电脑

时光推进100年，一个世纪以后，电脑终极发展，人类穷尽想象，人人都能用上最为先进的电脑，这个二百多年前发现的玩意会如此影响我们的生活。

Time goes on for 100 years. A century later, the ultimate development of computers. Human beings imagine that everyone can use the most advanced computers. This gadget discovered more than 200 years ago will affect our lives so much.

有了电脑，多好！终极电脑之断想——就只剩三个按键了！

How nice to have a computer! The ultimate computer vision - there are only three buttons left!

●没有显示器，只要把开关一开，电脑会通过光线给你制作一个现成的显示器。它分辨率极高，而且响应时间超快！在墙上，在草地，在水中，甚至在空气中。

● there is no monitor, as long as you turn on the switch, the computer will make a ready-made monitor for you through the light. It has high resolution and fast response time! On the wall, on the grass, in the water, even in the air.

●不会在安静的夜里，在昏黄的蜡烛或者灯下，静静地去读一本拿在手里的书。

You will not read a book in your hand in a quiet night under a dim candle or light.

●一百年后的电脑几乎所有的输入方式都可以靠语音和意念来替代键盘，但是一百年后的电脑，还是有可能会挂掉，所以（CTEL＋ALT＋DEL）这三个按键还是要留着……

● almost all the input methods of computers in 100 years can be replaced by voice and mind, but computers in 100 years may still hang up, so the three keys (CTEL + Alt + Del) should be kept

●有小学生在作文中如此写道：

● some pupils wrote in their compositions as follows:

1、50年后的电脑可以放在铅笔盒里，在铅笔盒的下层可以放铅笔之类的东西，至于上层，就是键盘，盒盖就是屏幕，鼠标就插在铅笔盒旁边。

1. 50 years later, the computer can be put in the pencil box, and pencil and other things can be put in the lower part of the pencil box. As for the upper part, it is the keyboard, the box cover is the screen, and the mouse is inserted next to the pencil box.

2、你在网上购买了一件衣服，多媒体电脑会把衣服传过来；多媒体电脑还是一位医术高明的医生，有病对它说，马上就能恢复身体健康；多媒体电脑是一位高级教师，让它帮你辅导，你的学习成绩一定稳步上升；多媒体电脑还是一位厨师，只要输入原料，就能做出色香味俱全的美味佳肴。

2. When you buy a dress on the Internet, the multimedia computer will pass it on; the multimedia computer is also a doctor with excellent medical skills. If you have a disease, you can immediately recover your health; the multimedia computer is a senior teacher, let it help you with your tutoring, and your academic performance will rise steadily; the multimedia computer is also a chef, as long as you input raw materials, you can make it Delicious food with perfect color and fragrance.

像我这样的编辑，每天往电脑前一坐，就是十几个小时，坐得我腰疼，怀疑是不是得了腰椎间盘突出。

An editor like me, who sits in front of the computer every day for more than ten hours, has a backache and doubts if he has lumbar disc herniation.

看个电影还好点，要是看篇论文、诗歌什么的，会看得头晕眼花、烦闷欲吐。这破玩意还放着辐射。我都担心白细胞就快降到最低值了。是谁发明的破电脑？没电脑多好！无电脑之断想—看不到芙蓉姐姐了

It's better to watch a movie. If you watch a paper or a poem, you will feel dizzy and bored. This shit still has radiation. I'm worried that the white blood cells will be down to the minimum. Who invented the broken computer? How nice without a computer! No computer - I can't see sister Furong

●假如没有电脑，我上班就不用噼里啪啦的去敲键盘了，也不用费劲的思考一个字是平舌还是翘舌，前鼻音还是后鼻音了。想和谁联系的时候，就动手写信，顺便练练书法，（我现在的手写字已经不卒忍读了）还能给邮政局创点收入，你看邮政自从和电信分了家，效益是江河日下啊。

If I don't have a computer, I don't have to click on the keyboard at work, and I don't have to think hard about whether a word is flat tongue or crooked tongue, front nasal sound or back nasal sound. When you want to get in touch with anyone, you can write letters and practice calligraphy by the way. (I can't bear to read the handwritten words now.) you can also make some income for the post office. Since the post office and the telecom have been separated, the benefits are declining.

现在，QQ和邮件霸王了我，都让我忘了怎么拿笔了，一写字就像鸡爪子似的，可怜我小学时练了半年的毛笔字功底全军覆没。几千年的书法文化竟然败给几十年的键盘文化，小编心有不甘啊。

Now, QQ and e-mail overlord me, let me forget how to take a pen, a writing is like chicken feet, poor my primary school practice for half a year's brush writing skills were completely destroyed. Thousands of years of calligraphy culture has been defeated by decades of keyboard culture. I'm not willing to make it up.

●假如没有电脑，我去银行存钱取钱再也不用按那6位数的密码了，省得还提心吊胆的怕别人看见。到时候拿出钱来往柜台上一砸，说：“存30000块，给大爷记上。”然后就可以悠哉悠哉的看着出纳员抱着一摞子账簿记账。

If I don't have a computer, I'll go to the bank to deposit money and withdraw money without having to press the 6-digit password any more, so I can't be afraid of being seen by others. At that time, he took out the money and smashed it on the counter, saying, "save 30000 yuan and write it down for me." Then you can leisurely watch the teller holding a pile of books.

●假如没有电脑，发射火箭就不用现在这么麻烦了。到时候先找几个人把火箭抬起来，然后再来个人用打火机点着火，接着总指挥喊：“一、二、三，发射！”那几个人就把火箭扔出去了。多简单，就三步。比现在又得检查这个设备又得检查那个程序的省事多了。

If there were no computers, it would not be so much trouble to launch rockets. At that time, we will find a few people to lift the rocket, and then someone will light the fire with a lighter. Then the commander-in-chief shouts, "one, two, three, launch!" The men threw the rocket out. How simple, just three steps. It's much easier than having to check this device and that program again.

●假如没有电脑，我们就不会看到那么多愤慨的事，也不会看到芙蓉姐姐那些恶心的图片。

● if there were no computers, we would not see so many indignant things and those disgusting pictures of sister Furong.