

“今天月亮请假了？怎么没在单位值班呢？”

"Did the moon ask for leave today? Why not be on duty in the unit? "

“哦，她今天没上，用传真风给我传了一帧辞职书，说辞职不上了，我就让皎皎河汉女先替一天班，打算明天上班后了解情况……”“你还是现在就让迢迢牵牛星去查清楚的好，千万不能因为她，影响银河系明天的星光晚会！”北极星的语气有点儿硬。

"Oh, she didn't go to work today. She faxed me a letter of resignation, saying that she couldn't go to work, so I asked kyaukphyu Hehan to work for one day first, and planned to know the situation after tomorrow's work..." "You'd better let Altair go all the way to find out now. You can't affect the galaxy's Starlight party tomorrow because of her!" The tone of Polaris is a little hard.

12分钟后，宇宙对视屏上出现了牵牛星的面孔，脸色有些阴沉。北极星宙长想到事情可能不妙。“说。”他发出一个字的命令。“其实月亮辞职的确是有原因的。最近地球上又兴起了乱砍滥伐之风。他们总是晚上，大动斧锯，伐木毁林，造出了几十万吨一次性筷子，八千米高、四千米宽的一次性袋子，每天生出的垃圾指数超过前一个月近15个百分点，臭氧层变异，患了严重的脂肪臭氧症，地球上恐怕要弥漫一场新的瘟疫了。月亮实在看不下去，因此决定辞职，并从人类的记忆中收回所有描写月亮的诗歌。”

12 minutes later, the face of Altair appeared on the cosmic screen, a little gloomy. It may not be good for Polaris to think about it. "Say." He issued a one word order. "In fact, moon quit for a reason. Recently, the wind of deforestation has risen on the earth. In the evening, they always use axes and saws to cut down trees and forests. They have made hundreds of thousands of tons of disposable chopsticks, 8000 meters high and 4000 meters wide disposable bags. The garbage index produced every day is nearly 15 percentage points higher than that of the previous month. The ozone layer is mutated, and they suffer from serious fatty ozone disease. There is a new plague on the earth. The moon couldn't look down, so he decided to resign and take back all the poems about the moon from human memory. "

“你可以通过我的光纤转呼月亮的，她的通讯设备已经更换了。”“不必了，她有她的想法，这也不错，她会很快要求上班的。你要注意研究一下，地球上的人类最怕什么。”

"You can call the moon through my optical fiber. Her communication equipment has been replaced." "No, she has her ideas, which is not bad. She will ask for work soon. You need to pay attention to what people on earth are most afraid of. "

初十晚上八点，星光晚会照常开幕了。地球被关在了天门外，被罚用自转动力擦除臭氧硬化部分，马上停止生产一次性用品，夜晚不再有月亮，想到月亮时会产生极大的恐慌。

At eight o'clock in the evening of the 10th day of the lunar new year, the starlight party opened as usual. The earth is locked out of the gate of heaven. It is punished to wipe out the ozone hardening part with rotation power, stop producing disposable products immediately, and there is no moon at night. When thinking of the moon, there will be great panic.

月亮则没有表演她应该表演的“嫦娥漫舞”，而是即兴宣读了一篇《地球人，醒来》的檄文，晚会后发至每颗心灵，伴着“月亮之上”的曲调，每天播放七遍；直到下个月的十五日起，月亮才会重新走上自己的工作岗位；一年后，才可以被激活关于月亮的诗歌……

The moon didn't perform the "Chang'e dance" that she should perform, but read out an announcement of "Earth man, wake up". After the party, it was sent to every soul, accompanied by the tune of "above the moon", and played it seven times a day. Until the 15th of the next month, the moon would not go back to work. One year later, it could be activated about the moon's poetry